Shang Huaiyan: "......"

Shang Huaiyan drank this bowl of chicken soup for the soul, smacked his lips, and sighed from the bottom of his heart: "You will be a good father......"

Yi Baitang had an indifferent face: "Don't, I hate children." ”

Shang Huaiyan was speechless for a moment. Looking at the little girl in front of him, he said, "Don't be so honest, listen, child." ”

Yi Baitang: "Telling the truth to children from an early age helps to cultivate their future competitiveness in advance. ”

Shang Huaiyan was speechless again.

Yi Baitang turned to the little girl who came to him: "Think about it, what do you want?" Because we have your dad in demand right now, we are trying to help you in any way we can. But if you can't give us hope, or if the path is too difficult, we'll turn to other paths and abandon you and your dad. ”

Shang Huaiyan interjected: "She doesn't understand what you say." You wait for me. With that, he smiled at the little girl, got up from the couch, and took out two Disney toys from his suitcase. They are a pair of exactly the same color hand-held small windmills, the blades of this small windmill are very thin, even if there is no wind around, but the walking around in the hand, will slowly rotate, when I bought it, it attracted the attention of the little girl, but maybe it was a matter of habit, and finally the little girl still hugged her bulky little fan.

Now Shang Huaiyan took the two colored windmills in his hands and walked to the side of the wallboard, one was inserted at the foot of the wallboard, and the other was inserted on the top of the wallcabinet.

He opened the windows and doors, and the convective air immediately caused the blades of the windmill to rotate at a uniform speed, and the colors converged into a small circle of rainbows.

The little girl's gaze was attracted.

Shang Huaiyan walked back to Yi Baitang and the little girl at this time, squatted down and asked: "Two identical things, one on the top and one on the bottom, if you want the little princess to take it herself, which one will she take?" ”

The little girl hesitated for a moment, her eyes moving up and down, as if assessing something.

After a moment, she fixed her eyes on the windmill beneath her feet.

"--You now understand what I mean." Yi Baitang answered, "Since the result is the same, everyone will choose the path that is easy to take." So, do you want to sue us, what exactly do you want to do? ”

The little girl was still holding the fan and didn't speak, but her dark eyes had already stayed on the faces of Yi Baitang and Shang Huaiyan, and she was listening carefully.

"Do you want us to have a good talk with your dad?" Yi Baitang asked.

Shang Huaiyan was very cooperative, with an elite look on his shirt and looking at his watch, condescending and careless throughout the whole process.

The little girl flattened her mouth and didn't seem very satisfied.

"Do you want us to teach your dad a lesson?" Yi Baitang asked again.

Shang Huaiyan cooperated as usual, flicked his coat, and hit a left hook of "Ha", which was quick and ruthless without explaining!

The little girl was quite moved and hesitated.

"Or do you want to leave your dad?" Yi Baitang asked for the third time.

Shang Huaiyan was startled this time: "Hey, you can't talk nonsense about this matter......

"But it's impossible." Yi Baitang calmly continued, "We can be your representative and talk to your father; You can also serve as your employer and teach your father a lesson; But it will not be the responsibility of raising you from now on. So before you make any decision, you must remember to seriously consider the consequences that may lead to the decision after you make it, some of which you can bear and some of which you can't. ”

Shang Huaiyan: "......"

Shang Huaiyan suddenly had an inexplicable feeling, as if his baby had something to say throughout the whole day.

He muttered in his heart, secretly wondering if the other party was not talking to the little girl, but to himself...... After all, how can a four-year-old girl understand these truths?

But the next moment, the little girl suddenly ran away, she ran all the way to Yi Baitang's big suitcase, opened the zipper, and laboriously took out the Barbie vacation suit, and then, she laboriously tore open the box, took out Barbie's father and Barbie, picked up the vegetable plate, and then ran back to Yi Baitang, stuffed the vegetable plate in the hands of Barbie's father, and fed it to Barbie doll hard, Barbie stepped back vigorously, but Barbie's father moved forward viciously, and finally slapped the dish plate on the baby's face!

The little girl opened her mouth and said in a loud voice: "Bad—"

Yi Baitang was a little incredulous: "Your father slapped the plate on your face?" ”

Shang Huaiyan replied calmly: "What she means is that her father forcefully feeds her." ”

Yi Baitang glanced at Shang Huaiyan, and then turned to the little girl: "I understand, then what do you want now?" ”

The little girl changed the dish to Barbie, and then Barbie slapped the dish in Barbie's father's face viciously!

One beat, two shots, three beats!

The little girl became happier the more she filmed, and finally giggled.

Yi Baitang: "...... She wants to slap a plate in her dad's face? ”

Shang Huaiyan guessed: "What she wants is to feed her father." ”

Yi Baitang's gaze wandered back and forth between the little girl and Shang Huaiyan, making an assessment. After a while, he got up from the sofa and took the little girl's hand and walked into the kitchen, intending to teach her how to make the simplest dish, scrambled eggs, so as to judge whether the other party really wanted to feed her father as Shang Huaiyan said.

A small child is not as tall as a stove.

Yi Baitang took the stool brought by Shang Huaiyan, put the little girl on the stool, gave the other party two eggs, a handful of green onions, put oil on the fire, and then took two steps back to watch the other party play by himself.

Shang Huaiyan: "Can this work?" ”

Yi Baitang: "Of course. ”

Shang Huaiyan: "You are so sure ......"

Yi Baitang is determined: "This is how I grew up when I was a child. ”

As soon as the words were finished, they only heard a crackling sound of frying in the oil pot, and the two looked at the stove together, only to see that the little girl first threw the eggs into the oil pot together with the egg shells, and then dug a large spoonful of each of the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar and added it, and then the whole green onion with the roots, and finally she happily wanted to grab the iron pot with both hands and turn it around!

Two: "......"

Yi Baitang was suspiciously silent for a while, stepped forward a few steps, stopped the little girl's movements, and turned off the fire and hugged people in one go.

He first handed the little girl to Shang Huaiyan, and then tasted the contents of the pot, and before he could chew it, he had already turned his head and spit it out in the trash.

Shang Huaiyan: "What taste?" ”

Yi Baitang's face was expressionless: "The taste of life." ”

Then he stuffed a mouthful of scrambled eggs into Shang Huaiyan's mouth at a lightning speed.

Shang Huaiyan: "......" He was sneak attacked, and it took two beats to taste the taste, neither swallowing nor spitting, his face was complicated, "This kind of indescribable taste, as well as a colorful heart...... Are we really going to fulfill the little princess's request to give this food to her father? Will it turn against you and blow your place away? ”

Before Yi Baitang could speak, the little girl who was put on the ground had already raised her face and spoke loudly:

"Bad! Bad! Daddy - bad! Bad! Bad food! ”

Yi Baitang thought for a moment, put the food in the pot on a plate, and handed it to the little girl: "Do you want to taste it?" ”

The little girl immediately put a little bit of it in her mouth with chopsticks, her whole face wrinkled, and she spit into the trash can with great anger, and shouted "Phew": "Bad, bad! Bad! Father! Every time! Such! Dislike! She continued, and the sentences suddenly flowed smoothly, as if she had read them countless times in her heart, "One by one, I will also give my father bad food!" ”

Since she started to speak, the little girl named Qian Yiyi seemed to want to say the words that she hadn't said in the past at once, and she chattered for a full hour, turning over and over "Daddy is bad", "Bad Dad", "Bad Things", "Things are bad", and then fell asleep in Shang Huaiyan's bedtime stories one after another.

Shang Huaiyan let out a sigh of relief, put down the fairy tale, turned off the lamp on the bedside table, and left a night light in the corner, quietly walked out of the children's room, and went to see the master bedroom as soon as possible.

The door to the master bedroom was open, but there was no one in the door who shouldn't have been inside.

Shang Huaiyan walked around his house, a little puzzled, and muttered secretly: Obviously, this place belonged to me a few days ago, and I haven't used it for a few days, why do I question its sovereignty?

He walked out of the room again, looked downstairs, and sure enough, he saw Yi Baitang leaning in front of the wine cabinet with his arms crossed, and there was a half-drunk glass of sake next to him.

Shang Huaiyan walked downstairs to Yi Baitang's side, just happened to be thirsty, picked up the remaining half of the glass of sake, and drank it directly: "What are you thinking?" ”

Yi Baitang: "I want to teach a ghost to make a correct scrambled egg." ”

Shang Huaiyan said casually: "Maybe she just wants to give her dad bad food?" ”

Yi Baitang was unpleasant: "Don't be assimilated by the little ghost." ”

Shang Huaiyan: "No, I also hate children." ”

Yi Baitang: "Really? I see you're having fun. ”

Shang Huaiyan: "That's obviously for you!" ”

The breeze came and the stars blinked.

When the people who were close at hand turned their eyes to themselves, Shang Huaiyan realized what he had just said.

There are moments in life when change doesn't require thinking and struggle, it's happening unconsciously, and when you're conscious, the pros and cons are already reversed.

After Shang Huaiyan blurted out, he was dumb for three or five seconds.

As if he had been empowered, he finally clearly understood what Yi Baitang was dissatisfied with for a period of time; I also understand the true meaning of what I have been chasing people for a while and pleasing people.

The next moment, Yi Baitang said lightly: "How many people have you said such things to you?" ”

Shang Huaiyan: "......" he was rarely honest, "maybe a lot." ”

Yi Baitang snorted lightly.

Shang Huaiyan continued: "But you are the only one who has done it. So I think...... Our relationship has to be redefined. ”

Yi Baitang: "Oh? ”

Shang Huaiyan: "Let's say, let's try to get along really seriously. ”

Yi Baitang: "Ahhh

Shang Huaiyan was sincere: "I will be single-minded." ”

Yi Baitang: "Heh." ”

Shang Huaiyan was a little panicked, he was stern and serious: "Baby, I have clearly recognized the contradiction between us, I will face up to the problem, actively correct it, and have full confidence to become a good man in the new era!" You don't have to answer right away, I'll prove to you that what I'm saying now is from the heart—"

He paused, his feelings seemed to be out of control, churning and boiling in his body, desperately looking for an exit, and he hid a qiē under a not-so-serious joke:

"So I'm willing to dig out my heart and dedicate it to you, and think about how you can cook the precious ingredients that are unique in this world?"

Yi Baitang poured Shang Huaiyan a glass of wine.

Shang Huaiyan was happy: "Is it a good wine?" ”

Yi Baitang faintly: "Flesh and numbness." ”

After blocking his nagging mouth with a glass of wine, Yi Baitang slowly went up the stairs, entered the room, slammed the door, and confidently shut the original owner of the room out of the door, before raising his hand and rubbing his ears, which were a little red and hot under his hair.

Shang Huaiyan: ...... This script is not right with QAQ

That night, Shang Huaiyan, who was tossing and turning in the next room, finally didn't hold back, jumped off the princess's bed in the middle of the night, and quietly touched the next door while it was dark, and then touched the bed.

Shang Huaiyan: ...... Can you live this day?!

He was so angry that he pulled the quilt, but he didn't expect that his strength was too great, so he directly pulled the other person down.

The warm body suddenly covered his body, like a heavy quilt, and threw Shang Huaiyan down on the wooden floor.

Shang Huaiyan snorted, came to his senses for a moment, and hugged the person on his body: "Bai Tang-"

Yi Baitang was lazy: "Huh? ”

Shang Huaiyan pondered the other party's monotone, and slowly tasted something, and he called again: "Bai Tang-"

Yi Baitang was lazy: "Hmm." ”

Shang Huaiyan's voice was full of smiles, and he raised his body and kissed Yi Baitang's cheek: "Baitang, Baitang, Baitang!" ”

Yi Baitang didn't reply.

He raised his eyes, and his gaze flickered over Shang Huaiyan's cheek.

The Axe Sapling Project ends.

The axe is a small sapling plan to win.

I've always been so smart and witty.

Yi Baitang thought proudly.