Since the return of Superbrain, the barbecued pork bag can enter the system to play the role of a commentator, and the screen will only display a green reminder text. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Except for the lesson plan written by the barbecued pork bag written by Lin Xing according to the screen when teaching students, he usually doesn't look at it very carefully, but he knows that today's screen is like a smooth whiteboard, in addition to displaying the prompt content, you can also enter text from the barbecued pork bag, and copy all kinds of documents, there are no other superfluous things on it.

But when I woke up, there were a bunch of more ...... in the upper right corner of the screen Fruit!

"Damn, you old slut, what kind of eyes, this is clearly Zhang Jiuguan!" Lin Xing said vaguely.

"You can say that, but what does it mean?" The barbecued pork bun jumped up and poked the bottom 'fruit' with a broken fan, turned his head and said, "First of all, they are not buttons." ”

Lin Xing looked at the nine dusty 'fruits' lined up in three rows, thought for a while, shook his head and said, "I can sense that the ninth star soul has not exploded, these ...... Forget it, I'm not feeling well right now, so leave them alone. ”

The barbecued pork bun glanced at him and blamed: "I haven't said anything about you, you were obviously injured by the sound wave, and you have to use your own strength to save the thief cat, do you think you are an invincible iron King Kong, and you can recover it by charging it?" I'm not afraid to tell you honestly, your current strength is only fifty percent, and your mental strength is also very weak, and it is easy for a guy of the level of Limbo Fairy to kill you! ”

Lin Xing pouted and smiled, and said lightly: "Whoever wants to kill me has to weigh whether his life is hard enough first!" Okay, you can continue to study, I'll go down to dinner. ”

In the early morning of the next day, Lin Xing first went to visit the injuries of Lightning and Yuanbao, and saw that the two cats were still unconscious, so he couldn't help but sigh secretly.

Out of the guest room, Zhang Qian had already come to the living room, and looked at him with blame in her eyes for a while. Only this woman who knows Lin Xing's mind fully understands what he did for a cat yesterday.

Lin Xing grinned, "I'm fine, I'll make up for it by eating more." ”

Zhang Qian sighed, "Feng Wuji's purpose in harming lightning like this is obvious, to provoke you and disturb you. He is constantly looking for suitable opportunities to kill you in one fell swoop, so at this time, you must not mess around, let alone act impulsively. ”

Lin Xing nodded, turned around and walked into the kitchen.

……

"Sister Fangfang, good morning!"

"Good morning, Bean!" Qiu Fangfang covered half of her face and walked out of the building, and while greeting, she opened the co-pilot's door and got in.

"What's wrong with your face?" Lin Xing asked with concern.

Qiu Fangfang put down her hand and shook her head with a bitter face, "It's not the face, it's the eyes, I don't know why, I suddenly hurt to death last night." ”

Lin Xing reached out and pulled her chin, and her movements seemed a little frivolous, but it didn't matter at all, because Sister Fangfang likes women. Looking at Sister Fangfang, who is now without a little fox, has a delicate face, and a pair of brown sunglasses sets off a bit of mystery...... Why is she bent?

"What can you see through sunglasses and blindfolds? I took half a day off in the afternoon and went to the hospital again for a check-up. However, the current hospital queues up for the dead, and it's annoying to think about it! ”

"It's useless to go to the hospital, I've already asked your ancestors, that old...... The old man said a way to cultivate, saying that it can restore your eyesight, and I will go to your house to eat after work, and teach you by the way. However, how long it will take to take effect depends on your comprehension. ”

Qiu Fangfang held up her big sunglasses, looked at him stunned for a while, and said with a stupid smile: "I'm so lucky, now I not only have a big house to live in, but also my ancestors cover me, if there is a beautiful cutie who is in love, then life will be too perfect." ”

"Damn! Your unlucky eyes are the stinky disease that your ancestors inherited from you! Lin Xing muttered a sentence and went to school with one foot on the accelerator.

"Eh, did you watch the new video posted in the group yesterday?" Qiu Fangfang asked while wiping the table.

Lin Xing shook his head.

"Then you should really take a look, the follow-up will be exciting." Qiu Fangfang put the rag on the wire of the window, sat in the chair, put her hands on the table and said around her thumb: "At the beginning, I was quite worried about the two cats, they both cried, and I don't know if they ran there by mistake, or were thrown in by which bastard." But the paragraph that was posted later had a big reversal, which was even more exciting than an American blockbuster. ”

"Huh? Is it that mysterious? ”

"Damn, the cow is dead, and the herd was about to burst yesterday afternoon." Qiu Fangfang grinned, "I don't know where two men ran out, like Superman, they rushed directly into the tiger and lion pile and rescued the two cats." One of them can run on the surface of the water, and the other one is even more bullish, like a sheepdog, stepping on the backbone of a lion and tiger and rushing forward, I can see a cold sweat, but unfortunately the pixel of the mobile phone is too low, I can't see what the two people look like, but the figure is definitely handsome. ”

"Hiss......" Lin Xing took a breath, leaned on the table and poked his head forward, "Sister Fangfang, do you have feelings for handsome guys?" ”

Qiu Fangfang leaned back in the chair, pointed to his head and smiled: "If I have feelings for a handsome guy, I will get the moon before I am close to the water, and I will sleep with you first if I don't eat you!" ”

"Don't be preconceived, try to think about it, what if...... If you were here......" Lin Xing gestured to the table and said, "When you work overtime at night, there is a row of all kinds of men standing here, with little white faces, decadent handsome guys with unshaven beards, melancholy pseudo-mothers, and boys next door, and ...... And the outburst with a big gold chain around his neck, and me, we stood in a row, everyone posed with their bare 'fart' strands to show off their muscles, imagine that scene, do you feel a sense of fluctuation in your heart? ”

Qiu Fangfang was stunned by what he said for a while, and her confused eyes suddenly certain: "If that's the case, I have to jump from the window as soon as possible, as long as I don't die, I have to call the police immediately, accuse you of plotting wrong, and let the police uncle lock you up one by one, so as to save the danger to society!" ”

"Poof......" Lin Xing rolled his eyes and sighed, and said a little unwillingly: "Then what if I am the only one standing in front of you naked?" As he spoke, he put on a pose that he thought was the most handsome.

Qiu Fangfang looked at him directly for a while, and asked with a pout: "Dou, do you have a girlfriend?" If you have one, ask her out, I will get her drunk for you, and you can sleep with her, otherwise you will be so nonsense all day long, and something will happen sooner or later. ”

Lin Xing waited nervously for a long time before she heard that she thought she had committed a demonic obstacle, scratched her hair frantically, and asked, "Then if you work overtime alone at night, what about Wang Mengmeng standing here?" And she's still bare-freaked! ”

"Huh?!"

Qiu Fangfang and someone let out a low cry at the same time.

Lin Xing turned his head to look at the door, and saw that Wang Mengmeng's eyes were like walnuts, looking at him fiercely.