After a night of madness, early the next morning, Zhu Xiaojun and Qin Lu boarded the high-speed train to Shenhai with gentleness. Before getting on www.biquge.info the train, Zhu Xiaojun made a phone call to Chen Dong and asked Chen Dong to go to Shenhai High-speed Railway Station on time to pick up the three of them.

The cute little Chen Dong didn't know how to make and answer the phone at the moment, but also learned to put forward conditions with Zhu Xiaojun, Zhu Xiaojun dumped Chen Dong and ran to Pengzhou without a word, but it was not good to make Xiao Chen Dong sad.

Zhu Xiaojun coaxed him with good words, and finally promised to buy Xiao Chen Dong a pad dedicated to playing games, which made him burst into tears and laughed, and happily agreed to Zhu Xiaojun's arrangement.

Gentle's flight was at 1 p.m., and before 12 o'clock, Gentle completed all the exit procedures and walked into the security checkpoint of the international flight.

According to the convention, Xiao Chen Dong will definitely stay in the car to play games, so after Wen Wen entered the security checkpoint, Qin Lu and Zhu Xiaojun were left.

"Pig head, where did your ninth uncle go, didn't he promise the two of us to take the two of us into the mountains to practice kung fu?"

Zhu Xiaojun snorted: "He? I'll go, you don't even believe in advertising, will you believe him? ”

Qin Lu tilted his head sideways and thought for a while: "I think Uncle Nine is serious, it can't be fooling the two of us!" ”

Zhu Xiaojun was angry, didn't say anything more, and was thinking in his heart, how to get rid of Qin Lu, otherwise, when he got to the mountains, with Qin Lu as a stumbling block, how could Zhu Tianjiu easily teach his mouth-watering imperial maid technique? After pondering it like this, it suddenly occurred to me that I needed to practice this technique of the maiden? Practice will bring out true knowledge, if you don't practice, how can you know that Zhu Tianjiu is not fooling him?

Put it into practice...... Zhu Xiaojun couldn't help but glance at Qin Lu.

Just this glance startled Qin Lu: "What kind of eyes are you?" Evil? ”

Zhu Xiaojun was suddenly startled and hurriedly walked out of the YY state.

"Boss Qin, to tell you the truth, I really don't want to go to the mountains with that old guy and practice some martial arts? Now there's a fart for practicing martial arts? Don't you often say that no matter how high your kung fu is, you are afraid of kitchen knives, and no matter how strong the kitchen knife is, it can't stop the pistol? ”

Qin Lu replied with a smile: "That's the reason, but sometimes you can't use a gun, then you have to rely on fists and feet, and if you practice kung fu, it will be easier to use a gun, right?" ”

The two chatted and walked, and soon left the departure hall of the airport, took the elevator, and came to the parking lot.

Zhu Xiaojun called Chen Dong and wanted Chen Dong to take the car to the exit of the parking lot, so that the two of them would not have to take the wrong road, but Chen Dong did not answer the call.

Zhu Xiaojun suddenly became nervous.

Qin Lu comforted: "Maybe he just played games and was fascinated." ”

Zhu Xiaojun quickly ran to the parking position and explained: "Impossible! If you call while playing with your mobile phone, Xiao Chen Dong will definitely be able to know. ”

Qin Lu also became nervous, and followed closely behind Zhu Xiaojun: "Could it be that he is asleep?" ”

Zhu Xiaojun suddenly stopped, hid his body behind a business car, made a silent gesture to Qin Lu, and whispered: "Even if Xiao Chen Dong is asleep, he is very alert, and he will definitely wake up when he calls." Boss Qin, you are from the left, I am from the right, and the two of us will outflank the past. ”

Qin Lu nodded.

Zhu Xiaojun stretched out his hand and made a three-two-one gesture, and then the two of them quietly touched their Mercedes-Benz SUV like raccoon cats.

After being nervous, Zhu Xiaojun could only see a dumb smile, in the car, an old man and a young man, playing a game that others couldn't understand at all.

Needless to say, the little one is Xiao Chen Dong, and the old one is Zhu Tianjiu, who was mentioned in the departure hall of the airport just now.

Zhu Xiaojun smiled bitterly, knocked on the car window, and then made a gesture of safety and safety to Qin Lu, who was not far away and was about to respond. Xiao Chen Dong reluctantly stopped playing with Zhu Tianjiu and opened the car door.

"Uncle Nine, is this set of skills you used today to make the ghost linger?" Zhu Xiaojun leaned on the car door and joked with Zhu Tianjiu.

Zhu Tianjiu rolled his eyelids and snorted coldly: "You men and two women, run to the airport without squeaking, uncle still thinks you are going to elope......" As soon as he said the word elopement, Zhu Tianjiu saw Qin Lu and hurriedly reached out to cover his mouth.

Zhu Xiaojun laughed, grabbed Qin Lu, pointed at Zhu Tianjiu and asked, "Just the two of us?" Still eloping? Is my taste so heavy? ”

Qin Lu took advantage of Zhu Xiaojun's unpreparedness, and locked Zhu Xiaojun's arm behind with a small grappler: "Sample, what's wrong with eloping with the old lady?" The old lady wants a plate with a plate, and a strip with a strip, isn't it more than enough to match your dead pig's head? ”

Zhu Xiaojun held on to his lips: "Pull you down, look down, where is this?" ”

Qin Lu didn't understand what Zhu Xiaojun meant, so he opened his mouth and replied, "The airport?" ”

Zhu Xiaojun took advantage of Qin Lu's relaxation of vigilance, made a counter-capture, and successfully rescued himself from the beast demon: "That's it, you still have to have a strip, a really striped beauty, can you go out at the airport all day long?" Anyway, I have to get a silicone plug to fool around? ”

Qin Lu finally understood, and was about to do something to Zhu Xiaojun with a face, but the shelf was opened, but he didn't know how to suddenly burst out laughing: "You suddenly reminded me of a joke, giggle, no, I have to laugh first, giggle......"

When Qin Lu was almost laughing, Zhu Xiaojun asked, "What kind of joke is it that makes you laugh like this?" ”

Qin Lu thumped his chest, breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "That's a joke circulating in the army, saying that one day the chief went to inspect a company, and there happened to be a soldier in the company who was sick and couldn't get out of the ranks, so the company commander pulled a small clerk from the company headquarters to fill in the number, and the little clerk was a female soldier, and the position of the supplement happened to be in a row. In order to show that he can get along with the soldiers, the chief is used to punching the soldier's chest, and that day, the chief punched the little clerk's chest, and said, "Young man, the chest muscles are trained well!" ”

Zhu Xiaojun had heard this paragraph, and immediately said: "That little clerk immediately saluted, and then reported, report to the chief, I am a female soldier!" ”

Qin Lu laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist again, Zhu Xiaojun tasted the product, and felt that this joke was really interesting to tell from Qin Lu's mouth, so he also laughed, as for Zhu Tianjiu...... Elders, naturally, I want to take some image of elders, but I didn't hold it back for a while, and I laughed.

Xiao Chen Dong didn't understand it alone, looked at this, looked at that, and finally simply picked up his mobile phone and continued to play the game.

The three of them had laughed enough, Zhu Tianjiu beckoned, and said, "You two get in the car, it's not too early, from here to the mountains, there must be at least a seven or eight hour drive!" ”

Zhu Xiaojun frowned and asked, "So anxious?" Wouldn't it be nice to go back and prepare some daily necessities before you go over? ”

Zhu Tianjiu shook his head: "There are all in the mountains, I have prepared them a long time ago." Besides, taking you into the mountains is a practice, not a tour of the mountains and rivers, and it is enough to have food and clothing. ”

Zhu Xiaojun pestled Qin Lu and said, "Don't you need to prepare some necessities?" ”

Qin Lu shook his head indifferently: "I have food and clothing, what other necessities do I need?" ”

Zhu Xiaojun was a little ashamed, and explained while gesturing: "That's it...... That's it...... The girl ...... every month ...... to be used"

Zhu Xiaojun didn't remind him, Qin Lu really forgot about this stubble, this reminder, Qin Lu really felt that he should prepare some, otherwise he would enter the mountain and really didn't know how to deal with the girl's menstrual period. "Or, find a convenience store on the road......"

Zhu Tianjiu replied lightly: "No, there are in the mountains, I have already prepared it." ”

"Rub!" Zhu Xiaojun scratched his head and sat in the car: "Uncle Nine, do you know what I'm talking about?" Your old man has it ready? ”

Zhu Tianjiu showed a disdainful expression: "Boy, uncle is not stupid, uncle has also had women." ”

Qin Lu got into the co-pilot's seat, and listened to Zhu Tianjiu say that it would take seven or eight hours to get to the destination, and if the road conditions were not good, a person would definitely be tired after driving for seven or eight hours in one go, so Qin Lu was ready to replace Chen Dong at any time.

After the car hit the road, Zhu Xiaojun continued the curiosity he had just now and asked, "Uncle Jiu, you said that you also had a woman, so did you find your woman over there or here?" ”

Zhu Tianjiu seemed to be very reluctant to touch this topic, he twisted his head out of the car, and ignored Zhu Xiaojun's questioning.

Qin Lu turned his head and reprimanded Zhu Xiaojun: "Dead pig's head, you have made Uncle Nine unhappy, be careful when you wait in the mountains, Uncle Nine will not give you food." ”

Zhu Xiaojun retorted: "Let's go, Uncle Nine won't be as small-bellied as you imagined!" Uncle Nine is reminiscing, understand? He needs to connect countless fragments of memory into a whole story, and then he will tell us, right? Uncle Nine? ”

Zhu Tianjiu sighed and took his gaze back from the window: "It's been almost twenty years, and the memories have indeed become fragments...... Zhu Tianjiu's originally deep gaze suddenly released a stubborn look: "Uncle, I really need to connect these memory fragments, but which one tells you the kid, the uncle is going to tell you the story of the uncle?" ”

Zhu Xiaojun smiled and said, "Uncle Nine, if you tell your story, I, Zhu Xiaojun, swear that I will definitely learn from you and never be lazy." If you don't tell me, hum, then I'll give you a job and don't do anything! ”

Zhu Tianjiu said with a smile: "When you enter the mountain, if you don't study hard, the uncle will cut off your rations!" ”

Zhu Xiaojun was disdainful and replied: "Starve to death and count the ball, let's see who has a seed!" ”

Zhu Tianjiu laughed and scolded: "It's the same as your father, okay, since you want to hear it, then the uncle will nag and nag you, anyway, the road is far away, so let's take it as a relief from boredom." (To be continued.) )