212, grenade attracts Cheng to bite gold (six watches)
At night, the Protector Tianzun Dao Palace was surrounded by hundreds of soldiers, and Cheng Yanjin wore armor and rode a war horse, and also carried a horse lance, looking like he was going into battle to kill the enemy. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hey, what is Lao Cheng doing?" Lin Feng shouted very casually, and now Lin Feng is also a good product, although it is a false position, he does not have a knighthood.
"Hmph, what are you talking about!" Cheng Biting Jin made a face.
Lin Feng thought for a while: "Could it be that you want to lead the troops to support General Wei Chi?" ”
"Lao Cheng didn't get a good errand for the expedition, don't talk about this, I'm here today to ask what you did outside Tonghua Gate in the afternoon?"
"That's it." Lin Feng thought what he was doing, so exciting, "It's just that he threw a thunder outside, killing a pig and a sheep, and your son Cheng Chumo was also at the scene." ”
"My family is a rebel, every day I don't go home, and you take it all down." Cheng Yanjin didn't blush when he spoke.
Lin Feng pointed his hand in: "With Qin Huaiyu, they are playing mahjong inside, do you want to play?" ”
"Rubbing mahjong, something, I'll go take a look." Roll over and dismount, and step through the door.
In a house, the air conditioner and heating were blowing out, the smoke was filling, and one of the four King Kongs had a red double happiness on his mouth.
"Bump." Cheng Chumo took out two 10,000, took the 10,000 that Yu Chi Baolin had punched, looked at it, and threw out a piece of east wind.
"Kong." Qin Huaiyu smiled wickedly, and rolled his eyes silently. From the end of the stage, there is no one, rub, don't, throw it to the middle: "Thirty thousand." ”
The next family loves to touch the cards, deducted for a long time, and wants to use his fingers to find out what it is, but it turns out that it is obvious that this product does not have such advanced skills, and he turned it out with annoyance.
"Huh, self~touch."
"What's the fuss, you still have to ~ touch yourself?" Cheng Yanjin followed Lin Feng into the room, and as soon as he finished speaking, he was choked by the smell of smoke and ran out, shouting: "Go to the water, it's all burnt!" ”
"Where is the fire? Where is the fire? Uncle Feng led dozens of people to rush over.
Lin Feng hurriedly explained: "There is no fire, you go back to rest, what, Lao Cheng, don't be surprised." ”
Cheng Chumo heard his father's voice early, and he got under the table, feeling that he was caught playing games in an Internet café by his parents.
"Brother Cheng, hurry up, it's useless for you to get under the table." Qin Huaiyu pulled Cheng Chumo out.
Cheng Chumo carefully puffed his liver, and looked left and right: "What about my father?" ”
"Rebel, take your life!" Cheng Biting Jin also scared him, who wants to kill Cheng Chumo, he can copy the guy desperately.
"Father, slow down!" Cheng Chumo held the grenade that Lin Feng had just stuffed in his hand, and raised it as a treasure: "Father, please see, this thing is called a grenade, it is extremely powerful, and there are no people or animals left within ten steps of the explosion." ”
Cheng Yanjin glared at the round eyes: "It's just such an egg-sized thing, and there are no people and animals left within ten steps?" I'll kill you and fool Lao Tzu. ”
"Ahh Cheng Zhi, who was slapped with a scud from Cheng Biting Jin, silently jumped up to the old high, which means that the arrow wound is almost healed, otherwise he would have to be splashed with blood.
"Lao Cheng, stop!" Lin Feng shouted, a little awkward, and grabbed Cheng Yanjin and said: "This thing is the thing that exploded outside the Tonghua Gate today, and Brother Cheng has not deceived you." ”
Cheng Yanjin stopped the thick legs that flew out again, looked at Lin Feng and said, "Really?" ”
"That's right, don't look at the little thing, but there's a lot of things inside, a steel shell, a line cast, and countless steel balls embedded under the shell, and there are explosions inside. Once released, the power of the explosion blasted the shell into countless fragments and flew out, and the steel balls also shot out at the same time, leaving absolutely no people and animals within ten steps. Lin Feng dragged a half-ancient paragraph, which can be regarded as explaining the grenade.
"I'll take a look." Cheng Yanjin stretched out his hand and asked Cheng Chumo to hand over the grenade.
Cheng Chumo carefully put the grenade into Cheng Biting Jin's hand: "Father, be careful, if this thing explodes, we will suffer heavy casualties." ”
"Evil beast, do you still need to say, is the father the kind of person who is rude?" Cheng Yanjin blushed a little after speaking, which is really rare.
The grenade was placed in front of him, Cheng Yanjin just didn't see how this thing could be done within ten steps without leaving people and animals, reached out and fiddled with the ring on it, and flew the frightened souls of the four King Kongs in the room into the sky, and fell directly to the ground.
I don't want to think about these goods, if this really explodes in Cheng Yanjin's hands, he still has to be hit when he falls to the ground. Lin Feng was also a little hairy, and he added a turtle shell to himself and went up to grab the grenade.
"What are you doing, Lao Cheng hasn't seen enough, what are you doing to rob it!" Cheng Biting Jin dodged Lin Feng's weak snatch and said with a straight face.
Lin Feng wiped a cold sweat: "Lao Cheng, that thing can't be moved, if you get it down, it will explode if you don't catch it." ”
"I'm just going to see, there's no movement, look at me, my hands are all protected." Cheng Biting Jin's face couldn't even blow up the atomic bomb, and the stick-like fingers were taken out of the safety ring, and the palm of his hand was protected on the grenade, as if I was protecting it.
"In this way, let's put this thing down first, let's talk slowly, okay?" Lin Feng was really afraid that Cheng would bite Jin and kill his family, so where would he go to reason when the time came.
"What's the matter, this thing can't be eaten, Lao Cheng has seen it, touched it, it's not interesting." Cheng Biting Jin said this, his face was reluctant, and he was a little afraid in his heart.
Finally let Cheng Yanjin put down the grenade, the four King Kongs got up from the ground, and were kicked by Cheng Yanjin one by one: "Gutsless people, I want to go into battle with Your Majesty, and the head of the general in the million army is like a bag to take things, and the enemy is discouraged by seven in and seven out, and he is still well protected by His Majesty when he is seriously injured." ”
Cheng Yanjin listened to a lot of Lin Feng's talk about the Three Kingdoms, and the sentences in it were used by thieves, and he put gold on his face when he died, and he almost didn't say that he was alone in this Tang Dynasty.
The five of them covered their faces, this old man is not ashamed, I really owe it to what he said, I really think we don't know your three-plate axe, splitting the brain, picking the teeth of the little ghost, picking out the ears, back and forth are just these three tricks.
In fact, where is Cheng Biting Jin using an axe, at this time, the immediate battle is mainly based on the horse lance, most of the generals are taking the horse lance, Cheng Biting Jin is no exception, a horse lance makes it fly, and it is exaggerated to take the head of the general in the million army, and a decent member of the military general is also brave and strategic.
"I came here today, I was sent by His Majesty to inquire about the strange situation outside the Tonghua Gate, and since I already know it, I will bring this thing back to the palace to resume my life." Cheng Biting Jin is on duty and is responsible for guarding and inspecting Chang'an, and this task naturally falls on him.
"Wait, you can't bring this thing back to the palace." How dare Lin Feng let Cheng Yanjin bring a grenade into the palace, and if he didn't pay attention to killing the emperor and queen or something, it would be a lot of fun.
"Yes!" Cheng bites Jin's face, this thing belongs to Lao Li now, you still dare to be crooked, the army will level your Protector Tianzun Dao Palace, believe it or not!
Lin Feng explained: "This thing is too dangerous, so I'll show it to Your Majesty in person tomorrow." (To be continued.) )