5 - A joke between women
Seeing the WeChat sent by Bai Ying, I suddenly felt weird and a little confused, saying that women are sensitive and fickle, and women in love are the worst. I immediately called Bai Ying, but the phone rang and I didn't answer, I called four times in a row, but I still didn't answer. I left him a message on WeChat: "Girl, what's wrong? Don't answer the phone? I waited for a long time and didn't wait for Bai Ying's reply, I couldn't fall asleep tossing and turning, I got up and paced back and forth in the room, thinking repeatedly about why Bai Ying sent this text and why he ignored me.
I tossed back and forth like this for more than three hours and couldn't sleep, there was a knock on the door, I walked over and opened the door, it was Li Mengmeng, wearing pajamas with a mischievous smile: "Haven't you slept yet?" Come on, I made some noodles, come and eat. ”
"Oh, why didn't you sleep? I'm not hungry. "I have something on my mind, and I don't have a high heart.
"I've slept all the time, okay, let's see what you're thinking! Come on, tell my sister, maybe I can help you. Li Mengmeng pulled me out of the living room with her hands, and then put a bowl of noodles in front of me, poached egg noodles, and a few slices of ham meat, and then sat me down and handed me chopsticks, "Here, tell my sister what happened while eating?" ”
"Oh, that's it, Bai Yan, I don't know how to say it" I took the chopsticks and sat down, I didn't have the heart to eat at all, and said directly to Li Mengmeng.
"She's jealous!" Li Mengmeng smiled at me.
"Jealous?" I asked Li Mengmeng rhetorically.
"Yes, I don't say I know, maybe she knows that you live here and I'm jealous! Women understand women better! Li Mengmeng said to me with a grin while eating noodles, speaking very slowly, word by word.
"Huh? It seems to make some sense, he said that I ate the bowl and looked at the pot! I took out my mobile phone and flipped out WeChat to show Li Mengmeng.
"Haha, Bai Ying is super confident in everything she does, and she doesn't seem to be confident at all in emotional matters! Looks like she thinks I'm a threat, haha. Li Mengmeng smiled to the sky and covered her mouth, "She must be afraid that your stinky boy will be snatched away by me, which means that she is really sincere to you." Actually, you kid is really good, and I have a little bit of a good impression of you, but what, my sister still likes to be rich and handsome, you are not my sister's dish, at least not yet"
"Oh" I heard Li Mengmeng say that she was so stinky and beautiful that she didn't know how to answer, highlighting an oh word, and then said, "Then what should I do?" ”
"Hehe, you just ask my sister this question! I can get Bai Yi to come to my house in half an hour! Li Mengmeng looked at me with a grin, and after speaking, she picked up her mobile phone and fiddled, "Okay, let's eat a bowl of noodles and have a cup of tea, she will arrive in time!" ”
"Huh?" I looked at the smug Li Mengmeng with disbelief.
"I'll sue you when you're done, don't look at me like that. Announce the answer after eating! "Li Mengmeng commanded me to finish the noodles.
I looked at Li Mengmeng after eating the noodles, and Li Mengmeng looked at me with a smile: "What are you eating noodles, you are swallowing noodles!" Well, well, see for yourself! Li Mengmeng handed me her iPhone.
I saw Li Mengmeng send a WeChat message to Bai Xi: "Bai Ying, your nerd has been kidnapped by me!" I stripped naked and was seen by him, and immediately stripped him naked, hey, hey, hey! After reading it, I looked at Li Mengmeng with strange eyes.
"Hmph, didn't you look at me when I stripped naked, I didn't talk nonsense! You just wait, Bai Ying will be here soon, my sister has known Bai Ying for a long time than you, and my sister knows her better than you! If you don't believe me, I'll bet you that if you lose, you owe me a personal favor, and you must promise me one thing unconditionally next time! Li Mengmeng babbled.
In less than 20 minutes, Bai Ying drove to Li Mengmeng's dormitory, and the horn was loud than Bibaba, and the security guard outside was estimated to have fallen asleep in the security room, and it took three minutes to open the door, Bai Meng got out of the car and came over and knocked on the door, because Li Mengmeng's machine outside the storage yard was installed to prevent theft and installed a lot of street lights, so when I heard the horn, I stood by the window and saw Bai Ying driving in from the gate of the storage yard, getting out of the car and walking to the door of the dormitory. I was in a hurry to open the door, but was blocked by Li Mengmeng, she asked me to sit down and drink tea, and she walked to the door herself to open the door.
I sat inside and didn't know whether to go out or not, when I heard Li Mengmeng say to Bai Ying, "It's really fast, ten minutes faster than I guessed!" But the matter between men and women is basically done in 20 minutes! Then I heard Li Mengmeng giggling again.
Then I stood up and saw Li Mengmeng coming in with Bai Ying's arm, and Li Mengmeng stuffed Bai Ying's hand into me: "Okay, the dead mouse will be handed over to the blind cat!" Li Mengmeng turned around and went upstairs with a smile, and her words came after going upstairs: "One is stupid, and the other is even more stupid, haha!" ”
I took Bai Ying's hand, I looked at each other, didn't speak, I held Bai Ying in my arms, Bai Ying looked at me with affection, I picked up Bai Ying's two legs with my right hand, came to a princess hug, carried her into the room, and turned around several times.
"Dizzy, dizzy." Bai Yan spoke first, and two hands hung around my neck. I put it down, and then she twisted my arm so hard, I was in terrible pain, I couldn't help it, and she also hammered me in the chest with her hand, but it didn't work. Then she asked me why I was with Li Mengmeng, I told me about the situation of the hotel, and then her face swept away the clouds, and she smiled and said, "I fell on that girl, oops!" ”
"How did you fall for it?" I touched her white head and stroked her hair.
"That Nizi sent me a picture of you," Bai Yan took out her phone and flipped through the photo to show me. I saw a picture in which I was walking into the bathroom, and the mirror on the wall could see Li Mengmeng lying on the bed covered with a quilt, but it was obvious that she was not wearing clothes! It should have been when I took Li Mengmeng to the bed and I went to the bathroom to get a towel for her.
"At the door just now, she had already made it clear to me, saying that she was electrocuted by the shower, and you saved her! I blame you, but this little girl deliberately took the photo to anger me, hum! Bai Yi looked at me and said, there is a return to the Bai Bai I used to know.
"Okay, let's rest first, it's midnight!" I hugged Bai Ying and turned off the light, and I kissed her
Early the next morning, Bai Yi pushed me, and when I woke up, I saw that Bai Yao was already looking at me with a glass of boiled water: "Get up, let's go, I'll find you a place to live, it's not convenient to live here, let other Chinese see it during the day, there must be a lot of gossip, and it will also cause her trouble." ”
"Oh, I'm not afraid of trouble! You're just worried that you'll be snatched away by me! Li Mengmeng pushed open the door and looked at us with a smile with her hands on her hips, "No kidding, by the way, Xiaosheng, I am indeed going to drive you away, a few colleagues will come back from the maintenance site later, and the boss will know when the time comes, it is really not good, after all, I am just a small translator and a small salesman!" ”
I cleaned up and said goodbye to Li Mengmeng, who asked me to owe her a favor so that I must remember. Bai Hui drove me to another villa, she told me that I was specially rented for me here, "It's free, my white leader rented a lover, now I don't live there, there is still half a year left on the lease, he knows your relationship with me, so he said let me live, he also knows that I used to live with me, said that it is not good to live in the company villa, and it is not good for the headquarters to know about it at that time." ”
"I understand, it turns out that here your white old man raises a little lover, and now it is a fair-skinned girl who raises a little white face!" I joked playfully.
"Go, go, you still rhyme! Can't stop pulling! Bai Yi pretended to be angry.
"Stay, stay! By the way, you go to work quickly, I'll cook in the evening and wait for you to come back. I kissed Bai Ying on the forehead and picked up the key. Myself entered this villa. Bai Yan drove to work.
This villa is much smaller than Bai Ying's residence, with only one floor, two rooms and a hall, and a kitchen and utility room next to it, and the lawn is not big only about 20 square meters. The furniture and facilities inside are more complete and exquisite than those of the white house, with a lot of abstract paintings hanging on the walls, a lot of bonsai planted under the eaves, and a few chameleons lying on the wall.
I hadn't done a lot of the furnishings in the house when I heard a knock on the door, I put down my luggage, opened the door and said, "I'm going, it's immigration again!" ”