Rumors in the rivers and lakes: I am afraid that my wife will be developed.

Although Lin Dong doesn't have a wife, he dares to conclude that this is an excuse for his failure, and we are not developed just because I don't have a wife to be afraid of.

The truth may be: when you are developed, you are afraid of your wife.

Why? If you get divorced, you will cut off half of the family property and ask you if you are afraid.

"I'm not afraid!"

"Brother Dong, you should answer it, the prompt tone of this phone has sounded several times."

Lin Dong spit out a smoke ring and smiled slightly, "Brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes." How can a mere pink skeleton spoil the brotherhood. I'm going to have a good meal tonight. ”

Da Jian shrugged his head, blaming himself for being impulsive, "It's just a meal, is it so exaggerated?" Brother Dong, you better deal with serious things first. This meal is not owed, and it will definitely not be missing you. ”

"Snort, when I was in China in the past, the roasted whole sheep that I said was good would become spicy after two months, and it was still a vegetarian spicy hot. How could I still be fooled! Lin Dong was deeply impressed by Dajian's door-slamming attributes.

Geng Zhi's fine construction was completely different, and he smiled, "It's rare to be happy, call the friend who sent the message to you to celebrate together." ”

"Dajian, what do you say?" Lin Dong turned his head and asked the person who was about to pay the bill.

"Originally, I only planned to take a photo with T-Ara to get a certified photo, but now I have obtained the official distribution right for two years, and the purchase price is much lower. Let's be arrogant for once. Dajian gritted his teeth and slapped his wallet on the table.

"Brother Dong won't cheat you, if you eat barbecue, those people will definitely bankrupt you, let's go eat Chinese food." Lin Dong called the waiter and returned the dishes he had ordered.

The waiter had to greet him with a smile, "Welcome to come back next time." ”

In addition to Lin Dong being handsome, there is also the VIP card that came from Liu Zaishi's hand, the highest-level kind.

"Brother Dong, you spare me, I can barely bear it when I eat barbecue, but I really can't bear it when I eat Chinese food. Last time, I ate three dishes with Xi Jian, and I almost had to wash the dishes. Da Jian cried with a sad face.

"It's a shame that you're still Chinese, and you don't even know Seoul's Chinatown." Let's go, drive the car to Gangnam Station, let's take the subway. ”

Lin Dong led the little brother to set off, and took out his mobile phone to send a kakao message: "Metro Dalin Station, 30 minutes, no waiting for the expiration!" ”

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Guro District, just listen to the name, you know that it is not much better, the poorer area of Seoul.

But strangely, Guro is not badly located, it is also south of the Han River, close to Yeouido, where TV stations are clustered, and several subway lines pass through it. It is rumored that this is a Korean ethnic settlement from Yanbian in China, so the kimchi government has made no effort to develop this area.

In any case, many Chinese who have traveled around the world in Korea live here, and Daelim-dong is a famous Chinatown, with nearly 30,000 Chinese holding Chinese passports in just one cave. (The Korean word for "dong" means street, community.) ）

From Jiangnan Station, take Metro Line 2 to Dalin Station, only 11 stations apart, which lasts more than 20 minutes. It's like stepping into another world.

"Wow, wow, I knew we were here to rent a house."

"Alas, I paid so much security deposit before, and now I can't check out if I want to."

The big building is like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, and the sky is covered with square Chinese characters, "old Beijing hot pot", "duck neck", "chicken feet", strong Chinese flavor, so that the wandering wanderer almost cried.

After squatting at the station entrance for a few minutes.

"Uncle, I'm here, there are still thirty seconds left, there is no timeout!" Before the person arrives, the sound comes first. Masks, cotton hats and scarves, if you don't make a sound, no one will recognize this as the little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon.

"What about the others?"

"They told me to run first, and I wouldn't run out of time."

Lin Dong was speechless, this girl is really a good material for manual work, "What are you looking for me?" ”

"Have a big meal." Park Ji-yeon's electric eyes exposed to the air blinked and stared at Lin Dong.

"Don't act! You didn't get eyeliner today, and the weird eye spacing came out again. ”

"Yikes!" Park Ji-yeon punched Lin Dong on the shoulder, and then covered her face with both hands, "It's all uncle's fault, where is there enough time for makeup in thirty minutes." ”

"What the hell are you looking for me? Don't say please eat again, it's too fake. ”

"I don't know, Ernie only asked me to ask you out for dinner. Let me have a big meal with me. ”

“……”

It didn't take long for several other commas to come into view. All cotton hats, masks and scarves, no wonder celebrities like winter, swaggering on the streets, it is a happy thing for them.

"If you have something to say, I will invite you to a Chinese dinner today. I apologize to you for the last beating. ”

"Zzang, uncle is the highest!" The little foodie dinosaur immediately turned into the king of the show.

The streets were full of Chinese restaurants, and the fragrance was wafting, but Lin Dong led a group of people through the door without entering, satisfying everyone's appetite.

"Brother Dong, it's good to eat dog meat."

As soon as Da Jian's words fell, he was surrounded by six girls and despised for a while.

Lin Dong took everyone to a small alley, a dilapidated little shop, and there was not even a single customer; There is only a little girl of four or five years old holding a tablet watching the Pleasant Goat beating the gray wolf.

"Dingding, where's your dad?"

The little girl was not afraid of people, tilted her head, blinked her big eyes and looked puzzled, "Are you Uncle Lin?" ”

"Well, Ding Ding is really good, I still remember Uncle Lin."

"But my father said, 'Uncle went to a far-flung place, just like my mother's, and he didn't come back until Ding Ding grew taller."

Lin Dong rubbed the little girl's head, silent, and passively "died" after being out of contact for a few months.

"Uncle didn't go too far, so I'll be back soon. Your mother went farther away, and she can't come back until Ding Ding grows up, Ding Ding should be well-behaved. ”

"Hmm. Ding Ding will be as obedient as a pleasant goat. ”

Lin Dong shook his head when he heard this, feeling sad for her father, the fate of the gray wolf was gone.

While speaking, a big man rushed out of the kitchen, carrying a kitchen knife very mighty, "If you don't want to die, let go of my daughter quickly." ”

Lin Dong turned around and showed a handsome face, "Old Wang, don't be impulsive!" It's me. ”

"Phew, I thought you kid was dead. What to eat? Lao Wang casually put the kitchen knife on the table, took out a pen and paper from his apron, and took care of the waiter's work.

"Pull the gate, charter the venue!"

"We don't know each other, so we won't give you a discount." Lao Wang said as he closed the door of the shop.

Lin Dong beckoned everyone to sit down very familiarly, "Don't look at the broken place here, but it's authentic Chinese food." ”

"Is there sweet and sour pork?" The little foodie dinosaur has a green glow in its eyes.

"Cut, sweet and sour pork is not Chinese food, if you want to eat those things, leave here quickly." As soon as Lao Wang's temper came up, he drove away the guests directly.

"Alright, if you pick customers like this, you're going to close here. What should I do? Lin Dong hugged the little girl on his lap and rubbed her little head dotingly.

"I don't need you to take care of my affairs, just order food when you eat, and get out if you don't eat."

"A spicy hot pot with beef offal and haggis or something; Another mandarin duck pot, no offal, with some beef and mutton and seafood. Plus a few signature dishes and Lanzhou ramen for 10 people. ”

"Wait!"

Lin Dong knows how to eat, and he loves to eat, and he hopes that every meal will change as Kim Kwang-so said, but he will never forget that Chinese dish. (To be continued.) )