() Shizun is tall and thin, with a dashing demeanor, and loves to wear a black robe and green robe. (Fengwu Literature Network http://WWW.QIUWW.NET.)

http://WWW.QIUWW.NET) Unlike the master, the face is full of wrinkles, white hair, the appearance of the master is only in his forties, sometimes carrying a hoe to the back mountain to farm, and will be recognized as a farmer by the people at the foot of the mountain who go up the mountain to enjoy the spring flowers.

I don't know his real name, since I can remember, I know that he is called Tianyou Immortal Venerable, and it is not the same as my master, his title of Tianyou Immortal Venerable is said to be sealed by the world a hundred years ago, as for the deeds, I dare not ask. As soon as I saw him, seven words automatically popped into my head: "How far can I run." ”

Speaking of names, I don't know Master's real name. Before I was thirteen years old, Yang Xiuyi called him "Xiaoyu", which was quite provocative and playful, and later he was even more polite, directly changing his mouth to call him an old man, and every time he was so angry that he blew his beard and glared. It was also because Master hated these two words, so as soon as I quarreled with him, I called him "old man" to anger him, and the result was that it was so cool that my mouth hurt my ass.

In fact, in addition to the self-styled title of Jade Immortal, Master also has a large list of titles. For example, he once got into a fight with a child in a certain county, and as a result, he was painted by a painter and posted everywhere, calling him "disrespectful to the old man"; Another example is that he helped a nest of poor beggars in a certain town, but the gang was a liar, deceived him penniless, and deceived him out of his favorite white coat, he had to go to steal, but because of his lack of experience, he was a thief, and after being discovered, he was beaten to the street with a stick, and was painted by the good deeds, posted everywhere, and got the title of "old man who steals clothes". Etcetera. There are also smelly old demons, long-bearded monsters, old wine sticks, etc., behind each title, there is a history of bitter blood and tears that I can't bear to review.

I can't blame the master for his bad luck, every time he is unlucky, he can be painted by someone. It's that his appearance is too marky. Long eyebrows and white beard. With a clear face, dressed in a white robe, he is showing off in the wind. But in Yang Xiuyi's words, except for neuropathy, no one will grow a beard so long. And the world's enthusiasm for madmen and fools is no less than the yearning for peachy news, most of them are after tea and dinner, and a group of people sit around the tea shop tavern with great interest. Or by the open lake, laughing at which fool and what stupid thing he did, and then laughing. I think that's why Master sneezes all year round and is so hard to cure.

But what happened to Master was not all bad luck.

It is said that 60 years ago, there was a village in Haoshang, Yizhou, called Tangou Village, where all the men in the village were forcibly conscripted, and most of them died in the war. Hence the name of the village as the Widow's Village. When the Master was in Haoshang. I heard that there was a gang of robbers who wanted to go there and do a job because there were few men there. So his old man rushed to Tangou Village overnight and knocked down all the robbers with the strength of one person. The whole village hurried and sent him several baskets of farmhouse pickles and white-flour steamed buns. It could have been a good name, but the village was called Tangou. The second is called a widow, worthy of any god. Immortals, immortals, old Taoists, and immortals are not good. The master looked at the pickles and steamed buns, and finally his eyes fell on the ancestral jade pendant sent by a widow, and said impromptuly: "Fengyue Qionglou Jade Honorable." He simply proclaimed himself a "Jade Venerable Immortal".

These stories were told to me by my master, and the authenticity is still up for debate, if it is true, then the master can definitely be called a "moldy god". So I couldn't help but wonder if he would be more unlucky if he met Fu Shaoen's "plague god", and what kind of bad luck could he be, which made me anxious to meet Fu Shaoen for the first time, so that I could observe and study.

Compared to Master, it is much easier for Yang Xiuyi and I to become famous. Because of the Hongru stone platform, we all moved the world. My name stinks, Yang Xiuyi has both praise and depreciation, I asked him some time ago when I was chatting, which name do you like the most, he smiled faintly and did not answer.

Yang Xiuyi's real name is Yang Cheng, and "Xiuyi" is the word taken by Shigong. I like to call him Yang Xiuyi, firstly because he has been shouting since he was a child, and secondly, because he is so kind, only we will call him that.

As for me, since I beat me and knew that I was the crescent moon, I felt more and more that I was a great beauty, and I was not jealous and hateful when I saw other girls on the street, on the contrary, I wished they were more beautiful, so that they could compare with me, although now I am still Tian Chujiu's light appearance.

The early morning wind blows from the wooden window, with a faint floral fragrance, which is refreshing and comfortable. I stretched out in satisfaction, hugging the thin quilt for a while. The quilt was full of the fragrance of Yang Xiuyi's body, and he slept with me for a few days when I wasn't there. The thought of this made me limp, happy, and rolled around in bed.

Chunman brought water into the house, wearing a jade pattern phoenix tail Luo skirt, and smiled when he saw me: "Miss, wake up." ”

I leaned on the bed and supported my cheeks happily: "You are dressed very beautifully today." ”

She smiled lowly and said shyly, "How can a young lady be beautiful." ”

I nodded earnestly: "Well, you really have a vision. ”

She: "......"

After some washing, she combed a Chaoyun near fragrant bun for me, and put two blue jade and begonia beads on the hairpin, I looked at the mirror, looked up and said: "Re-comb a simpler one, the simpler the better." ”

Just kidding, how dare I show off in front of my master, he doesn't like me anymore, and then look at me with heavy makeup, scratching my head and posing, maybe he will kick me to Qiongzhou. In front of him, I want to try my best to maintain my passerby nature, my head can hang as low as I can, and my face can be as light as I can.

Moreover, the case of the blood monkey in Xuancheng is a thorn in my heart, plus I and Yang Xiuyi held it like that in front of him last night......

God, I'm really crazy, I want to pretend to be sick and hide in the bed, and then hide from him for ten years and eight years!

Chunman took off the hairpin clips on my hair one by one, picked up the comb and recombed it, and suddenly said, "Miss, Xiangzhu is gone." ”

I was slightly stunned, remembering that I had been with her for more than four months, and I felt a little touched for a while, so I nodded lightly: "Hmm." ”

"It was sent away by Uncle Feng."

"Why?"

"Because she is your personal maid, but she has not been guarding you, and she is not the first to notice that you have disappeared."

I paused and sighed lightly: "What kind of personal maid is not a maid, in fact, her monthly income is very low, and she can't use me so hard." But it's better to leave, I've wanted to chase her for a long time. ”

Chunman gently tufted a small tuft of hair on the back of my head, looked at me in the mirror, and said, "Miss, do you know, in the days you just disappeared, the young master has been locked in your room, and no one has paid attention to it, making Uncle Feng anxious for a little illness. ”

“…… Well. ”

My heart ached, I lowered my head, picked up the water hairpin in the makeup and played it in the palm of my hand.

"Miss, think about it for yourself, if one day, the young master will not say goodbye to you, and he may not be able to meet in this life, this feeling is ......"

It's so bad that I want to die.

She sighed lightly: "Miss, how can you be ruthless? ”

I said sadly, "Chunman, needless to say. ”

She sighed again and tied the hair rope on my head: "Well, then I won't talk about it, but Miss, can you use the formation to find out where Xiangzhu is now, she is a girl's family, I always feel uneasy." ”

"Hmm."

After breakfast, I thought about going to the master first, and then we went to visit the master together. I didn't think that the windows of his room were bright and clean, the bedding and soft pillows were stacked neatly, a few maids were sweeping the floor and wiping the table, and there was freshly dyed incense in the room, which had not yet dissipated the rich smell of wine.

I felt a pang in my heart, and hurriedly asked a maid, "Where is my master?" ”

When she saw that it was me, she was stunned for a while: "The immortal left with his master." ”

Shizun is also gone? I immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "When did you leave?" ”

Chun Man whispered in his ear: "An hour ago, I was in a hurry, and the young master said not to wake you up first." ”

I turned around: "In a hurry? Do you know what's going on? ”

"It is said that there is a great drought in Pingxiao, and there is a famine in the six southwestern states......"

I paused, turned and sat down on the threshold, looking at the blue sky with my cheeks back.

I have been with Master for more than six years, and I can't count the number of separations plus my toes, and I have long since left no sorrows. But there are still some feelings in his heart, he drank wine last night, and he must be miserably trained by his master. What's even worse is that maybe the master will blame me and Yang Xiuyi for his little bit of tiredness. What's even worse is that he definitely doesn't know that I'm back, otherwise he will come and beat me up before leaving. What's even worse is that Shizun is a constipated face, he likes to keep a calm face and not speak, and when the nerves of people are fragile, there will be a volcanic eruption. So, when Master finds out that I have returned, I may be thousands of miles away. How aggrieved and sad this is for him, and how gloating and immortal I am.

I still want to beat me up in front of everyone, but now I have to sacrifice a heroic death for me, my mouth is about to laugh crookedly, Master, Master, you old man should mourn.

After being happy for a long time, I patted my ass and got up, ready to go to Uncle Feng to sell a good job, admit my mistake, and then see if I can convince Yang Xiuyi to let him return my freedom.

Walking through the courtyard with light steps, I saw two thin figures from a distance, which were Gao Qing'er and Ren Qingqing in Jixiangyuan last night. It looks like they are waiting for someone, and they each bring four maids as if they are dragging their families, each of which is delicate and cute, and has a good appearance.

Are you here to find Yang Xiuyi?

I pursed the corners of my lips and pulled Chunman to hide behind the rockery.

Not long after, Uncle Feng walked out of the back of the garden, clasped his hands into fists, and said with a loud smile: "The young master has a lot of affairs today, and he said that he is no longer a guest, he will be free in the future, and he will definitely come to visit." ”

Gao Qing'er was slightly displeased: "Can't you squeeze out a moment of effort?" ”

A maid said: "How can a man refuse to leave the girl's house outside the door, even if he is busy, he has to come out to ask for a cup of tea." ”

Ren Qingqing smiled lightly: "Uncle Feng, it's good for you to ask again, I haven't seen Brother Cheng for three years, and there were many people at the wine table last night, and I don't have time to talk about it in detail, so I have a lot to say to him." ”

I stumbled, almost didn't fall, climbed the rockery, and my hands were shaking.

Brother Cheng.......

Thank you for the heart! The pink ticket of children's shoes ~~~ tears collapsed, tears collapsed, tears collapsed ~~~