Jiang Lin felt that he had clicked on the mysterious attribute of the boss, which was simply not a dirt that could be described, it was simply a dirty demon king!

When the male god says all kinds of dirty jokes, this is simply ......

QAQ snap! Give me back the perfect tall male god!

Jiang Lin wanted to smear oil on the soles of his feet, however, it didn't work, Xie Shen didn't let go, he racked his brains and thought of excuses for a long time, none of them came in handy.

It's cool when it snaps, but it's very troublesome when it's cleaned up, Xie Shen directly carried the person into the bathroom, and personally helped him pick things out and take them out.

Obviously, it was just a cleaning, and the two of them stayed in the bathroom for two hours.

Jiang Lin couldn't help but feel a little annoyed in his heart, and looked at Xie Shen coldly.

It's just that someone has no self-knowledge at all, and his face is innocent.

BOSS, you're almost a humanoid teddy, do you build it!

Jiang Lin simply didn't talk to him, lying on the sofa watching the NBA, watching the football game, how could he have a small snack. He skimmed Xie Shen, who was busy in the kitchen, and said dryly: "Ah Shen, I'm hungry." ”

"Wait a minute, it's almost ready."

The ginger cat's mouth is bulging, it's almost ready and it's done, but there's an essential difference, okay!

He was going to lie down and wait for Xie Shen to bring the snacks, but Xie Shen's schedule was very regular, and he was not allowed to eat snacks before meals, for fear of stomach gain.

That's right, Xie Shen didn't give it, couldn't he secretly take it to eat?

Jiang Lin quietly walked to the locker, Xie Shen's home, for him, he is not too familiar!

Shredded squid, eat.

Beef jerky, eat.

Meat floss, eat.

Jiang Lin stuffed a stomach full of snacks, looking satisfied.

However, he didn't notice a tall figure behind him, looking at him suspiciously.

"Jiang Lin, your guts are fat."

Jiang Lin's hands stiffened, looking at the gloom on Xie Shen's face, and subconsciously shrunk his neck.

If you dare to die, you must dare to accept punishment, young man, your journey is a sea of stars.

Xie Shen directly lifted the person up and slapped him directly on the ass.

"It hurts, it hurts," Jiang Lin almost wanted to cry without tears, somewhere that was over-cultivated, where could he stand him like this.

Xie Shen raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his mouth raised a sneer, "Do you still know that it hurts?" ”

Jiang Lin was so aggrieved that his face was bloody, and he broke the jar and said, "I'm just hungry...... Yes, the things of the boss's house, where can I eat, and I don't have a residence permit, the boss hurriedly sent me to the police, the procuratorate, and the bureau. ”

#论零食惹出的血案#

"That's right, not only do you not have a residence permit, but you also smuggle in, so you can honestly go to prison and go to prison." Xie Shen gently placed him in front of the chair, his eyes swept back and forth on him, and asked, "Can you sit?" ”

The dining chair at home was made of mahogany, perhaps because he was worried that he would be uncomfortable to sit on, Xie Shen specially added a blanket to him.

The little couple were choking each other, where would Jiang Lin coax, "Why can't you sit?" With that, he sat down directly.

"Ahh

As the saying goes, chrysanthemums, flowers, and remnants are all over the ground.

Xie Shen clasped his hands around him, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and teased: "Why can't you sit up?" ”

"I won't eat it."

Jiang Lin's bun face is bulging, and I refuse with a capital on my face! This is a death process that is simply to go to heaven.

"Don't eat it? Oh, that's it. ”

Xie Shen sat down by himself, not affected by Jiang Lin at all, he should eat and drink.

Jiang Da Mao felt that the hair on his body was about to explode, but the other party still looked indifferent.

Xie Shen, who seemed to be calm, had been observing the changes in his lover's expression with his spare corner.

Jiang Lin, who was on the side, was very upset, and simply strode away, Xie Shen or something, he didn't like it!

Xie Shen's movements were faster than him, and he directly stepped forward to hug the person horizontally, Jiang Lin glared, "What are you doing?" Let go! I'm not familiar with you! “

The other party kissed him lightly on the forehead, "Be nice." ”

Bang, if you say be good, be good! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Jiang Lin glared at him, his momentum weakened a lot, and his head subconsciously rubbed against his chest.

┑( ̄Д ̄)┍Cats have always relied on coaxing.

Xie Shen gently placed the person on the bed and asked, "Will this be more comfortable?" ”

Jiang Lin nodded silently.

Xie Shen opened the cabinet, took out the lazy table, put it on the bed, and went out to bring in the dishes with a small bowl.

God knows, Xie Shen's cleanliness is very strict, before, when Jiang Lin was a cat, he often loved to sleep with him, and every time after the incident, the other party would seriously clean up the hair he had fallen out of it one by one.

Not to mention bringing food into the room, the cleanliness party can't bear it at all! Not to mention how long the smell of vegetables will remain in the room, what if one of them accidentally drips the juice onto the quilt, bed, and sheets?

Jiang Lin didn't know his habits, and his black eyes cautiously skimmed him, "Ah Shen." ”

"Huh?"

"I want to eat meat!" Braised pork, roast duck, roast suckling pig, can't stop at all.

"Do you want constipation?" Xie Shen looked at him and said with a smile.

“……”

"If you talk nonsense, I'll bring some braised pork over and eat it for you."

“……”

Now it is good that the husband and wife share the weal and woe, and if he dies again, there will be no need to share this suffering.

Hearing this, Jiang Lin hurriedly picked up his bowl.

Xie Shen specially prepared preserved egg porridge, delicious fish soup and stir-fried vegetables for him.

From the point of view, this is not bad, but someone is very hungry and has been thinking about all kinds of meat in his heart.

Jiang Lin was eating porridge while skimming Xie Shen, eating to pleasing his eyes, and the two were correct.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

The lazy table is too small, it's almost enough to put these down, there is no place to put down the extra dishes and chopsticks, besides, Xie Shen did this just to take care of his lover, and he didn't have the habit of eating in the room.

"You eat first." Xie Shen rubbed his head, the two of them quarreled quickly, and they reconciled quickly.

Jiang Lin doesn't sit if he can lie down, he can stand if he can, Xie Shen can use it when he can use it by his side, Jiang Da Mao said seriously, "Hey." ”

“？”

Jiang Da Mao's head was buried in Xie Shen's chest, "Feed me." Fingers buttoned the buttons of his shirt.

Xie Shen's body was a little stiff, and the corners of Jiang Damao's mouth were slightly upturned, rubbing hard against him, with a standard trick.

"Got it."

Jiang Da Mao looked like a good baby, looking at him with a playful gaze.

Xie Er Shao is so big, it is the first time to feed people, and his movements are very jerky, and he is not proficient in standard business.

Jiang Lin looked like he was waiting for food and winked at him.

Xie Shen sat beside him, spoonful by spoonful of food to Jiang Da Mao, where the serious appearance was like feeding, it was clearly stricter than a meeting!

Jiang Lin couldn't hold back a smile, picking some questions from time to time, looking at Xie Shen's hurried appearance, a touch of darkness flashed in his heart.

As the saying goes, when you meet a 24-year-old boyfriend, the other party raises you as a rice worm, and when you meet a scumbag, he trains you to be an all-round nanny.

If it was in normal times, where would Jiang Lin dare to be so presumptuous, fortunately, Xie Shen had a good temper and did not bother with him.

"Aren't you hungry?"

"Eat yours."

Jiang Lin smiled and bent the corners of his mouth, approached Xie Shen, snapped, and kissed his face, Xie Shen coughed lightly, "Nonsense." ”

"Thank you."

"Between you and me, there is no need to say thank you."

"And what about how I love you?"

Xie Shen's hand holding the bowl stiffened slightly, a touch of crimson flashed on his face, and he got up and said, "The kitchen seems to have forgotten to turn off the fire, I'll take a look." ”

Jiang Lin nodded seriously, and when he came out of the room, he was so happy that he didn't know what the hell the kitchen seemed to have forgotten to turn off the fire!

Xie Shen stood at the door, listening to the laughter of the little guy inside, his blue eyes flashing with a touch of doting.

The two of them are not glued together all the time, Xie Shen is on the bed and uses the computer to deal with some affairs, Jiang Lin is lying on his lap, playing with his mobile phone, the two of them are silent to each other, however, the atmosphere is not the slightest awkward.

It's a very comfortable feeling, even if you don't do anything, just be around.

Jiang Lin won't take the initiative to disturb him, he is busy with him, playing with his own, sometimes he will grab Xie Shen's hand when he is idle, poke one by one, compare the size of the hands of two people, and accidentally clasp his fingers tightly when comparing them.

Xie Shen's palm is very slender and the bones are distinct, and the hand-controlled ginger cat said that he especially wants to take a bite.

Xie Shen's hand was not strong, and he let Jiang Da Cat scratch and scratch around. His indulgence fueled the arrogance of Jiang Da Mao, and Jiang Da Mao directly turned his ideals into reality.

Biting Xie Shen's finger, the small tooth mark was still hanging on Xie Shen's finger.

After feeling Xie Shen's gaze, Jiang Da Mao obediently let go of his mouth, and his legs hooked his legs, quite like hugging his thighs.

Xie Shen flicked his forehead, "What?" Feeling bored? ”

Jiang Da Mao hurriedly waved his hand, "No." ”

"You've always wanted to be a jewelry designer?"

Jiang Lin's eyes widened in disbelief: "How do you know? ”

"It was written on your previous job search profile."

"Verbal meaning." It just so happened that he had just graduated from college at that time, was young and vigorous, and then ......

Jiang Lin hurriedly buried his head in the pillow in a standard ostrich posture.

"Do you still want to be a jewelry designer?"

"Yes!"

"Then kiss me first." Xie Shen's thin lips were slightly hooked, and his blue eyes were full of banter.

“……”

Said to be gentle and elegant intellectual handsome! Does it always feel like something is wrong?

Jiang Lin raised his head and said solemnly: "BOSS, are you planning to dive, am I?" Can you make it easier for me? ”

"I can find you the best mentor and give you the best platform to showcase your talents." Xie Shen didn't poke it, he followed his intentions, and after that, his big palm rubbed Jiang Lin's waist, leaned over and whispered, "I don't know how Mr. Jiang thinks about it?" I feel like I'm your best bet. ”

Jiang Lin pretended to be surprised and said, "That's it? Laundry and cooking packages? ”

Xie Shen scratched the tip of his nose, and his low and hoarse voice carried a hint of temptation, "All inclusive." ”