"Haha, I don't know what's wrong, I just think Xiao Zuo and Su Zhenyu are alone." I don't know why I think that.

Back at the villa, I asked Yang Xiaoyin's nanny to help wash and chop vegetables, I fried the pork and prepared the meat slices, because it was still a long time before the lunch meal, and Yang Xiaoyin watched TV in the living room first, Ghana's TVs are all paid, generally speaking, there is only one Chinese channel, CCTV4. There is a hundred lecture halls on TV, saying that an official of the Ming Dynasty led the fall of the Ming Dynasty because he was afraid of his wife: at the end of the Ming Dynasty, there was a man named Mao Yujian, who served as the imperial history in the court at that time, and was responsible for supervising hundreds of officials. As the saying goes, "you can't contain fire in paper", "if you don't want people to know, you can't do it unless you don't do it", this affair finally reached the ears of the eldest wife. Just when Mao Yushi and "Little San" were like glue and inseparable, his wife suddenly fell from the sky, and several big mouths fell, slapping the pink face of "Little San", crooked Lao Mao's nose, and shattering a spring dream of the two. The reason why the Hedong Lion was able to ride the clouds and fog from her distant hometown to the capital was because she "came by hand", in modern terms, she came by high-speed carriage of the post station (the rule at that time was that the stagecoaches at each station along the road took turns on the road, and the horses did not stop).

Mao Yushi, who was beaten by his wife because of stealing fish, was so bad that he could spit out a stinky duck egg, but he dared to be angry in the face of the Hedong Lion. Since Mao Yushi didn't have enough courage to argue with the number one in the family, he had to vent his anger on the post station, so he gave a copy to the number one in the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Chongzhen, exaggerated the harm of the post station, and built yì to abolish post stations all over the country. As a result, Li Zicheng lost his job, starved, and rebelled, and in the end, the Ming Dynasty was destroyed by this angry former post station staff.

"Brother Zhang, you're from Shanghai, aren't you? I heard that you Shanghai men are also afraid of their wives? Yang Xiaoyin saw this wife on TV and asked me casually.

"Yes, I'm not sure if I'm afraid of my wife, everyone says so, and I haven't noticed. Not necessarily, besides, whether I'm afraid of my wife is actually an alternative way to respect my wife! I crossed Erlang's legs and continued to watch TV and said to Yang Xiaoyin.

"Then are you afraid of Baixi, hehe." Little Nizi playfully asked me this question.

"Er, don't be afraid, you care! This is a kind of expression of love! I looked at Yang Xiaoyin, and she was looking at me with a grin.

"Brother Zhang, what do you say love is?" Yang Xiaoyin continued to ask me.

"I can't say clearly, it's just that we want to be good to each other, and we want each other to be good to each other, let's get along with each other, it's more of a feeling, a tacit understanding." I replied as if I didn't understand.

"Then you say, if the man is good to the woman, and the woman doesn't like the man, but there is no way to refuse for various reasons, the woman is still with the man, is this considered love." Yang Xiaoyin suddenly asked me with a stern face, I understand that what she is talking about is herself.

"You can't ask me this question, you can only ask the person concerned, and I don't understand it, hehe." I replied to her with a slight embarrassment. Then I got up and ran to the kitchen to cook, I don't want Yang Xiaoyin to continue this topic, because if we talk about it again, I don't want to know about her entanglement with Shang Lin Pan.

After a while, I finished the meal, the nanny brought it to the table, Yang Xiaoyin praised me, the two of us ate all the dishes, I haven't cooked for a long time, I feel that I did much better than I imagined, there is no shame, Yang Xiaoyin also asked me to dictate how to make eggplant stew.

After eating, Yang Xiaoyin went back to her villa to take a nap, I was bored and wanted to take a taxi to Baiyi Yard, the road at the door was not the main road, there was no car, I walked a little way, and waited for the car at the intersection. A blue BMW X5 drove over and slowly stopped, stopped in front of me, the window rolled down, it was Lei Liuer, and the co-pilot sat a little girl I had never seen, younger than Liu'er, estimated to be about 18 years old. "Brother Zhang, where are you going?" Lei Liu'er waved at me, tilted her head and said.

"Oh, I'll go to the docks." I replied.

"Then I'll take you, and I'll pick up my aunt at the dock too." Lei Liuer beckoned me to get in the car.

I opened the back door of the car and sat down, the car smelled of strong feminine perfume, I couldn't help it, and opened the rear window.

"See, not every man likes strong perfume, it varies from person to person. In addition, what I just told you, you have to remember, Ji Yun of the Qing Dynasty pointed out in "Notes on Reading Wei Caotang" that when you meet any man, whether it is at a banquet or in a room, the woman will sit next to the person, and then lean down and stroke the "double ball" of the man's lower body with both hands, and few men do not shout "surrender". Lei Liu'er didn't care at all about me A man sat in the back, and the little girl next to her was trained and said, and the harsh words made me embarrassed, and she talked and laughed.

"The two super sensitive balls under the man are the first passwords in the body code that are not confidential, and they are definitely the targets that can be used directly. The force is so strong that the man will feel the pain, hold them gently in the palm of his hand, and gently caress them with his fingers, until the man is weak and weak, and then attack intensively with his gentle lips, and in a few minutes, the man will immediately surrender and become the most loyal slave of love. There is a similar record in Wang Shunu's "History of Chinese Prostitutes", saying that female technicians in the Tang Dynasty were well versed in this way, and would use many methods to make the two little beans on a man's chest stiffen. Some use spices, but also use lubricants such as elixirs, honey, fructose, etc., and combine the lips to gently brush and circle on it, and then hold it and suck it vigorously to let it melt in the warm mouth. According to the secretary of "Ancient Chinese Room Examination", during the time of Emperor Wen of the Western Han Dynasty, a woman in Luoyang was "good at ear skills, skillful tongue like a spring, or blowing, or sucking, and tasting the blood of the (guest)." Lei Liuer continued to talk to the little girl next to her intermittently, and deliberately spoke loudly in standard Mandarin. The little girl also kept nodding her head, and she was holding a small notebook to record, I felt that I was listening to the on-site training session of the young lady's training, and I was uncomfortable listening to it, and she was completely like I didn't save it.

"The second point, you remember. For men, the ears are indeed the fortress that ignites the fire, but they are often ignored by the careless. According to research, men's ears are much more sensitive than women's, and a woman's tongue is the only weapon that comes in handy. Lei Liuer explained in detail as if he were teaching.

Finally, Kou Zhun, a famous minister in the Song Dynasty, once sighed: "The old man feels that his waist is heavy, and his pillow is cold." A man's navel down to his pubic bone is full of sexy nerves and contacts, and it even has an unusual passionate connection with the brain, which will make the man excited and uncontrollable, until he is on the verge of bursting the embankment because of longing. Lei Liu'er said these and quoted classics, feeling that it was still a profound professor-level course, and I couldn't help coughing secretly.

"Oh, Brother Zhang, I'm sorry, don't mind, you shouldn't have heard what I said. Now everything must rely on technology and fight for core competitiveness. My little sister doesn't understand it yet, I personally taught her a little, and doing our business is not something that can be done with just one leg stretched. The so-called one minute in bed, ten days in bed, everything must be humbly learned. Lei Liu'er said to me in a serious voice, I was almost vomited blood by her, and she still loves to be silent when she is a young lady, she is still a set, in what she just said, the man is like a research specimen in her eyes.

"Oh, do a line of love." I was silent for a while, I didn't know what was going on, and casually said, Lei Liu'er and the little girl laughed.

"Brother Zhang, you're right, but you look down on us in your heart!" Lei Liuer glanced back at me.

"It's not the case, you sent me to the yard, and I have to thank you." I hurriedly tried to change the subject, but I didn't know what to say, "By the way, I saw you driving to a Japanese restaurant yesterday." ”

"Oh, yesterday? That's right, I went yesterday. By the way, Brother Zhang, where are you digging for gold? Lei Liu'er didn't seem to want to mention Ah Feng, and deliberately asked me other questions.