The eldest grandson Jun woke up and saw the empty half of the bed beside him, and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

Last night, he and Yi Xichen fought all night, according to common sense, Yi Xichen should not be able to get out of bed for three days and three nights, with a sore back waiting for him to knead and knead, and then rub the gun and go off for another three days and three nights - in fact, sometimes the eldest grandson Jun is also very confused, according to this development, Yi Xichen should have been with the bed. Why do you sometimes suddenly mess around like a nobody, provoking the tigers and wolves outside?

This timeline is long Sun Zijun himself can't understand, as the protagonist of the story, he can't see through the author's setting, when the story needs to develop, Yi Xichen will automatically be lifted The curse of "three days and three nights can't get out of bed", when the storyline doesn't know how to develop, then three days after three days, three days.

The eldest grandson Jun couldn't figure it out, and he didn't bother to think about it, so he got up and freshened up. A strange feeling haunted him, as if something had changed, but as if it was the right thing - at this moment, poor eldest grandson Jun did not know that his setting had been distorted by a mysterious force from another dimension. Moreover, he is the only one who is distorted.

Dressed up, changed into disciple clothes, and the eldest grandson Jun went out.

At this time, it was still very early, most of the disciples of Tianjian Mountain were still sleeping, and the most diligent disciples in the sect were him and Yi Xichen, which was why he and Yi Xichen went the highest and farthest in the end.

The eldest grandson Jun came to Taohuaping, only to see a disciple in Tsing Yi practicing swords in the sea of flowers, his posture was like a dragon, and the eldest grandson Jun didn't even see his face clearly, he already knew that this person was Yi Xichen - the same author added a setting to him that as long as he saw Yi Xichen, his lower body would be as hard as black iron. Therefore, it is generally judged whether Yi Xichen appears within a radius of 100 meters from him, and the eldest grandson Jun does not rely on his eyes to see, does not smell with his nose, does not listen with his ears, and only relies on the head of a silver spear to know whether he looks up or not.

The eldest grandson frowned disapprehendedly. This Yi Xichen, who is pregnant with a child, is still so restless, first he actually sucked his fingers and made himself beastly fight with him for 300 rounds during dinner last night, and he got up so early this morning to practice swords, so he didn't pay attention to his body!

At the same time, he wondered a little in his heart: such a beautiful body and swordsmanship, he should purely uphold the attitude of appreciation, where did such a physiological reaction come from? When did he become a beast that reacted to happiness and unhappiness with his lower body? -- Out of the distorted world, the eldest grandson Junjun suddenly has an IQ on the line, and he will reflect on unreasonable things.

The figure stopped, and Yi Xichen's cheerful voice came: "Zijun, you're here!" ”

Yi Xichen ran over, looked at the eldest grandson, and said with a wicked smile: "You tossed with me last night, and you rested well?" ”

The eldest grandson Jun glanced at Yi Xichen's waist, which looked flexible: "Your butt doesn't hurt anymore?" ”

Yi Xichen touched his buttocks blankly: "Why does my butt hurt?" ”

The eldest grandson was silent, secretly wondering if Yi Xichen was sarcastic about not working hard enough.

Yi Xichen didn't dwell on the topic of Fang Cai, and said with a smile: "Zijun, come and practice sword with me." ”

The eldest grandson shook his head. Practicing swords with Yi Xichen is the most boring daily life, and the same author has added a setting for them that "as long as they practice swords together, they will practice 100% in bed". In other words, no matter what they do together, they will automatically fall into the setting of "100% finish in bed". The eldest grandson felt very tired.

Yi Xichen was stunned. This is the first time he invited his senior brother to accompany him to practice swords, but he was refused, the eldest grandson Jun is a sword idiot, and their senior brother cultivating together is like Qin Se and Ming.

Yi Xichen teased him with a narrow face: "Zijun is afraid of hurting me, will you feel distressed?" ”

Do you know that jumping up and down with a baby is easy to get hurt? The eldest grandson Jun became more and more irritable in his heart, and said in a reprimanding tone: "You don't know what your situation is? Still so nonsense! ”

"Huh?" Yi Xichen was stunned by him. What is your situation? Monkey business? What's going on with the eldest grandson Jun today?

The eldest grandson turned around and wanted to leave, but Yi Xichen didn't let him go so easily, and shouted: "Zijun, look at the sword!" With that, he stabbed his sword at his vest!

Yi Xichen was sure that the eldest grandson Jun could catch this sword, he was only now interested, and he wanted to find someone to compare a few moves, and there was no more suitable person than the eldest grandson Jun. The eldest grandson Jun really didn't take his little trick in his eyes, drew his sword and turned around, easily blocking him.

A fine light flashed in Yi Xichen's eyes, and he smiled, and the eldest grandson Jun only felt that his hand was hot, and the sword in his hand almost fell off. It turned out that when he hadn't turned back just now, Yi Xichen secretly added a fire talisman to his sword, and as soon as he recruited the eldest grandson, Sun Zijun caught his way.

But this is just a little slippery head he plays, teasing the eldest grandson. Yi Xichen quickly retreated, and then he seriously set up his moves.

After a few rounds of fighting, the eldest grandson couldn't help but feel novel. Today's Yi Xichen is very wrong! In the past, when practicing swords, Yi Xichen always twisted his waist and buttocks, as if he was dancing, and it would not be over if he didn't make his heart flutter. But he didn't like it in his heart. The sword is the sword, it is the sword of the cultivator, and it is also the heart of the sword cultivator, and it should not be involved in obscenity, so he didn't look down on Yi Xichen's sword very much in the past. Today, Yi Xichen's joyful sword moves are what he appreciates.

"It's rare for you to look like a man." The eldest grandson Jun praised lightly.

“？？？ I'm a man! The corners of Yi Xichen's mouth twitched. What's wrong with Zijun today, provocatively speaking ruthlessly? It's not his character!

A sharp sword aura swept past Yi Xichen's side, Yi Xichen hurriedly dodged, and a corner of his clothes was cut off. The eldest grandson was taken aback, and hurriedly accepted the recruitment-he couldn't help but devote himself to it, and showed some real skills, almost really hurting Yi Xichen.

Yi Xichen didn't pay attention to it at all, and with a finger of the sword, a small rocket shot towards the toe of the eldest grandson. The eldest grandson hurriedly avoided back, and just stepped on a stone that Yi Xichen kicked over just now. The eldest grandson Jun thought it was a stone, and he didn't take it to heart, but when he stepped on it, he suddenly felt that his feet were not right, and his heart was not good, but it was too late.

"Poof!"

The brown slime splattered from the "stone" stained the shoes of the eldest grandson, making him feel extremely nauseous.

"Hahahaha!" Yi Xichen laughed.

In the Heavenly Sword Sect, Yi Xichen was probably the least talented disciple. He was a pseudo-spiritual root of the fire attribute, if it weren't for the fact that the Medicine Pavilion Elder of the Heavenly Sword Sect had a relationship with his parents, he would never accept a disciple with poor qualifications like him.

Although Yi Xichen works very hard, it is difficult to make up for the lack of talent, and his sword qi and sword intent can't catch up with others no matter what, so he takes a sidewalk, often playing some small tricks that make people cry and laugh, but he can often win tricks.

Yi Xichen saw that his eldest grandson Jun had been tricked, and walked towards his eldest grandson Jun with a swaggering smile. He was not paying attention, stepped on the dew-soaked haystack, slipped under his feet, and fell on his back in shock.

The eldest grandson Jun was more anxious than him, and immediately abandoned the shoes that were stuck with the slime and flew over: "Be careful of our children!" ”

Yi Xichen was taken aback: "Ga ??? ”

Finally, the eldest grandson Jun hugged Yi Xichen's waist before he landed.

The eldest grandson reprimanded with a straight face: "I don't care if you hurt yourself!" But the child is not yours alone! Why are you always so headstrong! ”

“…… Me, our children, children?! What the?? Yi Xichen's expression cracked.

"If you hate me and come at me, the child is innocent!" The eldest grandson Jun put his hand on his abdomen with a solemn face, but after a while, because he didn't feel the fetal movement, his expression also cracked: "Yi Xichen, you miscarried again??!! ”

Yi Xichen: "???!!! ”