CH.109 Kyohuang's princess and Yukigo's retarded mind
Yue Shuying frowned and stopped talking. For the pervert who once lay under her skirt and pretended to be sick, she really didn't want to say much. So, the Moon Girl turned to Chenyan Ge: "Captain Chenyan Ge, why are you wearing such a costume?" As she spoke, she pointed to the bandage on the left eye of the trio.
Chenyan Ge, who was eating snacks on the table, raised his head in amazement and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. "Oh...... What's this...... Vogue. This is the latest popular bandit costume of our Snow Guard Bandit Troupe, which can fully show our identity and status, and express our concept of life and life style. However, it's the brainchild of the three of us, and if you want to wear it that way, you'll have to pay us a royalty. β
Chen Yange's tone was not good, and he seemed to be hostile to this princess of Jinghuang. Yue Shuying shook her head and sat down in the corner, not planning to pay any more attention to the three strange people.
It's just that she underestimated the shamelessness of these two boys. As soon as she sat down, two boys came up. Liu Qianye said: "Moon girl, don't you want to know how we can bring this bandage?" What Yan Ge said is not right, I'll tell you the truth. Although this bandage will make us look more manly, it is more than that......"
Before Liu Qianye finished speaking, he was interrupted by Ren Ziye. "It has a deep meaning. Moon girl, you know! There were originally four people in the ninth formation of our Snow Protection Bandit Regiment, but Mu Qinghan's eyes were injured and he couldn't participate in this mission. However, she would love to go on a mission with us, and we couldn't leave this companion behind. So, we all wore this blindfold to symbolize that she was also by our side. β
Hearing them say this, Yue Shuying also felt a little emotional. "You have such a good relationship. It's enviable. β
I saw that the two boys who had been circling around him suddenly fell to Yue Shuying, and continued to be courteous to this girl. Chen Yange was very uncomfortable, the two boys became more and more attentive, and Chen Yange couldn't sit still. He shouted to the two boys, "Come with me." Don't flirt with other little girls, don't you have a generation gap? β
Hearing Chen Yange say that she was a little girl, Princess Jinghuang Yue Shuying was not happy. "What do you say! Chen Yange, it's your two companions who have been pestering me endlessly, how can you blame me. What do you mean by that? β
Chen Yange raised his eyebrows. "What do you mean? Of course...... Nothing interesting. You're the princess of Kyohuang, I'm the retarded of Yugo, what can I mean! β
This sentence made Yue Shuying say in the clouds, she didn't understand, how could someone say that she was mentally retarded? Isn't this scolding yourself? "Hehehe...... It's funny. There are people who claim to be mentally retarded. β
Thousands of nights want to talk and stop. "That, actually, ......." He thought about it, but still didn't make it clear.
His appearance naturally fell in the eyes of Yue Shuying. She wondered, "What?" Could it be that there is something special in her words? β
Flowing thousands of nights did not dare to tell the truth. "This ...... That ......" Ren Ziye didn't have so many concerns, he told the truth. "Moon girl, princess and mentally handicapped are not literal. In ancient times, there was a princess who was named Princess Taiping, and later, it became a noun to refer to the size of a certain part. As for the mentally retarded? It is said that the chest is big and brainless, and the mentally handicapped also refers to a noun that refers to the size of a certain part. β
After his explanation, the innocent Princess Jinghuang finally knew what Chen Yange meant. I also understand why she said that she was a little girl. Looking at Chen Yange's towering giant, and then at his empty chest. Yue Shuying was annoyed and angry: "Chen Yange, you ...... You...... Hum! With that, she ran away angrily.
The two boys hurried after him. "Moon girl, we are not the same as those vulgar people! We don't pay attention to appearance, we don't pay attention to external things, we don't care about your size, we pay more attention to the beauty of the soul. β
It's just that the words of the two of them once again talked about the sore spot of Yue Shuying. "You ...... You guys...... And said! Yue Shuying gritted her teeth and slammed the door shut, closing the two boys out. She was angry.
After knocking for a long time, the shadow of the moon did not come out to open the door, and the two boys went to the hall stupidly. Came to the side of Chenyan Songdi.
Chenyan gloated. "People don't open the door! Ay! You two are really, staring at people all the time. Do you want to be a colt of the Jinghuang bandits? If you want me to say, you still don't have to work in vain. You don't deserve it. obviously looks like a single, but he has a heart to be a colt. At the end of the day, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment! β
The two boys were sullen. Liu Qianye accused Chen Yange and said: "Yange! What you just said is so hurtful. Although the moon girl is a little princess, she is a beautiful woman, and she is a big beauty who has captivated the country and the city. It's good to be able to marry such a person. It can not only hide the beauty of the golden house, but also inherit the Jinghuang bandit group, the best of both worlds. Every boy will be tempted. As he spoke, Liu Qianye looked yearning.
Chen Yange's face was full of black lines. "Flowing a thousand nights, have you forgotten your identity? You are my fiancΓ©, you would have such thoughts, I think, you are tired of being crooked. A flash of light appeared in Chen Yange's hand, and the giant cannon descended on her head again, and she lifted the barrel, ready to teach a thousand nights.
It's just that her movements stopped abruptly, as if an invisible force stopped her. At this moment, there was a squeak, and the door on the other side of the hall opened. Yu Yuwei walked out softly. "Flame Song, don't mess around. Will smash the ship. As she spoke, she turned her gaze to Liuqianye again. Qianye, are you interested in learning military books and ghost strategies? β
A big pie smashed down, and Liu Qianye nodded frantically. It's just that before he could agree, the two companions called out.
Chen Yan Ge said: "Lord Wei, do you want to teach him the ghost strategy of military books?" How is he suitable, his strength is so weak, his brain is very stupid, how can he be suitable for learning military books and ghost strategies. I'll do it anyway! I am gifted with intelligence and intelligence. I'm the best candidate. Besides, I've begged you so many times. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. β
Youyuwei said quietly: "The strength is low, and the brain is very stupid? Such talents should learn more from military books and ghost strategies to save their lives. As for you? Let's learn the idiom well. A robber with superhuman intelligence like you will surely be able to do it without a teacher. β
Ren Ziye was not convinced. "Lord Wei, the key is that he is as timid as a mouse. Such a cowardly person is not suitable! How can you teach him? Teach me anyway! Only I can learn your true biography. β
Yu Yuwei continued to defend Liu Qianye. "No, no, no! Contrary. Timid and cautious people are more suitable for learning military books and ghost strategies, because it is easier for such people to know themselves and their opponents, which is better than easy to win. Such a person is more likely to grasp the strategy of virtual and real, avoid the real and attack the false, and will not blindly rejoice in the great achievements and act recklessly. So, Thousand Nights is more suitable than both of you. ββ¦β¦
Seeing that Yue Shuying seemed to be still angry, Yue Guanhe came over to comfort: "Princess, it's all jokes, you don't have to take it to heart."
Yue Shuying nodded. "Actually, I'm not angry. I'm just running away from those two abominable perverts in the name of being angry. I represent the Jinghuang Bandits, so I can't treat those two guys slowly, so as not to hurt the harmony between our two families. And Chen Yange's words just gave me a chance to escape. β
Yue Guanhe was stunned, he didn't expect that the princess would have such a heart, and everything she did was to take care of the overall situation. It's just that he thought of another thing. "Your Royal Highness Princess, why would you give your jade pendant to others. If you let the county king know, he will definitely blame you. β
Hearing Yue Guanhe mention this, Yue Shuying's face was slightly red, and she said very uncomfortably: "It's just a jade pendant, it's not a big deal, what can my father do if he knows!"