Li Er is not yet thirty years old this year, and he has to ask about immortality, there are many emperors in history who seek immortality, and I haven't seen any of them get immortality, but it is a lot of waste of government and government. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

There is also this Lin Feng, if he dares to slander alchemy, he has to be hacked to death with a knife, and it is easy to hack to death. This is the common aspiration of the two major groups of Shandong and Guanlong, the world has just been decided, and no one wants to kill and kill anymore.

Lin Feng drank a cup of tea indifferently under the gaze of countless pairs of eyes, how easy it is to live forever, not only longevity, but I can also restore your youth, every year you are eighteen. But don't you become immortals again, these powerful people have to block their doors every day, and they can annoy people to death.

"Your Majesty, if you want to live forever, you need to let go of worldly power, family affection, and not be nostalgic for the world, can you do it?"

Oh, is there really a way to live forever? Li Er's eyes are like torches, boy, hand over the art of immortality and spare your little brother's life, otherwise you will be cut and sent to the palace.

"Why is that?"

Lin Feng pulled out the King of Xuan as a shield: "It is the King of Zhou, and it is also after death that he can be crowned a god, His Majesty wants to live forever, or give up the imperial power, or return to heaven." ”

If someone else says this, it is a rebellion, is the imperial power discussed casually, can the emperor say nonsense if he dies, but Lin Feng is so capricious.

Li Er also ate this set and asked, "How many years do I have left?" "This is preparing to abdicate before death to practice.

Lin Feng turned his head and looked at Yuan Tiangang, just to see how this thing was doing: "Daoist Yuan, I heard that your physiognomy is unparalleled in the world, you can calculate Your Majesty's lifespan." ”

Yuan Tiangang almost scolded his mother, why did Nima pull me into the water, what do you have to do with me who are blind beeping there, even if I know, I don't dare to say it, isn't this looking for death, when did Li Er remember today's incident and wipe me up!

stood up and pretended to be ashamed: "Qi Qi Protector Tianzun, the old Tao is not deep, and he can't count the longevity of the Son of Heaven, and please ask Protector Tianzun to calculate it himself." ”

Yuan Tiangang This can be regarded as bowing his head and acknowledging Lin Feng's identity as the protector of the country, anyway, there is no loss, maybe you can make some benefits, the old Taoist has no money, you are the leader of the world's Daomen, do you want to care, the old Dao dojo is broken, you don't care, no matter what, not only will you lose my old face, but you will also have to lose your share.

Lin Feng was dumbfounded, this old man is very good at pretending to be cowardly, you are not deep in the Tao, you will fool people, this Tang Dynasty's Buddhism is drawn again, and you are Yuan Lao Dao who stands at the peak.

"Daochang Yuan is modest, who doesn't know Daoist Yuan's skills, and asks Daoist Yuan to perform physiognomy to measure His Majesty's lifespan."

Li Er is gone, you two are chattering there for a long time, who will show me how much life I have, and I can take the time to abdicate.

"You both measure at the same time, write the answers on paper, and I'll see if you do the same."

Yes, the two of them don't need to push, just look at it, Yuan Laodao is proficient in physiognomy, Lin Feng is plugged in, and no one is vain. Yuan Laodao watched carefully in front of Li Er, looking at his face and his hands, so he almost took off Li Er's skin and looked at it over and over again.

Lin Feng still sat in his seat, pouring himself tea and tasting it slowly, although it was not elegant, he could also pretend to be good. There are ballpoint pens and paper on the table, no way, Lin Feng can't write calligraphy. I picked up a pen and wrote 'Zhenguan twenty-three years', folded the paper and put it away.

Yuan Laodao looked at it for a long time, then squinted his eyes and pinched his fingers to count, and let out a sigh of relief: "Your Majesty, I have already calculated." ”

Li Er took Lin Feng's paper, didn't open it, and said, "Daoist Yuan will say it first." ”

"The Year of the Emperor." Yuan Laodao shut up after speaking, it takes a lot of effort to say these three words, can the emperor's lifespan be able to beep casually, if it weren't for the pit than Lin Feng, would we do this kind of head-losing thing.

At this time, to say the year of Jiyou is to say 649 A.D., that is, the twenty-third year of Zhenguan. The Ganzhi year is a reincarnation of one jiazi, the last time the year of Jiyou is 589 AD, and the next time is 709, anyway, everyone knows that Li Er can't live to 709 years, long live or something is nonsense.

Li Er calculated, the year of Jiyou is the twenty-third year of Zhenguan, and when he opens the paper written by Lin Feng, it is also the twenty-third year of Zhenguan. The paper in his hand fell to the ground, and his heart was half cold, which means that he can only live to be in his fifties.

Fang Xuanling saw that it was not good, and hurriedly comforted: "Your Majesty, physiognomy does not dare to guarantee that it is extremely accurate, Your Majesty takes care of your body and exercises diligently, you may not be able to live a long life." ”

Lin Feng interjected: "Your Majesty, what Xing Guogong said is reasonable, if Your Majesty insists on exercising every day, eating reasonably, and not being too tired, it will be no problem to extend your life span for ten or twenty years." ”

"Time is short, I will be more diligent in government affairs." Li Er has a lot of ambitions in his chest, and he wants to fight the Turks in the north, Goguryeo in the east, Tibet and the Western Regions in the west, and barbarians in the south.

"Your Majesty." The ministers slapped the sycophants first.

Li Er looked for the Taoist priest who made the record and took the content record that Lin Feng talked about earlier, and took the ministers to flash people, as for the battle of the gods that Lin Feng said, it depends on everyone whether they believe it or not, at the end of the Shang Dynasty more than 1,600 years ago, who knew if there were any immortals.

None of the Taoist priests left, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and now they can find a sense of superiority. Buddhism, right, your sect leader Shakyamuni Buddha, that is, Duobao Rulai, is not in a high ranking.

According to the generation, Duobao is the apprentice of the Taoist Sanqing, which is a generation shorter. According to the Three Realms system, the three Qing, the four emperors, the five elders and the six divisions are arranged like this, and Duobao Rulai is mixed with the five elders, and it is not even the four emperors.

The Western Lingshan is still mixed on the ground, and our Taoist system has been mixed for thirty-three days. Besides, the teacher, we are Pangu Orthodoxy, Xuanmen Orthodoxy, Buddhism is a separate court, that's almost the same as a traitor, this sense of superiority is rising, and the Taoists want to go to those temples to show off now.

The Four Great King Kongs listened to the story for a few days, and they didn't have the thoughts of Taoist priests, but they didn't hear enough of the story, Qin Huaiyu came up directly and asked Lin Feng: "Brother Lin, I don't know if there are any secrets to tell?" ”

"The secret is gone, do the Three Kingdoms want to listen to it?" After this myth is finished, Lin Feng is ready to bring out the Romance of the Three Kingdoms to show off.

The Four Great King Kongs shook their heads, what is so fun in the Three Kingdoms, not as fun as these immortals. Qin Huaiyu said disappointedly: "I have also read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, it is boring, there are no secrets such as immortals, Buddhas and demons to talk about?" ”

Lin Feng said with disdain: "Who said that I was going to talk about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, I will talk about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which is absolutely sour." ”

"What is the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, could it be that there are also immortals?"

"There are no immortals, there are a few Taoist priests or something, it is rumored that they are also land immortals, but the main story is the magnificent Three Kingdoms War of the Three Kingdoms of Wei, Shu and Wu, if you want to hear it, I will be ready to talk about the Three Kingdoms tomorrow." Lin Feng is addicted to being a lecturer, maybe after talking about the Three Kingdoms, he will talk about eagle shooting or something, just set the location in the book to an overseas country. (To be continued.) )