Chapter 38 Zhu Da Fat

Li Yongxian glanced at Li Yumei, and said in his heart, why did you say it? Whether Jia Xiaonong finds medicine for himself or fires a shot, he is looking forward to it!

Of course, Li Qimei's words still made everyone else laugh again. The beauties still laughed and the flowers and branches trembled, the front and back of the laughter were closed, and the mountains of laughter were trembling.

Jia Xiaonong's face turned red and dark, and he said sternly: "Everyone, I said that you can't joke in the future, that is, you can't joke, if you think it's fun to talk like this, please also pay attention to the occasion, when I'm not there, whatever you want." ”

The corners of Li Yongxian's mouth twitched, thinking that this yard is full of women, just because you are the only young man here, and you are still very bullish, it is interesting to talk about meat jokes! However, looking at Jia Xiaonong's expression, she still said seriously: "Doctor Xiaonong, in fact, what I said is true, I really want to have another child, Li Yimei said that the matter of a shot is purely a joke, just please give me a pair of herbs, I will naturally ask my husband to come back and give birth to me, don't worry!" ”

"I don't think you need to call your eldest brother back, don't you have feelings for carrots? As a woman, you should also give carrots to conceive! Li Qimei pursed her lips, still immersed in the joke.

"Okay, you Li sister, stinky and shameless, why don't you give one to your dear eggplant? Why don't you give your dear cucumber and conceive one? ”

"Oh, you're ...... You still use the chili noodles with a stick, it's not spicy to you? ”

The more the two sisters Li Yongxian and Li Qimei talked, the more outrageous they became, everyone couldn't help laughing uncontrollably, and even Jia Xiaonong couldn't help but be amused by their unscrupulousness - I have to say that some jokes should not be made again, and once this kind of joke is made, it is better to be thorough, and it will make people think less.

At this time, Guo Feiyan in the house came out with a big pot of hot potatoes: "Don't be joking, you guys, let your man come back after thinking about it, is it fun to joke?" Don't forget that there are still unmarried lads and girls! Eat potatoes, eat potatoes! ”

The fragrance of potatoes immediately made the hungry everyone stop joking, each picked up a large one, peeled it, dipped it in chili noodles, and waited for Guo Feiyan to take out half a pot of wine from home while eating.

At this moment, on the road at the entrance of the village, a chubby man was constantly wiping sweat, and in front of him was an unhurried Yang sledgehammer.

"I said Boss Zhu, it's time for you to lose weight!" Yang Dazhui looked back at Zhu Dapang, who was sweating profusely, and said jokingly.

"Lose weight, lose weight, the more labor and management lose weight, the fatter you get!" Zhu Dapang looked at the village and said, "I finally climbed up, and I have been losing it all the time, but after meeting your authentic local chicken in Peach Blossom Village, I estimate that my weight loss plan will have to be completely changed." ”

"Hehe, Boss Zhu, I'll correct it one last time, not all the local chickens in Peach Blossom Village are so delicious." Yang Dazhui said seriously: "The chickens in the village are all authentic local chickens, but like the local chickens raised by my daughter with special breeding methods, they are unique." ”

"Tsk, you just brag, could it be that your daughter fed chickens with some panacea? Isn't it just a local chicken that grew up eating coarse grains, insects, coal, and sand? Who's different? Zhu Dapang said.

"Believe it or not, pull it down, give you a Jianyì, you can slaughter other local chickens and our local chickens together, and when the time comes, you will know the gap as soon as you eat it!" Yang Dazhui said.

"Okay, okay, the problem is that you don't have a lot of chickens, right? Do you know that my Zhu Ji restaurant has to kill 20 chickens a day at least, how many do you have at home? Enough to kill for a few days? Zhu Dapang said angrily.

Yang Da Hammer patted Zhu Da Pang on the shoulder and said, "Zhu Da Pang, I gave you this road, if I hadn't taken our family's authentic local chicken to Secretary Zhu Rongchun to take to the town, would you have been able to eat such a good delicacy?" To tell you the truth, I, the village official, am in charge of astronomy and geography, and I have to decide whether or not the people's local chickens will be sold to you. ”

"Okay, okay, just your village official is domineering, say okay, I'll give you a kickback, the local chicken of the entire Peach Blossom Village, I'll contact you directly as an agent." Zhu Dapang said helplessly.

Yang Dazhui smiled happily.

Yesterday I had a meeting in the town, and in the evening I had a meal at Zhu Ji Restaurant, during which Secretary Zhu Rongchun said that the best chicken he had ever eaten was the local chicken of the Yang village chief of Taohua Village. It just so happened that Zhu Dapang, the boss of Zhu Ji, happened to come over and said that the taste of the chicken was really good, and the chicken that Secretary Zhu brought back that day let everyone share it. So, Zhu Dapang pestered Yang Da Hammer, saying that in the future, his local chickens would be slaughtered, and he would have to use those from Peach Blossom Village, and he also said that he would ask Yang Da Hammer to help order them.

Yang Dazhui agreed, but he was thinking about it in his heart. All night, Yang Dazhui simply stayed at Zhu Ji Restaurant. After getting up late in the morning and eating a free breakfast, Yang Dazhui took Zhu Dapang back to the village. In his opinion, if the villagers weigh it for ten yuan a pound of wool, and then sell it to Zhu Dapang for twenty yuan a pound, this transaction is really worth doing, who in Taohua Village is not more than fifty or sixty chickens?

Yang Da Hammer's small abacus, in fact, had been laid last night, and finally got the approval of Zhu Boss Zhu Dapang at this moment, he patted his chest and said: "This is about the same, I am the agent of the local chicken in Peach Blossom Village, which is the most suitable, you can rest assured, I will buy the local chicken in the village and sell it to you for twenty yuan a catty, which is worth it, you don't have to go door-to-door to weigh and negotiate the price, directly send someone to me to pick up the goods, and slowly settle the bill when it is over!" ”

"Okay, okay, I'm kidding you, you're the village chief, I'm Zhu Dapang and I'm also a person from the rivers and lakes, if I don't even understand this, can I still buy local chickens from Peach Blossom Village? I'm afraid I can't even buy chicken feathers! Zhu Dapang said seriously.

"You're a time-savvy person at all!" Yang Dazhui smiled, took Zhu Dapang around the village casually, and when he passed by Guo Feiyan's house, bursts of cheerful laughter caught his attention.

"Huh? Why is Guo Feiyan's house so lively? Yang Dazhui took Zhu Dapang over. Pushing open the gate of the courtyard, Yang Dazhui was dumbfounded, the yard was full of beautiful big girls and little daughters-in-law in the village, even his daughters Yang Xiufei and Yang Xiugu. There were many women in the courtyard, all surrounding Jia Xiaonong, who was sitting firmly in the center, and they couldn't wait to rush up, eager to eat Jia Xiaonong.

"Divine doctor, show me, give me a pulse!"

"Divine doctor, look at me first, and after reading me, I'll go weave a flower basket!"

"Don't fight, it's better to line up, no one else anyway, look at me first, divine doctor, don't hesitate, my hand is easy to touch......"