Just as Nie Xiaofan was thinking hard about how to live in Zhao Yan'er's house, Zhao Yan'er over there put a thin stack of A4 paper in front of Nie Xiaofan and said, "You should take a good look at this check-in contract, and if you have no objections, sign your name on the back!" ”

Nie Xiaofan seemed to feel that the plot was developing too fast, and before he could react, he took a closer look at the check-in contract drafted by Zhao Yan'er, and there were as many as 100 articles on it.

"Article 36 It is forbidden to trespass into a designated private area without permission. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, he is responsible for pruning the yard flowers and trees, and on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, he is responsible for cleaning the house. ”

"Article 61: It is forbidden to peep, touch, or secretly hide Zhao Yan'er's underwear, stockings, skirts, and other intimate clothing for any reason. If there is a violation, first write a review of 100,000 words, and then punish according to the severity of the circumstances. ”

"Article 109, Nie Xiaofan will be regularly assessed by Zhao Yan'er's character during the period of labor reform at home, and appropriate rewards can be made according to the grade of the assessment. When the moral assessment reaches grade B, you can get the 'reward for helping Zhao Yan'er wash clothes'. When the moral assessment reaches grade A, you can get the 'reward of dating and shopping with Zhao Yan'er'. ”

"The final interpretation of the above occupancy contract belongs to Zhao Yan'er (that is, Zhao Yan'er has the final say)."

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"This is the cheat! What is the life of living there? This is clearly a life in prison, okay! Besides, how can you draft a contract with hundreds of articles in a short period of time, and still print it? Forget about the rules for cleaning the yard and the house, what the hell is it to get the 'reward for helping Zhao Yan'er wash clothes' and 'Dating and shopping with Zhao Yan'er'? ”

Nie Xiaofan appealed dissatisfied, although he was very eager to live in Zhao Yan'er's house, but he didn't play like this!

Zhao Yan'er shook her head and said, "Nie Xiaofan, it's not right for you to say this, since you want to change your mind and become a person who is beneficial to society, you must obey my orders, and under my strict supervision, I believe that you will soon be able to change your bad habits and change your past mistakes." ”

According to Zhao Yan'er's meaning, as long as Nie Xiaofan corrects it, he will be rewarded, 'helping Zhao Yan'er wash clothes' and 'dating Zhao Yan'er' are things that the male classmates in the class dream of.

Nie Xiaofan wanted to say something, but the old man grabbed Nie Xiaofan's hand, dipped it in red mud and pressed the next paragraph of the contract. He said happily: "I'll just say, although you, a young man, have taken a detour, but fortunately you have met us, and in the future, you will have a good job of carrying out labor reform here, and when your sentence is over, you can re-enter society and become a useful person again." ”

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If so, after Nie Xiaofan signed a series of unequal treaties, he cleaned up his daily necessities in the original apartment and successfully moved to Zhao Yan'er's house. Nie Xiaofan lived in a guest room on the first floor, while Zhao Yan'er and her grandfather lived on the second floor.

Nie Xiaofan had accepted Confucianism before he cultivated the Tao in the past, and knew that it was difficult to have the best of both worlds, and the so-called gains must be lost. He kept reassuring himself, such a hard life of 'labor reform' should be regarded as the price of obtaining five-color flowers and spiritual springs!

Nie Xiaofan also moved the equipment for refining five-color flowers from the apartment to Zhao Yan'er's house. This refining system has become very mature after being tested by Nie Xiaofan countless times. As long as the five-color flowers are cleaned and put into a specific container, the equipment will automatically refine the five-color flowers. Nie Xiaofan was able to drink a relatively pure cup of five-color flower essence after 'labor reform' every day.

"No wonder the old man was able to go to Taixing Lake to dance hip-hop at a young age, probably because he had drunk well water...... Nie Xiaofan thought that the yard could grow lush five-colored flowers, most of which was due to this spiritual spring. And Zhao Yan'er is fair-skinned and looks like her skin is tender and delicate, which is also the effect brought by Lingquan.

As Nie Xiaofan stayed at Zhao Yan'er's house, the more essence he drank. Nie Xiaofan pretended to be a philosopher and said: "When quantitative change develops to a certain extent, the main form of contradiction movement within things changes, and then qualitative change can be triggered. Now that I have more and more five-color flower essence accumulated in my body, it is time to break through. ”

It's just that this second Nie Xiaofan said this philosophical speech handsomely, and the next second he couldn't hold back the surging stomach and wanted to go to the bathroom to have diarrhea, which was the effect of the body's digestion of five-colored flowers. It seems that he has never been able to get rid of the fate of 'handsome for only three seconds'.

Fortunately, Nie Xiaofan used to be a master of cultivation during the foundation building period, and for an old monk driver like him, his rich cultivation experience can allow him to avoid some detours. After staying in Zhao Yan'er's house for a while, he also entered the Qi Condensation Realm as he wished, and he could use some low-level spells.

Nie Xiaofan had a strong curiosity about the vacuum cleaner at home, and after reading the principle of the vacuum cleaner on the Internet, he whimsically injected the spiritual power in his body into the vacuum cleaner. I saw that the old vacuum cleaner started 'rumbling' and automatically sucked up the dust in the house, which was very time-saving and labor-saving.

At first, this old vacuum cleaner was quite obedient and was controlled by Nie Xiaofan. It's just that later, in order to do his best to do a good job of hygiene in the house, Nie Xiaofan instilled more spiritual power into the vacuum cleaner. I only heard the 'rumbling' sound of the vacuum cleaner getting louder, and a lot of screws fell out, frantically devouring the things in the house!

"THE SCENE SEEMS TO BE A LITTLE UNBEARABLE! This vacuum cleaner is like a black hole, and it's about to suck the whole house into it! Nie Xiaofan rode on the vacuum cleaner, but unfortunately this vacuum cleaner was like a wild horse that had escaped from the reins, galloping around the house. Nie Xiaofan casually picked up the old man's belt and strangled this crazy wild horse as a rein, he wanted to control the scene and clean up the mess before Zhao Yan'er and the old man came back!

After a fierce fight, when Nie Xiaofan unplugged the vacuum cleaner, the crazy wild horse stopped. It's just that the house is full of desolation, as if it has experienced a catastrophe.

Nie Xiaofan looked at the messy house, and he seemed to imagine the situation when Zhao Yan'er and the old man came back. I estimated that I would be sentenced to 'life imprisonment' by both grandparents and grandchildren. Nie Xiaofan walked out of the house slowly with heavy steps, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and his mood was as solemn as before the monk's robbery.

"Okay, this is to force Lao Tzu to make a big move." Nie Xiaofan let out a long breath, he silently recited the mantra, and performed a 'restoration technique' towards the house, and the room instantly returned to its original appearance.

"Fortunately, nothing went wrong with this 'restoration technique'. Otherwise, I'll pack up and abscond. Nie Xiaofan was stunned. Unfortunately, the vacuum cleaner seemed to be so damaged that even the 'restoration technique' didn't work for it. Nie Xiaofan had no choice but to bury the 'corpse' of the vacuum cleaner so that the corpse could be destroyed.

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"Nie Xiaofan, have you ever seen a vacuum cleaner?" Zhao Yan'er asked.

"I seem to have seen the prosperity of the family next door take it away. This wealth is really hateful, and if I were to catch it, I would torture it and make it confess the whereabouts of the vacuum cleaner. ”