21. Damn, retarded
The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds, Yan Xiaoran looked coldly at Duan Shuyan who was blocking his way.
"What is the eldest prince going to do?"
Duan Shuyan rode on a tall horse and looked at Yan Xiaoran affectionately: "Xiaoran, I finally found a chance to be alone with you." ”
Hearing his name shouted out of a man's mouth like this, the corners of Yan Xiaoran's mouth twitched slightly: "Great prince, please respect yourself." ”
"Have you forgotten our agreement?" Duan Shuyan's face was injured.
Yan Xiaoran couldn't stand it anymore, could it be that the original owner and this Duan Shuyan really had an untold story? "Who will remember the past so clearly."
After Yan Xiaoran finished speaking, Duan Shuyan also sighed together: "Yes, it was a long time ago, but if you don't remember, I will never forget it." He looked at Yan Xiaoran, suddenly drove over on his horse, and stretched out his hand to wrap his hand around Yan Xiaoran's waist: "I will never forget the scene when I first saw you in the Dayan Palace five years ago." You were so beautiful that day, like a little fairy, I sue you, when we grow up, I will come to your Dayan to propose, who knows......"
Duan Shuyan said viciously: "Who knew that you were snatched away by the useless emperor Nanling!" ”
Yan Xiaoran had a black face: "Let go." ”
"No, don't let go, Xiaoran, let's elope, I'll take you back to Western Xia." Saying that, he actually came over and wanted to kiss Yan Xiaoran forcibly.
Yan Xiaoran couldn't bear it anymore, turned her hand and pinched his chin, and then turned over suddenly, and the two of them were about to fall off the horse together. Duan Shuyan hurriedly protected Yan Xiaoran, for fear that he would fall and fall to the ground heavily. Yan Xiaoran quickly got up from him, patted the dust on his body, and then punched and kicked Duan Shuyan who was lying on the ground.
"Damn, let you do something to Lao Tzu, let you be rude to Lao Tzu." Yan Xiaoran also knows how to be measured, she doesn't hit someone in the face, she hits the fleshy places on his body, which not only hurts, but also doesn't hurt easily.
"Stop fighting...... Don't fight ......" Duan Shuyan wanted to resist, but no matter from which angle, it was Yan Xiaoran's fists and kicks that were ushered in, and finally Yan Xiaoran kicked his crotch fiercely.
Duan Shuyan: "Ah......"
Yan Xiaoran looked coldly at Duan Shuyan, who was curled up on the ground and couldn't speak in pain, and sneered: "Damn, mentally retarded." After saying that, he turned around and got on his horse, and walked away without looking back.
Leaving Duan Shuyan who was lying on the ground with painful balls.
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"Whose people will find us first, you say?" I squatted in the pit and was bored, and while scribbling on the ground with a tree branch, I asked, "Is it Uncle or Gu Chen?" ”
"It makes no difference, whoever can get us out."
I pursed my lips: "That's not necessarily, if it's Gu Chen's people, maybe I won't be able to get out." It's best to get rid of me at this time. If it were your uncle's person, you might not be able to get out, and getting rid of you would be equivalent to getting rid of one of Gu Chen's right-hand men. ”
"Your Majesty, you think too much...... the corners of Bai Qingyan's mouth twitched: "Actually, Your Highness, it's not what you think." ”
"Really?" I asked myself if I knew Gu Chen better, he was indeed not the one who stabbed a knife in the back. Moreover, the current situation does not allow me to have an accident. "I'm just kidding, Bai Shilang, why should you take it seriously."
"Your Majesty, you ......" Bai Qingyan looked at me helplessly: "Alas......"
"Sigh what?" I was strange, and when I looked up, I met his distressed and pitying gaze: "You...... What kind of eyes are you? ”
He suddenly reached out and grabbed my head and took me in his arms. His body is a very fresh smell, without the smell of fat powder, which makes people feel very secure inexplicably. However, it is strange that I leaned into his arms like this, and it turned out to be very calm.
If it had been in the past, I would have blushed and my heart racing, after all, I am such a shy person.
"You've worked hard all these years." His voice sounded above my head, and I felt his throat flutter.
"I think it's okay." I muffled.
"Actually, I ......" Bai Qingyan was about to say, but was interrupted by a cold voice.
"It seems that I came at the wrong time, disturbing His Majesty and Bai Shilang."
I pushed Bai Qingyan away suddenly, looked up, and saw Yan Xiaoran above the cave: "Why are you?" "I guessed that my uncle and Gu Chen would send someone to find us, but I didn't expect that Yan Xiaoran would be the first to find it.
"The Queen."
"Disappointed? I've bothered you. Yan Xiaoran's voice was inexplicably angry.
I hurriedly waved my hand: "No, no, absolutely not, it's just right, hurry up and find a way to pull us up." ”
"No way, when I came, I didn't expect that My Majesty would fall into the pit." Yan Xiaoran spread her hands: "I didn't bring anything." ”
Me: "......" didn't bring anything, what's the use of asking you. I continued to crouch on the ground and draw circles with branches.
"Gu Shu." Yan Xiaoran shouted above.
"What?" I asked angrily.
"Catch me."
What the? I looked up and saw Yan Xiaoran jumping down from the hole.
Me: "......" I hurriedly threw the branch in my hand and reached out to pick him up.
Yan Xiaoran lightly touched the dirt on the side on her toes, and then landed right in front of me, intact. He reached out and wrapped his arms around me, clasping me tightly in his arms: "It's stupid, you really reached out to take it." ”
Me: "......" He's sick! Why jump off?
"What are you jumping off for?"
"The concubine was afraid that His Majesty would be bored in the pit and do something bad to Bai Shilang, so she took the initiative to dedicate herself to jumping down and let the king pick up." Yan Xiaoran rested her chin on my shoulder, and there was a slight gasp between her noses, all sprayed on my ears, and I only felt the hot heat in my ears.
I silently pushed him away, touched my ears, and continued to crouch back in place, burying my face between my knees, but I didn't know where to fly. I don't think it's right, when Bai Qingyan hugged me, I didn't feel it at all, but Yan Xiaoran's hug just now made me red-faced.
This is very wrong! At this time, I didn't dare to think deeply.
"His Majesty and the Queen...... It's a good feeling. Bai Qingyan looked at the two of us with a complicated expression, and there was still some hesitation in his eyes.
Yan Xiaoran took two steps and simply sat down beside me. He leaned his head on my shoulder and naturally wrapped his arms around me: "My majesty and I are husband and wife, and our relationship is naturally very good." ”
I looked up at him, and there was a strange light in his eyes, as if he was provoking Bai Qingyan. For a moment, I had a feeling that he was jealous from the time he appeared until now.
For a while, the atmosphere in the pit was a little weird, and none of us spoke.
Until the guards found us and pulled us out with ropes. A lot of people came, including those with uncles and Gu Chen, and Shen Baojia also came.
Bao Jia greeted him: "Cousin, are you okay?" Cousin-in-law, why did you fall into the pit too? ”
I pursed my lips: "It's not to find you a little fox." ”
Bao Jia felt guilty: "It's all my fault." ”
I rubbed her head: "I'm kidding you, it's serious, I'm fine, let's go." "As an emperor, of course, you have to go first, so that the guards behind can follow.
I walked to the front first, and suddenly there was an exclamation from Bao Jia behind me: "Oh my God, cousin, you're hurt!" ”
Me: "? "I touched my body, and there was no pain, no wounds.
"Cousin, you've got blood all over your ass!" All eyes were on my ass.
On the ass? I touched my ass with my backhand, and I really felt a wet feeling.
Yan Xiaoran strode behind me, blocked everyone's gaze and explained, "It is estimated that His Majesty fell into the pit and suffered internal injuries. As he spoke, he picked me up by the waist and quickly turned over on my horse.
Me: "......"
Everyone: "......" Before the rumors in the palace, His Majesty Xià is really useless, it seems to be true......
"This palace will take His Majesty Xià to heal first." After Yan Xiaoran left a sentence, he rode away without a trace.
I was sucked in his arms, and the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, he actually picked me up in front of so many people, and my face was really gone!
"Yan Xiaoran, I think we need to talk." I tugged at his sleeve and said very strictly: "Today you made two very strict mistakes, the first ......"
Yan Xiaoran glanced at me and interrupted, "You made a fatal mistake. ”
I think my biggest mistake was meeting him! "What am I wrong?"
"Your eldest aunt is here, in front of all the guards."
"Auntie?" I wondered, "I don't have a sister after my mother." ”
Yan Xiaoran: "...... It's menstruation, and in your words here, it's Kwai water. ”
I suddenly realized: "What is Aoi water?" ”
Yan Xiaoran: "......" doesn't understand, why do you still have an expression of sudden realization?
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This is my first time in Kwai Shui, and under the guidance of Yan Xiaoran, I changed into a menstrual belt, and I suddenly had a very magical feeling.
I lifted my pants, although I was a little unaccustomed to it, but I felt okay: "Yan Xiaoran, as a man, you know better than me, you can be promoted to a friend of women." ”
The corners of Yan Xiaoran's mouth twitched slightly: "Gu Shu, when will you be able to grow snacks?" ”
I shrugged, "Isn't it because you're here, I don't have to worry about it." ”
He looked at me and suddenly asked in a calm voice, "What if I wasn't there?" ”
I was stunned for a moment and asked, "Will you be absent?" "Will he leave me? I had never thought about this question, but now that I think about it, I suddenly get a little flustered. Yan Xiaoran is ambitious, he can't be my queen by my side for the rest of his life, he will return to Dayan sooner or later. At that time, even if we were still friends, it was impossible for us to talk about everything like we do now.
For no reason, I was lost. You really can't rely on another person in the slightest, because you don't know when that person is going to leave.
"I won't leave you, Gu Shu." When hell freezes over.