168, the little brother was frightened and confused
The wedding scene in the Han Dynasty was extremely serious, and all jokes and jokes were forbidden until the end of the wedding. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Modern weddings are all about slapstick, laughing, and all kinds of laughter.
At this time, Lin Feng and Sun Shangxiang, under the leadership of the servants, sat down face to face in their positions, which was called a duet. From here, the wedding is going to be at the core.
There were three kinds of food on the table, but the portions were not very large, otherwise how would the two of them finish eating. First, Sun Shangxiang picked up the food and fed it to Lin Feng, and each of the three meals ate more than half, and it was Lin Feng's turn to feed Sun Shangxiang.
This is called the same prison ceremony, which is taken from the fact that all the prisoners in the cell can only eat the same pot of food, and after this ceremony, the bride and groom are a family.
You have to have wine after eating, we call it a glass of wine in modern times, and at this time it is called a joint (jin three sounds) ceremony, which is more complicated than the current glass of wine.
The Heyu ceremony began in the Zhou Dynasty, and it was a bitter gourd, and the taste was naturally bitter and inedible. The union is to break one in half, each with wine in between, and the bride and groom each drink one. The gourd is divided into two, symbolizing that the husband and wife are originally two bodies, and the handle is connected by a line, which symbolizes that the two people are connected by the wedding, so they are divided into two first, and then the two are combined into one.
Because the gourd is bitter, the wine is contained in it, and the taste naturally becomes bitter. Therefore, the husband and wife drink together, which not only symbolizes that the husband and wife become one from the wedding and will always tie the same hat, but also means that the bride and groom share weal and woe.
Then there is the hair ceremony, where the wedding "deacon" cuts a strand of each couple's hair, ties it together with a string, and puts it into the cut gourd, which means that it is difficult for the husband and wife to be broken up for a lifetime.
This is very embarrassing, Sun Shangxiang said that it is easy to say, the hair is long. When it came to Lin Feng, the deacon was dumbfounded, and as soon as Nima took off his crown hat, the few hairs were short, this ......
Lin Feng scratched the short broken hair on his head, and said embarrassedly, "Just cut it like this." ”
The deacon burst into tears, took the scissors and clicked and cut it several times, only then did he cut a little, and reluctantly tied it with Sun Shangxiang's cut hair and put it in the bitter gourd.
The main three ceremonies are completed, this wedding is over, don't think that there is anything else to worship heaven and earth, there is no such thing in the Zhou ceremony, the worship hall was only started in the Tang Dynasty, and the Song Dynasty had to worship the family temple first.
Sun Quan sat on the top and laughed, this can be regarded as tying Lin Feng up, don't think that we are stupid, we have nothing to do to betray our sister, Lin Feng took out the things and pointed to the whole world and asked, who took it out?
As for the quality of the weapons and armor, it is better than any hundred steels, you must know that in order to make this batch of carbines, alloys are used on the blades of the guns, and then they are polished by the machine to open the edge, and stab whoever is pregnant.
Those armors are not made of ordinary steel, they are all steel for tanks, Lin Feng specially asked the No. 1 chief to approve and bought a batch of steel to cast the armor.
The No. 1 leader was still flustered at the time, what do you kid want to play, you use the steel used in this tank to make armor, are you full of food to support it, you can wear it too thin to block bullets, and you can't wear it if it's thick enough.
But Lin Feng doesn't want to block bullets, just block the swords, guns, swords, and halberds, and put it in the late Han Dynasty, which is the turtle shell, and you must know that the armor of the late Han Dynasty is the iron armor, which is divided into armor and fish scale armor. As for these iron armors, there is no problem in piercing them with modern cast spears.
"Brother-in-law, we will be a family from now on!" Sun Quan is reminding Lin Feng, let's marry my sister to you, you can get some more good things.
"Brother-in-law, don't worry, you can't starve you with a bite to eat." Lin Feng was incoherent.
Sun Quan was speechless in his heart, even if you starve to death, I can't be hungry, is the Lord of Jiangdong given for nothing! I can't communicate with you, but I can still have a feast.
"Ladies and gentlemen, my sister is getting married today, fortunately you have come to witness, the wedding banquet has been prepared, please move."
This banquet is in several other halls, and one hall can't fit so many people, not to mention that this is a wedding scene, and there is no time to arrange the banquet.
Eat and drink, Lin Feng dry down a piece, we are five scum in the fight, but when it comes to drinking, none of us are scared, the Pacific Ocean is so wide, pour as much as you want, and have the ability to raise the surface of the Pacific Ocean by one centimeter.
This eating and drinking lasted until the evening, and it was time for the last show, the cave room! Lin Feng rubbed his hands, happy in his heart, after thinking about the meat for so long, he could finally open the meat, and the little brother couldn't bear it.
The new house is Sun Shangxiang's room, who let Lin Feng not complete the house, he is like a son-in-law. Sun Shangxiang sat on the couch, looking shy, full of peach blossoms.
Lin Fengkou approached Sun Shangxiang dryly: "Xiangxiang, it's getting late, let's go to bed early." ”
Sun Shangxiang didn't speak, didn't shake his head or nodded, Lin Feng only took Sun Shangxiang as a shy acquiescence, and hurriedly took off his groom's clothes, crown hat, and cloud shoes, and with one hand, he was about to pounce on the little lamb in his heart.
With a "cang" sound, Sun Shangxiang pulled out a sword from under the quilt, and the tip of the sword stabbed straight at Lin Feng's crotch little brother.
"Ahh Damn! Lin Feng instantly felt numb under his crotch, the little brother was already unconscious, and he didn't dare to look down when he was in despair, and two tears fell directly.
The happy life of buddies is gone, it's gone! His mind was blank, his right hand trembled and raised, and his index finger pointed at Sun Shangxiang: "You...... You...... Why is it so vicious? ”
Sun Shangxiang snorted twice and said: "If it weren't for my brother forcing me to marry you, how could I marry someone like you, who has no two flesh and two flesh, and no one has half the ambition, how can I be my husband like this!" ”
"No matter how bad I am, I have already married you, that is, your husband, how can you cut off my little brother and harm others and yourself!" Lin Feng didn't even know what it was like to have an egg pain now.
"Who said I cut you something, you can see for yourself." Sun Shangxiang listened to Lin Feng's words, this Nima is wronged, I didn't cut anything about you.
Lin Feng's head seemed to be rusty, and he slowly looked down, the tip of the sword was on the pants outside the little brother, and the little brother had changed from holding his head high to hanging his head.
patted his chest, the little brother is still there, and the happy life is still settled, that is, the little brother is fertilized, and he has to be comforted and appeased. However, Lin Feng glanced at the big sword on top of the little brother and stepped back.
"Don't play with swords anymore, my little brother can't stand the toss!" Lin Feng couldn't feel the existence of the little brother at this time, and it was estimated that the little brother was frightened and confused. I first added a turtle shell to the little brother, and he could take a sword anywhere, but the little brother couldn't, that was the happiness of this life.
"Hmph, who made you want to do wrong!" Sun Shangxiang said very seriously.
"What the hell, we're all married, how can you call it bad behavior, don't talk nonsense, so many people are watching us get married!" Lin Feng is gone, I have become a flower thief when you say this, let's be considered husband and wife now, okay! (To be continued.) )