Heaven.

In the heavenly court, if there is any immortal who is the most popular, it must be Chang'e.

has a secret love in his heart, but he doesn't dare to say it, and the sullen fairy who masturbates to Chang'e's portrait every night doesn't say it for the time being.

There are several immortals who have clearly expressed their love for Chang'e.

Erlang God, Marshal Tianpeng, Wu Gang, and the Four Heavenly Kings will fight for Chang'e almost every day to win Chang'e's heart.

The Jade Emperor has also repeatedly expressed that he wants to include Chang'e in the harem, but was stopped by the Queen Mother.

Chang'e can be said to be a collection of thousands of favors, and she has developed a tall and arrogant character.

Hearing that Heavenly Court had discovered an ancient teleportation array that could communicate with the human world, Chang'e scoffed at this, what good things in the human world were worthy of their attention?

It's not that Chang'e looks down on the world, but she just thinks that the world is basically some mortals who have no magic power, and they can't do anything good at all.

In the past, almost every morning, Wu Gang would come to the Moon Palace to cut wood to attract Chang'e's attention, and Erlang God would bring the Howling Sky Dog to the Moon Palace every night to walk the dog to increase Chang'e's favorability.

But in the past few days, Erlang God and Wu Gang have come to the Moon Palace less and less, which makes Chang'e suffer a little from gains and losses, is it possible that her attractiveness has become worse?

After Chang'e inquired, she found out that they had all gone to watch TV.

As for what TV is, Chang'e doesn't know, but thinks it's something in the human world.

Could it be that TV is more attractive than itself? Chang'e became curious about television.

Whew, whew, whew.

Suddenly, a few immortals passed by in front of the Moon Palace, and when Chang'e heard the reputation, it turned out to be the Seven Fairies, looking at their hurried appearance, it was obvious that there was something urgent.

Whew, whew, whew

A few more immortals roared past in front of the Moon Palace, also in a hurry, Chang'e was a little strange, could it be that something big happened in Heavenly Court?

Whew, whew, whew

When the third group of immortals passed by the gate of the Moon Palace, Chang'e couldn't sit still and hurriedly chased after her.

"Dare to ask the electric mother, looking at your hurried appearance, what are you going to do?"

The third batch of immortals is the electric mother, Chang'e chased after her, saluted the electric mother, and asked.

When Dianmu saw that she was stopped, her face was immediately full of anger, but when she saw that it was Chang'e who stopped her, the anger on her face was replaced by a smile.

"It's Fairy Chang'e, come with me, Zhen Huan's biography is about to start, and you won't be able to watch it if it's late."

"Zhen Huan?" Chang'e was a little puzzled: "Which immortal is Zhen Huan?" ”

"Zhen Huan is not an immortal." Dianmu smiled: "Zhen Huan is a character in the TV series filmed next. ”

It's TV again, and Chang'e is even more curious about this thing called TV.

Follow the electric mother to an ancient teleportation array, at this time the teleportation array is already full of immortals, they are in a circle, there is a boxy box in the center of the circle, Chang'e guessed that it is a TV.

It's just that this group of immortals doesn't seem to be in harmony now, they are divided into two parties, one side is the male immortals headed by the Jade Emperor, and the other side is the female immortals headed by the Queen Mother, and they are arguing fiercely about something at this time.

Jade Emperor: "I want to watch "The Legend of the Jade Emperor", none of you can rob me." ”

Queen Mother: "What to watch "The Legend of the Jade Emperor", just watch "The Legend of Zhen Huan"! ”

Jade Emperor: "I am the Jade Emperor, you must listen to me." ”

Queen Mother: "In front of the TV, regardless of position!" ”

They stared at each other with big eyes, their faces turned red, and they couldn't tell the difference, and at this time, the electric mother also joined the battle circle, and she just said a word, and all the immortals shut up.

"If you don't watch "The Legend of Zhen Huan", I won't generate electricity."

Depend on!

All the male immortals burst into foul language in unison.

There are a lot of immortals in the heavenly court who will have electric spells, but TV has relatively high requirements for electricity, according to Lin Xiaotian, what alternating current is needed, which requires a deep understanding of electric spells, and the electric mother is the one with the deepest understanding of electric spells.

Controlling the electricity is controlling the switch of the TV, although these male immortals are dissatisfied, they can't say anything, fortunately, the electric mother assures them that after watching "The Legend of Zhen Huan", whatever they watch.

Chang'e found a place and sat down, she wanted to see what was good about the TV, whether it was more attractive than her.

After an opening song, the biography of Zhen Huan officially began.

"Little Master ......"

"The Emperor's ......"

didn't watch it for long, Chang'e was completely immersed in the plot of "The Legend of Zhen Huan".

Zhen Huan's weakness, Zhen Huan's strength, Zhen Huan's resourcefulness, and Zhen Huan's unyielding deeply moved him.

When the camera switches to Concubine Hua, Chang'e will grit her teeth for a while.

Concubine Hua, why don't you die!

It turns out that this is a TV, and it's really good-looking.

But looking at it, suddenly a picture jumped out.

After the advertisement, it is more exciting......

Chang'e frowned, anyone who watched TV and saw the highlights would not be happy to be interrupted by an advertisement.

The other immortals were the same, very unhappy, and even some of the immortals began to roar, among which the Queen Mother had the loudest voice.

"Advertisement, advertisement, just know advertising, I will make a decree when I turn back, advertisements are not allowed in TV dramas!"

The male immortals gloated with a face of schadenfreude, because they didn't like to watch Zhen Huan's biography at all.

"It's so beautiful underwear, it becomes beautiful when you wear it~"

As soon as the picture turned, another advertisement appeared, which made the immortals present immediately quiet down.

The male immortals, in particular, put away their gloating expressions, staring at the TV with their eyes dead, eager to stick their heads into the TV.

The goddess fairy face present immediately turned red, bah, the next session is getting more and more smoky, how can you play such an advertisement.

I saw that the TV was playing an advertisement for a pair of women's underwear.

When Chang'e saw this advertisement, her eyes immediately widened, she had been a fairy for thousands of years, she had never seen this style of underwear, she immediately fell in love with this underwear, and even her breathing was a little short.

Next, Chang'e couldn't watch the TV series anymore, and that underwear kept appearing in her head.

In the evening, all the immortals finally got enough of the addiction to TV and dispersed one after another.

Chang'e saw that there was no one around, and immediately got in touch with Lin Xiaotian.

The human world.

Lin Xiaotian: "You mean you're Chang'e and want me to buy you an underwear?" ”

"Yes, please do me a favor."

Chang'e's voice came.

"That...... It's not impossible to do you a favor, it's just ...... Just ......"

Lin Xiaotian's speech was a little hesitant.

"Just what?" Chang'e asked nervously.

Lin Xiaotian raised his eyebrows: "It's just that I have to know your size and size!" ”

"Size, size?" Chang'e was a little puzzled, and then she realized something, and immediately blushed: "I hate it!" ”

Ahem!

Lin Xiaotian coughed dryly: "If you don't tell me, I can't buy it." ”

"According to the division of your world, it should be...... Should be...... 36D。 ”

Chang'e's sound was as thin as a mosquito.

A 36D picture immediately appeared in Lin Xiaotian's mind, and two nosebleeds flowed out of his nose.

"Nasty! Don't be cranky! ”

Chang'e's embarrassed voice came again.

Lin Xiaotian quickly stopped thinking nonsense, ran outside to buy a pair of underwear for Chang'e and came back, but it was not too late, and the shop outside had not yet closed.

After Lin Xiaotian passed the underwear to Chang'e.

"Brother Lin Shuai, what benefits do you want? Sister try to satisfy you as much as possible! ”

Chang'e took the underwear, obviously very happy, and actually teased Lin Xiaotian.

"Uh...... What's in it for you. ”

Lin Xiaotian asked.

"I don't seem to be able to use all the things I have, so why don't I teach you a law decision?"

"What's the trick?"

"The fairy sound recipe is created by myself, and mortals can also use it, and when you use it, you only need to recite it silently in your heart, and the effect is to make you sing very well." Chang'e said.

"Yes" Lin Xiaotian immediately nodded in agreement, he was now worried about what to do with the singing contest the day after tomorrow, but he didn't expect someone to send a pillow when he fell asleep.

After Chang'e passed on a trick with a strange tone to Lin Xiaotian, she couldn't wait to leave, obviously going back to try on her underwear.

Lin Xiaotian silently recited the trick taught to him by Chang'e in his heart several times, and after confirming that he had memorized it, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

He wasn't worried that Xianyin was useless, because Chang'e didn't need to lie to him.