Chapter 923: A Joke (Three Watches)
The ancestor of the Qiankun Sect didn't know Shen Yuexue's thoughts, and he didn't know that the last time he picked sweet fruits, when the red core said that Shen Yuexue had eaten them, the ancestor of the Xuanxing Sect had gloated and made Shen Yuexue resentful. And, in order to vent their breath, and in order to test them, they sucked their spiritual power through the flowers.
And Shen Yuexue saw in the shock that flashed on the face of the ancestor of the Xuanxing Sect that this person was definitely not as innocent as he seemed on the surface, so she paid more attention to his every move.
"Oh, that's fine, at least not like us." The ancestor of the Xuanxing Sect said.
When the ancestor of the Qiankun Sect heard this, he only felt that the ancestor of the Xuanxing Sect was worried about Shen Yuexue and them, and Shen Yuexue heard his meaning of sowing discord. However, looking at the appearance of the ancestor of the Qiankun Gate, it seems that this sowing discord has no effect.
"Yes, I could only protect myself at that time, I had the heart to save you, but I couldn't do it, I really felt uncomfortable in my heart, let something like that happen to you, my heart is very unbearable." Shen Yuexue said, and turned her head to wipe her tears, of course, there are no tears, but lying on Jun Mo's shoulder, it is very realistic.
Jun Mo naturally knew what the little woman in his arms was thinking, but this would be able to hold it openly, Jun Mo naturally would not refuse, and slowly touched Shen Yuexue's back, as if comforting people. Only Shen Yuexue knows that comforting people is patting, this person's hand is slippery from top to bottom, where is the meaning of comforting people.
However, knowing that he had been wronged for two nights, and he took this opportunity not to even touch his back, then, if he didn't get it, Jun Mo would have to make the two ancestors faint, tie them up, tie them to the tree, and then swagger into his tent. Thinking about that picture, Shen Yuexue honestly stayed in Jun Mo's arms, and she found it all by herself.
Seeing Shen Yuexue leaning on Jun Mo's arms, with a look of embarrassment and grievance, the face of the ancestor of Qiankun Gate became more and more ugly, what happened, a good thing or a bad thing? Let's say, he is the ancestor of a sect, at such an age, he has never seen anything, what are he afraid of! It's just that when I was young, I didn't know an answer, and I felt uncomfortable.
"Shen Daoyou, you say it, knowing is better than suspicion, it's more uncomfortable to hang like this."
After listening to the words of the ancestor of Qiankun Gate, Shen Yuexue nodded, and then said: "I don't know, have you heard of it, there is a kind of demon beast that likes to pick yin and supplement yang?" ”
When the ancestor of Qiankun Sect heard this, his face changed, no, it wouldn't be what he thought, right? He regretted it at this moment, and then, he didn't want to hear it, but Shen Yuexue's voice still came.
"Actually, it's not just about picking yin to supplement yang, but also picking yang to supplement yin, or, picking yang to supplement yang!" Shen Yuexue continued, regardless of the other party's pale face.
Picking the sun to supplement the yang? Hearing these four words, the ancestor of Qiankun Sect couldn't wait to faint, but his tense nerves made him unable to faint, so he could only listen to Shen Yuexue continue to nag. I didn't notice that the face of the ancestor of the Xuanxing Sect beside him had been distorted to a certain extent.
"However, you are lucky, you didn't encounter such a demon beast." Shen Yuexue said with a smile.
Hearing this, the ancestor of Qiankun Sect almost didn't mention it in one breath, and almost passed, roaring in his heart, is it fun? Is it really fun? However, he did not have the strength to shout out. And the ancestor of the Xuanxing Sect on the side was the same, his face was not hard to believe. Then, they heard Shen Yuexue start again.
"Actually, if you think about it, since what you have encountered is not such a miserable thing, what are you afraid of, aren't you?"
Hearing this, the two ancestors nodded numbly, thinking about it, it was really true, thinking about it like this, my heart was much more relaxed. It's just scared out of sweat in vain.
"Now that the foreshadowing is over, I'll tell you a joke. Say, a bear was stinking in the woods, and then a rabbit came running, and the rabbit was white and fat, and his white hair was very smooth, so the bear asked the rabbit, 'Is it shed?' The rabbit thought for a moment and said, 'No shedding!' Then the bear looked at the rabbit suspiciously and asked, 'Is it shed?' The rabbit looked at the bear, puffed up his chest and said, 'No shedding!' Finally, the bear took a deep look at the rabbit and asked seriously, "Is it really not shedding?" The rabbit roared angrily, "I told you that I don't shed my hair, I don't lose my hair, and I have to say it a few more times!" As soon as the words fell, I saw the bear grab the rabbit, wipe his buttocks, and say, 'I'm afraid you'll lose your hair and forget to bring paper.' ’”
After Shen Yuexue finished speaking, she glanced at the two ancestors, and saw that both of them were stupid, and they didn't laugh. Actually, it's a joke, but when I see the expressions of these two, I'm afraid I won't laugh.
"Shen Daoyou, the foreshadowing is almost over, you better tell us directly." The face of the ancestor of the Qiankun Gate was twitched.
"Did I tell you? Don't get it? You're that silly white rabbit. And that monster beast is a bear that without paper. Shen Yuexue glanced at the two of them with aggrieved eyes.
Then, I saw that the ancestor of Qiankun Sect's face turned black and white, white and black, his eyes rolled and he was dizzy! And the ancestor of the Xuanxing Sect looked at Shen Yuexue in shock, which made Shen Yuexue very embarrassed.
"I've said it, this is much stronger than picking yang and replenishing yang, and it's not such a disgusting thing to eat it and then spit it out, I think this result is already good! And, then again, why don't you faint? Shen Yuexue looked at the ancestor of the Xuanxing Sect with suspicion, and saw that the words had just fallen, and the person was dizzy, and the ancestor of the Qiankun Sect was lying on the ground side by side.
Shen Yuexue looked at it, and smiled coldly at the corner of her mouth, she was quite capable of pretending, but the ancestor of the Qiankun Sect still had to suffer this crime with you. But what was this man thinking? Why do you want to pretend that you have lost your memory, at that time, when the ancestor of Qiankun Gate hit a tree, he didn't hit any of them. The speed of climbing that big flower is also fast. Also, I can clearly see that I am lying, but I can't refute it, and I feel very aggrieved when I think about it.
Shen Yuexue suspected that this Xuanxing Sect Ancestor was not friendly to him, firstly, because of the incident when he subdued Xiaoyin last time, it could be seen that he was very interested in the divine beast, and when he thought about it, he hated himself at that time. It's just that there is the Qiankun Sect and the ancestors of the Bihai Sect who are pressing, so there is no way to wait until now.
And pretending to lose his senses, thinking that he didn't want to save himself, and wanted to see if she had been hit, but he didn't expect that he was fine, so he had to pretend to go all the way.
Divine beasts, they are all caused by greed, Shen Yuexue don't say that she doesn't believe the two people who came in, even the ancestor of the Bihai Sect in the Shen family doesn't believe it, do you really think that she will leave an outsider in the Shen family like this?
Small theater
Shen Yuexue: Are the jokes good?
Author: Funny.
Shen Yuexue: Poor rabbit.
Author: I'm wondering if it's a hedgehog......
Shen Yuexue: ...... (To be continued.) )