A good food can make people feel a lot better, I haven't eaten well since the day before yesterday, and everyone has lost at least two pounds.

"You shouldn't blame him." At the right time, Number Five brought up someone I didn't want to mention: "I'm sorry, I've heard, your Number Four is not bad, but he is not a living being in the human sense, he doesn't need to eat, he doesn't drink, he doesn't have feelings, and he doesn't feel anything. ”

"Don't mention him, okay?" I got angry, added several mouthfuls of food angrily, turned my grief and anger into an appetite-like mouth, and after swallowing it, I said hatefully: "I just don't know, since there is no emotion, why break up?" What is good for me, and what is not emotional is a reason. ”

Five thought for a moment: "Actually, he is not all for you, but also for himself. ”

"For himself?" I couldn't figure it out even more: "Doesn't he want to be with me because it's too burdensome, like men on earth?" ”

The corners of No. Five's mouth raised slightly: "No, your burdens are nothing to him." As a programmed being, he cannot have feelings, but there are exceptions. Once he has the feelings of a cellular combination of lifeforms, there will be a big problem. ”

"What's the problem?" I wondered, could it be that people also have feelings?

"The machine has the emotion of life, which the universe has always studied. In the past, if the machine qì has the so-called feelings, almost all of them have problems with the program, which is an illusion, and only needs the program to delete the relevant information, and for stubborn viruses, take formatting and reinstalling. There was a ...... that still had zài feelings after being forcibly formatted, and the fifth stopped.

"How?" I anxiously asked, "Are you living with your lover?" ”

"Yes, it was at first, but it didn't take long for him to be kidnapped, and by the time he found it, he had already been disassembled and disassembled...... "Five sighed slightly: "Jiqì people shouldn't have emotions, as long as they can go anywhere and accomplish anything if they know that the material can resist it." What are the consequences of such a powerful species having its own likes and dislikes, and even a sense of power? ”

Then it is the catastrophe of the universe, as long as the machine is created, the manufacturing time is much faster than the growth of living organisms, and the materials that can be left for reuse can be left after destruction. And people, to die is to die, and life is like this, there is no reproducibility.

"That person who has feelings is so pitiful." I sincerely regret it.

"Therefore, Planet 4 has set up self-protection for everyone, and once it reaches a critical point, it will issue an immediate interruption command. Number Four doesn't want to leave you, but because the program has to get him out of you. "Five's words made all my anger and pain melt away.

Does that mean, Number Four is about to have feelings for me? Could it be teasing me and making me feel better? Looking at the appearance of the five, it should not be a joke.

I closed my eyes and let out a long sigh: "He should sue me, I will leave him." "If it is a tragedy to be together in the end, then for the sake of number four, I am willing to leave.

Five's voice was calm: "It's because he understands that you will do this, so that he will not want to leave you even more, so I would rather him come and break your heart." If you're not that good and don't touch his emotions, he'll be with you. ”

I smiled bitterly: "What good am I, poor, stupid, and not competitive in this society, even my previous husband left me." ”

"No, you're very nice." Five said in a positive tone: "It's just that humans are now ignoring this merit more and more. ”

Now I really laughed: "So I'm suitable for looking for aliens." Well, thank you for comforting me, I already know, and I don't hold a grudge against Number Four anymore, and I have the opportunity to help sue him. ”

"Okay." Number Five readily agreed: "So, do you plan to continue to remember the lost relationship now, or are you willing to continue dating me?" ”

I was stunned, but I was also used to the efficiency of aliens: "This, I haven't thought about it yet." ”

"Oh~" No. 5 picked up the chopsticks and picked up the dishes: "Then continue our parting meal, I hope that after the meal, it can become one of our future anniversaries." ”

Number Five was funny, I pursed my lips and smiled, and continued to eat.

After eating, the remaining No. 5 asked the waiter to bring the box and pack it.

I watched him patiently stuff the food into the bag, like No. 4, and my heart couldn't help but feel sour.

"That's it!" No. 5 put all the remaining good ones into a box and placed them smoothly in a plastic bag. looked at me and said very honestly: "Don't guess, yes, I know Four, and he sued me." I don't think there's anything bad about it, and if you can't finish it, you shouldn't waste it. ”

"You don't have to eat on the fourth, but if you eat, you can order the dishes just right." My tone also became a little stiff: "Do you also want to learn to be a machine?" ”

"Well, that makes sense." No. 5 nodded: "Then I'll order just right in the future, this time I don't know how big your appetite is, so I deliberately order too much." ”

I was speechless for a while, and only after half a sound did I take the plastic bag from No. 5's hand: "No next time, it's not about breaking up." ”

"It seems that I don't have a machine with charisma, and he won." Number Five walked out after a joke: "I'll send you back." ”

I carried my lunch box in the back: "No, I'll take the subway." ”

Number 5 stopped when he walked to the door, turned to me and said, "Since I'm out to eat with you, I should send you home." If something happens to you on the road, and the Four doesn't put me on the blacklist, it's hard to get rid of it, and I don't want to face him for centuries. Just help me. ”

Once again, I was amused, and this way of speaking is only like that for aliens. So I got into the car number five.

The No. 5 car, like the No. 4, is a black Passat, but the black license plate hanging on the front, obviously the license plate number is very powerful, single digits. Looking at the series of "0s" in front of me, I raised my eyebrows.

On the way, I asked tentatively, "Who are you?" It is said that for you, the matchmakers of the cosmic blind date network are very positive. ”

"It's positive enough." No. 5 drove meticulously, and his shining eyes kept looking at the road conditions: "I can't bear to be active, because of work, I saved the director of immigration once, of course, he was not the director at that time." It was me who was not good, saying that he wanted to find a companion, and he went to say hello to the website. As a result, you saw it, and you were a little wrong, those matchmakers are not positive, but crazy. ”

I laughed, I was telling the truth, I was really going crazy, Sister Ma kept calling, and I had to go on a blind date.

The fifth sent me to the door, I sat in the car and looked at the door close at hand: "It seems that the fourth has a lot to say to you." ”

"Needless to say, the immigration department will also investigate. In fact, when Number Four didn't see you, he already had all the information. It is not difficult to obtain a profile of the earthlings. Five looked sideways at me, "If you don't want to sleep, we can go to the teahouse and have a drink or something, and have a casual chat." ”

I might not be able to sleep tonight, but I don't want to go out: "It's late, I have to go to work tomorrow." ”

"Good!" No. 5 didn't continue to persuade me to go, and got out of the car with me.

When Number Five took the packed meal out of the trunk and handed it to me, I had the illusion that it was Number Four. I couldn't help but feel a little pain, and pretended to take the plastic bag casually: "Thank you!" ”

Number Five sighed as if inadvertently: "You are a woman who values affection, and as long as human beings have emotional fluctuations, they will react." Just now, your heart is slightly confused, and the blood in your whole body slows down. These fours can sense that in fact, he also likes you and is willing to be with you, or that his program was very accepting of you before, but later did not allow it. Don't blame him, it's not his fault, it's not yours. ”

I smiled sourly, life made me try to laugh, since I didn't want to cry, I laughed: "Yes, creation makes people, I have nothing to do with him." I hope he can find the right person for him, you tell him, in order not to let his program pull me into the blacklist, I think it's better for you to sue him. ”

When it was No. Five's turn to laugh, I walked home, and No. 5 stopped me from behind: "Hey, Huizhen! ”

I turned around, and No. 5 was standing next to the car, although he was not very tall, but he looked very energetic: "Socialize with me, I'm not a machine." ”

I laughed abruptly, sniffed upward, and turned to Five, "Let me think about it." ”

"Good!" No. 5 was very simply: "Then go back to bed early, if you want to think about it, think about this problem more." ”

I smiled, thought for a moment, and replied, "Good night." "I carried my lunch box and entered the gate of the building.

When the lights are turned on and the door is closed, the sound of the car engine outside the door sounds, just like before. But the people are not the same person anymore, and the number four becomes the number five.

Stuffing the lunch box into the fridge, I went to take a shower. It's already the height of summer, and it will be autumn in a while, but I'm single again. Should I promise the fifth, but I don't want to fail again, it's already the fifth. It's not that I'm too picky this time, it's these people, it's so good, I don't actually deserve any of them.

If you talk to the five, you may end up breaking up. Then I will definitely collapse and be completely decadent.

After taking a shower, I picked up my phone and looked, and there were four of them. Three of them are from Sister Ma:

"How does it feel, how it feels, it's good, isn't it?"

"Oops, give me a reply, I'm in a hurry. I didn't dare to ask him, he was tired of me asking. ”

"Great, he took the initiative to reply to me, saying that he was willing to continue with you, and he was still quite satisfied with you. You go to bed early, take the initiative, such a good man is rare for a thousand years, and it is difficult to find several galaxies. ”

I can only smile bitterly, the director of the Universe Immigration Bureau has said hello, and of course the blind date network must be positive.

There was also one from the five: "I've arrived, you go to bed early." "It must have been the fourth to sue him, and the tone was the same.

I threw down my phone to brush my teeth, no matter what, went to sleep.

It was another working day, and when the clerk handed the list to the director, the director couldn't help but ask, "Is it still a package today?" ”

"Yes!" The clerk sighed: "I'm forty-eight years old, I don't know if I can get a job if I go out." ”

"There are so many jobs out there, and the wages are definitely higher than here, so it's not necessarily a bad thing to really go out of business." The director is still very confident.

"You can find a job, but is it comfortable to have a job? I'll go first. "The clerk left, he had other things.

The director gave the list in his hand to my colleague in front of me: "Yesterday Xiao Zhang, today it's you." ”

"Oops, give it to me tomorrow." My colleagues don't want to do it, so they still push back on these lists.

"That's okay, I don't know how much tomorrow, maybe there will be more." The director took the paper bag with the list and pretended to walk to the next colleague.

She thought about it, it was true, and hurriedly reached out and snatched it back: "Today, today, what the director said is not a word." "I smeared honey in my mouth, but it may not be the account of the director.

The director walked to his desk, picked up the newspaper he hadn't finished reading, spread it out, picked up the cup with one hand and took a sip of the tea inside.

The other two colleagues chatted: "Is it really going to go out of business?" "It's hard to say if this continues."

"Anyway, you're not in a hurry, the children are so old and they're all working, so it's better to get married early." "What are you worried about, my husband is so good at making money, and he has a lot of houses at home, so he doesn't have to worry about food. It's kind of an early retirement. "After chatting for a long time, there is no substance, always these two sentences.

I flipped through the pages to see if there was any breaking news today. The more I look at it, the more boring it becomes, all of them are title parties, they look so eye-catching, I really flickered in, and the content inside has completely changed its taste. Either introduce and introduce, or a few professional editors hype movie stars, and make a fuss about their actual height, whether they have plastic surgery, talking about friends, and showing affection all day long. And most of the people who have shown affection before are divorced, and there are few left, and only they know whether they are truly happy or not.

In this way, it was mixed until noon, and the rice was hot.

"Ding Dong~" The microwave oven prompt sounded, I took out the lunch box, brought it to my place, and opened it to eat. In the office, the smell of various dishes is everywhere at this time.

The colleague in front stood up, held the lunch box and looked back: "Yo, you know the food outside at a glance, why do you often go out to eat in your family recently?" ”

This is the case in small places, where you have to compare with each other. Last time, a colleague brought some small river shrimp, and he was a little proud, saying that he wanted forty-five yuan a pound to live. As a result, the next day, I brought June yellow fried rice cakes, which was obvious.

I smiled and made up a random reason: "It's hot, I can't eat." It just so happened that a friend opened a house selling stir-fried vegetables nearby, and the price was originally cheap, and a friend gave a 20% discount, which was considered a favorite. "It's better to be low-key, or low-key. In this place, any low-key is modest.

"Well, yes, it's hot, and I can't eat anything. I'm still worried about what to eat for dinner, whether to go out with my husband. "This colleague seems to be still talking to me, in fact, he is talking to himself, watch it at night, it must still be eaten at home.

Then a colleague in front of me was a little yin and yang: "You are still virtuous, like I have been married for so many years, and my old man refuses to eat the things that are burned." He still burns, it didn't burn well before, and it's still like this now, look, so much oil. (To be continued.) )