Chapter 88: Alien Invasion
Liu Guanzhang thought about it in his heart, he was not afraid of the immortals in the sky, because he couldn't come without the immortals of the Heavenly Treasure Box, and he had nothing to do with his eyes, even if he retaliated, it would be a hundred years later. But these immortal forces in the world have to be guarded against! For example, the Hua Group, people can send themselves in if they find some connections casually, even if they don't use the means of the white road, the underworld is a real international A-level killer, and they can't stand it!
"Sixth Master, are there many immortals in the world now?"
Lu Lao Liu squinted his eyes and calculated in his heart, "It's not too much to say, rich people are a minority after all!" ”
Liu Guanzhang's eyes almost didn't fall out when he heard it, "What do you mean?" Don't sue me, rich people are all immortals! ”
"Rich people are not necessarily immortals, but when immortals come down, they will definitely not run out of money! It is impossible to say that the Jade Emperor is a hexagram in the lower realm, and the king of Yama has come down to collect the rags! You know the logical relationship, right? Except for a few who have to experience in the human world, or are punished by the heavenly court, from our point of view, even if the player does not spend money, it is impossible to be worse than the NPC! ”
Liu Guanzhang summed it up in his heart, no wonder the rich don't care about us, after a long time, people are immortals and treat us as NPCs!
"The reincarnation of the gods in the lower realm is not under my control, but if you want to awaken the memory of the immortals, you must pass me, there has been no shortage of such tasks over the years, roughly calculated, a big chaebol like the Hua Group, a big family, 200 of them!"
How does it feel like an alien invasion? Liu Guanzhang couldn't help but shudder, the heavens don't count, it's just these immortals in the world, one out of a family, and they can't stand kicking themselves!
"These immortals all know their identities?"
Lu Lao Liu smiled, "Fun, spoilers are not interesting, only one or two people in the core of each family know this secret, until the older generation returns to heaven, this secret will be passed on to the successors, some of these inheritors are not immortals, but they also serve the immortals, we call them gods." ”
Liu Guanzhang was in a cold sweat, just now he almost asked the Jade Emperor to apologize, good guy, if more than 200 families target themselves together, it will not be fragrant if they don't die.
"They shouldn't know that I slept with the number one beauty in the heavenly realm, right?"
Lu Jian smiled, "I don't know if I'm alive, but I'll know when I'm dead, didn't I tell you?" The communication between heaven and the world depends on your mobile phone, and now I am on video with you, and I want to find you all over! So don't worry! However, there is one thing that needs to be reminded that the gods of the nether realm, especially those who already know their identity, can talk to the ghosts when they are dying, when their souls are about to leave their bodies. ”
Liu Guanzhang frowned, the ghost sent to listen to the king of Hades, the king of Hades listened to the Jade Emperor, if the Jade Emperor was really in a hurry, when the immortal was about to die, send the ghost to send a message to kill Liu Guanzhang - if you want to die, this old guy can say this sentence again, and it is enough for himself to bear it!
Liu Guanzhang's expression changed by Lu Jian in his eyes, and he looked disdainful, and said: "Don't worry, the Tongtian Treasure Box is in your hands, and whoever wants to move you has to sum it up!" Without it, the connection between the heavenly realm and the human world would be severed! Look at your cowardice! ”
"Murder and treasure - it's an old routine, you have a mobile phone, not a pistol, how many can I shoot him to death if I use him as a brick? After you kill me, won't anyone with this phone be able to contact the Celestial Realm? Just like you, it's nothing more than a change of port controller. ”
Lu Lao Liuyi covered his face, "Yes, it obviously has functions such as fingerprint unlocking, voice verification, facial feature recognition, etc., but some **** just don't know how to use it!" What's more, you still have a little secretary in your mobile phone, who can crack it if she stops you? If you are given a golden rice bowl, you will only ask for rice, it is really muddy that can't support the wall! ”
Liu Guanzhang was also a little embarrassed by what he said, and he really didn't remember this layer.
"Wait, it won't be long before Heavenly Court will send someone to find you, and you can just declare it to the outside world that it's my son, they don't dare to do anything to you!"
"Sixth master, let's not play ethics, can't we finish it? Is it interesting that you are so old that you take advantage of one of my children? When King Wu was fighting, there was you, you are such a big old coffin and what kind of senior do you and me? Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, was killed by you, what can you do if you are my ancestor? ”
Lu Lao Liu rolled his eyes, "Otherwise, I will recognize you as my godson!" This is also for your own good, with such a relationship, your status will rise, and the Jade Emperor will not dare to touch you lightly! ”
"Sixth Master, if you really want to praise me for my good, you think I am a godfather, I am the godfather of Lu Zhuan Daojun, and the Jade Emperor will not dare to touch me!"
Lu Lao Liu didn't laugh angrily, "Interesting, you kid is quite good!" Even dare to take advantage of Lao Tzu! Do you know that Sanqing is polite when he sees me? The Buddha didn't dare to be a senior in front of me? ”
Liu Guanzhang was not ambiguous at all, "I don't blame me, you didn't slip away first, if you don't tease me, can I tease you?" Anyway, in this position, I am on your shift, I have to call you a senior, I guess with your character, when you are in charge of this port, you may not listen to the words of the leader, right? If I were polite to you, you might not be happy, am I right? ”
Lu Lao Liu was happy, "I just like your kid's temper, and you dare to call out the Jade Emperor, I know that I didn't find the wrong person!" When I listened to the recording just now......"
"Sixth Master, shall we change the topic? Forget about other immortals, your head has just been burned, and you miss the rolling red dust? If you don't go back, I'll burn the complete works of Teacher Cang for you, don't spoil me, okay? ”
"Then there's no need, I arranged it myself before I left, and if there are any new works on the Japanese side, Tong Yanju will send them to me on a monthly basis."
The two of them talked about it, originally chatting about such a lofty topic as immortals, but they slipped out of the country without paying attention, what has a horse and no horse, the loli of the royal sister's department, a director of a certain company, Liu Guanzhang especially wants to wake up Yang Liu'an, and resist the oppression and restraint of heaven again!
"Oh, by the way, Sixth Master, is there a way to identify immortals? I don't have a good temper, in case I walk on the street one day, because of a little bumpy thing, and then beat the fairy, or you make a list for me, just like the statistical table made by the aunt of the neighborhood committee, we can hide from the fairy in the future! ”
The sixth master looked contemptuous, as if this question was asked very stupidly, "What are you using your mobile phone for?" Scan the code! The phone scans the camera and it is automatically recognized! Are there any features that you can't research yourself? Do you have to teach you by hand? ”
Liu Guan Zhang Yile waved his hand with Lu Quan, said goodbye, and then couldn't wait to get out of the bathroom, this has to be tried quickly! There are ready-made ones around the immortals, and Yang Liu'an is!