In the first prison of the empire, the third lieutenant Ruochi Yu stared at the big black eyes, and said with hatred: "Everyone, this king is letting you pretend to be seriously injured and weak, not to let you pretend to be dead. Is the pen fun and the pavilion a little bit of acting www.biquge.info good? After being beaten a few boards, you pretended to be unconscious, and you were made of paper. You're treating the jailers like three-year-olds! ”

Ren Ziye asked suspiciously: "Don't treat them as three-year-old children, then...... What age do you think of them as children? ”

Chen Yange taught: "You idiot. Children of a few ages can't be either! We can't treat them like children, we have to think of them as people who are smarter than us! ”

Ruochi Yu said angrily: "Shut up! Chen Yange, you don't have the right to teach others. Yesterday who saw the rat all the time and yelled, and then, directly pretended to be unconscious. Do you think the jailer can trust you? Who are you? You are a vicious robber, you can be scared by a mouse! Can you grow your brains. This way of pretending to be weak is ridiculous, you know? ”

Hehehe...... Mu Qinghan, Ren Ziye, and Wu Shuxue watched their captain take a break, and chuckled heartlessly on the side.

Third, the Dharma Protector's head is going to explode. "You're all laughing embarrassedly. The king is embarrassed to speak of you. Then, she pointed to the noses of the three and said, "Mu Qinghan, go to the bathroom and fall down and pretend to be unconscious, but you obviously fell on your buttocks."

The remaining two couldn't help but laugh out loud. Ren Ziye said: "Hahaha...... Funny dead. It's really brainless. ”

The next moment, Ruo Chi Yu pointed at Ren Ziye: "Ren Ziye, I choked on eating and pretended to be dead, but our meal that day was tofu." How can you pretend to be choked! Even if you pretend to be choked, there's no need to act like a coma! ”

Now, only the noon snow is left laughing. "You ...... of the brain...... It's so hard to use. ”

The third Dharma Protector glanced fiercely at the noon snow. "What? Do you think you're doing better than them? You're smart! Will use pretending to be crazy and stupid to deceive the jailers. ”

Noon Xue said calmly: "This ...... Illustrate...... I'm smarter than them. I am...... One of the best ......"

Ruo Chi Yu interrupted him: "The means are right, but why do you have to say to the jailers before pretending to be crazy and stupid - I'm crazy, I'm stupid, you don't pay attention to me." Don't you have three hundred taels of silver here? What's the difference between your brain and a pig? Pigs are good at eating! You guys are really ...... Nothing for nothing"

Chenyan Song thumped Ruochi Yu's shoulder. "Lord Yu, you are angry. Don't be like us newcomers. We've all just been in prison a few times, and we have no experience with escaping and pretending to be dead. Not as well-informed as you are, and has been in all sorts of prisons! Teach us! We must study hard and try to play dead. ”

The third lieutenant began to teach earnestly. "It is a great art to pretend to be weak in order to paralyze the enemy. It is not difficult, but it is more operational than bullying the weak and fearing the hard, and there must be strict steps and rational reasoning. If you want to play dead well, you should pay special attention to the following points: First, you must be logical, and you must play dead after a certain blow. For example, being seriously injured, for example, being mentally traumatized, for example, being seriously ill. Surely it doesn't work to be scared of a mouse when you see it, because it doesn't make sense! ”

Then, she said: "Second, the relevance should be strong, and the length of time and the state of pretending to be dead should be reasonably controlled according to the time of one's trauma. Thirdly, it is reasonable to express that when the jailer comes, we must moan hard if we pretend to be weak, and we must take care of it if we pretend to be dead. All right...... These are the three points! ”

After listening to this, the four of them all looked like they had benefited a lot. Chen Yange promised on behalf of everyone: "Okay, Lord Yu, we will strictly follow your instructions and do a good job of playing dead, so as to better paralyze the enemy and create strong conditions for us to escape from here." It's just that none of us have been tortured, what should we do? ”

Ruochi Yu thought for a moment: "This ...... Can you pretend to be sick? Plague, wind chills, and family hereditary mental illness can all be pretended. Also, a few of us should not sit back and wait for the opportunity to be tortured, but should take the initiative to create opportunities. For example, escaping from prison, getting into a fight, or insulting a jailer can win us a beating. ”

Mu Qinghan suddenly thought of a very serious question: "That...... If we are really seriously injured, the purpose of paralyzing the enemy is to do it, but how to escape after being seriously injured. ”

Wakaike Yu was stumped by this esoteric question. "This ...... That's a great question! Let's discuss ...... in breakout groups."

There was a sudden coughing sound at the prison gate, and it was clear that the jailers had come to patrol the area again. The five of them immediately returned to their original state and turned on the weak mode.

The two jailers looked back and forth a few times. The tall and thin jailer pointed to Ruochi Yu's prison and said to the short and fat jailer: "Most of the people in this prison cell are dying, we don't have to worry about them having any other thoughts, they will definitely not escape from prison."

The chunky jailer replied, "Why?" They were fine when they were caught. Why can't it be now? ”

The tall and thin jailer sighed: "Don't mention it. Seeing that Chen Yange, it was the red-haired girl, she was scared half to death by a mouse yesterday and fell into a coma! ”

The Humpty Jailer questioned, "That's too exaggerated! They are all vicious robbers, how can they be so vulnerable? ”

The tall and thin jailer sighed: "Alas! Every strong person has something vulnerable inside. This person may have suffered from rats and been frightened. Animals and humans are constantly stimulated to develop habitual thinking. So, it's not surprising to be scared by rats. ”

Then he pointed at Ren Ziye again: "That person, he was choked half to death when he was having dinner yesterday." Don't worry about him breaking out of jail! ”

Hearing his words, the Humpty Dumpty Jailer gasped. "This ...... Yesterday they ate tofu! Don't choke half to death. These people can't be trying to play dead! We need to be vigilant. Otherwise, it's really possible to be paralyzed by a few of their cunning guys......"

The tall and thin jailer said disdainfully: "Rare and strange! Did you know that some people have a slimmer throat? Not to mention tofu, even if you drink water, you will choke to death. Don't you even know this simple knowledge? I guess I didn't pay well to the lectures in the private school. Are you taught by invertebrates? ”

Humpty Dumpty Jailer was ashamed. "I'm sorry, Senpai. I didn't go to private school. The admission scores of private schools in different regions of our empire are different. We in Qingzhou County have to get a high score to have a chance to go to a private school, and I don't have a chance to get a better education. So ......"

The tall and thin jailer sighed. "Isn't it! We can all go to private schools in the imperial capital! Never mind...... Don't talk about that. He pointed at Mu Qinghan. The girl, she fell and fell into a coma when she went to the bathroom yesterday. ”

Humpty Dumpty Jailer had more questions. "This, it's too fake! She fell on her ass and didn't hit her head, how could she be unconscious for no reason? (To be continued.) )