Debt collection is not an interview, so you don't necessarily have to be polite. And looking at the other party's talking routine, he didn't plan to play cards according to common sense, Liu Guanzhang shook his shoulders and took a few steps forward, walking like a drunk driver. Looking at the head that spoke, it was a short old man of about 1.5 meters, dressed in a black silk practice uniform - wide clothes and big sleeves, the kind worn to practice Tai Chi, his hair was meticulously combed, and he had a small goatee under his chin.

Rich people pay attention to maintenance, this little old man is quite energetic, although the speech is a bit ruffian, but they all say that the old to be arrogant and less stable, Zi said: Fifty and know the destiny of heaven, sixty and the ear is smooth, seventy and do what he wants, this Lu Lao Liu is obviously over the age of ancient times, quite a little freewheeling, no taboo taste.

"Small means can't get into the eyes of the predecessors." Liu Guanzhang said politely. "We are little people, and our lives are not worth much, how can we compare to you? The cost of your daily maintenance is almost enough to buy my life, and I am nothing more than a coquettish in front of the elders, and I hope that you will reward you with money. ”

Lu Laoliu smiled slightly, and said seriously: "People, you have to spare your life!" Money is something outside the body, only this body is your own, you have to care about it when you are young, otherwise it will be too late to talk about health when you are old. ”

"Sixth master, where can we poor people talk about maintenance, if we don't work hard, we won't have anything to eat-let me take the liberty of asking, is your old man old this year?"

This little old man looks like he is in his 70s, but although he looks old, he always feels that there is a spirit in his body, his face is full of red light, and his face is childish.

"Hehe, I'll be forty in two years."

Thirty-eight years old, looking like eighty-three, are you embarrassed to talk to me about health? When you take the bus, you swipe the sunset red card, and no one will ask you. The age of the day has allowed you to live a long life, and you have worked hard enough over the years, no wonder you are in such a hurry to ask for this money, this is afraid of yellow!

Liu Guanzhang also had no intention of complaining, and hurriedly mentioned the right thing, he was really afraid that the 38-year-old man would choke his breath when he spoke.

"Sixth Master, about Hua Dashao's account, do you think it's settled? Your big business, 5 million can be fatal in me, and it won't be a problem in your hands. ”

"Boy, enter the door, just hang yourself, I want to see what you want now? Jumping off a building? I'm on the 33rd floor, and it will take a while to jump off before I can land. ”

Liu Guanzhang smiled, "The king of Hades is so difficult to see the little ghosts, those little minions at the door, they can't do it without some means, how can a face-saving character like you be the sixth master, how can you say that you don't pay back the money?" ”

Lu Lao Liu tapped his fingers on the table, and said meaningfully: "Boy, do you know what kind of money this is?" Dare to ask for it for him? ”

Liu Guanzhang shrugged his shoulders, "It doesn't matter what money is, what matters is - whose money." ”

Lu Laoliu narrowed his eyes when he heard this, and after a long time, he picked up the phone on the table, and without even broadcasting the number, he called the secretary in.

The elevator opened, short skirts, high heels, professional clothes, and the little secretary wearing glasses trotted away, without looking at Liu Guanzhang, and ran directly to the boss's desk, followed by a tremor on his chest, which was very pleasing to the eye.

"Mr. Lu, what do you command?"

"Let the financial department prepare five million, save it in the card, and then take our company's latest mobile phone, let's go."

Without much nonsense, the secretary turned around and trotted again. Liu Guanzhang was very suspicious that this Lu Lao Liu made such a big office just to watch the secretary throw the ball when he ran back and forth.

The two of them, until the little secretary entered the elevator, did they retract their gazes, glanced at each other, and knew in their hearts that men's bad tastes always have something in common, and they didn't have to communicate, tacitly.

A bank card and a new mobile phone were placed on the table, and the secretary bowed and withdrew. Lu Lao Liu went to get these two things, but he couldn't reach them for a long time with his feet crossed, and finally got up from the chair, spared a large circle of the table, and walked outside to get the two things in his hands.

Holding the bank card and mobile phone, Lu Laoliu waved at Liu Guanzhang, Liu Guanzhang didn't know why, and followed behind the other party. Unexpectedly, the old man walked to the corner, squatted down, and nodded to Liu Guanzhang to squat next to him. Liu Guanzhang didn't know what the number of roads was, so he squatted down.

A huge office, at least 160 square meters, with sofas and chairs, but this old and young squatting in the corner, like a thief.

"From this point of view, doesn't it seem like the office is very big?" Lu Lao Liu came to such a sentence without a head.

Liu Guanzhang didn't speak, because Lu Laoliu's sentence was too biao to go down.

"This card, is Hua Ming's 5 million, this mobile phone is my company's latest product, the market price is six thousand six, let's make a bet, if you win, you take these two things, you get the account, and you also have a mobile phone!" What do you think? Lu Lao Liu's expression was like a child, or it could be said, like a madman.

"Bet on what?"

"I can fly, do you believe it?" The sixth master had an eager expression.

Liu Guanzhang looked at Lu Laoliu's back, and he didn't have wings, which was a bit ridiculous. I wanted to say whether I believed it or not, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "How to fly?" "If you want to say it's on a plane, anyone can.

Lu Lao Liu rolled his eyes, pulled Liu Guanzhang up, and didn't know what button he pressed, and with a loud bang, the floor-to-ceiling windows parted to both sides, and he pulled Liu Guanzhang and walked out.

Outside, there is a large terrace of seventy or eighty square meters, and at the foot is the transplanted lawn. Soft couches, rattan chairs, hammocks, rich people will really enjoy, 33 floors, like clouds, there is no trace of heat in the sky. Leaning on the railing, a cup of bitter strong coffee, an incomprehensible foreign language newspaper, full of force, bird's-eye view of the whole city, strong and intense. A breeze blew, his heart rippled, he tore the newspaper in his hand, scattered it in the air, and cursed in his mouth, what is this Nima wrote? What a pride!

"See? This is the 33rd floor, and I will jump from here, and travel in the sky, do you believe it? Lu Lao Liu said inscrutablely.

33 floors, if you have a parachute, a glider or something, there is no problem flying. But looking at Lu Lao Liu's old dragon clock, even if there is a glider or something, this old guy has to die in the air. I've seen everything, but I haven't seen the birthday star hang himself, it is estimated that this old guy did not do less when he was young, otherwise he would not be old like this, 5 million, anyway, I don't necessarily have to take it back, it is worth it to see the old man's death! Liu Guanzhang gritted his teeth when he thought about it, "Bet!" ”

Lu Lao Liu smiled contemptuously, turned over and stepped over the railing, his skills were still vigorous, just when Liu Guanzhang was still stunned, this old guy jumped and jumped down!

The Tai Chi training uniform, loose and baggy, but it doesn't look like it can fit a parachute, and the glider that blames the thief Kidley, who defies the common sense of physics, at least has a cloak! What do you mean by this dude? Stuffed an umbrella bag in your pants? Liu Guanzhang lay on the side of the guardrail and looked down, only to see that Lu Lao Liu was getting smaller and smaller, and he shouted in the air: "Sixth master, did you forget to bring your umbrella bag?" ”

"I ...... Exercise! ”