Chapter 0214 Come, I'll Press You!

Is there no swelling? The little elf queen was already dizzy, of course she couldn't think of it for a while, but when she was like this, that feeling intuitively made the fat man inexplicably excited and lost, and under the two extremes of torment, there was an urge to cry!

Pit! It's too pit!

The fat man gritted his teeth in his heart, but faintly, he had a little bit of complacent taste about the path of cultivation he had chosen. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Yes, he said at the beginning that cultivating immortals is really not a problem, no matter how powerful the spirit body is, it has no physical body, and it can't even do the spicy fog completely, at most, it can only be like today, and can only pursue the feeling of meaning, although it feels good, but it is somewhat incomplete!

"Huh?"

Finally, the elf queen looked for a long time and didn't find it, she raised her head a little puzzled, looked at the fat man, her eyes were full of confusion, but when she saw Zi Yan's spirit body's face clearly, she finally came back to her senses, and then she remembered who was in front of her!

"Poof! ~~”

Suddenly, after understanding, Xian Xian couldn't help laughing, and she almost burst out laughing, and her shyness was all gone. After all, it's all daughters, and in her little brain, it's like just doing a game, which is far from the difference between men and women!

"What are you laughing at?"

The fat man muttered angrily.

"Of course I'm happy, I'm happy to be a good girlfriend with the best beauty in our elf clan, of course I'm happy!"

At this time, the elven queen was actually naughty, although she was still full of charm, but she was more like a ghostly little girl.

"Really? Then in the past few days when I am here, we can be well accompanied, if you don't mind, I would prefer to share the bed with your best friend and talk at dawn. ”

The fat man was entangled in his heart, but he was still unforgiving and took advantage of it.

"Yes, yes! As long as you can accept the facts! ”

At this time, the empress has completely let go, isn't it just a fairy idea? The attached body is still a top-notch beautiful woman like Zi Yan, can he adapt to such a body? Is it acceptable? Can you get used to it? If you have a will, isn't it schizophrenia?

Therefore, at this time, in Xian Xian's heart, there is a kind of teasing meaning, to see the fat man's ugliness, to see his jokes, to see him suffer by himself, as for what to share a bed and a pillow, what are you afraid of? Even if it is seen through by this man immortal, is there a difference? If the immortals are willing, isn't it easy to see through anyone?

With this state of mind, Xian Xian became active, just like he had a chance of winning on the battlefield, and he could easily control the rhythm of the battle!

"Well, if you like it, I'm tired now, I want to sleep for a while, let's go and share a bed?"

The fat man was extremely angry in his heart, and he couldn't help but deliberately squeeze it.

"Okay, but now that we're good friends, you're sure you'll have to help us elves, right? Do your best to help my clan return to the Origin Land, can you agree? ”

How could this little fox be easily taken advantage of? Even if the other party is a daughter, there is nothing cheap to take advantage of her, at most it is addictive, fantasy and fantasy, but this little bit of cheapness, if you want to take advantage of it, you have to pay enough price, at this time, as soon as the relationship between this good girlfriend is determined, she immediately talked about the conditions, for the fat man said to share the same bed? Well, if you promise well, of course there will be a show! This method of throwing bait to hook up is obvious, but how can it be so easily refused?

"Of course, I have the final say in this matter, but in order to explain to the above, I, the divine envoy, have to go through the motions, and I have done enough to investigate the appearance of your clan, so there is an excuse, right?"

The fat man smiled, how could he suffer? Even if you hook the soul of the fox, how can you let the fat man who takes the lead give it to others cheaply? The investigation he talked about here, the things he planned, are not so simple!

"Okay, okay, how do you need to investigate? The little woman will fully cooperate and never break her word! ”

The slender little fox was overjoyed in his heart, thinking that the plan was about to be accomplished, and immediately emphasized with great certainty that he would never break his promise, so as to give the fat man more motivation. Of course, it's nothing anyway, what else can he grow?

"This investigation, of course, is to look at the current situation of your elven race, all aspects, the most important thing is your customs, ideological status, views on the battle of the gods in ancient times, whether there will be hatred, whether you can get along with humans and Mu at that time, whether it will cause chaos in the initial area. This is the most fundamental problem, if this aspect is not ideal, everything can only be done! Well, it looks like you're doing pretty well in terms of technology, this is a novelty, so I'll take a look at your technology when the time comes. ”

The fat man said in a pretentious manner, first putting the psychological factor in a key position, which caused the elf queen's slender little fox to feel worried, because this psychological factor has no standard, and it's not what people say? This aspect is the most suitable for picking bones in eggs! As for the scientific and technological information, the fat man said it lightly, as if it was just his sudden interest, the expression of his tone, and it didn't matter.

"Good! I will fully cooperate with the investigation of the Divine Envoy, or I will now order someone to bring all the scientific and technological information? Our elves have indeed achieved a lot of results in science and technology! Even some cutting-edge weapons, in theory, have a certain degree of certainty against the Transcendent Ninth Order. As for the psychological factor, don't worry, my lord, the ordinary elves here know that the battle of the gods is extremely limited, and the high-level will know some outlines, just right, most of the high-level are near this palace, and you can investigate and inquire at any time. ”

The slender little face was full of joy, and he didn't look worried at all, but he started Xiao Jiujiu in his heart, and wanted to use the scientific and technological information to stabilize the divine envoy first, and then quickly arrange it to arrange the matters to deal with the investigation, after all, for the battle of the gods, some people in the elf clan will indeed be dissatisfied, although there is not much hatred, but there can be a lot of complaints, if these are investigated by the divine envoy, then it will be troublesome?

"Huh? Let's get down to business, right? When the business is done, I will take a look at your scientific and technological information, in fact, for technology, it is only a little interest in my personal interests, and it doesn't matter if I look at it or not. ”

The fat man had already seen what was on Slim's mind, and deliberately squeezed Slim.

"Well, everything is at the behest of the Divine Envoy, but if you want to investigate, you need to give me some time to gather people, if the time is short, the number of people to be investigated is too small, I'm afraid that the Divine Envoy will not be happy, right? And I can't get rid of the suspicion of black-box operation, it's better to do this, I'll transfer those scientific and technological materials first, you check it, while waiting for me to gather people from all over the place, give me more time, and gather all the people around the palace, so as to ensure that your investigation results are more comprehensive, you see? ”

Seeing that the fat man wanted to investigate, Xian Xian hurriedly nodded obediently, but then changed his words, and once again led to the scientific and technological materials, anyway, these knowledge are taught in the elf school, and all kinds of libraries can provide them for free, and they are not secrets at all in the elf race, after all, on this planet, there are all elven people, there are no foreign enemies, even if it is high-end knowledge, there is no need to guard against anything, and even the more talents in the clan who master these, the better.

As for the oracle who wants to see it, just watch it, it's probably just an interest, even if he has mastered the top technology of the elf race, what is it? He himself is an immortal god level, and it is difficult for the top technology to kill him, so what is there to fear?

But if you want him to read more information, you have to carefully select and prepare a set of system data from shallow to deep, in case this immortal god doesn't understand science and technology, and doesn't even understand what quantum is, and loses interest at a glance, then it's troublesome?

"This? Well, who made you look good? ”

The fat man frowned a little tangled at first, but when he looked at the elf empress slender fox again, there was a hint of fascination in his eyes, and his brows instantly relaxed, and he nodded in agreement with the slender arrangement.

"Okay, please tell your lord to wait!"

After hearing the fat man's agreement, and then understanding the fat man's eyes looking at him, Xian Xian was overjoyed, and hurriedly took out the communication tool and sent out instructions one by one. When the command was sent, she held one of the fat man's arms with both hands even more softly, and led the fat man to the direction of the high throne coquettishly.

"Look, it's me who is not good, you haven't sat down for so long since you came in, behind my throne, there is a bed that usually rests, can you go and rest? Didn't you say you wanted to share a bed? I'm ready! ”

The slender little fox's voice was as bewitching as a murmur in a dream, which made the fat man's heart itch, of course, it was also related to the achievement of his goal and his good mood.

For the elves, what the fat man is planning now is to look at their technology and see if there is anything that can play a role in dealing with the birds, even if they can't kill the birds, they can be trapped for a short time! At least under the intensive attack, it can delay the birdman's action and avoid the birdman's large-scale invasion of humans, which can buy him time and save more lives!

And this kind of idea, judging from the current technology on the earth, cannot be realized, even if the most powerful weapon on the earth is used, whether it can kill and injure the birds for the time being, but the defense against the birds in front of you is not usable at all, so it is better to directly let the birds eat some people! And if you use it too much, the earth will be scrapped.

Therefore, what the fat man needs is to find inspiration in the technology of this elf race, find a weapon that can deal with birds and people, if you can bring the information back, so that the science and technology of the earthlings can progress and produce, it is the biggest harvest! As for waiting for the elves to fly over with weapons to support, it seems that it is far away now, and I am afraid that the yellow flowers and vegetables will be cold by then!

"Yes, yes! As long as you can prove that we are the closest people, how can I not help you with all my might? ”

was held by the arm of the slender little fox, and the fat man promised flutteringly, of course, the fat man's words can't be fully believed, but how can the little slender understand? Will the fairy god be shameless? Xiao Xianxian will not doubt the face of the master disciple and the immortal god at all!

"Of course you can prove it! And, now you can prove it! ”

Listening to the fat man's teasing language, Xiao Xian's slender and charming state is even stronger, her voice is sweet and greasy, and even her heart is even more happy, this fairy god is really stupid! Do you have that thing? Taking advantage of me as a daughter? Hehe, he must have forgotten about it, right? After all, he won't do this kind of possession of the opposite sex often, right? Well, I must have never had this kind of experience! It's ridiculous to have no experience!

"By the way, I have an oath stone left by our ancestors here, why don't we make an oath? Wouldn't trust each other be deepened? ”

The slender little fox shook her waist, and her charm made it even more difficult to refuse.

"This? All right! ”

In the fat man's tone, he seemed to hesitate at first, but he couldn't resist the charm, and immediately agreed.

At this time, there was already an extra palm-sized jasper in the slender hand, and after raising the little hand, after shaking it in front of the fat man, like a little girl holding a toy and rejoicing, she made a vow seriously.

"I, the Empress of the Elven Clan, swear by me! As long as God can do his best to help my elves return to their homeland, I will obey the arrangements of God today, no matter what, I will never break my word! ”

The slender little fox swore quietly and rigorously, especially the softness and naturalness of today's two words, if you don't listen carefully, you will ignore them, but how can these fool the fat man? It's just that the fat man doesn't break it.

"I, Chu Han, hereby swear that as long as the Empress Slender is sincere, I will do my best to help the elves return to the original land, and I will never break my word!"

In the words of the fat man, he also played scheming, the so-called sincerity, this is not easy to delineate, especially this slender one, it was originally moved by the heart, from beginning to end, it is not sincere!

Of course, at this time, Xian Xian will not suspect anything at all, in her mind, the fat man is already in the trap, he is not real, as long as he doesn't know, he still has to complete the oath, after all, relying on his own guess is not sincere, who dares to be 100% sure? And this oath stone is really extremely powerful, who dares to joke with life so easily?

Watching the light on the oath stone flow, a complex pattern was formed in an instant, and both of them were relieved, and Xian Xian was even more happy, holding the fat man's arm and walking towards the big bed behind the throne.

"Come, my newly learned massage, come to try it for you, no one can have this kind of treatment!"

The little fox had a natural expression, ghostly like an innocent little girl, and after pressing the fat man to sit down on the big bed, he jumped on the bed happily, knelt lightly behind the fat man, and gently pinched his ten fingers on the fat man's shoulders, and pinched them delicately and lightly.

Yes, Xian Xian has already made up her mind in her heart, even if she is looked at by a divine thought, there is no loss, it is better not to see it, anyway, it is almost midnight at this time, and it is only more than two hours, after midnight, isn't it tomorrow? As long as you can delay a little time today, and when you haven't asked for anything, you can spend the day happily, wouldn't it be cheaper?

Even if it doesn't drag on until midnight, how much can it be delayed! The worst is nothing, let alone a delay? So the Slender Empress is in a great mood at this time!

"Don't waste your efforts!"

It's just that before Xian Xian dragged on for a minute, the fat man's voice sounded helplessly, at this time, the fat man had already seen through Xian Xian's psychology, joke, there are still two hours until tomorrow, you plan to touch Zi Yan's spirit body for two hours? Isn't that blind? So, he lazily chattered.

"You don't know, I'm a spirit body, I don't have a physical body, what kind of massage do I have? But this massage, your elven craftsmanship is really poor, even if I didn't learn this thing in the original place, but I am much more clever than you! ”

"Come on, I'll press you!"

…… (To be continued.) )