Chapter 60: How to do it without money

"What's Jessica's lifeline?"

"Krystal, everyone on earth knows it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”

The appearance is cold, the inside is funny, the name is pronounced as "囧素囧", and the Zheng family Ermao is still "embarrassed" when read backwards.

Steamed or braised? Broken hands or feet?

“no,no,no!” Lin Dong shook his head frantically, which could indeed poke Jessica's weakness, but there was no return. Icebergs become volcanoes, and absolute forcing is the rhythm of the jade burning and ending up.

"In addition to Ermao, is there anything else?"

Min Xianyi stood behind the chair of the big class, pinching his shoulders and pressing his head for the boss, and the skill proficiency of the little secretary was close to the full value. "Sika has been a trainee for 7 years and 6 months, and S.M. has been practicing for the longest time."

"What do you mean?"

Except for her ignorant childhood, she spent her entire youth in practice, and persisted for seven and a half years before making her debut. If the star path is not smooth or something happens to Girls' Generation, Jessica should be very uncomfortable. ”

Lin Dong, who closed his eyes and recuperated, opened his eyes instantly, hugged the little secretary behind him into his arms, and kissed him heavily, "It's a little reasonable, reward it heavily!" However, Xianyi you wonder-girls are also confused, and you even quit. It doesn't seem to be that uncomfortable. ”

Min Xianyi took advantage of the situation to sit on Lin Dong's lap, rubbed and rubbed, leaned into Lin Dong's ear, and whispered provocatively: "For me, family talent is the most important, wonder-girls are just code names, and my sisters are still there." It would be better if the boss gave me a child. ”

The jeans were ripped off, the big Ding Ding was pinched, and Min Xianyi's verbal attack was transformed into a vital attack. If you have something to do, you can hook the boss if you have nothing to do, Min Xiaomi's daily work mode.

"What's the hurry? Talking about serious business. ”

"Suzy is what I contacted, what did you do on Jeju Island, can I not guess? Pei Rabbit ate the big radish and ate it, but Min Rabbit was still hungry. The little secretary looked resentful, and his hands also accelerated to play, "I'll help you warm up first, and it won't affect the conversation." ”

"Rabbits eat turnips?" Lin Dong almost burst out laughing, the little secretary was being trained more and more improper, "Don't be in a hurry to eat with your mouth, let's finish talking about serious things first." ”

"Inside." The Min Rabbit slipped off his essence, and there was no reservation except for keeping a mouth to speak.

With a long sigh, the feeling of "Tang Seng" came to my heart again.

"If I don't go to hell, who will." In the spirit of fearlessness, Lin Dong used the Buddhist stunt [King Kong Dragon Claw Hand] to accurately grasp the two big meat buns of the goblin, "How did you do with the S.M company before?" ”

"Several fan organizations that coordinated the planning of the 'Black Sea Incident' are all connected to an online studio, and it should be S.M who is operating behind the scenes. I've broken the news. ”

"At the beginning of the year, Kara's termination incident was caused by a lawyer who took the initiative to contact Han Shengyan's mother, saying that he could help Kara and several people to improve the contract, and then there was a termination incident. The lawyer's background is suspicious. I also broke the news. ”

"The good Entertainment where [Five Girls] is located is because of the pressure exerted by S.M Company, so that some record distributors, advertisers and other businesses dragged the balance of the good and did not pay the final payment, resulting in the rupture of the capital chain, unable to repay the loan in time, and could only go bankrupt."

……

The shocking, sensational, and-like S.M company is simply an encyclopedia of intrigue and trickery.

However.

"I've got my pants off, and you're telling me this?" Lin Dong's pants were indeed taken off, thinking that he could hear some good news, and then come to celebrate; Now I'm almost impotent. "The whole industry knows about these business things. But it's useful, and fans won't care about it at all. ”

"Huh?" After all, Min Xianyi is just a working little secretary, and he is not good at making ideas, "Boss, what should I do then?" ”

"Breaking the news, focusing on a big word. Incidents like [Nude Photos] and "The X-Files" are called breaking news. Drunk driving, sucking grass, and playing with fans, this kind of news can make brain-dead fans explode in an instant. Lin Dongyu carried out ideological and political education with great importance and profundity.

Min Xianyi's essential virgin attribute has not been completely extinguished, "This kind of revelation will hurt the artist." They are innocent. ”

"You have to change your thinking: connivance is the biggest harm, expose it early and correct it early. Hello, hello, everyone. Lin Dong's dragon claw hand crossed the mountains, turned over the plains, and finally fell into the ditch, "Are you right?" ”

It's like taming an animal, teaching and giving sweetness.

"Oh oh!" The little secretary snorted comfortably, "What the boss said is right." So how does it work? Who to do first? ”

"Kwon ~ Yoo ~ Li!"

Lin Dong gritted his teeth word by word, his anger could no longer be suppressed, he picked up his gun and got on his horse, and sprinted wildly.

"Kill you!"

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After a shameful battle, Lin Dong did his homework and fed Min Rabbit to his heart's content.

The person concerned was resentful, "You get me in the mouth every time, how can you get pregnant?" I want a child! ”

"You said you wanted to eat turnips, but I thought I really wanted to eat them. I'll pay attention next time, and I won't be mistaken. Lin Dong laughed embarrassedly, just now he unconsciously imagined the person under him to be that hateful Quan Yuli, and couldn't help but do the bad thing of humiliating people.

The story of the rabbit and the turnip was brought up by myself. Min Xianyi wanted to cry without tears, and could only envy and envy Jessica, who didn't know how to cherish after winning the bid once.

"Xianyi, do you say there are any homosexuals in the girl group?" After the indecent things were done, Lin Dong entered a serious state.

"I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it." Min Xianyi tilted his head and thought, "There should be." It is very possible to share hardships and hardships, face them every day, and have feelings. ”

"Oh? Let's be specific. ”

"Take me as an example." Min Xianyi sat on Lin Dong's lap and fell into memory mode.

"During the trainee period, boys and girls practiced separately, and the company also forbade too much contact between men and women, and even the teacher would punish boys for talking to them in the company."

"Wouldn't it? I often see photos of trainees and debut artists on the Internet. Lin Dong asked.

"Those are open trainees, which are considered reserves, and taking photos with seniors is a way to increase exposure. That's the case with every company. Min Xianyi patiently explained, "I have been a trainee for five and a half years, and for five of them, I have been facing girls every day. It is also common to get along day and night, sleep together, and take a bath together. ”

Lin Dong made up the picture in his mind, and thought of the stalk of "picking up soap", which was cold. The environment changes people, and it is really possible for the orientation to be bent, "What about you?" ”

"I just got by you, how can I be gay?!" Min Xianyi flicked Lin Dong's balls angrily, "There was a stage before when I couldn't help but be curious and touched Hyunya's body. It's just curious. ”

"Who is Hyuna?"

"It's just a normal girl. That's not the point, say anything else. Min Xianyi hurriedly diverted the topic. The heart is so dangerous, Hyuna's figure is a bit fierce, and it's bad to be taken by the rogue boss.

"Is it possible that Kwon Yoo-ri is gay?"

Just escaped Hyuna, and has a good figure Kwon Yoo-li?

Min Xianyi is bitter in his heart, he can't eat enough now, and he really has nothing to eat when he comes back, "Boss, do you fancy Yuri?" ”

"Nope. I'm just curious, wouldn't it be dangerous for Jessica if Kwon Yoo-ri was gay? ”

"Alas. She's really likely. Min Xianyi made some news pages on the computer, "When you were still in China before, Kwon Yoo-ri broke out a love triangle with Son Ye-jin and Han Yise, three women. ”

"A woman's love triangle?" This is quite informative, and it scares Lin Dong into a Muggle.

"Hmm. "Seoul Sports" broke the news, but the photos were deleted within an hour, and there was no picture and no truth. Min Xianyi shook his head, "S.M's crisis public relations ability is too strong, and everything can be covered up." The truth is known only to the person concerned. ”

"Bang" slapped the table, Lin Dong thought of the clip he saw last night. How can this be fake, it's 100% Ji. "Grass. is about to break the news and explode the material of the love triangle of Yuli! ”

"How did it explode? It is a crime to publish false news without a picture and without truth. ”

"Find "Seoul Sports", find that reporter to buy negatives, in short, I want to kill that bastard Kwon Yoo-ri." The cuckold crisis was imminent, and Lin Dong was already carried away by anger.

"Let's not talk about whether there are negatives or not." Min Xianyi coldly splashed water and slapped his face, "Boss, do you have the money to buy it?" ”

Before the great cause of revenge began, it was killed by the word "money".

People are poor and short-minded, and horses are thin and long-haired.

Lin Dong could only touch his shriveled wallet and lose his soul.

(To be continued.) )