"What's that?" Number One asked curiously. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

I took the finished hat and walked over to One, carefully putting it on for him, and made two holes in the two fleshy tentacles that just stuck out.

Looking at the number one with the gauze hat, I nodded with satisfaction: "Well, yes, so that my head won't be cold." ”

"It's so much warmer... But isn't it ugly? "No. 1 is still thinking about whether it is ugly, no matter how ugly he is now, no one else will look at it. He quickly relieved: "As long as Zhenzhen likes it." ”

Who likes this big bug that eats less and pulls more? I smiled and reached out and touched his tentacles, which were bulging and felt very good.

"Hmm~, my wife is the best for me." Number One narrowed his big eyes again, he was so cute when he squinted, and although he was really annoying when he pooped around, he couldn't be blamed.

Soon, I will continue to be busy, getting food, wiping stool, and changing sheets. It's like every day is filled with these few things, and the cycle repeats. Every night, I would go limp as if my bones had been removed, and my muscles would ache. When I woke up the next day, my muscles were still sore, so I had to continue working.

I really don't know how the women of their planet survived in the ancient times, they have to die.

It was getting dark again, it was already the fifth day, and I called: "Trouble, bring me a roll-edged pizza, a bowl of slightly spicy pasta, and a creamy mushroom soup, a soft towel that has been washed, yesterday's one was too hard, didn't you put the fabric softener?" And the sheets, and give me a roll of garbage bags... ”

Every day I was too busy to eat, or I was too tired to eat. In the evening, the number of pulls will be less, I will go to order a big meal, try to stuff my stomach, if I don't eat more, it won't last long, I must eat hard.

"Okay, I'll deliver it in half an hour." The operator on the phone with a sweet voice said something else today: "Please wait a moment, our deputy director wants to say a few words to you." ”

If you want to say it, I don't dare to hang up with him, otherwise if I don't send something, my life will be even more difficult.

"How is Mr. He now?" It was the deputy director's voice swallowing water with a strange yin and yang atmosphere.

"Do you want him to talk to you?" I took my phone and walked to One.

Bringing the phone close to No. 1's mouth, No. 1 suddenly erupted and yelled at the phone: "I'm fine, don't bother my Zhenzhen!" ”

Shouting loudly enough, I felt a gust of wind blowing in my face, so I quickly moved my phone away and put it in my ear to answer: "I'm sorry, he has a big temper during his menstrual period." ”

"Uh-huh." The deputy director cleared his throat: "Understandable, it seems that he is fine." Thank you for your hard work, that's all! ”

Then the operator answered the phone: "What you need, it will be delivered in twenty-eight minutes, is there anything else you need?" ”

"No, thank you!" I hung up.

Then he walked to No. 1, sat down, and gently touched his tentacles exposed outside his hat: "Don't be so fierce, people care about you." ”

No. 1 pouted: "They care about me because the men of my race are dying out, and if it weren't for the of our men, they wouldn't be able to make precious medicine." Only you are the one who really doesn't want me to die, Zhenzhen, wife... When it's over, will you marry me? I'll be sure to be nice to you. ”

Very moving, but what is the use of moving, life is realistic. By the time No. 1 completes its transformation, I will have no use value, and I may become a different face. I was past the age of believing in fairy tales, so I said perfunctorily, "Let's talk about it then." ”

"No, you must marry me, and I will grant you all your requests, as long as I can do it." No. 1 began to fantasize: "How about going to the jewelry store and picking up a diamond ring, five or six carats?" ”

The four-carat pigeon egg that Number Four gave me was the size of a finger cross-section, and I laughed: "How big is that, and you are not afraid of robbery if you wear it?" ”

"No, I will be by your side, whoever dares to bully you, I will beat him like I am now, toothless." One's words made me laugh even harder.

"Just your little body?" I pinched the two fleshy tentacles on top of No. 1's head with my fingers: "Don't think about it. By the way, you seem to be eating more and more, and you can eat most of the bowl today. ”

"Yes!" No. 1 was also very happy: "My stomach is getting bigger a little bit, I will eat more and more, and soon I will be able to get used to my current body... Wife,I seem to feel like I'm going to uh-huh.。。。 ”

"Pulling?" I jumped up and hurried to find the bedpan.

But the bedpan never used it, and as I lay on the floor, I heard Number one calling, "Quick, pull, pull." ”

"It's coming, it's coming!" I stretched out my arm and pulled out the bedpan, which had been a little dusty from under the bed, and put it into One's stomach without worrying about washing it.

"Puff~" Sure enough, No. 1 pulled.

I was very happy to see the thick and thin dark green spray from the vent hole in my stomach into the bedpan. Great, Number One is starting to be able to control his own body, and if he can achieve complete control, it will save a lot of effort in the future.

"Hmm~,poof~。。。。 No. 1 breathed a sigh of relief: "Wife, it's okay." ”

I took out the quilt from the bedpan with a small half basin, and immediately a stench filled the room, picked up a towel and put it on first, and quickly went to the bathroom to pour the contents of the bedpan into the toilet and smoked it.

"Wife, wife~" No. 1 called in the room again.

Quickly responded, and it was too late to wash the bedpan, so he directly used the basin to receive water first: "Okay, I'm helping you pour water, it'll be fine right away!" ”

After connecting the water and wiping my stomach for No. 1, I covered the quilt and went into the bathroom with the basin and dirty towel and threw the towel in the trash. After washing the bedpan, I suddenly remembered something, so I picked up my phone and dialed it.

"Hey~" I said directly: "He can start to feel the poop on his own, do you want this?" ”

After a period of silence, the operator replied, "Wait a minute, we'll get back to you right away." ”

After a while, it was the deputy director who answered the phone, and he was a little excited: "Yes, of course." Don't fall over! ”

"But I'm already down, and I'm not going to fall next. Where to dump it, in the trash? I asked.

"We'll send the container later, you pour it into here." The deputy director replied, as if he had heard something: "Pour the water that has been washed into the bedpan too, and try not to waste a drop." ”

After hanging up the phone, I walked up to Number One and asked, "Is your gold?" They say don't waste a drop. ”

"Does snake venom know? A gram is more expensive than a gram of gold. Number One gave such an answer.

"Oh, that's it." I nodded, understood.

No. 1 said leisurely: "My is comparable to diamonds, diamonds are nothing, they are only worth money on the earth, and the entire planet in the universe is a huge diamond." ”

"Ah, what?" I was stunned for a moment, immediately grabbed my phone and went to dial the phone.

"Wife, what are you doing?" Number One saw me dialing my phone.

"Asking them for money, of course. Your is so expensive, you have to sell it for some money if you say anything, right? "My eyes sparkled with gold, as if I saw a business opportunity.

"It doesn't have to be like this... No. 1 smiled bitterly: "We are treated now, and I have an immigrant visa, and I don't need money for any of them." You must know that it is difficult to get an Earth visa, the population of the Earth is too large, and it is not open to aliens. If they don't approve my visa, I will never see you again, and I will have to go back to my hometown. ”

"Then you should go back to your hometown, with so much money, what are you afraid of?" I put my phone down for a moment.

"Isn't my money enough to spend?" No. 1 was a little sad at this time: "I don't want to go back, the women there are too realistic, and we men can no longer find women who can love and take care of us." I don't want to leave the earth, I don't want to leave Zhenzhen, wife, I love you more and more, I don't want anyone but you. ”

And I also found a man who was too realistic, I sighed slightly, sat next to No. 1, and gently patted his back, just like I used to sleep with Lele.

Someone knocked on the door, and from outside there was a voice: "All right! ”

When the things arrived, I went to open the door to get them, and sure enough, there was a metal barrel the size of a toilet. It's like a bucket for food scraps, with a bell on it, and things can't get out if they are poured in.

I carried it all in, and when I was done, I opened the pasta, and when I had finished eating the pasta and soup, I was ready to lie down on the couch and eat pizza comfortably.

"Woooooooooooo I heard a noise outside, accompanied by a foul smell.

I put down my chopsticks, walked to the balcony, and peeled back the curtains to look out.

It's dark outside, the street lights are on, and under the street lights, a sanitation manure truck is working... I smiled wryly, probably because I had just dumped the No. 1 poop, and as a result, the immigration bureau sent a fecal truck to pump out all the contents of the entire urinal. What is this going to be diluted into, and it seems that the number one poop is indeed very valuable.

There's no way to eat this meal, at least until they're done.

After five minutes of pumping, I finally finished pumping, turned on the exhaust fan, and waited until the smell in the room and outside dissipated, then turned it off and continued eating.

I was so tired that I fell asleep without washing, and when I woke up, it was already a little cloudy, and I was still leaning on the pillow, with a pizza box on my stomach, and the half-bitten pizza in my hand had fallen to the ground.

Picking up the pizza, I blew on it, it didn't feel dirty, and continued to eat.

"Zhenzhen~" No. 1 said weakly in the bed, "I'm sorry." ”

"I'm sorry what?" I ate my pizza: "You gave me 150,000 yuan a month, which is enough for me." ”

"That's not the case... Number One looked at me: "I see that you are very tired, and I think you are such a good woman, why is your life so hard?" If it falls on the ground, don't eat it anymore, I'll buy you something better. ”

"It's not dirty, don't waste it." I ate it nonchalantly, but my heart was sweet and sour. Whether it's No. 1 or not, it's because you have to rely on me to survive at the moment, and you say nice things to coax me, or it's true, my life is really miserable, and I can't rely on a man.

I really don't want much, just go home from work every day, have a meal with the family, and go out to hang out when I have free time, but my ex is still not satisfied, thinking that I am not worthy of him.

"Zhenzhen..." Number One woke me up, and I had been sitting in a daze with my pizza for a while: "Isn't it cold and doesn't taste good?" Heat it in the microwave. ”

"yes, okay." I lifted the covers and stood up, but I felt a little dizzy. During this time, my physical strength was too overdrawn, and it seemed that my body was a little weak.

Stand there for a few seconds, and when you get used to it, go and heat up the pizza.

After two minutes, before the end of the beep sounded, I heard No. 1 shouting: "Wife, I'm going to pull." ”

"Ah~ it's coming, it's coming." I hurried to work on No. 1.

It's another day, but the good news is that you don't have to pull out the stinky sheets anymore, and No. 1's stomach is much quicker than before, just wipe it a little. And No. 1's appetite has further increased, originally called hungry for an hour or two, but now I can eat with almost the same meal, only three times during the day, and only once at night is considered a supper, it is indeed getting easier and easier.

When I first opened my eyes, it seemed like there was no one who wasn't working, sitting down on the couch and getting up every two minutes. If it's night, it's a little better, but it also takes two or three hours to get up. It's like taking care of a baby.

I remember when I first gave birth to Lele, I was so tired from confinement, I opened my eyes several times and found that I fell asleep during breastfeeding last night, and Lele kept it in my mouth.

As the days passed, I always felt that time passed slowly, but in the blink of an eye, a day passed.

"Comfortable, comfortable~" No. 1 squinted his eyes and enjoyed the massage.

I rolled my eyes, and my fingers continued to press on No. 1's bulging body. This guy, because the massage is comfortable, is always pestered to massage again. As a result, what was originally once a day became twice a day.

"Alright." I'm going to get lunch.

"Wife." No. 1 doesn't seem to call me by my nickname anymore, and just calls me wife. He turned sideways: "Would you like to help me touch my belly?" ”

"What's there to touch in the belly." I was angry and funny, and turned him back: "It's just the length of two peanuts, can you grow up if you touch it?" ”

"Yes!" Number One said immediately.

I thought for a moment: "Then I'll call the immigration department, and they say you'll grow up, and I'll help you touch it." ”

"Huh? No, you're really calling? No. 1 saw me pick up my phone and quickly said, "Okay, it's me lying, it won't be big... But I'll be happy ... ”

Seeing me with exaggerated and contemptuous eyes, he quickly explained: "You are my wife, help me touch it." ”

"I'm not your wife, don't touch it, unless it can help you grow up in the future." I crossed my waist: "The latter belongs to the scope of medical treatment and is different in nature. ”

"It's ruthless." Number One pouted.

I ignored him and went to prepare the set meal for today's No. 1.

No. 1 said behind him, "Wife, it's been a month, and it won't be long before I can change again." (To be continued.) )