Chapter 59: Can It Be Worse?
Song Jiajia said with a smile: "Yang Liu, why don't you climb, okay?" ”
Nian Xiaozhen couldn't take care of Lu Yu at this time: "Brother Liu, can you climb trees?" How important it is to master a skill! Brother, you will be my brother in the future! ”
Yang Liu said: "Yes, you should serve the people, but I can't help you with anything else!" ”
Jung Jong-gi said: "Something else? Isn't it OK to have water to drink? ”
Song Jiajia thought of the lighter, and couldn't help reminding: "You don't have a fire!" What can you cook without a fire? ”
Lu Yu said: "Hey, drill wood to make fire!" I'll go fishing later, and I'll have a barbecue in the evening! ”
Zheng Zhongji said: "I have also watched TV, this should not be difficult!" Don't worry! ”
Song Jiajia closed her mouth.
Yang Liu didn't say much, he found a coconut tree full of fruit nearby, and climbed up quickly!
Nian Xiaozhen looked up and sighed: "So handsome!" It's like a monkey! ”
Lin Xinru continued: "Well, willow can surprise people everywhere!" ”
Zheng Zhongji and Lu Yu glanced at each other and sighed at the tree.
The willows scurried to the treetops, and after a while, there was a coconut rain! Everyone cheered and stepped forward to pick the fat and thin.
When this guy completed the task and landed gloriously, the host Shen Xiuyun blamed with a straight face: "Yang Liu, how can you do this?" Before we could react, you climbed the tree! In case of a mistake, how can we explain it to your family and audience friends? ”
Yang Liu said: "Hey, nothing, which fruit tree was not stolen by me when I was a child?" We're skilled! ”
Shen Xiuyun said: "No! You must first ask for our permission for any dangerous actions in the future! We are also responsible for your safety! ”
Yang Liu said with a smile: "Got it, I'll pay attention next time!" ”
Nian Xiaozhen shouted: "Brother Liu, they don't give us knives, this thing is hard, how can you open it?" ”
Yang Liu said: "Hit ...... with stones"
Away from the joyous crowds, he continued to build nests, collect dry wood, and set up a few simple noose traps in the woods.
These crafts are also thanks to a foreign man named "Bell" in his previous life, whose nickname was "The Man at the Top of the Food Chain......
Everyone had a full meal of coconut meat and coconut water, and there was a smile on their faces.
Lu Yu volunteered: "After all, these things can't be eaten as food, I'll go to the beach to try my luck and see if I can catch a fish!" ”
Zheng Zhongji said: "Then I'll try to drill wood to make fire!" ”
Song Jiajia said: "Let's go catch crabs and shellfish, and have a seafood dinner in the evening, okay?" ”
Nian Xiaozhen responded: "It's such a happy decision! ”
The five people were full of enthusiasm and started work with their own duties.
Lu Yu climbed onto a reef and showed off his equipment!
The program team issued a sea fishing rod, and the bait is a small rubber fish, as long as it is thrown out hard, and then to the recovery line, the small fish shakes the water surface, which will theoretically attract big fish to bite the hook.
In recent years, the audience's tastes have changed, especially like turtle artists, Lu Yu is only second-rate at best in foreign countries, but since he returned to China to develop, he has suddenly become popular and worth a hundred times! For example, this season's "Best Couple Show", his salary is unprecedented, far exceeding several other stars!
Lu Yu has long been accustomed to being the focus of attention, so he will never forget to show himself wherever he goes, and try to be handsome, handsome, and omnipotent! Of course, it was just an accident that I looked confused under the coconut tree just now......
After arranging his hairstyle that was messed up by the sea breeze, he began to swing the fishing rod gracefully and show off! "Walk you!" "No?" "Walk you!" "Nope!" "Walk you!" "Oops!" "Walk you!" "I don't believe it yet!" "Walk you!" "I'll go!" "Go ...... you"
An hour, two hours......
The location director and cameraman muttered quietly: "It seems that this wave has to be cut, just leave 'go you' and 'I'll go'!" ”
Lu Yu was out of breath and had a dry mouth, so he decided to go back and replenish some coconut water.
Under the shade of the tree, Zheng Zhongji's hands trembled, baring his teeth, the firewood next to him was safe and sound, but his palms were full of blisters......
When did this prince of love songs go hungry when he grew so big? When did you do the rough work of "drilling wood for fire"? He licked his lips, looked at it, waited for a long time, and finally found a few bright figures in his eyes!
Zheng Zhongji was overjoyed: "Pretty girl, have you caught anything to eat?" ”
Nian Xiaozhen and Lin Xinru shook their heads like rattles, but Song Jiajia said proudly: "Hmph! It's up to me Miss Song to do this! You see! Dangdangdang! ”
Zheng Zhongji hurriedly opened his eyes and took a closer look, Song Jiajia triumphantly showed her hand from behind, only to see a small crab the size of a broad bean lying in her palm, spitting bubbles happily......
Jung Jong-ki was instantly petrified......
Lin Xinru looked around: "Hey? Brother Zheng, how is your fire? ”
Jung Jong-ki flashed his palms, and the three beauties exclaimed in unison!
Nian Xiaozhen said: "Hey, you hurry up and find the program team to take a look, take some medicine, how painful it should be!" ”
Jung Jong-ki said, "Well, I want to try again!" ”
Nian Xiaozhen said: "You just try it, it's swollen!" Later, it will be a bear's paw! ”
Zheng Zhongji was ashamed and said: "I usually take care of my assistants, and I won't know anything without them!" ”
Lin Xinru comforted: "How can there be? Your strengths are singing and photography, who can usually encounter these things? ”
Nian Xiaozhen suddenly shouted, "Lu Yu is back...... It doesn't seem like a good situation! ”
Song Jiajia said: "It's over, it looks like nothing has been found!" ”
Sure enough, classmate Lu was full of embarrassment, and approached to say hello: "Everyone is there?" ”
Nian Xiaozhen asked, "What about the fish you caught?" ”
Lu Yu lowered his head and said, "It's too hot, maybe they're all going on vacation......"
Several people were devastated and looked at each other.
Nian Xiaozhen said: "I'm so hungry! ”
Song Jiajia rubbed her belly and said, "Are you all hungry?" I'm going to find the program team! Why don't you give us something to eat? ”
Several people cast approving and expectant glances, Song Jiajia nodded heavily, and then strode away with a murderous face, but she went fast and came back faster......
Then, these first-line celebrities, who have always been pampered, all squatted on the ground and began to nibble on instant noodles, "Click! "Click......"
"It's really delicious when it's dry, it's not soaked!"
"yes, the more you eat, the hungrier you get......"
Lin Xinru suddenly exclaimed: "No, we seem to be missing one person, what about Yang Liu?" ”
Song Jiajia, who has a bigger heart than the sky, said: "Hey, build a shed with that side, he said that if it rains at night, there is still a place to hide!" ”
Jung Jong-ki opened his eyes and said, "It's raining? ”
Lu Yu sneered: "What are you kidding, this sky is clear!" ”
Nian Xiaozhen also questioned: "What is Brother Liu doing with that strength?" It's a shame! ”
Song Jiajia said: "How do I know, this person has always been unreliable!" ”
As soon as the words fell, I suddenly saw that the sun in the sky suddenly disappeared, and dark clouds gathered......
There was silence!
Lin Xinru said dumbfoundedly: "Yang Liu can't be a prophet, right?" It's going to rain! ”
Nian Xiaozhen stammered: "Buy cakes!" Forehead drops......"
The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched: "Uh, we have been so miserable, can we be more miserable?" ”