I really can't bear this daughter who likes stinky beauty, but who wasn't when they were young? Help Lele comb her hair and put the bow on, and my little beauty is getting bigger and bigger. It's really good-looking, and it's very competitive to absorb the advantages of his parents. is still the same sentence, what satisfies me with my ex, and the only thing that satisfies me is Lele.

I changed my clothes and put on makeup by myself. Eat skewers and eat skewers, just wait for the sweat, then the powder can't be too thick, it can be simple, otherwise you can imagine what will happen if the makeup is too thick. If you brush your eyelashes, they will melt with sweat; The powder begins to mottle with sweat...... By then, she will not be a beauty, and she will become a funny makeup that is even funnier than a panda.

After I got it, I stuffed another two hundred in my wallet, and sometimes I ran into embarrassing things, such as needing to buy a bottle of water or something. There are also other parties who use cards, but shops and restaurants can only use cash. This was the case with my ex when I went out to dinner last time, so I can't have a penny in my wallet, so I have a little bit of it.

After finishing it, the mobile phone rang, and the fifth had already called to say that he had arrived at the door.

I took Lele out of the door, and sure enough, the car on the fifth had stopped at the door. Although I was fast enough, I was keenly aware of the gaze coming from all directions. It seems that there is a way to explain it and stop the curious mouths of these old neighbors.

No. 5 seemed to understand my thoughts, and immediately drove away, except for the community.

"Why do you like to eat barbecue skewers?" I can't believe that such a man in black, who enjoys the best treatment in the universe, is actually very common. With his treatment, he said that he would go to a five-star hotel and a place where the head of state was well received overseas, and he would fight for his teeth.

"Well, a colleague took me to eat. Finally found a similar taste in the bureau, but unfortunately he just met, and he was about to be sent abroad. Number 5 happily describes the taste: "Roasted on the outside and tender on the inside, it goes well with beer." I ate with him yesterday and was very full, only more than 100 yuan, and the last time I went to eat the 308 buffet, I didn't feel so delicious. ”

Seeing that No. 5 was so unsatisfied, and the price was affordable, of course I was happy, and with a smile, I quietly listened to No. 5 and watched his eyebrows flutter.

The place is not far away, and I have my own car, and I arrived quickly. The business is very good, and it doesn't look like a store with only more than 100 yuan. Because of the civilian skewer shop, I eat a lot and know what it looks like. If an oven like this one is not placed outside the door, the store is spacious, the decoration is good, and the air conditioning is sufficient, it is certain that a string of mutton will not be three or five yuan, but ten yuan.

After sitting down, the waiter came over, and the fifth began to order. Not only do you have skewers, but you can also order food.

"Can you drink wine?" Ask me halfway through the five.

"You can't drink too much, you don't drink anymore, drive the car." I reminded that even a man in black can't know the law and break the law.

"Let's have a stout." No. 5 still ordered a beer, and probably wanted to wait a while to find a substitute driver.

After the waiter left, No. 5 whispered to me: "Alcohol has no effect on me at all, it's just a taste, just like drinking other drinks." The dark beer here is also special, and it is brewed in-house. ”

I've only heard of it, I've never drunk it, it's usually only available in bars, and I hardly go there. It's okay to taste it...... Can a barbecue restaurant with dark beer be cheap? Oh, how can I think of money again, I can't take it easy, people pay money, what's so embarrassing.

After a while, the skewers will be baked, and the skewers here are different from other street stalls, especially large and long skewers, and one skewer is as good as the second skewer of others. Lele had never seen such a big "wow" scream.

"What do you want to eat? Let's start with the lamb skewers. "No. 5 picked it up and rummaged through a string of fat and thin, the mutton is just to order fat, so that there is oil and water, and it tastes good. He handed it to Lele: "Be careful of the burn, blow it." ”

Lele picked it up, really blew it, and ate it happily.

Number 5 also handed me a bunch, and I tasted a piece, and it was really delicious. Stout also came, such a big bottle.

Number Five took a cup and poured it for me.

"I don't drink much." I hurried to pick it up, so that I could pour less.

"Then less, taste the taste." Number Five poured me half a cup and handed it to me.

After taking a sip, it felt a little sweet, and there was a kind of burnt flavor. I nodded, "yes, that's good. ”

"And some more?" Number Five helped him pour himself full.

"No, I don't drink much, and when I do, I get drunk." Drinking is a mistake, and I'm a mess of alcohol.

The skewers continued to come up, and the fifth ordered some cold dishes. After a while, Lele was full. Children are like this, they are easy to eat, and as soon as they are full, they have to find something to do. It's not like standing up and starting to run around.

"Lele, come here, sit down." I reprimanded, there were iron skewers for barbecue everywhere, for fear of accidents.

But how could a child sit still, sure enough, Lele came over, sat for less than five minutes, and was ready to move.

It seems that there is only one way, I set my phone to the game level, and I plan to let Lele play with my phone until the end of the meal.

"Don't let your child look at their phone too much." No. 5 took out something from his wallet and shook it at Lele: "Do you want to play?" ”

"What is it?" Lele, of course, leaned over curiously to look.

is a game console, but without electricity, and is a very old-fashioned "ring" game. The left and right buttons are pressed non-stop, so that the water in the game console keeps flowing, and there are many very small, colorful plastic circles in the water, which are driven by the water to tumble. In the middle of the window there are two plastic needles that stand upright, and the loops will be attached to the needles.

"It's going to be played." Lele had never played with this kind of thing, so he started playing on the side after taking it.

"As long as you put all the laps in, I'll reward you." No. 5 also piqued Lele's interest.

"What reward?" Lele asked while playing, it seemed very simple, and there were already five or six of them.

"Confidentiality, sure what you like." Did No. 5 study child psychology, let Lele sit there obediently and play.

As long as she doesn't get into trouble, I breathe a sigh of relief.

No. 5 looked at Lele: "It's very beautiful, most of them look like you." ”

Does it imply that I'm beautiful too? I smiled: "I hope it won't grow crooked, her grades are not good, I just hope that she will be more beautiful in the future and get married sooner." ”

It was No. 5's turn to smile: "How can you be a mother like this, aren't your parents here afraid that their daughters will suffer when they get married." ”

I sighed from the bottom of my heart: "I just got married late, and my parents were afraid that I would suffer, so they didn't urge me." Now it seems that it is better to get married early, women of my age, their children are basically in junior high school, and even have college entrance exams. And she's only a little bit, and she doesn't know when it's the head. ”

No. 5 comforted: "Children will always grow up, Lele is a good child, like those spoiled problem children, who refuse to go to school, and one who is not happy will die or live, I have also seen it." ”

It comforts me to say this. It's true that Lele is good, but if you really don't want to go to school, it's also a problem to die or live. Just like a classmate in her school, every day when she goes to school, she slaps and intimidates, but she still can't stop crying and making trouble like going to the execution ground. made a lot of tricks, rewards, and praises from teachers, but they still boycotted classes every once in a while.

In comparison, some of the men who have been on blind dates before have said what they say, how to evaluate my late marriage: "You were happy before you got married." ”

What does it mean to be happy, when I didn't get married, in addition to working, I also went to school at night, otherwise now it's not a college diploma but a vocational school diploma equivalent to high school. It's as if I got married late because I was happy with my man and enjoyed it so much that I didn't want to get married. This kind of man is destined to be single for the rest of his life.

No. 5 is really good, and No. 4 is up and down, and No. 5 is not a machine Qì person, so he should be able to give feelings with confidence, right?

I asked tentatively, "I see that you like children a lot, do you plan to want them in the future?" ”

No. 5 looked at me and laughed: "Then I'll earn enough 10 million first, otherwise what will I do to raise children?" ”

I said before that if you want me to raise a child, give 10 million. Let the fifth write it down, it seems that the fifth still wants a child.

No. 5 asked tentatively: "Why don't you give a discount, five million lines?" ”

I deliberately squinted my eyes disdainfully: "Five million to find someone else, and four hundred thousand surrogacy outside is enough." ”

"That's a lot cheaper!" Number Five seemed very interested: "Then I want two." ”

"Okay, then you can bring it yourself. It's so easy to raise a child! I rolled my eyes.

"This ......" No. 5 hesitated: "Then I still want one, there is a nursery in the bureau, and you can entrust one, unless it is a multiple birth." ”

There are also such good things, but the nursery can only be held during the day, and you still have to take it back at night. But it's too early to talk about this matter at present, so I changed the subject: "If you can give birth to six people in one breath in your bureau, you can also go to a nursery school?" ”

"yes." Number 5 said that he also laughed: "The first child gave birth to six, and the nursery has been annoyed by these children, and the second child has given birth to eight." It was useless for him to beg for anything, so he took a few days off and stayed at the birth control department. In the end, the birth control department came forward to coordinate, saying that his child would grow up fast and would be able to go to school on the original planet in three years, and there would be no trouble at that time. It was the approval of the superior again, and it was the intercession of other departments, so it was accepted. ”

I remember that the six children at that time, the beach was full of their slapping sounds, and it was really lively. But I couldn't laugh anymore, and that day No. 4 was physically damaged, and he and I began to break up.

"Mom!" Lele shouted next to him and picked up the game console in his hand: "It's so difficult to fight, I always can't get into five traps." ”

"Really?" I took the console and tried it myself. Indeed, when the two needles are almost full of loops, only a little bit is left on them, and the traps will be washed away by the swirling current.

This requires skill, I got it little by little, and in the end there were still one or two that were not set, and then pressed the button, it was possible that the circle was not set, and the circle that had been put on was also washed away.

"Oops, oops~" Lele shouted next to him: "It's gone, it's on, it's ...... again"

Finally putting all the hoops on, I let out a long breath and smiled triumphantly.

As soon as I looked up, Number Five looked at me with a smile. The smile was obvious, I was actually holding something that a child was playing with, and I was having so much fun.

"You haven't played before?" Five asked with a smile.

I shook my head and returned the game console to Lele: "Here, reading is the first thing, and everything else is secondary." When I was a child, there were so many fun things, and when I was a child, everything had to be ticketed. If you play, it's basically jumping rubber bands, throwing sandbags, building houses, and the like. Locked up at home, naturally you can't play anything. By the time things get more and more, they've all grown up, and they're still playing this? ”

"It's not right, you should play if you want to, no matter how old you are." No. 5 drank dark beer simply and didn't pour it, anyway, I didn't drink it, I drank it directly with a beer can, this is the real way to drink beer, and several foreigners next to me drank it directly with this large beer glass.

I really can't drink much, and I drank even half a glass and my face turned red. And No. 5 really didn't blush, it seems that alcohol really didn't work for him.

Lele can't get it on, after all, she hasn't used her brains yet, she just hasn't opened her mind yet. I was tired of playing, and I put the game console on the table with a little discouragement, but asked tentatively: "Uncle, I still put it all on just now, can you give a reward?" ”

I laughed: "No laipi, that's what I put on, not you." ”

Lele pursed her mouth, and the lower skin of her mouth was about to turn to the upper skin.

"Your mother is right, I can't give you a reward, I can only give your mother a reward." No. 5 unzipped the wallet and took out a pair of pink hairpins from it, which was a pair of bunnies, pink and cute.

"Wow~, little bunny!" Lele excitedly connected the hairpin. She's not a pink guy, she likes pink.

I immediately protested: "This is my reward, not yours." ”

Number Five opened his mouth and looked at me with a smile: "Then you plan to wear it?" ”

A forty-year-old man with a pair of pink rabbit hairpins is either naïve. But I still snatched it from Lele's hand, looked at it over and over, and said to Lele, who was about to cry with a pouted mouth: "If you want to reward, you have to use your own brain, I just lent you this hairpin to wear first, it's mine." After saying that, he clamped Lele in his hair, and the small hairpin just clamped all the broken hair that dangled down.

Now Lele was happy, and asked No. 5 instead: "If I can put it all on myself, will I return the reward?" ”

"Of course." Number Five flickered along with me: "This pair of hairpins is your mother's, not yours." If you can get it all, I'll give you a pair of pink mushrooms or butterflies. ”

"Okay, I want butterflies, butterflies." As soon as he heard the butterfly, which was pink again, Lele got up and picked up the game console to continue playing. It's okay now, and you can be peaceful for another ten minutes.

I looked at No. 5 gratefully, coaxing a child is actually a very tiring job, and No. 5 is doing quite well.

No. 5 looked at Lele: "Lele is really sensible, you taught Lele very well." ”

Oh my God, I didn't see No. 5, how much effort did I spend in order to make Lele not drink Coke and milk tea instead of water, not only to stop Lele, but also to talk to my mother, so that my mother felt that these "little things" were not trivial, but flood beasts. (To be continued.) )