"Shi Yuanxian has been punished again, and he is distressed."

"It's distressing."

"It's distressing."

……

The immortal attendants looked at the man who was trying to maintain his balance with the golden bowl on his head, and shook his head and left with a few words of distress in his mouth.

Because this has happened many times, everyone is not surprised.

Shi Yuan: "......"

He had been here for three days, and he had gone from surprise to fright, with no transition in between.

On the first day, knowing that he was an immortal servant and had a little fairy art, Shi Yuan was excited and plucked out the favorite cat of the immortals under the moon of the marriage mansion with immortal skills.

The next day, he was naturally cordially summoned by the immortals under the moon.

Originally, it was said that it was just a pass, but it was strange that Shi Yuan was excited when he saw the immortals.

"Cheng Mu, fucking you again!"

The immortals didn't understand what "fucking" meant, but the word "Cheng Mu" was clearly audible.

"Bold! Old man, I have lived up and down for 50 million years, and even the Emperor of Heaven has to call me 'Shangxian' when he sees me, and you little fairy actually calls me by my name and surname! What's even more annoying is that you actually plucked my little yellow hair! ”

After that, he was punished to take care of Xiao Huang, intending to comfort Xiao Huang's injured heart.

From that night on, the cat slept on his bed, and he slept on the ground.

Why not sleep together?

Shi Yuan was afraid that he would have a nightmare and strangle the cat to death.

This morning, when Cheng Mu was serving tea and pouring water with his attendants, no matter what he said, he would first bring two words - Shangxian.

It should have been right now, but I was punished again.

Things have to start with the marriage book in Cheng Mu's hand.

The little woman's name is Yu Hanyan, the little daughter of the Yu family in Jiangnan, and she is very happy with the son of the Huan family, but she doesn't dare to say this love, and asks the old lady to take the red line for the little girl and him, and the little girl must be grateful, and add incense to the old temple of the moon.

Shi Yuan: "Shangxian, it's really humble to have a crush on someone." ”

Cheng Mu paused for a moment in his hand, "...... Shut up. ”

"Yes."

"Shangxian, why is this person so rude, people obviously don't like him and he has to be like this, I don't know if the twisted melon is not sweet!"

"Shut up!" The thread in Cheng Mu's hand was almost entangled.

“…… Be. ”

"Shangxian, it's better for these two to be happy, and it's easy to hold the line."

The thread in Cheng Mu's hand immediately fell to the ground and became tangled.

Shi Yuan immediately squatted down to pick up the line and sort it out.

Seeing this, Cheng Mu held back the anger in his heart again.

At this moment, Shi Yuan secretly swore in his heart that he would never speak again.

However, there was another content of marriage that made him not hold back.

"Shangxian, man!"

Shi Yuan didn't dislike this kind of relationship, after all, he was too, ahem, the person who offered chrysanthemums, he was just a little shocked, it turned out that he had this kind of relationship so early.

Obviously, Cheng Mu was angry this time, and directly threw the red line in his hand and let it roll into a ball.

"What's wrong with the man and the man! Even if the gender is the same, the affection is real! ”

So, Shi Yuan was now punished for standing outside the door with a golden bowl of water on his head, and Xiao Huang squatting at his feet.

Thinking that in the past three days, I have only seen half of the little fairy in this marriage mansion, and even the cat at his feet is a male, coupled with Cheng Mu's reaction just now, Shi Yuan is sure of one thing-

Cheng Mu has become an immortal, and he is still a gay.

It's a delightful story, after all, if he likes women, it's hard for him to do it himself. However, acrobatics are really not easy to do!

When he returned to his room at night, Shi Yuan always felt like he had a bowl on his head, and he was a little inexplicably cautious when he walked.

That's enough.

Cheng Mu took the action of the red line for a long time, and always felt that something was missing.

What's missing?

"Shi Yuan, why don't you talk for a long time."

Shi Yuan: "......"

There was silence when an immortal attendant came in from outside.

"Shangxian, the Emperor of Heaven has summoned you to the Yuqing Palace."

Yuqing Palace.

"The old man has seen the Emperor of Heaven."

Cheng Mu saluted neither humbly nor arrogantly.

"Immortals don't have to be polite, sit."

Cheng Mu thought that the Emperor of Heaven had always discussed things in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and now he summoned him directly to this palace, it was estimated that there was some private matter.

He didn't talk nonsense, and asked directly.

"What is the matter with the Emperor of Heaven summoning the old man today?"

The Heavenly Emperor frowned, and was silent before speaking: "Shang Immortal still remembers the incident when the Fire God descended to the mortal world to cross the love tribulation?" ”

"Your Highness the Fire God, the old man remembers this."

"Today...... I heard that he was going to marry the mortal woman, and this was absolutely unacceptable. Shangxian has been managing the marriage for a long time, and he knows □□ very well, so he is tired of Shangxian personally going down to earth to break them up, so as to ensure that the fire god successfully crosses the catastrophe and returns to heaven as soon as possible. ”

Cheng Muxin was stunned, quite annoyed. Isn't this a stick to beat mandarin ducks? However, the Tribulation of His Holois must also be successful, otherwise he is afraid that he will not be able to recover the immortal position, and he can only wander away from the world and become a mortal.

Cheng Mu thought to himself, no matter what, let's take it first.

But it's not easy to do things alone, so it's better to call a helper.

"Down? Can you—"

"I can't."

Shi Yuanmo.

No matter how Cheng Mu changes, he will never change, hehe.

Suddenly a sentence came out to take him down to earth as a helper, he hasn't been a god for a few days, and he hasn't had enough of the taste of immortals.

However, before he could refute it, he was ruthlessly rejected.

Walking out of the marriage mansion, he glanced back at the three words on the door, Shi Yuan was really reluctant, and he couldn't move under his feet.

"You want to roll down, don't you?"

A word in his ear, so frightened that he ran away and disappeared into the clouds in an instant.

Rolling down to earth is seen by the gods and goddesses of all sizes, how faceless, and if you come back in the future, you must not be laughed to death.

Cheng Mu smiled secretly, and then disappeared in the clouds.

The bustling street, the sound of selling comes and goes, and the flow of people is surging, so it is not lively.

And Shi Yuan was squatting on the side of the road angrily and drawing circles.

I've been in this mortal world for a month and I've been bored in the inn, and today Cheng Mu finally opened his mind and said to take him to the street, and he thanked him countless times for this.

However, he was too early to rejoice.

As soon as he took a sugar gourd and was about to eat it, he was robbed by Cheng Mu. Shi Yuan rolled his eyes and endured it, it's a big deal to get another one. But before he could take it, he was dragged away by Cheng Mu by the collar, but the anger was that the money was still paid by him.

The world is going down.

As a result, he was dragged to the side of the road with fewer stalls and squatted, silently listening to the sound of Cheng Mu chewing sugar gourds in circles.

Cheng Mu, if you are like this again, Lao Tzu will not love you anymore!

"Shangxian, bah, childe, what are we doing here?"

"Wait for someone."

Shi Yuan: ......

Can't you wait for someone to stand and wait!

But he didn't dare to say this, after all, his immortal power was so lost, and it was estimated that if he was wiped out by Cheng Mu, he wouldn't be able to hold it for a second.

When he waited, Yuanyuan's legs were numb, and Cheng Mudu hadn't moved yet.

Nima, this person is not coming!

At this moment, a carriage suddenly came from the west side of the street, and it was very fast, and it looked like the horse was frightened, and the route was not straight, and it was moving left and right.

The crowd was chaotic in an instant, and the horses were coming!

It was too late, and then it was too late, and something suddenly burst out of the side of the road and lay in the middle of the road.

Seeing the horse coming, everyone covered their faces in fear.

This man was afraid that he would be killed by a carriage if he was not kicked to death by a horse.

However, the carriage miraculously stopped.

The man hugged the horse's head.

After a moment's stunned, thousands of applause rang out in the crowd.

However, Shi Yuan, who was praised, held the horse's head and looked at the side of the road angrily.

Cheng Mu, why are you kicking me out!