0015 My surname is Wang
"Are there any ghosts...... That's a really good question.
I can only say that it doesn't matter to ordinary people whether they have it or not, anyway, no current technological means of human beings have been able to discover the existence of ghosts and gods. ”
For the social elite, this is a completely crooked question, and Chu Xian, who is very honest, did not give a definite answer, which of course cannot escape the eyes of the social elite.
But what this social elite, who had never seen ghosts and gods, and who didn't even think that ghosts and gods really existed, didn't know was that at this time, next to him and Chu Xian, there was a female ghost who had changed into a goddess...... Or is it a goddess who can transform into a female ghost, and her face has already shown an evil smile that is eager to try, but fortunately, Chu Xian stopped her in time with a dialogue of thoughts:
"You are not allowed to show up! Otherwise, I'm going to slay the demons! ”
"Eh!
Why! If this goddess appears in person and shows him that you are a 'saint' who only comes out every 500 years, won't I be able to turn him into your most loyal follower! ”
Hearing Chu Xian's warning with obvious threatening implications, Katyusha felt that her kindness was treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, and her pretty face immediately grew up. However, Chu Xian was not only completely indifferent, but also asked her in real surprise:
I said...... Do you really think so? ”
"What's wrong?"
"For the sake of the safety of both of us, I beg you not to act without permission in the future!
'I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates', both of which are in front of me! ”
In his mind, Chu Xian imagined a gesture of holding his forehead, and spit venom at Katyusha mercilessly, but this stunned Mao Zi Imperial Sister didn't even understand his complaints, Chu Xian simply felt desperate for her big eyes as innocent and innocent as a child.
"How many people do you think there are still people who really believe that you are a goddess?
All right...... After you have demonstrated your power, there may be ninety-nine out of a hundred people who will believe it, but definitely not the person across from me.
It's more useful for you to turn into a female ghost and appear behind him than to become a goddess, and then I can fool him by slaying demons and destroying demons. But if you show up right now, he will most likely turn around and associate this 'coincidence' with me, and quietly plant a seed of doubt in his heart. ”
"W-What! Isn't that man a 'second generation X'! I know that too!
Yesterday he was ashamed to say that 'they' are the state, and 'their' will is the will of the state! Although the affairs of your country have nothing to do with me, I can't bear to be 'represented' like this! ”
Although Chu Xian patiently explained the pros and cons to Katyusha, this useless dumb royal sister still couldn't wipe her face and admit her mistakes, and pursed her mouth like a little girl, trying to provoke Chu Xian with her obvious childish means...... Or it was to provoke "the one who can't say it", but Chu Xian and "the one who can't say it" didn't get hit.
"In the usual sense of the word, there is nothing wrong with his words, just like when the Soviets collapsed, when it was clear that more than seventy percent of the citizens wanted to keep the Soviets, but three men denied this qiē, which of them yourself could better represent the will of the state?"
"I, me, and the people have been shamefully betrayed!"
When Chu Xian viciously poked the wound of the Soviet goddess that had not yet fully healed, she finally had nothing to say anymore and could only grit her teeth and curse those who betrayed the motherland. But even the true goddesses are powerless to punish those who betray, and what can a scattered people do to those fellows?
You know, those guys are never alone! On the contrary, they know better than the people the importance of 'unity'!
"That's right, even if I saw it with my own eyes, I might not immediately believe in the existence of ghosts and gods, not to mention that I haven't seen it yet.
But if an ordinary person like you could see it, I'd love to tell me what a real ghost looks like.
Exercising in the morning is actually not good for your health, but it is more helpful to hone your will, so I won't continue to accompany you.
How about exchanging a mobile phone and WeChat ID? ”
At the same time that Chu Xian and Katyusha were talking with their minds, the social elites were also communicating with Chu Xian in words. He didn't ignore the word "ordinary person" in Chu Xian's mouth, but he just tried Chu Xian in the same vague way, and then took out his latest iPhone and shook it, without hiding the meaning of wanting to befriend Chu Xian in his eyes.
“OK。
But I said in advance, no matter if my hexagram spirit is not effective, you don't come to me all day long to tell the hexagram, let alone go around preaching it for me, otherwise don't blame me for blacking you out. ”
For this kind of friendship method that clearly focuses on playing straightforward cards, Chu Xian did not pretend to be forced to the point of rejecting people thousands of miles away, so he also took out his iPhone happily.
Although Chu Xian's iPhone was the latest from three years ago, that is, when he was just in college, he didn't show the slightest embarrassment, and the social elite opposite him didn't show the slightest hint of ridicule.
"My surname is Wang, Wang Siwei.
If the four dimensions are not open, the country will perish. ”
"What is the four dimensions: one is etiquette, two is righteousness, three is honesty, and four is shame."
Chu Xian nodded calmly with an expression, and casually picked up Wang Siwei's words, and the low-key and arrogant social elite with this name only smiled calmly, and did not show a look of surprise or appreciation because Chu Xian "unexpectedly" knew "Guanzi" - it was an insult to Chu Xian.
"See you later."
"See you later."
After becoming a "friend", Wang Siwei didn't say anything more, smiled and nodded and walked away briskly. Chu Xian didn't see him leave, he nodded calmly and ran again, running for ten laps before stopping.
He didn't run very fast, and his body was just a little sweaty, but he still went home to wash off the sweat, changed into casual clothes, and threw the laundry into the small washing machine, so that he unhurriedly ate the tofu brain, hanging oven cake and mixed kelp silk that he had bought with the three yuan he had used to calculate the fortune before.
When I re-entered the campus, the students who had the first class in the morning had already started to rush to their classrooms. Just when Chu Xian was about to walk to the door of his classroom, Katyusha, who had already recovered her mood, spoke up again:
"Chu Immortal, Chu Immortal! Someone is secretly watching you over there! It's the guy you kicked last night!
The one who lies by the window and pretends to look at the view! ”
"Don't bother with guts."