3. Your Majesty is too naïve

After reaching an agreement with Yan Xiaoran, I suddenly looked forward to the days after our wedding. Although I don't have much ambition, I still like to be in power and free, at least I don't want to be restricted by my uncle in everything like I am now.

Take it by force and do whatever you want! This is simply the highest state of life.

The day of the big wedding was fast approaching.

The emperor's new marriage is really troublesome, and besides, I am not marrying an ordinary woman. What to enter the temple to worship the ancestors, as well as to accept the worship of the ministers, by the way, plus the ceremony after the sealing, in short, I was busy and dizzy, and when I finally sent it into the cave room, I was too tired to stand up.

However, Yan Xiaoran, the whole process was expressionless, cold and arrogant, but it was a bit similar to the legendary Princess Dayan.

The cave room was full of candles, and the people in the room retreated, and when Yan Xiaoran and I were left, I quickly collapsed on the bed, and the bones in my body seemed to fall apart.

Yan Xiaoran kicked my leg with her toes: "You also pay attention to your image, what if someone from the palace comes in at this time?" Then he sat stiffly in front of the vanity mirror and slowly twisted his neck in front of the mirror.

Today's wedding, he basically stood there stiffly, and his neck never moved.

I laughed: "Which slave is so short-eyed that he dares to come in when the emperor is in the cave." ”

Yan Xiaoran glanced at me, sat down in front of the bronze mirror, and began to remove the golden ornaments on her head.

I turned my head to glance at him, and the first thing I saw was his bigger breasts than mine! How did he do it? I crept up to him and looked around at his chest.

"What else to see, help me take off the phoenix crown." Yan Xiaoran glared at me.

I turned a deaf ear to his words and poked my index finger in his chest.

"Soft!" I was pleasantly surprised.

Yan Xiaoran's face was full of black lines.

"How did you do that?" I looked at his breasts, and then at mine, and the difference was so great that I couldn't bear to look at it.

"Take this thing off my head first, and I'll sue you."

I hurriedly helped to remove the ornament from his head, and who knew that he had just taken off one of them, and his hand was slapped down.

"You tap it, it hurts to death." Yan Xiaoran gritted her teeth: "Gu Shu, even if you pretend to be a man, you are a real woman." ”

Me: "Then you can slowly dismantle it yourself." I put the ornament back into his head.

Yan Xiaoran: "......"

In the end, Yan Xiaoran used a stick of incense to finally take down all the golden things on her head. He rubbed his scalp and said with emotion: "This kind of wedding, it is enough to participate in it once......"

......I leaned against the wall on the side, full of disdain, as if he had a second chance to marry like this. I swear that sooner or later I will depose him and send him to the cold palace.

Yan Xiaoran heard my disdain, and also glanced back at me, her eyes were like silk, and she was beautiful to the bottom of my heart.

I swallowed my saliva and suddenly sighed, "How can you be so good-looking as a man?" ”

"You are a woman, why are you not as beautiful as me?" He glanced at me, his hands clasped behind his back, unsure of what he was doing. Then, the erect chest in front of him instantly deflated, and there were two more cotton balls connected to it in his hand.

Me: "......" is amazing.

I reached out and pinched it, it was supposed to be cotton, and I put it on my chest and gestured.

Yan Xiaoran snorted and laughed: "Gu Shu, don't say it, if you wear this, it should be a little feminine, after all, even if you don't wrap your chest now, no matter how you look at it, it's the same." ”

Me: "......" I threw something on his head and returned to the bed to sit down.

He was not angry, he walked over with his things, and said with a mocking face: "Your Majesty, it's time for us to go to the cave room." ”

Speaking of the cave room, I began to get a little nervous again: "My queen mother does not allow me to go to the cave with you. ”

Yan Xiaoran sat down and sneered: "Of course she doesn't allow you to cave the room." ”

I swallowed: "I know this, because she doesn't know you're a man." I read the book and said that as long as it is a man and a woman, you can have a cave room. ”

Yan Xiaoran looked at me: "What, do you want to have a cave room with me?" ”

I shook my head: "That's not it, I'm ...... I just want to see ...... What a real man really looks like. ”

Yan Xiaoran: "......" He looked at me with a strange expression.

I coughed lightly and looked away from him: "You know, I grew up pretending to be a man...... But I don't even know what a man is like, so I will dress more like it in the future...... Ahem......"

"Aren't all men in your bedroom?"

"Can it be the same, all the eunuchs in my dormitory are serving."

Yan Xiaoran nodded: "Then do you know the difference between a man and a eunuch?" ”

Me: "You know, eunuchs are the most pitiful, they have less breasts than women, and less ...... than men."

Yan Xiaoran: "Hahahaha......"

I was puzzled: "What are you laughing at?" ”

Yan Xiaoran smiled and pointed to my chest and said, "I have less breasts than a woman." ”

I'm mad, he's laughing at me for turning around and saying I'm a eunuch.

In the end, when he saw that my face was unhappy, he put away his smile and said, "If you are really curious, I can take it off to you now, after all, I am already your person now." ”

"No, you don't!" His words about me made me panic.

At that moment, I suddenly heard a movement outside the door. Yan Xiaoran restrained her smile, glanced at me, rolled onto the bed at once, and motioned for me to lie down too.

I hesitated, lay down beside him, and covered the quilt.

The person outside the door poked a hole in the door first, and then blew something inside, and I quickly held my breath. After a long time, there was no movement outside the door.

"Who is this man and what is he going to do?" I took a deep breath and asked in a whisper.

Yan Xiaoran: "Shut up, the smell hasn't ...... yet"

I hurriedly covered my nose, but it was too late, I had already inhaled a lot when I just spoke, and Yan Xiaoran was the same, but we didn't seem to have anything to do.

Yan Xiaoran saw that since I was fine, he no longer held his breath, he got out of bed and stood between the holes and looked at it, "It seems that your bedroom is not clean." ”

I was nervous: "Could it be my uncle's man?" ”

Yan Xiaoran returned to the bedside, took off the wedding clothes she wore outside, and said in the dirty clothes inside: "It's not certain yet, but it's certain that the people in your dormitory are unreliable." ”

I pursed my lips: "It's all the manpower arranged for me by the queen mother." ”

"That's it, it's not your own person...... Gu Shu, do you feel very hot? Yan Xiaoran said and tugged at her collar.

I nodded, "It's a little, but it's autumn, so it's okay." ”

Yan Xiaoran frowned, and simply untied her dirty clothes, revealing her strong chest.

I covered my eyes: "Bastard, although I appear as a boy, but I am a girl after all, what are you doing without clothes?" ”

Yan Xiaoran teased: "Didn't you go to the post station to pull my clothes last time, and now you know that you are shy?" ”

"Last time it was an accident."

"Oh, what can I do about it when I'm hot." Yan Xiaoran shrugged casually.

When he said this, I also felt a little hot, I felt sweaty all over my body, and the wrapping on my chest made it even more uncomfortable. I thought for a moment and said, "I'll go to the back and change my clothes, you are not allowed to follow." ”

Yan Xiaoran didn't bother to pay attention to me, fell on the bed and waved: "I'm not interested in your flat chest." ”

Me: "......" this slut! But then again, since he pronounced Hirao as Flat Chest, why didn't he pronounce Flat Chest as Flat Chest? I think it boils down to him doing it on purpose.

I went to the inner room to remove the wrap on my body, and when I looked down, I saw my instep without any effort, and I was a little irritable. I simply changed into a loose lewd shirt and rolled up my sleeves high to cool down.

Who knew that as soon as he entered the dormitory, he saw that Yan Xiaoran had completely dragged the dirty clothes on his body, and he was lying on the bed wearing a pair of dirty pants, his face was red and weird.

My heat is here again......

Yan Xiaoran opened her eyes slightly, and looked at me with a confused expression: "You are here......" This kind of Yan Xiaoran is very beautiful, really, although I am prejudiced against him, but this does not prevent me from appreciating his beauty. The understatement face is pink, and a green silk is spread out on the bed, and her eyes are like silk, as if outlining a picture of a lady, which makes people love it.

I swallowed my saliva, and a hot heat rose from my lower abdomen, reaching the door of my head, and I felt the urge to press Yan Xiaoran under me. God, what the hell is wrong with me, I'm a woman, I would have such thoughts! But the more I thought about it, the more vague I became, and my body was a little out of control.

Yan Xiaoran stretched out her hand to incite herself: "How can it be so hot......"

I also fell on the bed, to be precise, on Yan Xiaoran's body. The skin touching each other brought a chilling pleasure, but it also made me feel a lot more awake all of a sudden.

I wanted to turn over and sit up, but Yan Xiaoran didn't do it, he hugged me tightly and came over to kiss me.

What is he going to do? I was so shocked that I tried to push him away, but I didn't have any strength at all, and the whole person retreated to the edge of the bed, and was about to fall out of bed. His lips were hot and fell on my neck, and the heat that had just hit me again.

Something must have gone wrong, the man who just came, blowing smoke inside......

"Yan Xiaoran, you sober up......" I patted his head, it was useless.

Suddenly, I felt as if something was pressing against me between my legs......

He actually hid a murder weapon, and wanted to take the opportunity to assassinate me, a guy with evil intentions!

I was furious and grabbed his murder weapon violently.

"Ah......" Yan Xiaoran screamed.

The birds in the trees outside flew up and fluttered all away. The little eunuch who was keeping vigil outside the palace also woke up, and he turned over and sighed, "Your Majesty is really brave." Then he continued to nap.

Yan Xiaoran came to his senses completely, he curled up on the bed with his legs in his arms, looked at me with a blue face, gritted his teeth and said, "You bastard......"

I stood there looking at him with some innocence: "Who called you a pervert, you have to despise me...... And you want to stab me? ”

Yan Xiaoran roared: "Is this also my fault? ”

I saw that his face turned the color of pig liver, and I hurriedly shook my head: "I don't blame you now, I blame that person just now......"