Ruan Mei was woken up early in the morning by his phone's alarm clock.

He opened his eyes in a daze, scratched his hair, and was about to get out of bed.

But when he saw the figure squatting at the head of his bed, he was so startled that he almost rolled out of bed with the quilt.

"The ......"

The figure slowly raised his head like a slow motion in a movie, revealing a pair of eyes with heavy dark circles under his black and messy bangs, and his tone was very resentful: "Zhizhi ......"

Ruan Meizhi suddenly trembled: "What's wrong?" ”

"Yes! I've been thinking about a question last night! ”

Ruan Meizhi blinked: "What's the problem?" ”

The man sighed, hugged his head and wailed: "Why don't I even have a girl fan?" One! Piece! All! Not! Yes! ”

Ruan Meizhi reached out and touched the person's head with pity, and said with a smile: "Silly boy, because you are a stallion writer, how can you have a girl fan when writing stallion novels?" ”

Right in the middle of the heart.

The man fell with a thud clutching his chest.

Ruan Meizhi sighed, then stepped over the corpse and went into the bathroom to wash.

After washing, Ruan Meizhi tidied up her appearance in the mirror.

In the mirror is a baby face that looks young, with beautiful eyebrows and eyes, refreshing and clean, if you only look at this face, maybe people believe him when he is only seventeen or eighteen years old.

But in reality, he is twenty-eight years old this year.

For Ruan Meizhi, having such a baby face has both advantages and disadvantages.

The advantage is that it is easy to make people feel good, and it is easy to get twice the result with half the effort.

The downside is ...... It is especially easy to provoke groping on vehicles such as buses/trains/subways.

Ruan Meizhi seems to be born with the physique of provoking groping, and since he was a child, he doesn't know how many times he has been secretly touched on his ass.

Of course, what hurts Ruan Mei's egg more than his face is his name.

Although the name Ruan Meizhi is quite elegant at first glance, it is still quite elegant at first glance, but once you pronounce it, how wrong it is, since a few years ago, two-dimensional words such as "otaku", "rotten girl" and "soft girl" became popular, Ruan Meizhi, who swaggered through the market with such a name every day, was under a lot of pressure.

In the four years of college, Ruan Meizhi's roommates often called him "soft girl" and "girl...... It's hard to look back on.

Fortunately, Ruan Meizhi began to share a house with others outside after work, and then he met the most important friend in his life...... No, it's a person whose name hurts even more than him, the one with the dark circles under his eyes just now.

After knowing that the little friend's name was Xiao Luoli, Ruan Meizhi's heart instantly balanced.

The moment the two learned each other's names, a great friendship immediately arose between them.

After Ruan Meizhi sorted out her appearance, she smiled in the mirror.

The corners of the handsome young man's mouth in the mirror were slightly upturned, revealing two shallow dimples on his cheeks and two small tiger teeth.

…… It looks like it's younger/toothy.

He sighed, and couldn't help but reach out and touch his smooth chin, he hadn't thought about growing a beard to increase his manhood before, but his face was too tender, and he was nondescript with a beard, like a child with a fake beard.

After Ruan Meizhi finished purging herself, she turned around and left the bathroom.

Xiao Luoli watched Ruan Meizhi change her clothes and prepare to go out, and hurriedly hugged Ruan Meizhi's thigh: "Zhizhi! Sue me! What to do to have a girl fan! ”

Ruan Meizhi sighed and touched Xiao Luoli's dog head: "Sao Nian, die hard, you won't have a girl fan." ”

"Nope! I don't believe it! ”

"Otherwise, you should write a ** novel," Ruan Meizhi said casually, "Maybe there will be girls in this way." ”

Xiao Luoli's eyes suddenly lit up: "Makes sense!" ”

He immediately stood up, turned and threw himself into the room, tapping on his keyboard with an excited face.

Ruan Meizhi silently looked at Xiao Luoli's back, shook her head, turned around and went out of the door, and went to work.

Ruan Meizhi and Xiao Luoli have been sharing a house together for almost six years, and they know each other well, Xiao Luoli knows that Ruan Meizhi is one of the editors of the most popular girl's magazine "Cherry Age", and Ruan Meizhi also knows that Xiao Luoli's family is obviously very rich, but he just can't think of becoming an Internet writer, but he has been working hard for more than six years, and he is only a third-rate stallion writer.

However, Ruan Meizhi is no better than Xiao Luoli, and he is just a small editor so far.

Ruan Meizhi quickly walked to the bus stop and prepared to take the bus back to work.

Because it was the rush hour at this time, there were a lot of people, as soon as the bus came, everyone swarmed up, Ruan Meizhi's thin arms and legs almost didn't squeeze up, but fortunately, at the critical moment, the loud driver spoke: "The people inside squeeze in again!" Squeeze it again! ”

The carriage was suddenly crowded again, and finally vacated a small half of the vacant seat, Ruan Meizhi finally squeezed in, and before he could stand firmly, the driver had already stepped on the accelerator.

After two stops, there were finally fewer people on the train, and Ruan Meizhi didn't expect to find a seat to sit down, but she still walked inside and found a place to stand by the glass window.

The familiar scenery outside the window flickered by, and just as he was drowsy by the rocking bus, a hand suddenly touched his buttocks.

Ruan Mei didn't react at first, thinking that it was just someone else accidentally touching him.

It wasn't until he found that the hand not only did not take it back, but instead touched it more violently for a while, that he reacted instantly.

, his physique to provoke the groping pig hand has flare up again!

The corners of his mouth twitched.

Just as Nguyen was pondering whether he was going to turn around and land a left hook or turn around and kick a roundhouse, he suddenly realized that it was still two stops away from his company...... What if that guy comes back after he's done? He is still very self-aware about the setting that he is short and easy to push down.

So Ruan Meizhi silently gritted her teeth and decided, just endure two stops first, take advantage of the time to get off the bus to get two punches, and turn around and run after the fight.

Ruan Meizhi silently moved to the side, trying to get rid of the groping pig hand.

But the man behind him probably thought that he didn't dare to make a noise, but instead intensified it even more, and touched it vigorously!

Just when Ruan Meizhi couldn't bear it anymore and the bus was about to arrive, he was about to turn around with a paw, but the next moment, the salty pig hand suddenly disappeared.

Ruan Mei subconsciously looked back, and then he saw that a hand that was suspected to be a salty pig hand just now was firmly grasped by another hand, and the other hand was white and powerful, with slender and beautiful five fingers, and a pair of very beautiful hands.

As a hand controller, Ruan Meizhi was immediately attracted by that hand, which was a pair of very good-looking hands...... The only downside is a long, narrow dark pink scar on the inside of the wrist.

The slightly hideous scar was like a flaw on the jade, destroying the perfection.

Without waiting for Ruan Meizhi to think too much, the bus had already arrived, and he was immediately squeezed down by a swarm of people who got off the bus.