After a punch, his body was hot, and Liu Guanzhang wanted to find someone to fight at the moment to release the excess energy in his body, but Elder Xu went back to the house after soaking urine on the mountain, and then looked back, the big yellow dogs in the courtyard had their tails between them.

After eight years in college, I have listened to a lot of economics, sociology, psychology, philosophy, and various classes, and today's 52 playing cards have given Liu Guanzhang a taste of what martial arts is.

There seems to be a lot of things in common.

Tiger Fist is the fist of kings. Among them, it is difficult to comprehend without the heart of a king. Does Elder Xu, who surrendered to Heavenly Court, really understand?

The heart is like a tiger, sniffing the roses.

Thinking back to the trembling appearance of Master Xu and Elder Taishang, my heart was sad, and a shackle in the sky turned the tiger into a guard dog.

The gods in the sky want to treat Shuanghumen as a vicious tiger and let him bite people, but Shuanghumen has become a fox in order to protect himself, the two ends of the first mouse, and the creature is evolving. Or what should it be?

Come to think of it, as the leader of the gang, it can be regarded as inheriting Lu Laoliu's inheritance, although he lost more than 8,000 on the first day.

Although the night in the mountains is also a little cold, Liu Guanzhang does not feel cold at all, lying on the boulder where he is practicing, the boulder that has been burned during the day still has a trace of warmth at the moment. Lying on your back, the sky is in front of you.

The sky is so close that it seems that you can pluck the stars with your hand.

The sky is full of stars, and they all seem to be immortals.

Led by Ziweixing, when the emperor went out to patrol to the shore of Daming Lake, in the summer rain lotus crape myrtle, there is a poem to praise the saying: the summer rain lotus crape myrtle......

It doesn't seem right......

It's also too miscellaneous to read the book, Liu Guanzhang recalled again, about Ziweixing, Gou Chen Xing seems to be the son of Doumu Yuanjun, Doumu Yuanjun is a prolific old lady, in the spring of a certain year, she took a bath in the lotus pond, and I don't know which one she met, and then she gave birth to nine sons, the eldest son Gou Chen, for Gou Chen Emperor, and the second son Ziwei for Ziwei Emperor, all of them are one of the four emperors, and the Jade Emperor is the same level of the storage zài, the other seven are the Big Dipper, what greedy wolf, broken army, Wenqu Wuqu, Lu Cun Jumen, There is another one that should be called Lian Zhen.

The gods are there, Liu Guanzhang looked at the stars in the sky, and wondered in his heart, you just stay in the sky, what are you doing?

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Early the next morning, as soon as the sky was bright, Liu Guanzhang, who was asleep on the big stone, was called up by Elder Xu, looking at Elder Xu with sleepy eyes, the old man was in good spirits and smiling, "Helper, didn't we say that we want to go into the city?" ”

It's too early, it's not dawn yet! Daystar is still hanging in the sky - by the way, that guy is too platinum.

"There's a lot going on today! First you have to ask the butcher to bring the pigs up, and then didn't you say you want to go to the bar in the clay pot temple? There is also a license for Shuanghumen......"

Even coaxed and tricked, Liu Guanzhang woke up, scooped a scoop of cold water from the water tank in the courtyard, washed his face, and before he came back to his senses, he was pulled down the mountain by Elder Xu.

At the foot of the mountain, Lei Dabiao held a small stick, waiting on the way down the mountain with a resentful face, Elder Xu smiled and said: "My apprentice Lei Dabiao, you have seen it, take him, turn around and let him drive the pig up the mountain!" Da Biao, come here, call Uncle Shi! Elder Xu was dressed in a rustic tunic and had a torn black leather pocket in his hand, like a township entrepreneur in the eighties of the last century, and he felt very awkward when he said this.

Lei Dabiao and Liu Guanzhang started yesterday, a black-eyed green has not gone down, and at this moment the enemy has become the head, and he has to be called Uncle Shi, that is a hundred reluctance.

Liu Guanzhang was also a little embarrassed, "That, I didn't do it lightly or heavily yesterday, buddy, don't take it to heart......"

What kind of generation is this!

Seeing that the apprentice was still a little hostile to the new head, Elder Xu mediated and said, "The money to buy pigs today is the head's own pocket!" , you have to think about the boss when you eat pigs! ”

The three of them said, walking, and after a while, they went down the mountain, and they knew the road at this time, of course, much faster than when Liu Guanzhang came, and the two mountains passed, and the sky was already bright, and the cars on the road could already be seen there.

"Elder Xu, you got me up so early, are you afraid that I will have breakfast in the gang?"

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At the foot of the mountain, there were several mountain people, each family turned around, negotiated the price, and a big black pig of about 300 catties was driven out of the pen. Seeing the pig, Lei Dabiao's expression looked much better, it was really like seeing his daughter-in-law, and he couldn't close his mouth when he smiled.

"Go quickly, drive the pig up the mountain, let Master Ma pick it up, let's go first, you have a fast pace, chase us, see you at the town bus stop!"

Lei Dabiao looked reluctant, "Master, can I not go?" ”

Liu Guanzhang was very embarrassed, the first time he, the new head of the house, led the team to perform a mission, and some people expressed their reluctance to go, because they couldn't do kung fu and couldn't convince the public!

Elder Xu glared and said, "I know that you want to stay in the mountains and eat meat, it's a bit of a good thing!" After speaking, he squeezed his eyes and whispered: "Our new head is rich, can I take you to eat a good meal at noon?" ”

When Lei Dabiao heard this, his spirit immediately changed, and he said excitedly: "You guys go slowly, I'll send the pig up and down!" After that, he carried the pig's two hind legs, carried it directly on his shoulder, and disappeared as soon as he trotted. The big black pig writhed and struggled on top of him, as if shouting: Don't.

Liu Guanzhang looked at Lei Dabiao's back, speechless for a long time, originally thought that a foodie like himself was invincible in the world, but he didn't expect that there was a sky outside the sky, and there were people outside the world! For a stewed meat can carry a pig to run buddy, I don't marvel at your strength, I only admire your persistent yearning for food.

At the foot of the mountain, I walked more than ten miles along the dirt road, and the sound of footsteps behind me rubbed behind me, and when I looked back, Comrade Lei Dabiao took a big stride, almost throwing his body with his feet as the center, and followed in a few steps. wiped the sweat from his head and smiled, "Master, I'm back." ”

Carry the pig up the mountain, and then turn back, if there is an application problem, that is, Lei Dabiao and Liu Guanzhang broke up at the foot of the mountain (point A), and walked with their backs, Lei Dabiao arrived at the back kitchen of Shuanghumen (point B) and turned back, and finally caught up with Liu Guanzhang at the town (point C), knowing that the AB distance is X, and the BC distance is Y, asking, Lei Dabiao's speed is several times that of Liu Guanzhang......

This thing is still carrying pigs...... If you can carry a pig half as fast as your empty hand - forget it, it's hard enough to torture you.

In front of Elder Xu, Lei Dabiao was like a simple child, but in the face of Liu Guanzhang, who had just ascended to the position of head of the house, he still loved to ignore it, and the three of them walked along the path to the town, Lei Dabiao asked Elder Xu: "Master, why are we going to the city this time?" ”

Elder Xu seemed to be in a good mood and replied, "Give us a license for the Double Tiger Gate!" ”

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Today is a sad anniversary,

There were the tears of the Prime Minister that day,

There is the sensationalism of journalists,

More than a billion people, united as one,

Completely forgot the experts who refuted the rumors before,

and a school building without a few steel bars.

The child of heaven pointed to the nose of the god and asked:

Why do you bring such a calamity to the world?

The fairy said, actually, not entirely to blame me......