The eldest grandson Jun has been very panicked recently. In fact, he had held back for a long time, and at that time he didn't want to embarrass Yi Xichen, and he made the decision not to drag Yi Xichen into the water even if he held it for the rest of his life. However, later he and Yi Xichen confessed their hearts to each other, became a Taoist couple, and finally lived a shameless and beautiful life. He once thought that they would live like this forever, but he didn't expect that after returning to the Heavenly Sword Gate, he would once again live a miserable life in the pain of suffocating explosions every day.

The eldest grandson didn't understand why. Sometimes he also wanted to forcibly break into Yi Xichen's sea of knowledge to see what Yi Xichen was thinking, but in order to respect his lover, he still didn't do it in the end.

Yi Xichen said, just wait for two days. After two days, he said that he would wait for two more days, and it was not good. Once, when Yi Xichen was struggling between desire and reason, he accidentally said that he was also very anxious, but he should be better soon. The eldest grandson Jun asked him what it was, but he refused to say anything.

The eldest grandson Jun was very distressed. In addition to the unquenchable desire, there is another thing that gives him a headache, which is these new children from the Heavenly Sword Sect.

Since the eldest grandson Jun was a child, he has not been able to cope with children. He is much more precocious than his peers, so he is also used to being alone, if it weren't for Yi Xichen's thick enough skin to pester him, he would probably be a solitary cultivator like Yuying Zhenren now.

The children cried, the children made trouble, and the children played scoundrels. I don't know what's going on, the new disciples recruited by the Heavenly Sword Sect this year can all be tossed, either they are crying teenagers who cry like five thunders in the sky, or they are naughty boys who are not afraid of heaven and earth and can turn the whole mountain over. As far as the eldest grandson Jun treats people coldly, even Qiu Jian scares him for three points, but those boys are not afraid of him.

Once Qiu Jian came to see how they were teaching, and saw a young man climbing his eldest grandson Jun above him as if he were a tree. The eldest grandson Jun really stood there like a tree, numbly reciting the sword technique, the expression on his face could be regarded as expressionless, and there seemed to be a little bit of lovelessness. Qiu Jian's eyes were about to fall out.

The eldest grandson Jun often can't help but look at Yi Xichen's belly recently. Yi Xichen thought that he was also moved to be a parent when he watched the children, but in fact, the eldest grandson Jun was just rejoicing - fortunately that their shack child was not born, otherwise he really wouldn't dare to imagine what kind of life he lived. But thinking about it, if these naughty children have his and Yi Xichen's blood, maybe they won't be too annoying.

Two days later, the eldest grandson Jun completed the task of teaching his disciples homework, and was about to go back to rest, but encountered poison and medicine on the way.

The eldest grandson Jun respectfully saluted him: "Uncle Shi." After bowing, he left, but he didn't expect the poison to be there, but he grabbed him and didn't let him go.

"Zijun." Poison Youyao hugged his shoulders affectionately, "How are you doing?" ”

The eldest grandson said: "Very good, thank you Uncle for your concern." ”

Poison Youyao narrowed his eyes: "But what's the trouble?" ”

The eldest grandson looked at him in surprise. He was in distress, and the poison came. Could it be that there is poison and medicine, and what do you know? However, he is not a person who likes to reveal his heart to others, not to mention that it is all private matters, so he still said: "It's nothing." ”

Poison has medicine in his eyes, and this hesitation is in his eyes. After a while, Poison Youyao sighed softly: "You child, like your master, sometimes if you are too kind, you will find guilt for yourself. ”

Eldest grandson Jun: "Huh? ”

Poison and medicine said: "When you and Yi Xichen are double cultivating, you are usually on it, this is not bad, right?" ”

"Ha ???" The conversation turned too suddenly, and the eldest grandson was dumbfounded.

"If not, you just shake your head."

Of course, the eldest grandson Jun did not shake his head.

Poison Youyao nodded in satisfaction and left.

The eldest grandson Jun watched his uncle leave blankly.

Two days later, Poison Youyao called Yi Xichen over, and finally handed him a bottle of medicine: "The pill has been refined." ”

Yi Xichen suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. These days, the eldest grandson Jun is in a panic, why shouldn't he? The two of them slept in the same bed every day, and they were both men with strong blood, especially meat was hard to quit when it was opened, and he didn't know how many nights he bit the horn of the quilt and prayed for poison and medicine to refine the Shunzi Pill quickly. Yi Xichen hurriedly said: "Thank you, uncle!" ”

Poison Youyao waved his hand lightly: "No need. ”

Yi Xichen asked, "Uncle Shi, can this medicine really make people avoid children?" ”

Poison Youyao slowly shook the fan: "I am refining according to the prescription in the "Pharmacopoeia". If the Pharmacopoeia does not travel cuò, then the drug is considered to be effective. ”

Yi Xichen thanked him again and again, and was about to leave, but he heard the poison and said: "Yi Xichen, this medicine is for you." ”

"Ah???h Yi Xichen was startled, his face suddenly turned red, and he said hesitantly: "Uncle Shi, you you, you know?" ”

Know? Poison has medicine and raises eyebrows. Didn't he just know that Yi Xichen wanted to take the Avoiding Zi Pill for his concubine to eat, he didn't know what kind of person the woman was, so he specially refined the medicine and gave it to Yi Xichen. He advised, "You must take this medicine yourself to be effective." ”

Yi Xichen responded with a red face, and swallowed the medicine immediately.

In the evening, the eldest grandson returned to his residence after training a group of bear children, and as soon as he opened the door, he was startled by the situation in front of him. "Bang!" The eldest grandson Jun was so frightened that he threw the door hard, for fear of being seen by people outside.

I saw that on the big bed, Yi Xichen was wearing a thin pink shirt, at first glance, the shirt was tattered and full of holes, but after a closer look, those holes seemed to have been deliberately torn by the owner of the clothes, revealing some key places. Yi Xichen was lying on his side with his clothes wide open, one foot slowly rubbing upwards along the other smooth calf, and the already pitiful body-covering clothes slipped off with his movements, revealing more smooth skin, and the skin was still glowing with a faint oily shine, which made people want to touch it a few times. Yi Xichen held a flower in his mouth, and his eyes were like silk.

Eldest grandson Jun: "......"

Yi Xichen hooked his fingers to the eldest grandson, took off the flower branch, and said lazily: "Come on." ”

Eldest grandson Jun: "...... Burst. ”

Yi Xichen: "......"

The good peachy atmosphere was ruined by the smile of the eldest grandson, Yi Xichen's fair face instantly turned red as if it had been dyed, and he pulled the cloth on his body in embarrassment: "What ......are you laughing at?"

"What do you put on you?"

"Aphrodisiac Oil ......"

"What are you wearing?"

"Urging ......"

"Where did it come from?"

Two days ago......, Yi Xichen went to Dongchun Town in order to find a medicinal herb, and met the stall owner who sold him aphrodisiacs for the first time in the market. When acquaintances met, the stall owner enthusiastically recommended his recently newly developed elixir to Yi Xichen, and Yi Xichen bought a bottle at the venue. The stall owner thought that Yi Xichen was a fellow practitioner, and he cherished him, buy one and get one free, so Yi Xichen bought a bottle of aphrodisiac, and the stall owner gave him a Qiankun bag, which was full of his latest research and development results, and everything from heaven to earth.

In the eyes of the eldest grandson, Yi Xichen's pink "love suit" is already very terrifying. But the conscience of heaven and earth, Yi Xichen rummaged through the Qiankun bag, which was already the least terrifying thing he could find.

The eldest grandson was silent.

Yi Xichen embarrassedly gathered his clothes again, trying to cover the key parts, but the rag on his body was designed to cover the key parts, and his movements did not make any sense.

The eldest grandson Jun slowly walked over to him: "Why do you use these?" ”

Yi Xichen's eyes were glancing everywhere, and he blushed and didn't speak. In order to avoid the Zi Dan, he hung the eldest grandson Jun for several days, and today it was easy to get the Shunzi Dan, he wanted to make up for it to use these things shamelessly, but he didn't know that his approach became another layer of meaning in the eyes of the eldest grandson Jun.

The eldest grandson Jun walked up step by step and said slowly: "Why didn't you refuse a few days ago? ”

Yi Xichen couldn't answer.

The eldest grandson Jun narrowed his eyes. Yi Xichen refused to double cultivate with him for several days, and refused to say the reason when he asked the reason, as if the reason was difficult to explain. Today's attitude seems to be a desire to double cultivate with him, but he has taken out these things again. So the unspeakable reason is - can't you dislike him?! They have to use these props to urge his love, so that they can not succeed in double cultivation?! It seems that Yi Xichen has a good appetite over the years, and he can't feed him for three days and three nights!

As an "incompetent" small attacker, the eldest grandson can still maintain a calm mind: "If you have any dissatisfaction, you can tell me." ”

"Uh...... I...... I'm afraid you'll be angry......"

"No, it won't." The eldest grandson Jun was already standing beside the bed and stretched out his hand towards Yi Xichen.

There has been no intimate contact for many days, Yi Xichen just felt the breath of the eldest grandson Jun approaching, and his body reacted, and he couldn't cover it. He closed his eyes, his eyelashes trembling slightly. But the expected contact did not come, and he felt the eldest grandson Jun retreat and open his eyes blankly.

The eldest grandson said, "Wait a minute. With a drop of two words, he rushed out like a gust of wind - and of course he didn't forget to close the door tightly.

Yi Xichen was dumbfounded. What's going on? When the stall owner gave him this bag of "treasures", he mysteriously said that as long as he used one or two of them, his Taoist companions would pounce on him like hungry wolves, but the eldest grandson ran away instead. Could it be that Chang Sun Zijun doesn't like these things?

Yi Xichen couldn't help but touch the Qiankun bag, and poured out the other things in the bag to check them one by one. A bundle of ropes full of feathers, a string of egg chains that shake with the slightest imbue of spiritual power, a ring that flickers loose, and two magnets that contain the power of ice and fire......

There are some things that Yi Xichen can't help but tremble when he looks at them, and some things are inexplicable He doesn't know how to use them, and before he can finish reading these magic weapons, the door was slammed open again, and the eldest grandson Jun is back.

Yi Xichen hurriedly wanted to stuff the things back into the Qiankun bag, but it was too late, and the eldest grandson Jun had already seen all the magic weapons on the bed, and his face twitched violently

Yi Xichen: "......"

"You like these?"

“…… Maybe it's not what you think......"

"Want to use it?"

Yi Xichen could swear to the sky, he definitely didn't think about it. But if you don't want to use it, why bring it back? ――In fact, when he opened the Qiankun bag for the first time, Yi Xichen was so frightened that he almost threw everything away. After all, for a money fan, don't give away things for nothing, don't lose them, okay!

Rao is Yi Xichen is clever tongue, at this moment, this situation, he also feels speechless. So he quietly put everything away and changed the subject: "Where have you just been?" ”

"Take a leave of absence."

"Huh?"

"Seven days and seven nights."

"Seven days and seven nights? Do? ”

"you."

“……”

To build a harmonious socialist society, we need to start from the individual, we need to start from you and me, and the most important thing is to advocate eight honors and eight shames.

……

Yi Xichen's eyes were blurred on the chest of the eldest grandson, and the two of them were tightly knit, almost fused together. He raised his head and looked at the handsome face of the eldest grandson Jun, and couldn't help but reach out and outline the outline of the eldest grandson Jun with his fingers. eyebrows, eyes, nose bridge, lips......

His fingers went all the way down, ran across the Adam's apple of the eldest grandson, paused for a moment in his chest, and then continued down, sliding to the firm lower abdomen of the eldest grandson.

Yi Xichen suddenly blessed his heart, shuddered violently, and stood up.

The eldest grandson Jun stroked his long hair and said hoarsely, "What's wrong?" ”

"I'm thinking of a possibility." Yi Xichen's expression was extremely stern.

"Huh?"

"In your barrier, I conceived a child."

“……”

Yi Xichen has always taken it for granted that in the magic barrier of the eldest grandson, he was pregnant with a child, which may be some kind of natural ability of the eldest grandson, such as "making other men pregnant". But if the world of the demon barrier did give the eldest grandson Jun a certain gifted ability, but this ability is......

"Is it possible that in your magic barrier, all men can have children?"

Eldest grandson: "......???!!! ”

Then, the eldest grandson Jun, who is also a man, is likely not to "get other men pregnant", but "I can also get pregnant as a man".

At the same time, under the clear breeze and bright moon, two elders outside the Fengqi Hall were drinking.

Qiu Jian filled his wine glass with poison and medicine, and Qiu Jian raised his head and drank it all.

Putting down the wine jug, he said with poison: "I heard that the head of the family has recently obtained a new batch of Haiyun stones. ”

Qiu Jian had an alarm bell in his heart, and looked at him vigilantly: "Elder Poison is looking for me to drink today, is it for this matter?" ”

Poison Youyao smiled: "That sea rhyme stone is a good thing, I want to ask the head of the family how to distribute these treasures?" ”

Qiu Jian said: "It is indeed a treasure, but it is a good thing for sword refining, so it is naturally distributed to the disciples of the Sword Refining Pavilion and the Sword Guarding Pavilion." You Medicine Pavilion won't even grab this, right? ”

Poison Youyao continued to add wine to him: "The Haiyun Stone is indeed used to refine swords, but if it is used to make some clever things, it is also a good immortal material, isn't it?" ”

"Elder Poison, you are really ...... It is true that Haiyun Stone can be used for alchemy, but isn't it useless to do something small with such a good thing? It's better to refine the sword. ”

"It's good to refine swords, but my disciples in the Medicine Pavilion also need to use swords, right?"

"After all, not everyone in your medicine pavilion is the eldest grandson, and I haven't been short of you recently. Good things still have to be used on the blade, so don't grab the sea rhyme stone. ”

"Didn't the head of the sect say before that the four pavilions should be treated equally? It's unreasonable not to divide evenly. ”

"Even if it is equal, the division of labor between the four pavilions is different after all. Didn't most of those alchemy immortal materials be given to you? ”

"Yes, but aren't the pills refined by our Medicine Pavilion also distributed to the disciples of the Pavilion?"

Qiu Jian gritted his teeth: "Four-four-one-one." ”

"Deuce."

"Three-three-two-two, it can't be more."

Poison Youyao smiled slightly: "Three, two, two, three, it can't be less." ”

Qiu Jian: "......"

After swallowing the wine in the cup in one gulp, Qiu Jian gritted his teeth and said, "Elder Poison, you and Elder Medicine are clearly senior brothers, how can you be so much worse than him?" ”

Poison and medicine seemed to laugh but not smile: "Where is it." ”

Qiu Jian snorted, not mentioning Haiyun Stone's words, and changed the topic and said, "You have been hiding in the medicine house recently, and what good things have you refined?" ”

"Recently, I have indeed refined a new medicine according to the Pharmacopoeia."

Qiu Jian hurriedly said: "What kind of medicine, don't you take it out and distribute it to everyone?" I can consider the matter of the sea rhyme stone. "Although this poisonous medicine is full of black water, although the ability to make the organ is not as good as the medicine and not poisonous, but in conscience, the fact that he is alchemizing should not be underestimated.

Poison Youyao smiled and said: "I don't want to hide my secrets, I'm afraid that I will share it with everyone, and everyone will not dare to ask for it." ”

"Oh?" Qiu Jian asked curiously, "What kind of medicine is it?" ”

"Rebel Dan."

Qiu Jian frowned; "Haven't heard of it, what is that?"

"The so-called rebellion is rebellion against yin and yang. According to the records in the "Pharmacopoeia", if a woman eats this rebel pill, she may become infertile. ”

Qiu Jian furrowed his brows. That's the Kid Dan? It's not a new thing, and many Taoist couples often take this child avoidance pill if they don't want to have children. Why do you want to call it Rebel Dan? Is it also worth spending so much time tinkering with poison and medicine?

But when he heard the poison and medicine, he said slowly: "But if you can't take it for a pregnant man, you may be pregnant." "Poof!! Qiu Jian suddenly squirted out all the wine he had just drunk!

"How can there be such a thing in this world!! Qiu Jian jumped three feet away, his face was pale, and he touched his stomach with paleness, "Who invented this elixir?!" Crazy?! What the hell is this thing for!! ”

"You can't say that." Poison Youyao leisurely poured himself a glass of wine and took a sip, "Everyone in the world thinks that it is a woman's duty to have a child, but there are also women who don't want to have children, and there are men who want to have children, so there is this rebel pill." ”

Qiu Jian sneered back in his chair and sat down: "You should keep such a magical elixir for yourself, our people from the Heavenly Sword Sect will not be blessed." ”

Poison Youyao smiled slightly, noncommittal.

After a while, Qiu Jian couldn't help but be curious and asked, "What kind of rebel Dan is this?" Can a man have children? ”

"Who knows, the first person who refined this Taste Rebellion Pill was a male medicine cultivator, and his female Taoist couple didn't want to give birth, but he just wanted to try the experience of conceiving a baby in October. Most of the people who use this Reverse Zi Pill are also male and female Taoist couples, as for whether men and men will be useful......" Qiu Jian said meaningfully, "Maybe I'll know after a while." ”

Qiu Jian didn't know why, looking at the smile on Poison Youyao's face, he couldn't help but shudder. He suddenly decided, what kind of sea rhyme stone, it is better to let the four pavilions divide equally. This poisonous elder, he would never dare to offend!!

Poison was about to pour wine for him, Qiu Jian looked at the bright wine in the cup, as if something was rolling in it, making him start to roll and cramp in his abdomen. He hurriedly shirked and said, "Don't drink it, don't drink it, I'm not feeling well, so I'll go back and rest first." "I ran away.

Poison Youyao shouted behind him: "Where is the boss uncomfortable? Would you like me to take a look at it for you? How many pills can I prescribe for you? Oops, be careful of hitting trees! ”

Bang!

"Hahahaha......"

A few days later, the introductory teaching of the new disciples has come to an end, and the young people have already mastered the Taoist mental method, and then they will start all kinds of trials and differentiation and cultivation according to their strengths.

Qiu Jian specially selected a few extremely talented and likable disciples from the Sword Refining Pavilion. Ready to hand over to the eldest grandson Jun belt. Qiu Jian even had the idea of promoting his eldest grandson Jun and Yi Xichen to the youngest elders of the Heavenly Sword Sect, after all, it was difficult for such a young person to find others in the cultivation realm, and he could really be called the pride of the Heavenly Sword Sect. It happened that the eldest grandson's vacation was also over, and Qiu Jian went to them in person to show his sincerity.

However, when Qiu Jian pushed open the door of the eldest grandson Jun and Yi Xichen, he saw that it was empty. Qiu Jian walked into the room in surprise, only to see a piece of paper on the table, and only one sentence was written on the paper.

"Go out of the mountain to experience, there will be a period in the future, don't read it. - The eldest grandson, Yi Chengshang"

Qiu Jianden stumbled and sighed, but the person had left, he had the heart to stay, and there was no one to say.

Years later.

When Lu Ziyao was traveling outside the mountain, he heard that there were demon cultivators nearby who were doing evil, and he had already killed three people. How could he sit idly by and ignore such a thing, and immediately inquired about the location of the demon cultivator, and Edgeworth went.

However, when he arrived at the valley where the demon cultivator was hiding, he didn't find any demonic energy. After inspecting the valley, but seeing two down-and-out monks coming out of the cave, Lu Ziyao hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Fellow Daoist, where are the evil demon cultivators hiding here?" ”

The two Dao Masters glanced at each other and said successively: "You're late, Eldest Sun Zhenren and Yi Zhenren have already slashed that demon cultivator." "We were held hostage by that demon cultivator, and we were fortunate to have the help of two real people. Unexpectedly, I was fortunate enough to be able to glimpse the rainbow sword of the eldest grandson Zhenren, and this hardship is not a loss. ”

When Lu Ziyao heard that his eldest grandson Jun and Yi Xichen appeared, he was overjoyed. Previously, the two people in the Heavenly Sword Gate did not say goodbye, it has been many years, and they have never had the opportunity to meet again, but today is a coincidence, they always have to meet and have a cup of tea together. So Lu Ziyao hurriedly asked, "Are they already gone?" Where are you going? ”

The two men pointed out, "Go there!" "It's less than a stick of incense, so I guess I haven't gone far!"

Lu Ziyao hurriedly chased in the direction they pointed.

Flying over the two mountains, Lu Ziyao never saw the figures of the eldest grandson Jun and Yi Xichen, and couldn't help but regret it, thinking that they had missed it. For those who cultivate the truth, the years are like a flick of a finger. I missed this time, and I don't know when I will see you next time.

However, just as he was full of regret, he suddenly saw four figures in the valley below. Two men and two boys, about five or six years old, were running around the mountain with their heads tied with balls. The two men sat under a tree - it was the eldest grandson Jun and Yi Xichen!

Lu Ziyao hurriedly dropped his sword and went down.

Yi Xichen and his eldest grandson Jun Fang solved a demon cultivator who did a lot of evil, and the rescued sufferers gave them many things as a thank you, and there was no shortage of some rare immortal materials and magic weapons. Yi Xichen's eyes straightened as he counted the money. They naturally noticed that Lu Ziyao was coming, and looked up at Lu Ziyao, Yi Xichen raised a big smile, but he was reluctant to put down the treasures in his hand, so he waved his hand to Lu Ziyao and motioned for Lu Ziyao to go over and speak.

Lu Ziyao was about to walk towards them, but the two little boys ran up and blocked Lu Ziyao's way. Lu Ziyao took a closer look, and saw that the two little boys were smart and tender, with red lips and white teeth, which were very likable. They look almost identical, and it seems that they are twin brothers. If you look closely, you can see the difference, the child in blue is more innocent, and the child in red is more stable

The little boy in blue said, "Big brother, are you looking for our big daddy and little daddy?" ”

Lu Ziyao was taken aback. Big Daddy Little Daddy? He couldn't help asking, "Whose children are you?" ”

The boy in red pointed to the eldest grandson Jun and Yi Xichen under the tree: "That's our big daddy and little daddy." ”

Lu Ziyao became more and more surprised. These two children are actually the children of the eldest grandson Jun and Yi Xichen? No, that doesn't sound right.

As if sensing his doubts, the little boy in blue said, "Big brother, do you want to ask us why we don't have a mother like those people?" We were picked up by the dads by the river. ”

The boy in red patted the boy in blue on the shoulder: "Stupid." I asked the other children earlier, and their aunts and dads also said that they had picked them up. Some of them were picked up from the river, some were picked up from the mountains, and the worst ones were picked up from the dung pit! But they said that Daddy and Auntie were all liars, they were born by Daddy and Auntie, but their Daddy and Auntie were embarrassed to sue them, so they said that they were picked up. So, the two of us may also be born to Big Daddy and Little Daddy. ”

Lu Ziyao was dumbfounded: "Raw, raw, raw? Who gave birth to it? ”

The boy in red tilted his head, bit his fingers and said seriously, "Guess? ”

Lu Ziyao: "~! @#￥%……&*（）”

While they were talking, Yi Xichen and the eldest grandson finally ran over after counting their belongings. One of them picked up the boy in blue, and the other picked up the boy in red, and said with a smile: "Senior Brother Lu, meet again!" ”

The eldest grandson Jun held the child in one hand and held Yi Xichen's hand with the other: "Let's go, find a place to sit for a while." ”

Lu Ziyao came back to his senses at this time, and said busily: "Hey, okay, let's go!" ”

The sun was setting, stretching their sword shadows long, long.