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There are two toilets on one floor, one for men and one for women, and the entire floor belongs to the Qian Group. I saw a small stool in the utility room that had been opened up at the turn next to me, and I was sitting there. But this smell is not good, so I simply clean it up.

After flushing the toilet with water one by one, I wiped the floor tiles with a mop, and sure enough, the smell was not so flushing. turned out a box of sanitary incense left before, and ordered a plate in each of the two toilets, and suddenly the toilet was full of green smoke, exuding bursts of fragrance. Clean up all kinds of toilet paper in the paper basket, and you're done for the time being. There are only two toilets, and I have to hold on for the sake of the house and the future. As long as I am paid, I can sweep the streets.

In the utility room there is a standard covered trash can that also contains an oversized black trash bag. I saw that there were wheels under the garbage can, and I pushed it into the toilet. After emptying all the used toilet paper in the women's toilet into the trash can, I pushed it to the men's toilet.

Someone came in, and I was saying, "Wait a minute, it'll be right away." ”

After finishing the toilet paper in the last room, I looked back and was stunned, it was number one. And Number One stood there, looking at me with interest.

"It's you!" I pretended to be heartless, as if I was doing the work.

"Why did I see you promoted as soon as I came?" No. 1 saw my puzzled look, and said with a smile: "Director, toilet director." ”

I was angry and funny, and pushed the trash can out: "Please feel free to Mr. He." ”

Number One took a turn in the toilet: "Well, yes, it's much cleaner than before." It's also comfortable to use. ”

I also sarcastically replied: "Then please Mr. He pee more, don't waste my hard work." ”

"I don't pee, it's tuba." Number one pushed open a small toilet door and entered... I'm thinking a little wickedly, what's the difference between aliens and humans, no.

Sitting in the utility room, I felt quiet. It's all here, what else is Princess Jingjing?

At this time, Qian Zhongliang also came, originally went in, his eyes swept to me, and he turned out again: "Why are you sitting here?" ”

I stood up and replied helplessly, "Hello, my daughter has made me the head of the toilet now." ”

"How could she do this... Qian Zhongliang seemed to be angry, but after sighing, the words he said were actually like this: "It's all spoiled by me, I've really wronged you." ”

didn't say that I was asked to go back as an assistant, what does this Qian Zhongliang want? I was stunned for a moment, and immediately responded: "It's all work anyway, just get the money." ”

"It's good if you think so, I told them not to give you any more work, you can do it." Qian Zhongliang walked into the toilet.

Leave me there stunned, what does this money Zhongliang mean?

At this time, there was the sound of pumping, and No. 1 walked out, rinsed his hands with water at the sink slightly, walked up to me, raised his arm and looked at the table: "It's time for lunch, your lunch break here should be from twelve to one o'clock, right?" ”

"Hmm~" I wasn't in a good mood, so I casually responded, and the assistant wouldn't be in a good mood if he was assigned to clean the toilet.

"Let's eat together, let's go." Number One shook his head out of the bathroom.

"This..." I just wanted to refuse, but other employees came over, both men and women, and they were all ready to buy lunch boxes when they were ready, and the lunch break was approaching.

In that being the case ... Under the curious gaze of the others, I simply responded: "Okay, go eat!" But you're in for a treat. ”

"Hehe, of course I please, do I want you to please? Let's go. "Number One went out the door.

In that case, you're welcome, I kept the number one up and followed the first under the gaze of the others. Human beings are snobbish, not to mention that in shopping malls and workplaces, almost everyone forgets to go to the toilet, just looking at the dignified Mr. He, who actually wants to invite me, a toilet sweeper, to lunch.

There are shops of all grades downstairs and nearby, including small shops selling 12 yuan spicy pork noodles and 8 yuan pickled meat noodles, as well as tall restaurants.

Number One took me to a mid-range home-cooked meal: "The food here is well done, I ate it once. ”

This small shop is almost full, and it is all white-collar workers who come to share tables and eat together from nearby offices. Now a box of lunch boxes costs 12 yuan, and the price here is posted on the wall. Looking at the situation at each table, basically seven or eight people order six dishes and one soup, and the average is 14 to 18 yuan, and if you pay three or five yuan more, you can eat a lot of dishes.

It's not quite there yet, so the people are okay, not too much, there are two vacant seats to sit down, and the first one starts ordering.

I sat there thinking about it, and after a while, after a while, the first one called me, "What's the matter, it seems to be thinking about something." ”

"Yes, I don't understand, what Qian Zhongliang thinks." I was a little annoyed: "I was supposed to be transferred to the headquarters, but his daughter asked me to clean the toilet but didn't care." As long as he says a word, won't he let me transfer back to be an assistant? ”

No. 1 took out a napkin and began to wipe the chopsticks: "Of course, if you want to be a boss lady, you have to wait first, of course, there are really few people who can manage this eldest lady." Then you have to be patient and stand the toss. The more difficult it is, the more you can see a person's endurance and temperament. ”

I was about to roll my eyes: "I don't want to be a boss." ”

"That's fine." Number One began to wipe the bowl again: "There's no need to help you, anyway, you won't marry him, or be his Xiaomi." If you sleep with him, you don't even have to go to work, and your salary will be credited to your card at that time, and it can be doubled. ”

"Well, I work part-time, I don't sell my body." I snorted angrily, but One's words did make sense. Regardless of whether Qian Zhongliang takes a fancy to me or not, he will not wade into this troubled water in the first place, Qian Jingjing is his biological daughter, what am I, a fart!

The food began to come up, and the food was served very quickly, in order to be able to receive a few more tables at noon. These white-collar workers will leave after eating, return to the company and continue to work, will not drink lightly, and brag for hours as soon as they brag.

I picked up the chopsticks and said hatefully: "The director is the director, anyway, the money is the same." I see that Qian Jingjing will run to the toilet and make trouble with me! ”

No. 1 had already started to eat, and said: "Others won't, but this Jingjing, it's hard to say!" ”

"Then let's make trouble in the toilet, I'll ignore her." I'm sulking with chopsticks, what's this called, let me clean the toilet.

"Okay, don't be angry, eat vegetables. Delicious! "Number One helped me clip a chopstick and put it in my bowl.

Then eat, at this time the rice came up, it was a big pot, I took the initiative to pick up the spoon: "How much do you eat?" "I want to help No. 1 with rice.

"You Sheng first, and the rest is mine." Mouth No. 1 never stopped.

After I finished the meal, our dishes were ready. He ordered seven or eight dishes in one go, and asked for a soup.

Looking at the table, there was a big bowl of rice, and I thought, I must not be able to eat it all... But after ten minutes, I knew that I was wrong, because not only did I eat all the dishes, but I also finished the meal. This bowl of rice is about half a catty.

Looking at No. 1, I was a little worried: "Why do you eat so much... Is there something wrong with your body? ”

"No, I'm in good health, I'm just hungry. I've gained a lot of weight, and this week, I've gained 10 pounds. If it weren't for the clothes, the flesh on the stomach could be seen. Number One also lifted the side of his suit, revealing his belly with a designer belt. It seems that the belt holes have been moved back two squares.

It's good that the body is fine, and I joked: "Got old enough to get lucky?" ”

"Possibly." No. 1 looked at me with a smile: "You care about me so much, do you like me?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, and immediately smiled bitterly, and I can't scold No. 1 for being a little kid, after all, he is already a major shareholder of the company. After thinking about it, he used the previous thing: "It seems that you dislike my youth." ”

"You're a little younger, but now look at it, it's good to be young." Number One rested his arms on the table so he could get closer: "Why don't we start all over again?" ”

"Start over?" I laughed, "Did we start?" ”

"It's not that I was young and ignorant before." Number one is going to make me squirt rice again.

Just last year's incident, they are all twenty-nine years old, and the big tyrants of several shareholders of listed companies are better than ordinary people, and they actually say that they are young and ignorant.

"Oh, don't you think I'm young now? Less than a year, I'm aging so fast? I tried to get away from the topic: "It looks like I'm going to go back for a maintenance, but you don't think I'm young, I'm really old." ”

"No, you're still very young, but it's different, I didn't know you before." Number One looked at me.

I wanted to ask what was going on now, but I swallowed it anyway.

Number One was waiting there, just waiting for me to ask. So you can't ask, how about asking? Number two and number three will start to pursue violently again, and that is enough to annoy me, if number one wants to get in, I can die.

I snorted, "It's almost time, I'm going to work again." ”

No. 1 looked at me and smiled: "No one dares to blame you for being late for a while, you just said that you went to dinner with the company's customers." ”

"I don't dare." I had a little resentment in my stomach: "Don't say that I not only seduce other people's fathers, but also the major shareholders of the company." ”

"Oh, you're talking about Comrade Jingjing." No. 1 raised his eyebrows with a bit of playfulness: "Then she prefers you to seduce me, so that her father will be safe, and she and her boyfriend will not be able to get married." ”

Speaking of this, I asked, "So what happened to her and my ex now?" ”

"What else!" No. 1 pursed his lips: "It's hanging like this, maybe I've slept yet, but I haven't had it in my stomach yet, just wait for your ex-husband to make her belly bigger." If you hurry up, get pregnant first, and still have a son, then you can be the mother of the main palace. ”

"Who's going to be his main palace." It's too direct, I smile wryly. A little Qian Zhongliang is still in place, he just doesn't agree to this marriage, and he didn't see his ex in the company when he came over, which proves that Qian Zhongliang didn't let him enter the company to get a half-official position.

No. 1 leaned comfortably on the back of the chair: "Now Comrade Jingjing should realize that feelings should be based on material foundations." Knowing no, all her salary was transferred to the company's shares by Qian Zhongliang, which is equivalent to the company's shares being sold to her. After all, there is only one daughter, and after three or five years, this company will be Qian Jingjing's. ”

I looked at No. 1: "Do you think Qian Jingjing has the ability to take over this company?" ”

"Nope!" No. 1 is very straightforward: "She does everything she does is nonsense, and she believes anyone's words." Since she joined the group as the general manager, nothing has been done. set up a team, those people I looked at at it were bragging, holding laptops, projection display, this project can earn 10 million, that project can earn 20 million, a strong brag, she believes it. When people are hired and come back, they can't make money in three or six months, so they cut these people and recruit another batch of them. But these people's salaries are 40,000 or 50,000 a month, and the monthly wages of their assistants and artists are 10,000 yuan, and the wages of these four months alone have lost more than 800,000 yuan. I've seen a group of people this time, and it's still a braggart type. ”

"Of course, the Qian family is very big, and all this money is trivial, and other places still make money. Qian Zhongliang is willing to spend this money to train a successor, but at present, if this company is in the hands of Qian Jingjing, it will definitely lose money. So I came this time to negotiate to let Qian Jingjing's salary be given to me, and I sold some of my shares to her. In this way, both of them have shares, and Qian Zhongliang can retire later and keep part of my investment. ”

Hearing my laughter, I also had angina: "So much salary, why give me such a little bit." ”

No. 1 was happy: "Because you can't blow it, they can blow a hundred yuan into a million, and no matter how you say a hundred yuan, it will be up to one and a half million." ”

"You can't last long." Isn't not bragging, not lying, the basic principle of being a human being?

No. 1 laughed and said, "Then don't blow it, clean the toilet with a salary of two or three thousand." And the 120 million blows, after blowing into the company, you can drag it out, and after half a year, you make money and leave, and you calculate how many years you can work for the salary you get during the probation period. And after you go out, you can continue to fool around. You must know that bragging is also a technical job, you must be organized, and you must come up with evidence to prove it, you say you can earn 10 million, what do you use to earn? Others can take it out, what connections, these CEOs are very familiar, what is their name, mobile phone number, and they often eat together, sauna and play golf. Or what projects have you done before, how much money you have made. In fact, it is possible that those CEOs don't know him at all, and that project is actually done by someone else, and the credit is put on himself. ”

A monthly salary of 50,000 yuan, half a year's income is 300,000 yuan, and if I have 40,000 a year, I will do it for more than seven years, and people can get it in half a year... This society is so unfair, but it is very fair, I have the ability to fool, anyone can fool.

I sighed long: "It seems that Qian Zhongliang gave me money to clean the toilet because he took pity on me." (To be continued.) )