Chapter 69: Three strategies to retire from the mother-in-law
In the Little Bird Cafe, the disheveled and sloppy Liu Guanzhang sat opposite the school flower, and the service staff and customers next to him all looked sideways, although they didn't say it, but what they thought in their hearts was that the good cabbage made the pig arch.
Liu Guanzhang, who is known for his face, is already so strong that he ignores Cheng DΓΉ, who is cold at them, but Yang Liu'an is still a little unaccustomed to it, holding a cup of latte and frowning.
"Now, it's our business that my mother is coming, how are you going to explain it to her?"
Liu Guanzhang rinsed his mouth with coffee, "The soldiers will block the water and cover the soil, I have three strategies, but I can retire your mother!" β
Yang Liu'an gave him another kick under the table, and said angrily: "Retire your mother!" Quit, Mom! My mother is your enemy, huh? β
Liu Guanzhang didn't care, anyway, he didn't know who his own mother was, "Mother-in-law and son-in-law are natural enemies!" I was deceived by raising such a big girl, and she will inevitably hate me, this is inevitable. β
Yang Liu'an stiffened his nose and said dissatisfiedly: "Don't talk useless, tell me what you have in mind!" β
Liu Guanzhang drank coffee, and Shi Shiran said: "Go to the army to fight and conspire, and surrender the army without a fight!" My best policy is to call the tiger and the wolf! Your mother must not have a residence permit in Shengyang City, right? I know someone in the shelter, just find two buddies, and your mother will check her residence permit when she gets off the train! Repatriate the old lady directly to her hometown! β
Yang Liu'an gritted his teeth, "If this coffee hadn't been hot, I would have splashed it on your face!" Is there such a scourge to his mother-in-law? Say something else! β
"I also know the ...... of intercepting ~ interviews"
"Get out of here!"
"If you can't avoid it, then you can only use the next strategy, our mother is not worried about the problem of more money, but afraid that you will go on the wrong path! There's nothing to worry about, you're above board! It's just that I got a boyfriend, and my boyfriend is not a rich second generation, but I have worked hard for 4 years, and I have saved some savings by my own ability. β
"Love Fund?"
"That's right! As for me, I am an aspiring young man, while learning knowledge on campus, while working and studying, in the past few years, I have saved 1.5 million, all of which will be handed over to you for preservation! You say, who doesn't love such a son-in-law? You can't fuck me to death? β
Yang Liu'an nodded slightly, this is indeed reasonable, I am a senior this year, and my family does not prohibit myself from falling in love, so it is not bad to introduce Liu Guanzhang to my mother, and I can also make a good impression.
"That's what you're talking about? So what's next? β
"This is the next policy, and the middle policy is to intercept ~ visit ......"
"Okay, shut up, let's use this strategy!" Yang Liu'an interrupted him impatiently and threatened: "In the future, you must not have such vicious thoughts about my mother!" β
Liu Guanzhang smiled, "Don't worry, I haven't had a father or a mother since I was a child, your mother is my mother!" After a while, the two of us will go to the street for a walk, I will be pulled from head to toe, and we will go to the train station to pick up my mother together tomorrow morning! By the way, which bus did my mother take? β
Yang Liu'an thought for a while, "I didn't ask, it should be the one who arrived at half past nine in the morning, the same car they all took when they came to Shengyang to see me in the past." β
"Okay, then it's decided, you pay me to go shopping for clothes in a while, and I'll accompany you to pick up my mother tomorrow!"
"Why wait a while? Let's go now! β
"Wait, I'll have to rinse the garlic in my mouth!"
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The new son-in-law saw his mother-in-law for the first time, so he had to dress up well, and Liu Guanzhang also made a bloody investment, and before entering the mall, he went to the bank first. The case was eliminated, and he was not afraid to use the ATM, so he inserted the card into it to see the balance, but Yang Liu'an was startled.
"I didn't expect you to be quite rich?"
Looking at Liu Guanzhang's sloppy appearance, Cari actually saved 200,000! Thinking that he was a senior and still living on living expenses sent by his family, Yang Liu'an was a little embarrassed.
"Actually, I still owe the school more than 80,000 yuan in tuition, and the school said that if I don't give money, I won't give me a graduation certificate, I think about it, a graduation certificate can be sold for 80,000 yuan, which is also quite cost-effective."
"That's also amazing, I was in school, and I'm still living at home."
"You're a senior and I'm an eight, can that be the same? And it doesn't cost money to eat and live in school, thanks to the principal's meticulous care for me, I was afraid that I wouldn't be full, so he gave me his own meal card, and I ate it for eight years! β
If the principal heard this, he would definitely scold the street, and no one would be willing to invite a rice bucket to eat for eight years!
Yang Liu'an has always sighed that people are not fair from birth, and when he was still coquettish under the wing of his parents, he had to face the hardships of survival. How can a person who can be admitted to university in a juvenile detention center not be able to complete his studies? He just wanted to circumvent the hardships of life and use the school to reduce the cost of living. His classmates regarded him as the mascot in the school, but who knew the helplessness and bitterness behind him?
"How did you save so much money?"
"I make a lot of money! Help people sign in, write papers, love letters, reviews, and by the time I am a sophomore, it doesn't matter which department it is or who is in the hands of the offender, I will just make a phone call! Not to mention anything else, it's the job of kidnapping you, didn't I make a million all at once! β
"Isn't it one and a half million?"
"That 500,000 is liquidated damages!" Liu Guanzhang smiled, said this, and chose 20,000 yuan on the withdrawal amount on the screen.
"Why are you mentioning so much?"
"The first time I saw my mother-in-law, I had to change into decent clothes, I came to us, I arranged it in the hotel, I can't go to the roadside stall for dinner, how can I not let our mother go empty-handed when I leave, more or less I have to bring some souvenirs back! 20,000 may not be enough! β
Yang Liu'an pouted, "Just you?" As long as I don't let the intercepted~ interviewer put my mother in a black jail, I'll be thankful! β
Liu Guan Zhang Yile, "Actually, that middle strategy can be considered, after getting your mother inside, I will be a hero to save my mother-in-law, with this life-saving grace to lay the foundation, it will work better than saying anything good!" Aren't you just going to do that? β
"You give me a farther death!"
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went to take care of his hair first, and then went straight to the big shopping mall, upstairs and downstairs for such a moment, Liu Guanzhang desperately wanted to jump off the building. After shopping for no less than three hours, he finally chose a beige casual suit with brown leather shoes, and Yang Liuan was satisfied.
Standing in front of the fitting mirror and looking at yourself like a dog, even if you stand next to the goddess, you don't need to be ashamed of yourself like before. Yang Liu'an is also very satisfied with this new image, people rely on clothes, horses and saddles, dogs run happily with bells, although the current Liu Guanzhang can't say how handsome he is, but this height and body type are here, and the natural clothes rack is always a little handsome.
Liu Guanzhang hugged the girl over, and said to the mirror: "Look, we are actually quite a good match, why didn't I find out before!" β
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Congratulations to the second master of the book, 26...... You know who it is, it's a mosaic as soon as it comes out. Are you tipping because Liu Guanzhang's pickle girl cheats are close to your heart? Go boy, stick to the shameless spirit, and eventually a girl will succumb to your obscenity. In addition, don't bluff my comrade because of the three words of my mother-in-law twice a high reward, how much hatred I have to have with my mother-in-law, I have three strategies, can I return her mother?