Chapter 92: The Man in the Kitchen
Chu Hao didn't come back alone, he also brought back a wild! Man! Person!
Ruan Bai's eyes narrowed.
Fang Yu subconsciously took a step back, and vigilance rose in his heart. can be called a grandmaster, the actual combat experience is simply outrageous, and the sensitivity to crises is also honed in actual battles.
For Fang Yu, he hadn't felt such a substantial danger for a long time. And the source of danger is just a little man who is not half his age?
Fang Yu squinted his eyes, then snorted, his eyes widened a little, the smile on the corner of his mouth expanded a little, and he soon grinned: "Mud trench, honey and dried meat!" ”
He grew up in the steppes, but in fact he didn't speak the Huns very well. When he was a child, although his mother told him the Da Zhou dialect, how many years have passed, and now he can only understand a few words, and what he says is still inevitably ridiculous, but the four words of honey and dried meat are not to mention how authentic!
Ruan Honey Dried Meat Bai instantly died of fish eyes, swept towards Chu Hao, and said in a cold tone: "Say." "Now that the upright army is returning to the city, even if there are actually no civilians in the city of Shunyang Pass, the atmosphere is very warm. Ruan Bai relied on his excellent relationship to get a position in the front row, and he was able to move forward with the flow of people.
Chu Hao looked left and right, and now the army had just crossed the city wall, and pulled a certain Ruan surname: "Go home and say." ”
Ruan Bai is not unreasonable, and the current environment is indeed not suitable for kneeling abacus. Once it quieted down, Ruan Bai had time to take a closer look at his man.
For these soldiers on the grassland, all the logistics are handled by Ruan Bai. Even when the logistics were the most difficult, he did not shorten the various materials on the grassland, plus their own battle results, and they were very good at fighting to feed the war. As a man in charge of logistics, Chu Hao has all kinds of personal packages, from eating, drinking, and clothing, to various medicine props...... But Chu Hao still lost weight significantly.
When he saw Chu Hao for the first time, Ruan Bai actually didn't have such an intuitive feeling. After all, among a group of "refugees", Chu Hao is still the most human-looking one. But when I got closer, I didn't need to get started, just looking at the clothes, I knew that the muscles that should have been tense were now a little fluttering.
Ruan Bai didn't want Chu Hao to be a sick girl at all, and he was distressed and went straight to his face, and even forgot to investigate the honey and dried meat, and even the righteous brother General Cao, who was carried in on a stretcher, only noticed it when he was about to arrive at the general's mansion.
"Big brother is hurt?"
General Cao snorted twice, commanded his soldiers to carry him into the house, only looked at Ruan Bai with his eyes, and sighed: "Some people, adversity sees the truth!" ”
As soon as Ruan Bai heard this neutral voice, he knew that there was nothing wrong with him, so he simply turned around and asked Chu Hao with his eyes: What's wrong?
Chu Hao pursed his lips and whispered in Ruan Bai's ear: "In the last battle, General Cao rushed too hard...... When he finished dismounting, he broke his foot. ”
Ha? Ruan Bai used a "you are joking" look to strongly question Chu Hao. A general who is not an exaggeration to rush over in the midst of thousands of troops and horses, was not injured during the battle, but after the battle, he dismounted and fell off his horse or something?
Ruan Bai thoughtfully made an excuse for General Cao: "Stirrup...... Aren't you used to it? "After all, there used to be stirrups, but now I have only used it for a few months, and I have suffered a small injury or something if I use it improperly......
General Cao looked at him with a wooden face and a wooden voice: "No, there is a pit where you dismount." "That pit grows so insidious, so insidious! But the palm is big, but it's still very deep, and the grass is still very dense, so I can't see anything unusual at all, until I step on it......
He remembered that he wanted to say something imposing and morale-boosting, but he twisted his foot defenselessly and fell to the ground.
Ruan Bai's expression remained unmoved. It's not that he doesn't think it's funny, but no matter how funny he is, he has to save face for his brother-in-law.
General Cao saw that his face was tense like this, and he didn't bother to teach him any favoritism, and waved his hand to let them go. In fact, Ruan Bai did it, how could he not count it in his heart? The Cao family army was able to wander on the grassland for so long, and it was not chased by the Hun cavalry into dogs, but it won many battles in a row, at least half of which relied on Ruan Bai's logistical support. He, the leader of Shunyang Pass, doesn't he know the foundation of armaments? Ruan Bai can do this, it is simply from nothing.
Ruan Bai took Chu Hao home, followed by a strong man: "Who is he?" "Where did Chu Hao come from? It was not obvious in a group of people who were all in tatters just now, but as soon as he stood up like this, Ruan Bai immediately felt the aura of a master. And this man is still wearing Hun clothes, right?
"His name is Fang Yu, and he is the one who captured the Hun prince and sent it to ...... Trade. On the way, Chu Hao was inconvenient to elaborate, so he could only say concisely, "I promised to give him and the Hun prince the same weight of honey and dried meat." ”
Ruan Bai's eyes were full of "You are teasing me again", his eyes slanted upward, looking particularly unserious and seductive!
Especially for a man who has been wild on the grassland for more than two months, his eyes are almost green! Chu Hao was a little anxious, and he couldn't wait to gnaw Ruan Bai a few times at once.
Ruan Bai was also weak when he was seen by Chu Hao. This kind of thing is understood by all men. But now there are a lot of obstacles......
He simply turned back to Fang Yu and said, "Hello, my name is Ruan Bai, and there just happen to be some honey and dried meat at home, but the quantity is not enough, and honey is difficult to find." ”
It is also a coincidence that during this period of time, the people at the border have strengthened their awareness of security precautions/attacks, coupled with the deliberate support of Ruan Bai's side; They organized manpower, and under the leadership of Ah Qiang and others, they divided into several groups and plowed the surrounding mountains and forests.
Now, the security loopholes that need to be guarded against have also been plugged, and the wild bees that were originally hiding in the mountain nests have also been killed. Yun Gu sent the largest wild honeycomb over. With the intensification of the war, Yun Gu has obviously become the logistics leader in the villagers' security team, and most of the things that contact Ruan Bai are also run back and forth. The donkey that Ruan Bai gave her at the beginning came in handy. What carries people and goods and carries prisoners, everything is pulled.
However, no matter how big the wild honeycomb is, it is absolutely impossible to make a man-heavy honey and dried meat. That's not all, there are a group of hungry wolves living in the house, all of them are big men, and they can eat each of them!
Ruan Bai himself is not very cold to sweets, but it is probably not easy to obtain sweets in this era, anyway, sweet things can basically be called luxuries, and it is not easy to eat them, where will they be picky and not delicious? What's more, honey sauce, dried meat, honey sauce, dried bean curd, honey sauce, sausage, honey sauce, barbecued pork...... It's really delicious!
Ruan Bai did it overnight after learning the news that Chu Hao and they were coming back yesterday. A group of hungry wolves have the ability to "work overtime" and wait until he finishes it. That is, the level of his hiding is too high, so he can keep half of it. Originally, it was reserved for Chu Hao, but he didn't expect to give it to this person named Fang Yu.
However, this business is wanted! It's so cheap that there is wood! Even if the Hun prince is a super fat man weighing two hundred kilograms, this business will make a lot of money!
Fang Yu was very well-behaved when he heard that there was something to eat, and nodded with a sparkling look in his eyes: "Okay, honey preserved meat." ”
"I'm not called Honey Preserved Meat, I'm called Ruan Bai." Even if he plans to become internationally famous, he must not use the name of honey preserved meat!
It's a pity that Fang Yu's tongue is a little unstraight, he tried several times, and gave Ruan Bai several strange names, but he couldn't accurately say the word Ruan Bai, and he was a little anxious for a while-if he couldn't say it accurately, would the honey and dried meat that he said be gone?
At this time, Chu Hao said cheaply on the side: "You can call him Ergou." ”
"II...... Dog. Fang Yu said Guò over and over again, smiled innocently, and learned to speak with Chu Hao, "You can call me Mao Mao." ”
Horse eggs! Ruan Bai looked at Chu Hao with the eyes of "you are tired and crooked", and got a simple smile from Chu Hao.
As a result, Shunyang Guandang Street staged a drama of dog officials bullying and oppressing good people.
Ruan Bai usually doesn't pay attention to dressing, but isn't today welcoming General Cao's return from a great victory? That must be a little more solemn, Ruan Bai also took care of it carefully, but in fact, it was not too public. He is not like the king of Pingxi and a few of them, in order to highlight his momentum, he also deliberately drew his eyebrows and put on makeup, looking particularly awe-inspiring/old white face! Ruan Bai is still a developing teenager, standing in a group of long legs, as inconspicuous as he wants.
However, everything is contrasted. What are the images of Chu Hao and Fang Yu? It's just a little bit better than the savages. Chu Hao was so masculine that even dogs hated it before, well, then he scrubbed it hard and polluted a river; But then there was no more. He took a bath and fought, and rushed back from the grassland......
As for Fang Yu, it was even more needless to say. Chu Hao is young after all, and he doesn't have much beard. Fang Yu is called a bearded ballast, half of his face is invisible, and his hair is even more non-mainstream.
In the past, when Ruan Bai was an agent, if he encountered an extraordinary situation, he could endure a worse image than this. But now he is not "retired", under the conditions, he still has a little cleanliness fetish.
So, the carriage carrying the three men arrived at the inn, and the two dirty ghosts were thrown into the bath.
Chu Hao understands the various hygiene indicators of his second dog, and the habits he has developed since childhood actually do not allow him to be so dirty.
Fang Yu, who crawled outside after getting wet in another bath bucket, turned his head and laughed at Chu Hao: "Wash white, girl!" ”
Chu Hao didn't bother to look at him, and after pouring out the dirty water, he changed a bucket of water again, this time he also played soap, and the color of the bubbles he rubbed up was still gray, and he was disgusted enough to look at him. Dirty like this, he didn't have the face to ask Ruan Bai to help him rub his back.
As a result, Fang Yu, who had just walked out of the door, quickly retreated, crying with a sad face: "Ergou, don't give honey preserved meat!" "It's too bad, there is wood!
The sound insulation effect of the wall is not good at all, Ruan Bai stood outside the door, and a little louder volume could clearly transmit the sound in: "If you don't wash it, don't talk about the honey and dried meat, there is not a single worm!" "He's going to make fried bee pupae today, absolutely high protein, big supplement! I heard that it was also delicious, but if I don't eat it myself, it is none of his business whether others have psychological disorders.
There was no running water, but the bath water flowed in like a stream, and the water flowed out of the drainage holes, from pitch black, to soap bubbles, and finally to flower petals......
Of course, only Chu Hao took the petal bath, Fang Yu would never be able to accept that he was such a girl!
Chu Hao used four buckets of water before and after taking a bath, changed four basins for washing his hair, and changed two basins for washing his face. However, he moved very fast, Fang Yu was still brushing for the second time, he had already packed himself and was ready to go out.
Fang Yu hurriedly sped up, feeling that since he was born, he had never been as clean as he was now!
Xu Liu, who was guarding the door to deliver water, watched two homeless men go in, and a noble son and a ...... came out A handsome guy who is not weak.
Chu Hao was caused by the environment since he was a child. He was originally a real nobleman, as long as he cleaned up a little, plus he had been stretched on the grassland for so long, and now that he was naturally relaxed when he returned home, that kind of aristocratic style appeared lazily.
As for Fang Yu, although he is the son of the Great Khan of the Huns, his eyes are also in the same vein; But the rest of his facial features are like his mother's relatives. If his mother hadn't been a beauty, she wouldn't have been taken by the Huns Khan back then, and then gave birth to him. The appearance of Fang Yu who formed it now can be said to be handsome. In addition, as long as a man has height, it can basically make people look at it first. Fang Yu's height is half a head taller than Chu Hao, and he is the absolute "leader" among the Zhou people. This is still a real grandmaster, and his physique is even more first-class......
Xu Liu, who is also a man, subconsciously poked his head into the bathroom. It wasn't two people who went in just now, but three, right? The bear must still be inside.
Of course, no matter what Xu Liu thought, Fang Yu didn't mean to take care of Xu Liu's thoughts, and he sniffed the smell and touched the kitchen.
This time, Ruan Bai was not busy in his small kitchen, and directly requisitioned the large kitchen of the post station, and also requisitioned a group of men who ate rice.
The king of Pingxi has already changed into a regular suit and beats egg whites on the side, how can others be idle?
Ha? Gentleman Far Away Cooking? Do you want to create workplace rules? The bosses are all cooking, and they dare to be "far away"? Tomorrow will be given little shoes to believe it or not?
Chopping vegetables or something, Ruan Bai still felt that Chu Hao was more comfortable using it, so he simply sent a bowl by himself, and after separating the egg yolk and egg white, he asked a few big men to beat the egg whites. Honey is gone, but if it's just sweets, it's okay to make cakes. I can't eat all the eggs sent by the princess, and if I do more, I can send a little to the general's mansion, so that his big brother won't be muttering all the time.
"Hit it in one direction until it turns white and foams." Nguyen Bai didn't say how long it would take. It is not a small project for a person to be busy with a large table of dishes, even if Chu Hao is cutting vegetables on the side, his hands are like flying knives.
During this period of time, Ruan Bai had already established the absolute authority of the God of Food in their minds. One by one, they grabbed four or five chopsticks and began to fight.
As a guest and creditor from afar, Fang Yu could have been left without busy work, and the work that Ruan Bai gave him was to sit and wait for food. But it was quite interesting to see the egg whites, and he couldn't help but ask Ruan Bai for a bowl.
I have to say that a grandmaster is a grandmaster. After a few attempts, Fang Yu quickly mastered the technique, and fought patiently in one direction at a high speed and relatively uniform speed.
The second to enter the situation was King Pingxi.
Tang Yan and the other three white chickens, after this period of workshop work, already have a certain body, and they have never lacked patience.
As for the four assistants who came with Queen Pingxi's feet, they were raised with good food and drink on weekdays, and after less than two minutes of fighting, their arms had begun to be sore, and after five minutes, the egg whites still did not improve at all...... Send them away or something, it's really not Ruan Bai who is teasing them? It must be disgusted that they usually eat too much, right?
Ruan Bai has already begun to fry the bee pupae in the pot. The visuals are ...... Ruan Bai saw a goosebump on his back, his face was very calm, his hands were very steady, and he didn't tremble at all.
King Pingxi approached Ruan Bai with a bowl, his eyes shining: "Xiao Er knows about fried bee chrysalis." Dad saw that you didn't take it out yesterday, and thought you threw it away. ”
Deep-frying is one of the more luxurious ways to cook food. In this era when most ordinary people are reluctant to put oil when cooking, ordinary people have never even heard of fried or something. is like King Pingxi, who has only eaten fried bee pupae once in a restaurant in the capital. It's not that he can't afford to eat, it's just that his wife didn't accept it, burned the honeycomb he pounded into and buried him deeply, and isolated him like a worm for a whole month, which is simply not a human life.
Now, my wife is gone!
Chu Hao, who was still chopping vegetables, glanced over with a small look, and soon frowned, and took the chopsticks and beehive in Ruan Bai's hand: "You go to chop vegetables, I'll do this." "Fried or something, he's seen it a few times, it's not difficult. It smells good, but his second dog seems to be a little afraid of insects...... Next time he'll get one, and he'll come back after eating out.
The idea of this father and son is in a sense the same frequency.
King Pingxi looked at his stupid son with suspicion while beating the egg whites: "Can you do it?" ”
Chu Hao put a fried bee chrysalis on an empty plate and handed it to his father: "Taste it." ”
So, King Pingxi's tongue was scalded: "Unfilial son!" ”
Chu Hao scooped up the rest one by one and handed it to Fang Yu: "Cool it and eat it again." ”
The older little pot friend Mao Mao is very well-behaved: "Hmm! "The egg whites in my hand are almost gone.
Ruan Bai saw it and praised it greatly: "Maomao is so amazing!" "It's almost as fast as an electric whisk. Wait for the evening, you must ask Chu Hao about the origin of this Fang Yu.
Mao Mao was very happy.
The others haven't come out of the way yet, and they all ran to watch, and they almost wanted to suspect that they had changed their basins. Why don't people's egg whites look like egg whites at all, and their own egg whites are still egg whites?
First work, first served, more work and more reward. Soon, King Pingxi also got his share done, and he was proud with a bowl: "Look, I can stand up with chopsticks!" ”
So, Ruan Bai completely handed over the spoon to Chu Hao, and he began to make cakes.
King Pingxi held the plate without any image and stood beside Ruan Bai to see what he did. I secretly made up my mind in my heart that when he went back, he would make that cake for his wife. Anyway, the younger son made it, and the taste will definitely not be bad.
Fang Yu was also watching from the side, the bee chrysalis distributed to him had already been eaten, but for the sake of more delicious food, the necessary patience was acceptable.
But Ruan Bai couldn't stand it first, so he sent two people to chop vegetables. I have to say that two people playing with knives is slipping, slicing if they want to slice, shredding if they want to shred, the thickness is even, and there is no discount at all.
When the dishes were set on two tables, Tang Yan and a few science and engineering men finally got their share. And the assistants of the king of Pingxi are still at a loss.
The subordinates worked so hard, but the boss didn't give face at all, but held chopsticks in his mouth like a hooligan, and while despising them with his eyes, he also verbally attacked: "Are you okay?" Can't do this little thing? ”
The subordinates dared to be angry and did not dare to speak, and they were silent in their hearts:! My hands are numb!
Ruan Bai didn't wait for them anymore, he didn't know what this earthen oven was like, and beckoned to eat first: "You're all hungry, let's eat first." After eating your fill, go to the celebration banquet in the evening. ”
Except for a few assistants and Fang Yu who were still unknown, everyone else was impressed by the craftsmanship of the gang leader, no need to talk nonsense, strive to eat enough once, and never fight with their own teeth at night.
At this moment, they all forgot about the doubts about Chu Hao's craftsmanship, or at this time, they didn't remember that the two tables full of dishes in front of them were all cooked by Chu Hao.
That is, King Pingxi, who is a father, was slightly stunned, obviously he didn't expect his son to have this kind of craftsmanship. Ma Dan, this is made by his son, put it down for him, no, leave him a little!
How do you eat a chopstick down and go to half a plate?
As soon as the chopsticks went down, the dishes were gone, and I poked a hole in the plate directly, how to eat?
When a chopstick goes down, there are other chopsticks coming up to block, how to eat?
The corners of Ruan Bai's forehead twitched, and he watched the effect of eating a meal with swords and swords. Obviously the food is good enough, is it necessary to rush like this? Are you taller than him in showing off your martial arts?
Ruan Bai raised his dead fish eyes and swept back and forth on the two tables of people in a gloomy manner: "Hehe." ”
Everyone ate uprightly, even Fang Yu picked up his chopsticks, and put on a correct posture like everyone else, like a primary school student, how upright he was.
When Ruan Bai and them were having dinner, the Hun prince, who had been unconscious, opened his eyes.
He woke up a few times in the middle of the way, and he already knew that he had planted it this time. It's just that when he was in the grassland, he always felt that there was still a glimmer of hope, but now...... It's already in the Great Week, right?
The dark dungeon was cramped and smelly. I don't know what medicine Zhou Ren gave him, he can only open his eyes now, and he doesn't even have the strength to move his fingers, so he can only watch all kinds of small insects drill into him.
He suddenly remembered that when he first met Anu, the little emaciated and out of shape child said that he was seven or eight years old, and he looked worse than a sturdy four or five-year-old child. A pair of eyes were shining, staring at the occasional jumping bug on the ground, and quickly pounced, grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth......
Scold...... The laughter seemed to stop in his throat, and he couldn't even grin now.