CH.016 Being Given Laxatives Is a Kind of Luck
The next day, Liu Qianye held his stomach and rushed to the square of the internship area on time. He hadn't slept all night, and somehow, his stomach ached, and he just wanted to go to the hut. All night, he was either going to the hut or on his way to the hut, and now, his eyes were dark and he had no energy. If he hadn't heard the commotion in the internship area, he would have missed the assessment.
In the crowded square, a deacon dressed in white was mobilizing before the exam. "Dear candidates. I have to say, you have a lot of vision and chose the Snow Bandit Bandits. I'm sure you've all heard the legend of our bandits, so I won't talk about it here. In short, this is your only chance for the warriors to come out. We have a thing in the snow guard that you are looking for. As long as you work hard, you can get a qiē thing here. Money, fame, strength, love, ......"
"But, here, too, you have something to lose. You will lose your laziness, lose your cowardice, lose your confusion. So, cannon fodder...... Oh no. Come on, newcomers! The deacon, who was in a state of flux, also slipped his mouth.
As he spoke, one by one the staff members came down, each given a bamboo stick. Stream Thousand Nights has 3058 written on it.
"Next, let me give you a detailed explanation of our assessment rules. The rules are simple. Each of you will have a bamboo skewer. The bamboo skewer has your respective exam room number written on it. Each exam room comes with a meat ticket that we recently kidnapped. Your task is to convince them to send tokens home and complete our robbery. Each of you has an hour to spare. ”
"Don't think it's simple, we are not a violent guild, we still respect the laws and regulations. We won't tear up tickets until we have to. Therefore, negotiation is the only solution. Among them, some people are easier to persuade, and a little threat and intimidation is enough. And some meat tickets are more cunning. Whether the meat ticket is hard to convince or not, you only have one chance. ”
"Those who pass the guò assessment, become a member of the snow guard, and those who can't pass the guò assessment, unfortunately, you can write to your family to ask for money. Because, the candidates who do not have a pass guò will become our meat ticket here. Good luck to you, candidates. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, there was an uproar below. "What, we didn't have a pass to be kidnapped." "What kind of broken guild is this, I don't participate." "Go, go back. I'll see who dares to stop me. As soon as they finished speaking, they fell down heavily. Unconscious.
No one could see how they had fallen, only a few apparitions that were shuttling back and forth.
The deacon's words rang out again: "If you come, you will be safe." The path you choose, even if you climb it, you have to climb it. You are responsible for the path you choose. All the people who shouted just now were disqualified from the exam and directly became meat tickets. Who else wants to give up on exams? ”
"No", "No". They are all confident in their abilities. Of course, in the face of the official members of the Snow Guard Bandit Regiment standing next to them, they had to be confident.
A huge team walked into the examination room one after another. Flowing Thousand Nights is full of confidence. Because, Yan Ge had already reminded him of the exam questions. He had flipped through the book several times, and he believed that he would be able to get through. It doesn't matter if you don't know guò, you don't have a family anyway. If it is unprofitable, you may be able to be released soon. However, the only bad thing is the stomach, this belly ......
3058 arrived, and Qianye gently opened the door. A dark aura came over me. The exam room was like a prison, with mottled walls and potholes. In the middle of the room is a cage with a pitiful meat ticket.
Qianye took a closer look at the meat ticket, and saw that this meat ticket was bald, slightly fat, oily, and a pair of narrow eyes that shot a contemptuous look.
"You're just a newcomer to the assessment. Bring me a cup of coffee tea from the Empire. The meat ticket was the first to speak.
"We don't have coffee tea here. As a meat ticket, you'd better respect the robbers who coerce and lure you. As soon as he heard the man's tone, Liu Qianye realized that the meat ticket he had encountered was not very easy to deal with. So, he was very cautious and polite.
"None? How can it be? You don't usually drink imperial coffee, do you? A bunch of tasteless guys. Oh, I forgot, you are a bunch of poor and sour robbers. It is estimated that you can only drink imperial coffee tea during the New Year's holiday. Hurry up and get me a cup of tea, I'm thirsty. Go quickly, or I won't cooperate with you. "The oily noodle meat ticket has been eaten for a thousand nights.
Meat tickets are thirsty, and that's a big problem. In case he really doesn't cooperate, it will be broken, and in desperation, he can only go out to find water. After a while, he walked in with a glass of dark warm water.
The oily noodle and meat ticket picked up the teacup with a very posture and tasted it in small sips. "Hmmm! Tastes good. This is the life of a noble man. The taste of coffee tea is fragrant, but it is different from the taste of garlic. ”
"Excuse me. This isn't coffee tea, it's dishwashing water from our Snow Bandits. Liu Qianye couldn't bear to be deceived by his meat ticket and told the truth.
Hearing Qianye's words, the oily noodle meat ticket spat out the water in his mouth with a pop. The expression of enjoyment on his face also disappeared: "You, you...... Hum! I won't cooperate anymore. Wait for you to be a meat ticket. Really, it doesn't make sense. ”
"Don't! Uncle. We have very good conditions here. Seeing that the uncle is so calm, the uncle must have had many experiences of being kidnapped. Our snow care is not the best in terms of service. "The meat ticket doesn't cooperate, and Qianye can only bite the bullet.
The oily meat ticket didn't say anything, and put on an expression of watching the play.
This makes Chiya wonder what to do. He can only follow the process. "This is a condition of the agreement. Take a closer look. It's a good idea to sign it. ”
The oil face still had that expression, but he didn't refuse to look at the agreement. As soon as he opened a few eyes, he shouted. "What? This...... I have to pay 60,000 gold coins for the service fee of the Snow Bandit Group. And promise not to be robbed by other robbers for the next fifty years, and besides, you must have the exclusive right to rob me! The next time you are robbed, you can enjoy the membership treatment, and the ransom will be halved. Phew! ”
"That's the basic clause. You may not understand our ransom criteria. Let me explain it to you. The 60,000 gold coins include your rental expenses first. It's no secret that renting a house is expensive nowadays. We are also a place with beautiful mountains and rivers and a beautiful environment. You've been kidnapped here for two months, and the rent is not too much. Qianye explained seriously.
"The second expense is medical expenses. During this month, you caught a cold, and it was a disease that our famous doctor Xuehu gave you, and 20,000 gold coins is not much. ”
"The last one is the cost of education. During your time as a meat ticket, we Xuehu sent you professional books such as "Instructions for Meat Tickets", "Management Agreement of Meat Tickets of the Snow Protection Bandit Group", "On the Inverse Proportional Relationship between Meat Ticket Cooperation and Cheng Dù and Its Survival Probability". These books can help you learn life-saving knowledge, and 10,000 gold coins is not too much. ”
"Humph! Shameless, why don't you rob it! "The oily meat ticket was furious. This group of robbers will extort it, and they have such a high-sounding reason, how can they not be angry.
"Oh, we're robbers. Robbing is our profession. Liu Qianye replied quietly.
"What's wrong with the robbers? Is it a robber to be glorious? I warn you, I am Wu Xiaowei, the mayor of Qingxi Town of the Tianshui Alliance. It's also an official who is trusted by the empire, and you don't dare to do anything to me. Change my words, and your snow guard will be flattened. "The oily noodle meat ticket has no fear, and the expression is righteous and awe-inspiring.
Oops. The sharp pain in the abdomen came again, and the aftermath of the laxative was still very strong. Liu Qianye hurriedly ran out, and as soon as he went out, he met Chen Yange, the inspector who came to see him, and Yange greeted him warmly, but at this time, where was he in the mood to speak. A puff of smoke rushed towards the thatched house.
After a full quarter of an hour, Liu Qianye walked out satisfied. It's just that at this time, the tough Wu Xiaowei suddenly became weak. "Hero, what is your relationship with that red-clad core member?" He had just seen Yan Ge greet this inconspicuous candidate affectionately, and he had an ominous premonition in his heart.
"Oh, she...... She's my fiancée, and she's introduced me here to be a robber. Liu Qianye replied casually. But he won't say anything about the shield.
"Hero, it's all rude just now, you have a lot of adults, don't blame me for being righteous and awe-inspiring. As for the agreement, we can discuss it. Wu Xiaowei said in a low voice, he didn't expect that this guy turned out to be a good friend of the core members. What if he didn't cooperate, and these two people colluded to cheat and kill him? He was scared.
Qianye was about to respond, but his hateful stomach began to hurt again, and he hurried to the thatched house in the examination area again.
When he came back again, Wu Xiaowei actually knelt on the ground. "Hero, don't go to that core member. Don't kill me! I'll sign it, I'll sign it right away. Seeing Liu Qianye running out impatiently twice, Wu Xiaowei really panicked. He was a man who was afraid of death, and pretending to be tough was just to take the initiative, and the impatience of the flowing thousand nights completely frightened him.
"Uncle, what are you?" I haven't started to convince you yet, you have to sign, and I have been preparing all night for today's assessment. You ...... like this" Wu Xiaowei's show of weakness made Liu Qianye confused. He didn't understand that he had only been on the hut twice to make this meat ticket so afraid. He couldn't have imagined that it was Chen Yange and the laxative that happened to work to help him.