6. Chapter V

The children's story performance is beautiful in their sudden children's words, such as the prince in "The Mermaid", who said: "I don't eat fish, I eat cats." "It's all hilarious, and he doesn't know he's saying the opposite. Another example is "Song of the Goose", in which Aunt Goose raised her neck and said angrily: "You can't play until you finish eating!" Obviously, this is a common phrase used by mothers at home. Another example is "Xiao Chi", netizens commented: What the hell is this!

Dragonflies in Gongdou mode, lotus flowers in house fighting mode, trees in martial arts mode, and the sun in the audience for unknown reasons...... What the hell is acting! If the professors at the bottom want to write a reflection, the title must be "On the Adverse Effects of Dog-Blooded TV Series on Children", but in terms of ratings, the director is very happy.

"Hhhhh~ The concubine can't do it!"

"Hhhhhhh~I'll come~I'll come~"

"2333333 ~ It's funny!"

"hhhhh~ Look at my dragon arhat fist!"

"The president is completely stupid~2333333"

"hhhh~I'll come when I'm dressed up~"

“233333…… Every student has a martial arts dream in his heart~"

"The president is completely unknown, so .......Hhhhhh~"

Although the performance is very happy, but in terms of the ending, Cui Qi is at the bottom of the group. When the off-site voting began, the crazy trio stared at each other and realized that the knockout round had begun.

Elimination has always been cruel, even a child of a few years old, as long as he stands on this stage, he has to face this cruel fact. Six people left, among them was Britney, seeing the result, Britney's smiling apple face fell instantly, tears fell like pearls, not only her, but also several others cried, the little angel stayed, saw Britney crying and opened her hand to give her a hug. With the first one, there is the second, and several little girls and boys have comforted the losers, except for Cui Qi and Xueba.

Xueba looked around, a little embarrassed and didn't know what he should do, but Cui Qi was unmoved. Some people say that their emotional intelligence is too low, and they only know how to study hard, and some people say that they seem normal like this, and it is not a good thing to be proficient in human feelings at a young age. Cui Qi didn't know about these comments, he looked at them coldly, but he felt that it was a little boring in the end.

After the semi-finals, the TV station gave each contestant a gift, a small MP3. People came and went in the background, the contestants who had good friends left each other's contact information, the contestants talked to each other, and the parents were also making friends, Song Xiao and several parents gathered around the assistant choreographer to listen to the finals, and only he lived alone in a corner to study the MP3 on hand.

"Hey, Cui Qi, what's your phone number?" Xueba went around and finally made up his mind to come over, and asked Ai Aidi.

"Hmm, 8216......" I remembered halfway through my back that this was the phone number from my original home, and Cui Qi's heart darkened: "I recited it wrong, it's 82197219." ”

Xueba didn't pay attention to Cui Xi's changes, and seriously wrote down Cui Qi's phone number in his notebook: "Which citizen is it?" ”

"Next to the prince, the upper side is said to be the lower text."

"Month? The moon of the moon? ”

"No, squashed day," Cui pulled out his card from behind his back, with his name on it.

"Oh~ It turns out that this word is pronounced 琝."

"Well, it means that the jade is flawless."

"Hey, my name also has this meaning, my grandfather said, 'The way of heaven is also the way of the sincere, and the way of the sincere is also', so he named me Cheng, and then said that Jue is the meaning of beautiful jade, hoping that I have the same radiance as beautiful jade, so I named it Cheng Jue." opened the chatterbox, Xueba said a lot: "I'm nervous today, the first time I participated in this kind of activity, my dad said that I would only die studying and threw me over to participate in the competition, I think I was super lucky, I was able to enter the finals, to be honest, I think I really relied on luck to come......" After speaking, he felt that something was wrong, and touched his nose curtly: "That ....... I don't mean to say that you are not good, eh...... I'm talking a lot, don't care, I'm just nervous...... Forehead... I'm excited right now..."

"Well, I know," Cui Qi nodded expressionlessly, I don't know why, Wang Chengjue just thinks he understands, and he can't understand why he talks to Cui Qi, obviously Cui Qi is one of the youngest players, but he just thinks Cui Qi can understand what he says.

"Wang Chengjue?" Xueba chattered and chattered until someone called him at the door.

The person who came was in her thirties, dressed in a decent black and white classic plaid dress, with her hair tied and a stern face, which was easily reminiscent of the position of the director of education, but obviously, she was just Wang Chengjue's mother here.

"Mom~" Wang Chengjue immediately sat upright, obviously afraid of her.

Cui Qi raised her eyebrows, observed the mother and son, and called out respectfully: "Hello, Auntie!" ”

Wang Chengjue's mother nodded, looked at Cui Qi, and her pursed mouth hooked up a smile, and her eyes showed a little gentleness.

"You keep talking to your friends, I'll go find your dad and come over myself in a while."

Seeing that his mother was relieved, Wang Chengjue nodded with a flattering smile, and when he saw his mother gone, he turned his head and complained: "My mother is terrible, right?" A strongman who brings a sense of professionalism to him at any time knows at a glance that he is the dean of academic affairs! ”

He said it very interestingly, and Cui Qi smiled slightly.

The finals were a week later, and this week Xueba called twice, chattering as if he couldn't stop talking, the central meaning was "I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm too nervous", interspersed with various topics that were crooked in the middle. There is also a little angel, who also left a phone number and asked him what he had prepared.

Cui Qi is calm, since he didn't speak as planned last week, he knew that the possibility of being selected as a children's program host was very low, and he continued to participate just to pick up some leaks and see if he could sign a few advertising contracts. As soon as the semi-finals last week ended, some manufacturers found a few young players to ask them to advertise, and a few came to Cui Qi.

The format of the finals has changed, and the TV station invited several second- and third-rate stars and young players to form a team. Those who know obviously understand that this kind of competition is nothing to compare, so they catch the ratings, and some people on Weibo directly say that the champion is decided.

Unbeknownst to these little players, they were nervous about the draw for the team. Six stars, one is a newly debuted music team, produced by a small company, not popular or hot, so even the city TV program is easy to invite, the average age of the three boys is 20 years old, and the appearance is middle-to-top, and the packaging is very in line with the preferences of today's young people, so it is the most popular among young players in the show. The other is an old actor who has become outdated, and when he was the most popular, he was only second-tier, and now he is older than before, but the fan base is still there, and there are often works on TV, although they are all small supporting roles, and the audience looks familiar. There is also a comedian, the cross talk sketch comes casually, the young contestants are not very familiar, but the audience has already called out his name, especially among the elderly, there is a large mass base, and most of them usually perform around with the city troupe. Only the last one, right? An audience member on Weibo asked. Long Zhou Zheng was stunned, and no one called his name.

Jin Xueer ignored the strange atmosphere of the audience, and enthusiastically introduced: "The last one is the famous actor Yu Xiang, who has participated in the filming of TV series such as "Red Flag Flying" and "Easy to Get", warm welcome! ”

"Yuxiang? Who? ”

"Famous actor...... Pick your nose~"

"Haven't you heard of it, eighteenth-tier artists, right?"

"What big names can a small TV station like ours invite to make up the numbers, right?"

The audience reacted most directly, the difference between the sparse applause and the previous few times was not too obvious, Yuxiang's expression remained unchanged, and he still smiled gently, as if he didn't care about this kind of coldness.

The results of the game are also related to the off-site audience voting, since it is a team, it is obvious that the bigger the star of the team, the more fans there are, the more beneficial it is to the young players. Several young players at the scene even said on the spot: "I hope I don't want to draw Yuxiang." This is quite unkind, Yuxiang's face remains unchanged, and his composure is admirable.

is still an electronic lottery, drawn according to the semi-final rankings, the cool stream drew the comedian, the literary fan drew the first men's group, the xueba drew the outdated actress, the pretty demon fan drew the third men's group, and then Cui ....... drew Yuxiang, and the rest of the men's group two went to the little angel.

"2333333~President, you offended the director~"

"What a lot of luck, president, will you fall while walking?"

"hhhhh~ President brand mold absorber, you deserve it!"

"Anyway, without the president's mold, the luck of the primary school bully and the little angel is super good, and the two most popular ones are ~"

"The second boy group is very popular?"

"Wait, it won't be long before the little sun will fly solo!"

"Who's the little sun?"

"It's the second boy group!"

"233333 ~ It's so funny!"

"Upstairs, it's you again!"

"Hhhhhh~ It's funny!"

Weibo laughed happily, but on the stage was swords. In the first round, there was a knowledge competition. The host asked for a wide range of knowledge, choose one of the four languages of language, mathematics, science and art, and see the final score.

"This round of students is going to win!"

"Pressing the top student!"

"Xueba+1"

"I'm crushing the president!"

"The president is too young, right? Pressure the top student! ”

"Xueba!"

"President! Real people don't show their faces! ”

"Have you forgotten the guests? I press the little angel, the little sun is looking to graduate from the university, and the little sun is going to win in the little angel! ”

"Hope you graduated from the big music table, right? Pick your nose"

"People are senior students in the Chinese department! High IQ and high EQ! He wrote a lot of the songs of their group! ”

"Xueba! Don't explain! ”

Because it is a cooperation with young contestants, this kind of show is easy to be dominated by guests, so the choreographer has changed the form. There are 6 answering seats on each side of the stage, the little contestants stand on the left, and the right corresponds to their co-guests, and when the little contestants press the button, the guests answer the questions, and vice versa.

After hearing the rules, Yu Xiang winked at Cui Qi and asked him what parts he was good at. "Language and art," Cui Qi doesn't pretend, he can say which one he is good at, the title has been revealed by the choreographer earlier, everyone will not lose ugly, and the others are only in the scope of primary and secondary schools. Yu Xiang nodded and said, "Science and math are handed over to him." ”

But no one expected that the choreographer set up two sets of questions, and the young contestants were all in the scope of primary and secondary schools when they answered the questions, and when the guests answered all kinds of questions, all kinds of coldness, and several cultural knowledge who were not up to the mark were all in tears. In contrast, Xiao Sun's language problems, Yu Xiang's math problems, and comedian's art problems are all at the level of more than 80% correctness.

"hhhhh~ stupid, let you not study hard!"

"I believe it now, Xiao Sun is a high-achieving student in the Chinese department."

"Anyway, where did Yuxiang graduate, he is so strong in mathematics!"

"The speed of that mental arithmetic problem is awesome!"

"The primary school bully is also very powerful, with a 90% accuracy rate."

"Pressing the top student!"

“+1”

"The president is not bad, after all, he is young!"

"Have you forgotten that there is a comeback to victory?"

"I'm crushing the little angel now! The little sun will win! ”

"Crush the president!"

"Little Angel+1"

"Little Angel+2"

"Xueba! I always feel that this link is designed for top students. ”

"It's said that the champion is predetermined, right?"

"Shut up and watch the show!"

"Next, we have to enter our comeback to victory! This time, the subjects are Chinese, History, Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Life, Art, Music, each group only has one chance, and this time the questions are not simple! Jin Xue'er blinked and smiled: "Let's start from low to high, the first group ......"

Obviously, this time is a performance opportunity for the guests, except for the two groups that are more special, the Xueba group, the legendary champion of Weibo, and the primary school bully will successfully break through the language problem with an almost crushing attitude.

"Who dares to say that the primary school bully is not the internal champion? This topic is completely tailored to him, right? Maybe you'll memorize it before you start! ”

"You upstairs are even a 12-year-old child, you have to be ashamed~"

"Grandpa Grandpa of Primary School is a professor of the Department of Chinese in Wangdu, who studies the "Book of Shang", and the four books and five classics are small CASE~"

"Xueba said, four books and five classics? Poetry and books are easy? Soeasy! ”

"Upstairs, why don't you say that his dad is the deputy director of the TV station?"

"I feel Sen Sen's malice~"

"Elementary school bully will definitely not be a champion, believe it or not?"

"I suddenly felt that my education level was so low, and I wouldn't do 27 out of 30 Chinese questions~"

“METOO”

“+1”

“+2”

“+10086”

Cui Qi ranked first, and it happened to be the last, he didn't plan to go up, but Yuxiang pushed him up to give it a try.

Cui Qi was stunned, isn't it usually a guest showmanship?

"Oops, I'll be honest, I really made up the numbers," Yu Xiang whispered in his ear, and Cui Qi smiled in surprise.

"Hey, our first group came up with Xiao Cui Qi! So Xiao Cui Qi, which type of question do you choose? ”

"History," Cui Xi's choice was unexpected, and there was a small exclamation in the audience.

"Why do I suddenly think that the president is the internal champion?"

"It's so powerful, have you memorized the question beforehand?"

"Am I the only one who found out? Tang's previous title president was all right, and Tang's future title president was five wrong four, Hhhhhh"

"The presidents of the future Tang are all blind, right?"

"It's amazing, I want to urge my children to study hard!"

"Actually...... The president is an invisible student, right? ”

"233333....... congratulations to the player for lighting up the attributes of the top student"

"I've been so beaten that I can't love anymore~Boom~I can't even compare to an 8-year-old child~"

The final result was also unexpected, Cui Qi was the fourth in the comeback link, plus the previous score, ranking second. Compared with Wang Chengjue, who was originally scheduled to take the route of a scholar, Cui Xi was in the limelight.

After that, there is the recitation and simulation hosting, Yuxiang really made up the numbers as he said, the two competitions were quite serious, it depends on how each group cooperates tacitly, but when it comes to Cui Qi, there are a lot of inexplicable laughs.

"Hahahaha....... I couldn't straighten up with a smile, Yuxiang's sentence was so funny!"

"I choked on drinking water, Yuxiang's Chinese was taught by the physical education teacher, right?"

"I/I'm dry/suffocated/Rice ear......== speechless"

"Poof! @宇翔, are you a comic invited by the director? ”

"Yu Xiangfeng recited: Le (rereading, tearing the heart) into your shoulders (Erkang dialect, affectionate)."

"Laugh~"

"Laugh~"

"Laugh~"

"For this entertainment program, the director is quite hard!"

“hhhhh! The choreographer is a talent~ Why didn't you jump to Pineapple TV? ”

The director is out of the way, this episode of the little host competition was turned into an entertainment program by him, even if he hacked Xiang on Weibo, he resolutely did not look back, but in terms of ratings and competition results, he is also worthy of the masses. In the end, Cool Wind won the championship, Xueba was the runner-up, Cui Qi was the third runner-up, Cui Qi and Xueba were lucky, relying on the audience support rate in the last few games to squeeze out the original second literary fan, but even if it is not the top three, several other people also have encouragement prizes, consolation prizes, and winning awards, which can be regarded as a great joy.