Chapter 14 Erlang God loves dog food

When he got home, Lin Xiaotian rubbed his red face and looked at his phone speechlessly.

"Woo Woo ......"

The voice of the whistling dog still came from the phone.

Lin Xiaotianli is not, and neither is he ignoring it.

Although he is a dog, he is a fairy dog after all.

"He asked you if there was anything good to eat in your human world."

Finally, someone on the phone said something human.

"Who?"

Lin Xiaotian immediately asked.

"Erlang God."

Erlang God's flat voice came.

"Why didn't you say it earlier, I lost so many people."

There was a little resentment in Lin Xiaotian's tone.

"Hmph, how can you mortals be worthy to talk to me."

Erlang snorted coldly and said very proudly, with a tone revealing condescension.

This......

Lin Xiaotian immediately realized that this was an encounter with a cold immortal, and the immortals were all high-ranking beings, so how could they all be kind to him.

"What good food does he want?"

Lin Xiaotian's tone also became flat, since people are not friendly, there is no need for him to put a hot face on his cold butt. Anyway...... You have what it takes to come down and beat me!

"Woo Woo Woo ......"

"The Howling Dog said, anything delicious."

Jiro God translated.

"What's in it for me."

Lin Xiaotian asked directly, it would be nothing if other immortals sent them something, but Erlang God's attitude was so bad, why did he give him something for nothing.

"Hmph, mortals, we are immortals, how can we ask for your things for nothing, and naturally your benefits will not be lost when the time comes."

Erlang Shen's voice came over.

For the sake of good, endure it!

Lin Xiaotian thought for a moment, since the Roaring Sky Dog was a dog, he should like to eat dog food, so he ran out and bought a few packs of dog food and came back, and teleported it to the Roaring Sky Dog.

In the fairy world, the roaring dog looked at the dog food that Lin Xiaotian came over, and squirted casually, and the outer packaging of the dog food disappeared without a trace, revealing the pill-like things inside.

Although the Roaring Sky Dog is a dog, his vision is still quite high, and when he looked at Lin Xiaotian's things, his eyes immediately showed disgust.

What is this, like-.

It sniffed with its nose, though.

Hey, it smells pretty good.

He tried to taste one, and his eyes immediately widened, yes, chewy, and delicious!

Then the whistling dog tasted another one.

The roaring dog immediately burst into tears, it still smells of beef, it must have been a long time since you have eaten beef, right? Taishang Laojun's green cow won't let me eat it, it's really stingy!

The Howling Dog immediately devoured it.

When Erlang God was still a mortal, he ate, lived and slept with the Howling Dogs, and the things they ate were the same, generally the things he liked to eat, the Howling Dogs also liked to eat, and the things that the Howling Dogs liked to eat, on the contrary, he also liked the things that the Howling Dogs liked to eat.

Looking at the sweet whistling dog, Erlang God swallowed his saliva unconsciously.

Looking left and right, there are no other immortals here, Erlang God stretched out his hand and took a dog food, thinking to himself, I am not grabbing something to eat with the roaring dog, I just taste whether the things sent by mortals are poisonous, and then Erlang God put the dog food in his mouth.

Hmm~ Erlang God immediately showed a happy smile on his face.

Delicious!

Erlang God was originally a famous foodie, although he became an immortal, his foodie nature has not changed, and there is even a tendency to get worse.

In front of eating, dignity and face can be left unwanted! He crouched down and began to grab the dog food with the whistling dog.

"Delicious! Delicious! ......" Erlang God's mouth was stuffed with dog food, and he didn't forget to mutter.

After a few packs of dog food, the roaring dog and Erlang God burped contentedly at the same time, and secretly exclaimed in their hearts: Happy!

"Wang~"

The Howling Sky Dog barked at the Ancient Teleportation Array.

Only then did Erlang God remember that there was a mortal waiting for him, and he had just eaten so happily that he almost forgot about it.

Erlang God's face immediately returned to a cold look.

"The Howling Dog asks you, what benefits do you want?"

"Wang~"

The howling dog barked again.

Erlang God continued to translate: "He has nothing anyway. ”

Lin Xiaotian: "......"

Listening to their tone, this is to eat the overlord meal, and the other immortals are just that, just against the attitude of Erlang God, they can't be cheap.

At this time, Xiaobai happened to run to Lin Xiaotian's feet, and Lin Xiaotian's eyes rolled and he immediately paid attention.

"Since the Roaring Sky Dog can become an immortal, there should be an immortal cultivation method for beasts, right?"

"Of course."

Erlang God said as a matter of course.

"I want the Roaring Sky Dog's Immortal Cultivation Method!" Lin Xiaotian said categorically.

"You don't want your dog to cultivate too, do you?" Erlang God sneered: "Don't be whimsical, even if you give you the exercises, your dog can't cultivate." ”

"Why is it that the Howling Sky Dog can cultivate, but my dog can't?" Lin Xiaotian immediately asked.

"Because I opened up the Howling Dog." Erlang God said proudly: "In the heavenly court, only I can open the spiritual wisdom of the dog. ”

"Then you can also turn on the wisdom of my dog." Lin Xiaotian said lightly.

"Why?"

Erlang God's tone was unusually cold, the meaning was obvious, stop dreaming, wash and sleep.

"Just ...... You've just eaten the dog food I passed you on! ”

Lin Xiaotian's tone changed, and he said with a smile.

"How do you know?"

Erlang God exclaimed, he couldn't maintain his cold appearance anymore, and asked incredulously.

"I counted, and when you first ate dog food, you said a total of 45 words of 'delicious'."

Smack, as soon as Lin Xiaotian finished speaking, Erlang God slapped him on the mouth, why can't he change the problem of eating and talking?

"Tell me, what the hell do you want?" Erlang God's tone was still cold, but no matter how he listened to it, he had a taste of lust and guilt.

"It's very simple, open the spiritual wisdom for my dog, and give me the Howling Sky Dog's immortal cultivation method." Lin Xiaotian said.

"Impossible, change one!"

Erlang God directly refused, just kidding, it was very mana to give the dog Qizhi, not to mention that there was a formation apart.

Is it impossible? Lin Xiaotian smiled: "In our human world, dog food is something that only dogs eat, since a certain immortal likes to eat dog food so much, I think Taishang Laojun, Yue Lao They must want to know, in case one day when they contact me, I accidentally say that I leaked, then ......"

"You dare!" Erlang God was immediately furious, Yue Lao is a famous big mouth in Heavenly Court, once he knows it, it means that the entire Heavenly Court will know about it, and he will not be the laughing stock of the entire fairy world at that time, especially if Chang'e knows about it, he will still have the face to see her in the future.

"See if I dare!"

Lin Xiaotian was ruthless, and even he was afraid of himself.

"Well, you win."

Erlang God immediately softened, now that the passage of the human world is closed, the only way to contact Lin Xiaotian is Lin Xiaotian, don't say what he can't do to Lin Xiaotian now, even if he can, he won't dare.

Next, Erlang God opened the spiritual wisdom for Xiao Bai, and passed the immortal cultivation method of the Roaring Sky Dog into Xiao Bai's head.

After doing this qiē, Erlang God regained his cold appearance.

"You have to remember that I opened the mind of your dog, not because I was afraid of your threat, but because I really ate your things, and I can't get over it with my conscience~"

After finishing speaking, Erlang God left directly with the Howling Sky Dog.

Lin Xiaotian rolled his eyes, he really wanted to save face and suffer from it.

After Xiaobai was turned on by Erlang God, he fell asleep, Lin Xiaotian looked at it, and there was no difference between him and ordinary dogs, so he shook his head and left him alone.