As Sha Bei shouted loudly, everyone was stunned and asked one after another. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Huang Bo? Didn't he just lead a team to East Timor? ”

"yes, I just had dinner with him last week, isn't it already gone?"

"Impossible, he's here today?"

Everyone was curious and looked around.

Shabei was triumphant and snapped her fingers: "Look! ”

Alex took people and pushed out a flatbed truck from the garage next to him, on which sat a "person", wearing a full set of flame-retardant blue racing suits, barefoot, and his hands did not move, it turned out to be a dummy!

Poofha~~~~

Yang An and the five laughed, around the flatbed, you squeeze your hands, he touched his head, looked at this dummy classmate, and laughed non-stop.

"Is this Huang Bo?"

"But it doesn't look like it?"

"The body looks a little similar, but the face doesn't. Why didn't you make a personal leather mask to put on? ”

"Alas, I'm surprised, what's wrong with naming it, why do you have to call it 'Huang Bo'?"

Shabei said with a smile: "Huang Bo, this kid, abandoned our extreme challenge, I really can't bear him." So this hero of "Mythbuster", I am still willing to call it 'Huang Bo' to commemorate it deeply...... Our battle camaraderie! ”

Shit Battle Friendship!

Needless to say, the dummy must have been used to test vehicle collisions, let it sit in the cockpit, and test what trauma the dummy might have in various car accidents such as crashes, rolls, etc.

The hero must be a hero, but the name is "Huang Bo", this is Shabei's bad taste, the combat friendship of wool!

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, seriously, we ordered it from the National Robot R&D Center, and asked Steven to carry out more in-depth mechanized modifications to it, and the cost of investing in it exceeded 1.5 million yuan, which is much higher than the value of the real 'Huang Bo'."

Sha Bei explained solemnly, picked up the head of "Huang Bo", pressed its shoulders, and squeezed the neck spine one after the other: "Look at this, flexible, right?" It is more than 99% similar to a real spine! Look at the sensors hidden under its skin, simulating blood vessels, all of which Steven put on by hand. The best thing is that it has a really good temper and character, very well-behaved and obedient......"

Syllable!

Sha Bei slapped the dummy lightly and proudly showed everyone: "Look, it's still smiling, not angry at all......"

Hahaha!

If the dummy could cry, he would have fainted in the toilet by crying!

Yang An and the others squatted down with laughter, and several crazy scientists also smiled, Yang An took out his mobile phone and laughed: "Senior Brother Sha, wait a minute, I want to record this and send it to Huang Bo." Do you believe that he flew back from East Timor tonight and killed you in your house? ”

Poofhaha......

Everyone at the scene laughed miserably!

The highlight of variety shows is to be funny, even if it is a very rigorous crash test, the Extreme Men Gang can also play funny.

MIT's Alex was in charge of introducing the dummy: "This is a flogging test dummy, it comes with 40 sensors installed on the body from the factory, and Steve has added 15 special point sensors to it, including the neck spine, wrist joints, and even internal organs and genital parts, and we can now proudly announce that it has replaced 95% of Huang except for the mind." ”

This sentence is easy to be ambiguous, everyone wants to laugh but dare not laugh, and it is uncomfortable to hold back.

Steve even leaned in front of the dummy and said admiringly: "Hi, Mr. Huang, I'm your fan!" ”

The dummy didn't react, Sha Bei quietly panned, squatting next to the dummy where the camera couldn't see, imitating the electronic synthesized sound: "Thank you for liking me, I don't know the remaining 5%, what is the function?" ”

"Get out of the way!"

Yang An smiled and grabbed Sha Bei's collar and lifted him up: "How old are you, and you still play this, is it a shame?" ”

Shabei struggled and continued to protest in electronic synthesized voices: "No shame! Just get used to it! ”

Hehehehehe!

Even foreigners laughed, and they never knew what was meant by discipline in the extreme challenge, what kind of laughter they grasped, and they played desperately.

Soon, the first crash test will begin, which will be undertaken by an older Audi A6 to watch the bumps and crushes in the cockpit after the rollover.

The old A6 car is additionally equipped with a simple roll cage sold on the market, and everyone came here today to test this.

The accelerator and steering wheel have also been automatically adjusted by remote control, and the remote control equipment is installed, and the operator stands behind the analog steering wheel next to it, stepping on the accelerator, turning the direction, and can easily control the acceleration and turning of the vehicle.

"Huang Bo" sat in the cockpit, fastened the seat belt, installed cameras in the AB pillar in the car, and between the gaps in the headrests, and set up a number of high-definition frame-by-frame cameras in the most critical positions of the external test site, which can capture microsecond-level pictures.

There is a special-shaped arc slope on the open field, which has been simulated by computer models, and the front of the car can be driven at high speed, and the kinetic energy of rotation and offset can be obtained, just like a car accident in a tunnel, the vehicle rolls sideways.

"Brother Bo, go all the way!"

Shabei patted the dummy on the chest and snapped the door shut, and the test was about to begin.

Audi's vehicle safety has always been the highest five-star level in Europe, and the simple roll cage installed does not harm the interior of the car, but everyone is privately saying that the roll cage that is not welded to the frame is useless.

"Test begins!"

With the order of the chief director, the remote controller stepped on the accelerator, and the old Audi roared and rushed up, perhaps reaching a high speed of 100 km/h in less than 12 seconds.

Rumble!

Boom Boom!

Unsurprisingly, the Audi A6 flipped on its side in mid-air, spinning and rolling three full laps.

In the second roll, the door was smashed open when it was still in mid-air, the dummy's legs were thrown out, and after landing, the roof hit the hard cement floor, the four wheels turned into the sky, the glass was all shattered into spider webs, the rearview mirror was smashed away, the hood of the front car was directly deformed and warped, a large number of parts of the car body flew everywhere, the simple roll cage that everyone had high hopes for was compressed and deformed, the welding point failed and cracked, the steel pipe broke and fell, and the bones rolled on the ground, and the scene was a mess!

Seeing this scene, the Extreme Men Gang, the Mad Scientists, these two groups all raised their hands high, hugged and high-fived, shouted "yes", "super cool", and the excitement was all written on their faces.

A gang of wrecking kings!