The "bird" of the Qin period was not big, and Qi Ye had not been able to personally inspect it so far.

Speaking of which, this love talk is also a bit of a loss, Qin Shi is busy outside for more than 300 days a year, either filming or recording shows, and now movie variety shows are running abroad vigorously, as if it is not enough not to go out and force the grid. Although Qi Ye is relatively idle, he doesn't have the spare money and time to chase his husband thousands of miles away.

It's just that Qi Ye is not available, and the others are empty.

Qin Shi flirted with half of the entertainment industry before he was with him, and now every time he cooperates, he has an ex or ex-ex. The reason for Qi Ye's breakup is that gathering less and leaving more affects the relationship, but in fact, he is jealous and jealous, and he can't see those men and women who are fat and thin. What's more, if you calculate it carefully, he and Qin Shi really don't spend much time together.

The two of them have no emotional foundation, and Qin Shi's poisonous tongue is easy to poke thunder, so that breaking up has become commonplace, and the two of them need to be calm and calm. This time the score was thorough, when Qi Ye went to visit the crew, he happened to meet Qin Shi who pushed an actress to the strong wall and kissed him, he caught the rape present, but he was not quiet, so he could only secretly rub himself into a ball and roll back mellowly.

Splitting legs is a bottom-line problem, Qi Ye is absolutely intolerable, not to mention that there is actually no shortage of suitors around him, Qin Shi really has no competitiveness except for a face and a good voice.

The next morning, Qi Ye rarely got up early in the morning, and after running around the community in sportswear, he sprayed some water and scratched his hair, and said in a reserved circle of friends - [Eating alone, sleeping alone, sweating alone]

Soon someone understood the essence of this Weibo and asked, "Single?" ”

Qi Yehui: Yes, it's single.

Qi Ye, who was single, participated in the game of a few friends on the weekend, and he had company that night.

His new companion is a fitness trainer, who is 1.9 meters tall and looks like a walking Donkey Kong. But the face is long and small, and the skin is also good, and it is simply King Kong Barbie on the muscular shoulder.

Qi Ye was only 1.75 meters, and when the two of them met again the next day, he deliberately increased the height in his shoes, but he still looked up at his head at a thirty-degree angle all morning.

King Kong Barbie introduced to him the benefits of fitness and card discounts, and he didn't even hear Qi Ye mention that he wanted to eat crab meat pot.

It's not easy for everyone to live this year, those who don't have money want to be rich, those who have money want to be richer, Qin Shi, the actor, is also desperate to shoot and record shows, and Qi Ye, who holds concerts, pretends to be a grandson everywhere to have a relationship. When two strangers first meet, it is inevitable that they will have a little utilitarianism.

Qi Ye sighed and asked, "Now engage in activities to reduce a thousand?" What were the hot yoga and swimming programs on that year's card? ”

King Kong Barbie nodded like pounding garlic, and said: "Including, our swimming pool is in the store on Jingshan Road, and the place is very large." It's hot yoga ......"

Hot yoga is mostly done by female customers, and male ...... They really didn't have that little gym.

Qi Ye has never been to the gym, and the reason for asking these two sentences is purely because he is not interested in the project of bicycles, he has white skin, well-proportioned hands and feet, although he is not tall, but the proportion of leg length is just right, he usually wears cropped pants when he is coquettish, and his straight calves can blind many people, so he doesn't want to hum and hum to practice any muscles.

King Kong Barbie said: "Yoga is not suitable, yoga classes are basically female customers, and the instructors are also women, because they need to wear more ...... Forehead...... It's loose, and you look a little less flexible, and you can't do those moves. ”

For the first time, Qi Ye was said to be inflexible, and his face suddenly looked bad. It's just that the first date was not good, so I had to hold back my anger and say, "Oh, let's talk about it." Eat crab meat pot at noon, right? ”

King Kong Barbie only cared about selling cards and said, "Why don't you go to the gym with me in the afternoon?" I'll give you a test to see the basic number of your body. Lung capacity, body fat ratio, these? ”

Qi Ye shook his head: "I have something to do in the afternoon." ”

"Then tomorrow," said King Kong Barbie, "come over tomorrow and show you around." Hey, what's for lunch? There's a good Japanese restaurant near here, how about our AA? ”

Qi Ye: "......"

Qi Ye has a bit of a poisonous tongue, but he rarely targets unfamiliar people.

He is the opposite of Qin Shi in this regard, Qin Shi can indiscriminately launch an attack mode with outsiders, and his speech is mean and ugly, but he completely turns on the spoiling mode for the people he cares about, and even the tone and speed of speech are completely different. Qi Ye had seen him call Liang Jin, Qin Shi was angry at that time, and smashed two crystal cups in his house in a row, but when he saw Liang Jin calling, he immediately took two deep breaths and forcibly suppressed that breath.

Qi Ye thought that the feelings of the bamboo horses and bamboo horses were not ordinary, but who knew that he had seen a lot later, and only then did he know that Qin Shi's attitude towards those predecessors was no worse than that of Liang Jin, and they all responded to each request.

Qi Ye is not hungry or full in one meal, he has a heavy taste and a big appetite, and this bit of sashimi is not enough for him to stuff his teeth. After eating, the two of them went to Star Dad again, Qi Ye originally wanted to take a photo of the two of them head to head to the circle of friends, but when he drank coffee, he was even more hungry, and he suddenly lost his mood.

It's just that you can't come out in vain, Qi Ye finally took a picture of the coffee and dessert on the table, framed his and King Kong Barbie's arms into the lens very schemingly, and then used a filter to fix it out - [Slow Time in the Cafe. 】

King Kong Barbie didn't seem to be very happy with Qi Yefa's photo of the two of them, but when he looked at it, only one arm was exposed, and the corners of his stiff mouth were pulled.

Qi Ye woke up late the next day, and the wind was blowing fiercely outside, and the cold wind drilled into the house along the cracks in the walls and windows. He rolled on the bed, thinking that he had promised to apply for a card today, and couldn't help but snort in frustration. Obviously, he thought of more than a dozen words of refusal, but it was still difficult for him to say it. But I promised myself and was reluctant, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt that I was useless.

Who knew that as soon as he finished snorting, he heard someone outside say, "It's not even fifteen, why did you howl in advance?" ”

Qi Ye: "!! ”

Qin Shi?!

It's really Qin Shi, Qi Ye was stunned on the bed, and saw Qin Shi sucking a straw and pushing open his bedroom door.

Qin Shi frowned with a look of disgust: "Why do you have such a little thing in the refrigerator?" ”

Qi Ye stretched out his finger and pointed at him: "!! ”

Qin Shi: "I came over early in the morning and found two eggs and a box of yogurt, you know it's very unhealthy to eat this in the morning?" Especially Chinese, it is important to consume the right amount of starch in the morning......"

Qi Ye trembled and said, "What about the eggs? ”

"Eat," Qin Shi leaned against the door, laughing harmlessly: "I originally wanted to leave one for you, who told you to sleep like a dead pig, hey, why didn't you get wrinkles after a few days?" Eye bags are also terrible? ”

"Get out!" Qi Ye pounced on his bare ass: "You are wrinkled, your whole family is wrinkled!" Qin Shi, you give me a roll! ”

Qin Shi flew back early in the morning because the crew was on vacation, and when he arrived at the door, he remembered that he had forgotten his key. Fortunately, the key to Qi Ye's house was always in his bag, so Qin Yingdi whistled all the way, touched people's homes without any psychological burden, and then swept away the contents of the refrigerator, and after eating and drinking, he blew up the original owner from the bed angrily.

After Qi Ye got dressed, he collapsed on the sofa, and said weakly, "Didn't we break up?" What are you doing at my house? ”

"Didn't I say it, I forgot to bring the key to my house." Qin Shi didn't know where to turn out the potato chips, and they were very fragrant, and when he saw that Qi Ye didn't speak, he poked him with his foot and said, "Cough - pour me a glass of water, it's dry." ”

Qi Ye glanced at him, shrunk to the side and didn't move.

Qin Shi swept him up and down, and finally patted his ass and poured two cups by himself, and kindly pushed a cup to Qi Ye: "Ang, honey water, drink a cup in the morning to prevent constipation." ”

Qi Ye glared at him: "You care about me!" ”

The two of them used to be able to talk to each other all morning when they met, and they didn't want to let each other go, but Qi Ye suddenly seemed to have no strength this time, and he didn't want to fight with him, and he didn't want to quarrel with him.

He accurately put himself in the position of his ex-boyfriend, calmed down his anger and said: "You can leave when you are full of food and drink, leave the key to my house for me, I have something to do at noon." ”

Qin Shi glanced sideways at him, and said, "What if I lose the key in my house again?" ”

Qi Ye closed his eyes and sighed: "Find a lock-picking company." ”

"Is the lockpicking company reliable? What if I see that I am handsome, smooth, rich and good-looking, and I live alone, so I think about it? Or secretly pressed what camera to peep at me** and go out to sell? Qin Shi chattered with a terrifying look of horror.

Qi Ye couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "I don't care if you are dead or alive!" Can you please get out! ”

"......" Qin Shi said shamelessly: "...... Where to roll? On the sheets? ”

Qi Ye: "......"

"You're too ruthless, too domineering, and too unreasonable," Qin Shi said slowly, "Don't you just want to go to the gym to date your little fresh meat?" Tsk, it's a pity, your little fresh meat called in the morning. ”

Qi Ye: "What do you mean?" ”

Qin Shi: "Literally, I told him, if you don't go today, you won't do it." ”

Qi Ye hurriedly jumped off the sofa and ran to the bedroom to find his mobile phone, and the call record did have the fitness coach's received call, which was 7:40 in the morning. Qin Shi's unauthorized answering of his phone is not so hateful compared to refusing to apply for a card for him.

Qi Ye breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, and was embarrassed to show it, but he was in a better mood.

Qin Shi didn't know what to do, and said triumphantly: "That little fresh meat is still not forgiving, you are really, did all the coffee you drank yesterday go into your brain?" You also deal with this kind of person? He is not handsome, and he is narrow-minded, so he is anxious when he says that he will not apply for a card. The hard meat piece of Bai Lian's body, in fact, the fart is not used, and it is also a cowardice. ”

Qi Ye couldn't listen to it and interrupted him: "It's a bit too much for you to say this, right?" ”

Qin Shi disagreed, and snorted: "Originally, I have seen a lot of such people, what can you say about him?" What could compare to me? He looked at Qi Ye's choked expression becoming more and more arrogant, raised his chin and said, "You can say it, I'll lick your ass." ”

Although the fitness coach is taller than Qin Shi, the overall body proportion is really not good. The muscles are also hard lumps, not as smooth and tight as Qin Shi's lines, and the face is ...... There is no way to compare.

However, Qin Shi's appearance with his chin raised was really hateful, Qi Ye endured it, suddenly smiled, and said slowly: "Are you serious? ”

Qin Shi raised his eyebrows: "Of course it's true." ”

"Okay," Qi Ye said seriously, "His kissing skills are better than yours." ”

Qin Shi: "......"

Qi Ye patted his buttocks, sneered and said, "Come on, come and lick!" ”