There is a man in Gou Village, twenty-six years old, surnamed Ma Mingqi (sound), four feet one inch tall, short in shape, looks like a mouse, and the men in the same village are married to eighteen to nineteen......

Qin Qing was holding "Xujiatun Folk Customs Preliminary Examination" as a pre-dinner reading, and dumplings were boiling in the electric pot on one side. She is about to memorize this book, more than a thousand small stories, the first reading is just a curiosity, and after reading it for a long time, I feel that this is all precious gossip!

For example, this story is about the bitter love affair of an older young man.

It means that there is a village in the place where there is a ditch, and there is a man in the village, surnamed Ma, called Ma Calf, that is, a foal, who is more than one meter and three meters tall - it is indeed a bit miserable. Small in stature, not good-looking, like a mouse, that is the sharp-beaked monkey gills. The men in the same village are all eighteen or nineteen to find a partner, he is twenty-six years old and has not yet married a daughter-in-law, and slowly likes to be jealous of people who have a daughter-in-law.

He raised a cat, an authentic yellow civet, catching rats and sparrows, occasionally touching two snakes, improving his diet, and eating much fatter than his master. The calf couldn't find a daughter-in-law, so when he came home, he hugged the cat and played, "tried to sleep on the same pillow", slept in the same bed with the cat, ate and slept together.

Occasionally, people see it, and the village gossip that he used the cat as a daughter-in-law. The calf was bullied by the people outside, but when he came home, he didn't bully the cat, but he sneaked away in the middle of the night to peek on the roof of a newly married daughter-in-law's house.

He looked back and stole the clothes of his new daughter-in-law; secretly returned and stole it, and while the man was sleeping alone in the house, he poured half a bucket of poop from the roof on the man.

The man chased him from the east end of the village to the west end of the village with a poop, and tied up the prisoner: the horse calf, under the laughter and courage of the villagers.

The calf is poor and has no long things, just a fat cat. After beating him, the man couldn't think of a more creative punishment, so he had to tie him into a dumpling and tie him to a wooden stake at the entrance of the village to dry for a few days.

In the middle of the night, the calf cried breathlessly, crying that he was poor, crying that he had no woman, so miserable......

After that, a woman as fat as a mountain appeared and asked him, "Will you marry me?" ”

The calf looked up: "...... = mouth = " high mountain up.

The woman said, "Didn't you say it was a woman?" I'm a woman, will you marry or not? ”

The calf happily married.

This woman is good! Don't want a dowry, don't have a wedding, and I'm willing to go home with the calf to live. She untied the rope from the calf, and the two of them held hands and returned home.

After a few days, the calf told people that he had taken a wife.

The villagers asked, "Where is your wife?"

Ma Calf said, at home, she doesn't like to go out, she's shy~

The villagers didn't believe it, but they could indeed hear the shy voices of the calf and his daughter-in-law at night, and the main daughter-in-law of the Ma family shouted too loudly and too sadly, thinking that this was murder.

When the villagers heard it for the first time, they went over with a hoe and sickle, and called out the calf outside the house, and told him to let the abducted woman go quickly, and it would not be good to kill people.

The calf said that he did not abduct, and his daughter-in-law came back with him voluntarily. The villagers didn't believe it, so they asked the village men to grab the calf and let the women go in to see what was going on. As a result, the women came out and said that the daughter-in-law of the Ma family said that she was voluntary, and she didn't look like she had been abducted.

Later, after a long time, the people in the village changed from thinking that the calf had abducted his daughter-in-law to the calf being deceived by this woman!

The calf's daughter-in-law wants to eat meat, but refuses to eat vegetables, nor coarse grains. She doesn't work either, she is crooked on the kang every day, farming, feeding pigs, cooking, and washing dishes are the work of the calves. The villagers occasionally saw the daughter-in-law of the Ma family go out, and they all sighed with joy, feeling that the calf would be tired just climbing the mountain at night, right?

The most outrageous thing is that the daughter-in-law of the Ma family will not give birth. I have been married to a calf for seven or eight years, and I eat meat every day, and I haven't laid even an egg. But the calf protected his daughter-in-law from being spoken, and when he was in a hurry, he jumped up: "You told my daughter-in-law to run away, and you compensated me for my daughter-in-law?" No one in the village could compensate him for his daughter-in-law, so they all kept their mouths shut.

A few years later, when the calf was about to pass the year of his birth, his daughter-in-law suddenly disappeared, and the calf was heartbroken and cried so much that his daughter-in-law was dead. The villagers kindly came to help the calf with the funeral, but they could not find the body, but found the cat's body in the corner. At this time, there is humanity, why didn't the calf daughter-in-law see their cat when she came? Now the cat is dead, and the calf says his daughter-in-law is also dead.

Later, some people said that the daughter-in-law that the calf actually married was his cat, and the cat was also the one who repaid the favor because of the pity of the calf, and it was a righteous cat.

Si Yuhan took off his down jacket, "It's so fragrant!" Are the dumplings good? ”

"Alright, let's eat." Qin Qing brought the bowl, and the two sat down to eat the pot of dumplings cleanly. "Is the work done?" Qin Qing asked.

"I've signed a contract today, and I've been given a table." Si Yuhan brewed two cups of coffee and looked at the bedroom with nostalgia, "I'm still a little reluctant to move out." ”

Qin Qing put the dishes and chopsticks away and said to her, "It's also a job anyway, I don't know when I will graduate." Be content with that. ”

Of the four people who slept together, Si Yuhan was the last to leave. After she left, Qin Qing didn't plan to live in this bedroom anymore, there were more and more people squeezing in, and she couldn't live happily alone.

Seeing that her classmates and friends in the same year had a home, Qin Qing suddenly had a trace of hesitation, she buried her head in these piles of old papers, really ...... Is it worth it?

After reading Qin Qing's paper this time, Professor Shi asked her to come over to discuss it. The old professor seems to have not changed a little over the years, and the hair on his head is still a little darker.

"I heard you're moving out too? Do you want to go home and live? He asked Qin Qing with a smile.

"It's inconvenient to go home." Qin Qing was also hesitating, "It's too time-consuming on the way back and forth, I want to find a room for rent in the school." ”

The university has a family home for faculty and staff, and there is a rental house, and in general, it is rented to students at the university.

"I want to live alone, a single room, with a kitchen bathroom, or at least a bathroom, anyway, I usually eat in the cafeteria." Qin Qing thought very well, but he hadn't had time to find a house yet.

"In that case, I'll find you one." Professor Shi said.

The professor is out of the horse, a top two. The next day, he called and asked Qin Qing to find a person named Tang Juqi.

Qin Qing thought it was a male teacher, but when she met, she realized that it was an old lady who was older than Professor Shi. The old lady led her around and found a three-story building in the innermost part of the school's family courtyard.

"This is the former kindergarten, and then it was closed without a teacher." The old lady said.

This kindergarten is very "advanced". Although it looks like a building from the 70s, they are all small classes, and each class can hold a maximum of 20 students. After not being in kindergarten, I also worked as a teacher's dormitory for a while. Its advantage is that each class has a squatting pit (toilet), one square meter in size, you can also put a pit, and let Qin Qing say that the outside room is also very large, square, about sixty square meters.

It's too big on the outside and too small on the inside. It is particularly inconvenient to rent.

This piece of land belonged to Mrs. Tang Juqi, and the house built on it was paid for by the school at that time, but in the early nineties, Mrs. Tang spent money to buy the old building, and it only cost 20,000 yuan in total - because the school did not give people money to buy the land at that time.

This land is placed here, and there is no way to sell it, and it is impossible to sell it out of school; Sell to the school, the school is useless. The old lady dismantled these houses and rented them out, she had her own salary, and renting them to students was just for the convenience of students, so the requirements were very strict.

"If it weren't for Professor Shi's introduction, I wouldn't have rented out this house again." The old lady signed a contract with Qin Qing seriously, and asked Qin Qing not to bring her boyfriend back, and to greet her in advance when she brought the girl back for the night, and she couldn't rent a second or ...... More than a dozen rules, Qin Qing agreed to them one by one, but he felt that it was more convenient, with the old lady in charge, presumably the tenants here were very honest.

After saying this, he slapped his face.

At night, she heard the voice of Teacher Cang at work next door.

Qin Qing was packing her luggage, she also bought a simple wardrobe, and the room was messy. She stepped over the same luggage and knocked on the door next door, but strangely she couldn't hear it as soon as she came out.

She knocked for a while, and then came out next door to open the door, it was a thin man, his height was worrying, and his face turned red when he saw Qin Qing.

Qin Qing felt that he was unkempt now, and it was definitely not enough to deceive people, and he had deep doubts about men's aesthetics.

"Hello, the movie is so loud that I can hear it over there."

The man didn't dare to raise his eyes, nodded carelessly and closed the door.

Qin Qing went back, her voice was still endless, she turned her head to knock on the door again, and the man came out again, this time as if he had found his tongue, and said, "...... I didn't watch the movie. ”

Qin Qing: "Then you come with me to my house to listen." ”

The man followed her blankly, and he could hear it when he entered the room, and his face was immediately red, and he looked Qin Qing up and down in disbelief, and before he had any inappropriate associations, Qin Qing said: "I didn't turn on the computer, and besides, listen, this voice came from you, right?" ”

The man listened for a while, confirmed, the whole person was stupid, ran back, ran back after a while, dragged Qin Qing and said, "Then you go to my house to have a look!" ”

Qin Qing passed, and the man seemed to be doing Taobao, the house was full of shelves, and it was full of piles. Strangely, his room was silent.

Man: "...... Upstairs? ”

Qin Qing: "We are the third floor, the top floor." ”

"Downstairs?"

The two of them ran downstairs and knocked on the door, but knocked the old lady out and said, "You don't have anyone downstairs, so you don't need to knock." ”

Qin Qing dragged the old lady back to her room, "What are you listening to?" I can't sleep at night. ”

The old lady was also stunned by this rare movement, and searched the window and other corners with wide eyes, but could not find the source of the sound, and there was no need to shout all the neighbors for this. The old lady acted vigorously and helped Qin Qing pack her luggage: "I will change a room for you first, and then I will find someone who is so shameless tomorrow!" ”

After the man who was accidentally dragged in helped Qin Qing move the bed, table and wardrobe he bought, the two remembered to exchange names.

"I'm sorry to trouble you, my name is Qin Qing." Qin Qing stretched out his hand and gave him a bottle of black tea he bought, "Drink it to quench your thirst." ”

The man said, "My name is Madok, the governor of the overseers." Hello. ”

Qin Qing choked.