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Jin Dabao held back, almost collapsed, he gritted his teeth, pursed his mouth, rolled his eyes upward, but he didn't laugh. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Everyone else next to him is laughing, Sha Bei's inner height increase insole, this kid is really hard enough, many times to record the show, no matter where it is, Sha Bei's height does not have an accurate value, he is always high and low, ask him if he wears height increase shoes, he doesn't admit to death, today in order to make fun of Jin Dabao, he actually took the initiative to reveal the secret, it's too hard!

Seeing that there was not much time, Yang An quickly stood in front of Jin Dabao, made a movement where his chin was grabbed, and screamed: "Dabao, Dabao, don't pull my beard......"

Poof!

Jin Dabao finally couldn't bear it anymore, laughed, jumped up and down depressedly, turned in circles in annoyance, and finally pointed at Yang An, crying and laughing: "You! Dry! What! ”

There were several people at the scene who didn't understand what this stalk was, and Guan Xiaotong was still curious: "What kind of joke is this?" ”

Peng Yuyan couldn't figure it out: "I can't get it at all!" ”

Zhang Yishan and Brother Hu looked at each other the same, only knowing that they were smirking.

Only those who have been following Yang An to do the show, and those staff who have been following since "Jianghu Jokes", can understand where the joke of this stalk is.

This is the first issue of the first season of "Happy Comedian", Xiao Northeast they performed the show, Jin Dabao performed a special function, and grabbed Yang An from afar, Yang An mistakenly thought that he should cooperate with the neck, but he didn't expect Jin Dabao to hold his throat and shout: "Yang An, it's wrong!" I'm slashing your beard, not pinching your neck! ”

Although Kim Dae-bo failed and held on for 31 seconds, he was still happy.

Yang An remembered the past four years ago in just a few seconds, and he still had the same way to learn his movements, which made Jin Dabao quite emotional, he knew that Yang An was a nostalgic person, which was much more comfortable than eating breakfast, and his heart was warm.

The third one to play was Guan Xiaotong, she first glared at Yang An and Sha Bei a few times, and warned: "Don't make me laugh!" ”

Then she looked at Jin Dabao again, and before she could speak, Jin Dabao was so frightened that she retreated again and again: "I don't dare anymore......"

In the laughter of everyone, Guan Xiaotong raised his head proudly and waved his little fist: "Your subordinates are defeated!" ”

Dealing with a girl, everyone is really embarrassed to be ruthless, and some jokes are really unaffordable.

Seeing where Guan Xiaotong was standing with a tense face, Sha Bei pulled Yang An's arm: "Come on, you are so capable!" ”

Yang An was helpless: "Why don't you go up?" ”

Shabei shrunk his neck: "How dare I!" Didn't you see the three bodyguards standing behind her? ”

Yang An sighed: "Come on, let's admit defeat in this round, okay?" ”

Jin Dabao came over: "If you don't eat a meal, you won't starve to death!" ”

Shabei sighed: "We three comedians, can't we laugh at a little girl?" ”

Yang An gritted his teeth, stretched out his hand, and put the arms of the left and right people together: "Learn from me, cross your waist!" Tiptoe! Four little swans! ”

Shabei quickly realized that a joke flashed in Jin Dabao's mind, this is a unique joke of "Happy Comedian", in the second season of the comedian, the laughing brothers performed this paragraph, the four of them wore white stockings, black skirts, arms on arms, crossed waist and tiptoes, and danced a song "Four Little Swans".

"Bouncing bounc~"

"Lala~~"

The three of them sang the melody in their mouths, this is the BGM harmony dubbing that comes with it, Jin Dabao is the lowest "jumping" rhythm sound, Yang An sings the main theme of the treble, Shabei is the alto harmony, the three of them worked together for the first time, and there was no flaw in the cooperation!

The three frustrated swans held each other and walked to the left together, not only did their heads tilt to the left and look in the same direction, but the three of them even stretched their legs in the same direction, and then jumped to the right, the three heads brushed and looked to the right at the same time, the BGM melody in the mouth still did not stop, the action picture, the magic sound, the tacit cooperation, let the audience burst into laughter!

Laughter is contagious, people next to her laugh, even if Guan Xiaotong is cautious, she is so amused that she can't close her mouth and turn around.

yeah！

The three little swans put down their arms and high-fived each other, they successfully teased Guan Xiaotong, now there will be no people who say that they don't have a man's demeanor, right?

"55 seconds!"

Guan Xiaotong's record broke the highest record, Sha Bei and Jin Dabao definitely have no chance, let's look at Yang An, just formed an alliance with Yang An to make fun of Guan Xiaotong, and the next second, the two immediately drew a line with him, shouting that they wanted to make Yang An laugh in 10 seconds!

Yang An stood in the crowd, moved his arms and legs, twisted his neck, and sneered: "My laughter is definitely the highest in the audience, you have to believe it, you have to accept it!" Quiet, all quiet, wait for me to brew my emotions! ”

When it was brewing, the six of them got together to discuss, come up with ideas, and talked a lot.

"That's it!"

Yang An put away his smile, his face was as usual, even if others were laughing, he was indifferent, but the expression on his face became more and more solemn.

"He's not going to be acting, is he?"

"Why do you look like you're going to cry?"

Jin Dabao and Sha Bei walked over, curious, Guan Xiaotong too, and stretched out his hand to shake in front of Yang An: "Brother Yang, you won't work so hard, do you think of something sad?" ”

"Timer starts!"

With the director's order, the three of them began to tease, and everyone thought that it was difficult to tease Yang An, and I am afraid that Yang An had heard all the new jokes and jokes on the market.

But I only heard Jin Dabao shaking his head and humming: "This Zhang Xiucai ...... in the first watch"

Poof!

Yang An collapsed instantly, squatted down with laughter, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and was unable to lie down!

3 seconds!

Yang An only lasted 3 seconds!

The audience laughed, many people bent over with laughter, Guan Xiaotong and Shabei squatted on the ground with laughter, rubbing their stomachs.

The trio of victories sat next to them, all screaming, and the delicacies they had just eaten became a burden, and everyone felt that their stomachs hurt with laughter.

The staff was amused by the lyrics, and even the timekeeping director almost forgot to pinch the watch.

Only ordinary onlookers who are not very familiar with Yang An, and the hotel side is not very clear, what did the little man sing just now, just one sentence made Yang An laugh like this?

Sun Cannon had to stand up at this time, and said stubbornly: "Let's re-record this paragraph!" ”

Yes?

Why re-record?

Many people don't understand, but those who know the inside story are all laughing and speechless, and it really has to be rerecorded, because this is Yang An's only black history, and it is absolutely impossible to broadcast it on the CCTV platform.

After a long time of commotion, Yang An finally recovered and said to the three of them: "Whoever dares to sing this again, who am I anxious about...... Well, I'm ready! ”

"Timer starts!"

This time, don't sing "Five Watches", right? ok！

Jin Dabao and Sha Bei had already discussed countermeasures, and Jin Dabao asked: "Do you know what the four lessons of cross talk are?" ”

Shabei stretched out his hand and counted his fingers: "Take off your shoes and sing!" ”

Poof!

Yang An collapsed again, all he was thinking about in his head was making five watches, and he was praying not to talk about cross talk, but the two of them were four homework on cross talk, as soon as they heard "take off their shoes and sing", they immediately made up the fragment of the five watches in their brains, and their spirits suddenly relaxed and laughed, this time it was completely over!

"5 seconds!"

The director announced the results loudly, causing thunderous applause and cheers from the audience, the honorary title of "Running Man is the Most Uncalm Brother", Yang An may not be able to escape, this achievement, maybe it will be difficult for someone to complete it in the future, unless it is a spy who doesn't want to win cheating, and takes the initiative to laugh.

A group of people looked at Yang An and laughed, Yang An was helpless, this was his own stalk many years ago, and he was taken out by others to make fun of himself, not ashamed!

Guan Xiaotong successfully won and became the fourth member to eat breakfast at will, and the remaining three could only watch with their eyes and lie on the table to swallow saliva.

"Xiaotong, what shrimp dumplings to eat early in the morning, greasy and unhealthy, let my brother help you get rid of them."

"Brother Hu, I see you've been eating since just now, are you tired of eating? I can't eat the rest of this, can I help you eat some? ”

"Zhang Yishan, how does my brother usually treat you? Good no good? Is my brother's affection for you worth this piece of horseshoe cake? ”

Zhang Yishan hid around, like an old hen protecting food, holding two cages of small snacks in his arms, bending over and laughing, but he still couldn't stop the three of them from joining forces, and snatched a cage of shrimp dumplings.

After breakfast, everyone moved upstairs to the quiet business conference room, which has been arranged, there is a small lounge next to the conference room, the door is open, and from the conference room, you can see that there is a small table in the lounge, there is a translucent ballot box on it, there is paper and pen on the table, and there is a photographer next to the video.

"Now, the person whose name is called, please come into the break room, there is a task inside."

Everyone didn't know what was going on, and the director didn't explain, so he first called Peng Yuyan, who was sitting on the very edge, in.

Peng Yuyan cheered himself: "There won't be a conspiracy in it, right?" If I can't get out, don't go in!" ”

He had just entered the rest room, and he was shy!

A transparent glass door isolated the small room, and the remaining six people could only see Peng Yuyan's back, and couldn't hear what was said inside, all six of them stood up curiously, hooked their waists and looked over, wanting to know more.

Peng Yuyan picked up the task card on the table, only to see that it was written: "If the next knockout match is next, who do you want to eliminate the most?" Please write his/her name on the voting card, fold it and put it in the ballot box, and say to the camera why you want to eliminate him/her. ”

Peng Yuyan was stunned, smirked at the camera next to him, looked back again, and realized that everyone shouldn't be able to hear what he said, he asked in a low voice, "What does the knockout game mean?" Is it that everyone votes, and the one with the highest number of votes is eliminated? ”

He talked to himself alone for a while, and finally thought about it seriously, or wrote down the words "Yang An", then folded it and threw it in, and said with a wry smile to the camera: "I think among all people, Yang An, you are the most threatening, and you can't compare to you in games, so, I'm sorry ......" (to be continued.) )