Cui Qi, who has never experienced the life of living on campus, also finds it particularly interesting, in addition to attracting onlookers. In order to arrange his dormitory school, it was also quite hard, only their ancient history class of the history department was assigned to the old dormitory in the middle of nowhere, looking at the creepers outside the dense walls, Cui Qi inexplicably had a sense of haunted house, and then as soon as he entered the dormitory door, he was a spirit, the yin qi was too heavy, and it was definitely a good place for haunting!

"Oops! Little Light is coming! For example, a group of seniors in the Department of Philosophy probed one after another, with a copy of Hegel in their hands and a mouthful of Marx in their mouths, Cui Qi was sluggish.

"This year's philosophy department is cool, the new dormitory, hey, hey, the tradition of our philosophy department, hey......" The stairs are in the center of the dormitory, the city is square, the center is hollow, and a tall and thin man pokes his head down from the stairs on the second floor.

"It's okay! There's a history elementary school brother on top, Xiaoguang, right? The tradition of our dormitory is passed on! Another fat black man ran out of the dormitory by the stairs.

was inexplicably patted on the shoulder, and Cui Qi blinked.

"Xiaoguang, where do you live? Hey, doctor, which bedroom is Xiaoguang? The black fat man was very enthusiastic, and went to the dormitory manager's window to ask.

"613," sitting in the dormitory manager's window was a boy with a wine bottle and glasses, and a group of people around him were still immersed in the tome, and when they heard the question, they glanced at Cui Qi and threw him a bunch of keys.

"This doctor, Zhang Bolun, our dormitory keeper's father here is his father," the black fat man introduced: "I am Mu Hei, and the eldest son is ...... above."

"Guan Yunchang......" There was a voice floating upstairs, and Cui Qi thought he had heard it wrong.

"Guan Yunling," the doctor repeated in standard Mandarin, "the great abyss is full of clouds, and it is extremely precarious." ”

Understood, Cui Qi nodded.

"You can call Guan Yunchang," the black fat man fanned his hand and took Dr. Ben's notebook and rolled it into a loudspeaker and shouted: "All the freshmen listen! Your dormitory manager's name is Guan Yunchang, and the tall one who is now handing you the safety manual is your dormitory manager who gives you the key at the door...... Daddy's son," he deliberately whispered to the back of the sentence: "You can call him Doctor, Zhang Bolun, if you have any problems with learning, for example, you can't figure out Hegel and Heidegger...... Depend on! I forgot that it was the history department that came in this year," spit twice, and the black fat man continued to shout: "Room 101 is the dormitory management duty room, the curtain garbage bag is here to claim, pay the electricity bill to the student service center, buy a water ticket to buy lunch You can find a doctor, make an appointment in advance to bring your own bowl, take a bath at night The hot water supply time of the big bathhouse is 19 o'clock - 21 o'clock, there is no hot water after the expiration date!" ……”

"Senior, what about you?" A freshman asked weakly.

"Me? I'm doing idle business," the black fat man laughed and shouted: "And your dormitory is two meters tall, don't ask!" ”

Actually, no one has asked yet...... Cui Qi was silent.

The dormitory has an official name called Xuege, the students are nicknamed "haunted houses", a dormitory of eight people, the upper and lower beds will shake the table and lack legs, the most important thing is that there is no bathroom, Cui Qi, who has observed the environment, actually wants to go back to the room of his capital to sleep, here after more than ten years, he has long been unable to accept the original simple environment, a little simple is not good, I want to go home, of course not, he does not allow himself to retreat. The quilts and quilts were all brought by themselves, and he and Rui Yi each carried a bag, there were so many things that even the driver helped to get them. He was the latest one in the bedroom, only the upper bed by the window was left in the door, and there were surprises and curiosity and indifference when he came in, some people had parents to accompany him, and the one who lay down to him was, the mother was busy wiping the bed and mopping the floor, and when the son's head was on the basin and the quilt on his back urged vigorously: "Mom, is it good?" Mom, hurry up! "The bedroom is small, so I can't fit it.

More than a dozen people in the dormitory crowded into Cui Qi's line again, full of things, Rui Yi and the driver helped him lead the army training uniform to buy a basin, and Qi Jin stayed to help. The first time Cui Qi lived in school, she didn't understand all kinds of things, Qi Jin was pure as a guide, how to do this, how to do it, she wanted to help, this time Cui Qi didn't let her, if you don't do it yourself, you still won't be able to do it next time, you have to learn. Qi Jin is now under his name, Fan Da's agent said that if he has a candidate, he can recruit an assistant by himself, Cui Qi is used to Tang Xiaoshang and Qi Jin, and he doesn't think much about change, this one discussed and hired Qi Jin directly, and the other side also told Fan Da's agent to find a male assistant to come over.

The next day, the freshmen conference began military training on the third day, a total of half a month, the first few days were the most difficult, standing in a military posture on a hot day, standing in a sore back, sore legs, sweating, a mistake and a penalty push-up. Cui Qi still provoked onlookers, and the instructor who was assigned to their class was surnamed Wang, with a male duck voice and a group of freshmen, who were the same age as a group of freshmen, saw Xiaoguang ask for an autograph first, and after signing the name and starting training, his iron face was unceremoniously. Cui Qi was fined the most in the whole class, and the classmates said that the reason why Xiaoguang was so much eye-catching must be too eye-catching, and one was careless was the focus of the target, there was a company commander above the instructor, and it was not enough for them to be assigned to an iron-faced instructor in their class, and there was a black-faced company commander on the top who went around from time to time to go around to the ancient history class, and the triangular eyes swept away: Don't be lazy, that star classmate stand straight! Keep your back up! Stand? Push-ups 10 penalties~

Xiaoguang was set on fire again, and all the classmates sent sympathy eyes, and the distance between the star and the classmates was narrowed, and everyone said: Since I have the Xiaoguang brand light machine, I finally don't have to worry about the military training being stared at by the instructor~ I don't know that Cui Qi, who just finished doing 10 push-ups and got up silently, is scratching the wall in his heart. Cui Qi is very popular in school, and during his military training, there were people in the playground stands who watched him be punished for push-ups, and a group of girls in the stands even burst into cheers, and a "one more" resounded throughout the audience. Of course, it is impossible to really come another at the request of a group of girls, the iron-faced instructor is very principled and very restrained, seeing that Cui Qi is panting and very tired, he was later let go, and the push-ups are gone, but there is still a lot of attention, and after a day of training, Cui Qi sleeps at night and dreams that his ears are "chest and abdomen" and "two hands on the trouser line"...... As a result, we came together early the next morning and fell into a stiff neck.

"Hahahaha...... Let me smile first...... Hahahaha~" The big laughter of the black fat man startled several nearby dormitories and scolded.

Early in the morning, he knocked on the dormitory door and asked if there was any plaster, and the dormitory director was stunned. The doctor, the black fat man and Guan Yun are in a dormitory, those who have classes get up to prepare, and those who do not have classes still sleep on the bed, seeing the primary school brother of 613 coming over to ask if there is any plaster, the black fat man is very curious, poked his head out of the mosquito net, and asked, "Who is the pillow?" ”

"Xiaoguang ......," 613's head of the dormitory replied honestly.

A fat black man jumped out of bed nimbly, dragged flip-flops and ran to the sixth floor shirtless with only a pair of big pants: "Go and watch, go and watch!" This must be watched! As a result, as soon as he ran into the 613 dormitory, he was smoked by a burst of sweat: "! Why does it stink so much?! ”

"Because I didn't wash ......my clothes," the head of the 613 dormitory replied, and added faintly: "There are two ...... who haven't bathed."

Fat Black Man: "......"

Moving his hands, the fat black man who was so smoked that he pinched his nose dragged a group of elementary school brothers to drive them to wash their clothes: "The dormitory keeper's dad has a washing machine, and you can wear it after you dry it for 5 yuan at a time...... And then...... Which two goods are not bathed? ”

The eyes of the other six people wandered over Xiaoguang and the other yellow-haired boy.

"Hey, they're still the two most handsome," the fat black man rubbed his hands and laughed treacherously: "Strip your clothes and drag them out, throw them in the bathhouse and brush them well!" ”

The boy is not a human being when he is obscene, Cui Qi and Huang Curly Mao ran away as soon as their faces were green, and after running into the big bathhouse, they threw their basin towels in.

"Southerners, huh? Don't you dare to take off the big bathhouse, right? The voice of the black fat man came from outside the door: "Don't be hypocritical, everyone is the same, you two will become rough men in a few days!" At the end, he yelled at all the other dormitories: "Who didn't take a shower last night?" I took it off and brushed it all clean!! ”

In the big bathhouse, Cui Qi and Huang Curly looked at each other, were silent, and scratched the door together.

"Let me out first, I didn't bring a change of clothes!"

"Damn! I'm still on my way! I'll be bare-bottomed if I change this one! ”

Black Fat Man: "...... "Do you want your two reasons to be so consistent......

The result is that I took a shower, and the doctor always has new clothes and pants there, and twenty-five yuan a piece of Tong Suo is still bought and washed and can be worn directly. By the way, it was still the doctor who supplied the plaster, fifteen yuan a Yunnan Baiyao brand, and a dog skin plaster on his neck, Cui Qi asked curiously: "What else is there for the doctor?" ”

"What do you want, the doctor has even sold aunt towels before, with a delivery service," the black fat man said calmly, and a group of freshmen and juniors stared at each other.

"! It's the first time I've worn twenty-five yuan panties! "Yellow curly hair turned around, scratching east and west, always unaccustomed.

"Aren't all panties like that? How much do you usually wear? The black fat man asked.

"Four hundred and nine!" Yellow curly hair grinning and showing off Erlang's legs!

"Brother Fan's family is a local tyrant," a classmate in the same dormitory blasted him on his heels: "I make mobile phones at home, a big tyrant." ”

"It's all parallel goods," Huang Curly called Ye Fan, didn't care about the history of his own parallel imports, and said with a big grin: "If you want a mobile phone, I'll bring a few over next time, Apple is a small CASE, Vertu, Stealth, I have it!" ”

"Although it is all parallel goods," the honest head of the dormitory mended.

"Hehe, the local tyrant begs to hug his thighs," the black fat man made a joke, the yellow curly hair twitched, and spread his hands: "My legs are not thick, hugging Xiaoguang, what a local tyrant!" it! Dino custom series, money can't buy it, this is the real local tyrant! ”

A group of people gathered around to discuss underwear, and Cui Qi also twitched the corners of his mouth, not to get involved in this topic, he lowered his head and chatted with Xie Sirong.

On the first day of military training, Xie Sirong also asked him how tired he felt during military training, Cui Qi replied with a "rolling" expression, the more intimate the less cold, he liked to listen to Xie Sirong ask there, "Are you tired?" "Did you take a break?" All kinds of things, again and again, the lower limit is getting lower and lower, all kinds of cute and coquettish, which makes Xie Sirong sometimes think that she is not looking for a boyfriend, but like raising a son!