This world is no longer suitable for children!

Two children with very similar faces, one standing guard under the tree, the other lying down deftly from the tree, almost silently landed.

The little boy made a gesture: "The goal is in hand, go!" ”

The little girl guarding under the tree nodded sternly: "Hmm." ”

This is a mountain forest on the outskirts of Xijing, and the area is not too big for the trained Chu family army. But for the two ten-year-old Little Douding, it has to fight with the primeval forest.

The three-day wilderness survival training was conceived by their "vicious" sister-in-law. They started being tricked into going on a day trip to the countryside at the age of seven, and now it's in their fourth year. This year's difficulty is also extraordinarily high, and I don't even let a little fat man bring it!

This forest is just a novice village for the Chu family's army, and it is plowed by the Chu family's army several times a year, and there is no decent threat in it. All dangerous snakes, insects, rats, ants, wild beasts, and the like have long since disappeared.

There are quite a few edible things. Wild fruits, various eggs, and small game such as pheasants and hares can be gathered. Two peeas can catch a lot of prey with a slingshot, and they can even stick fish.

Unlike the Chu family army, which could only carry a dagger into the forest, the little beans were fully equipped. They have been practicing martial arts since childhood, and their physical qualities are not comparable to ordinary people. It's not like a fish in the woods, but it's easy to navigate, as long as there are no enemies!

The adults in this world always have no lower limit, and they can always come up with all kinds of evil ideas!

Based on their experience in previous years, they have experienced disgusting encounters such as the destruction of camps, the theft of food, the destruction of traps, and so on, making it extremely difficult for them to survive in the wild.

The dragon and phoenix fetuses skillfully found a suitable campsite, quickly set up their tents, and then went to collect firewood and fetch water one by one, and only after the pot rack was on and the bonfire was raised, they breathed a sigh of relief.

Chu Lan took out the task target found today from his bag and put it away, and then opened an envelope, which contained a task prompt: "Make a fat and tender roast chicken, requiring less oil and less salt." If you get the approval of the guest, you will get the help of a guest. ”

Three days of survival in the wild is not as simple as surviving outside for three days, but also finding specific quest items. The number of quest items found will determine their quality of life for the next year; Includes the amount of pocket money, the amount of snacks, the heavy lifting of homework, and even the right to sleep with fat people!

Chu Yan flicked the bird eggs in the pot with chopsticks: "Pearls, hairpins, chopsticks, daggers, bows and arrows, we have all found them, and there is a bag of popcorn left?" ”

"That's right. They're sure they're going to put the popcorn in the woods tonight or tomorrow, and we haven't even smelled it for the past two days. "Although I am not a dog, the sensitivity of my nose is on par with that of a dog! Chu Lan firmly thought so.

"Definitely." Chu Yan also agreed, "Then let's make a few sets tomorrow and try them around." ”

The noose for catching small prey is very simple, and the trap taken from the local material may not be very strong, but it is all disposable anyway, even if the prey breaks free, it is not difficult to hit a pheasant tomorrow.

I put down five sets of rabbits, and I didn't see a single chicken feather.

However, the two soon hit two pheasants, roasted them neatly, and the guests also appeared.

There is more than one guest.

"Xuexue, do you want to taste it? It's just baked~" Chu Yan broke a chicken leg and handed it to Xue Xue.

Xue Xue turned her head coldly, and didn't even twitch her nose.

Chu Lan aimed at the fat ball: "Aren't we good buddies?" Give some face and eat it! ”

Fat Ball sniffled at the pheasant next to his mouth, and then ran away without brotherly love.

As a result, there is only one goal left!

"Three fat!" The little white chubby dog, whose legs were only palm-high, was quickly pinned down and picked up.

The three fats were frightened and shouted desperately: "Wow! Whew~"

Chu Lan hugged the three fattens: "Don't scream." ”

San Fat found that he was being lifted high, and immediately wagged his tail happily and stretched his neck to lick Chu Lan.

Chu Lan laughed and handed it to Chu Yan: "Three fat and good, eat chicken~"

The third fat took Chu Yan's hand, obediently took a bite of the chicken, opened his mouth, and spit it out.

There is a big demon king in the family who controls the kitchen, and as a result, even the dogs in the family have become picky people. The roast chicken, which is slightly burnt but tastes okay, doesn't give any face at all.

The three fats who wasted food were beaten up in the ass.

The two siblings finally leaned on their noses and found the popcorn.

On the last day, the two came out of the woods together carrying all the loot and three fat they found. However, an accident occurred while handing over the loot.

"Why not? We've found popcorn! "It's just that I was eaten up by the three fats.

"That's it, the popcorn bag is still here!"

Ruan, the Great Demon King, and the vicious sister-in-law, Bai was unmoved: "The quest item is popcorn, not a popcorn bag. ”

Chu Wei Hu Zuo, Big Brother Hao is also iron-faced and selfless: "That's right! Give me the three fats! "The weight of the little fat man is more than ten pounds, and it is not too heavy for the two little cubs to hold.

The two cubs, who have no autonomy, can only hand over all the items on their bodies, including the three fats, and then resign themselves to being slipped away by the murderous big brother Ti to wash them white.

An hour later, the two little savages were transformed into whitewashed dolls again. The face of the dragon and phoenix fetus after washing is seven points similar. They will not return to the palace immediately tonight, but will stay in the barracks for one night, and will not go back the next day, continuing to live the life of the girls and young masters of the palace.

Well, although they said that they should not participate in this kind of wilderness survival training, they are still quite eager to come out and let off steam.

As soon as dawn was the next morning, several ordinary-looking carriages set off from the camp on the outskirts of Beijing and returned to Xijing.

The dragon and phoenix tires were lying in a carriage, and the three fat men, who were also cleaned, were stunned and pressed their short bodies sideways on the two of them.

"I heard that there will be a change of venue next year." Chu Lan said very emotionally.

As a sister, Chu Yan understood in seconds: "Where are you going if you are not in the suburbs of Beijing?" Originally, there was a large area of land in the hot spring Zhuangzi......"

"The hot spring Zhuangzi is no play. There were a lot of people there. "It's almost a Nishikyo place now. The rich and noble families do not have a hot spring house there, and they don't have the face to say that their family is rich. A house with a hot spring is hard to find, and even in the nearby towns, the housing prices are comparable to those in Xijing.

There was a merchant whose business failed before, and even Xijing's mansion was sold out, but with the help of a few houses he bought there in his early years, he used the money from rent to make a comeback.

Chu Yan thought for a while: "You don't necessarily have to let us go to the South China Sea, right?" I really want to go to sea, but my father and mother don't want to. ”

"Do you think you're going to Shunyang?" Chu Lan was full of yearning for the prairie, "I heard that there are fat people all over the ground......"

"Fat people all over the ground......" Chu Yan also fell into a fantasy.

Of course, fantasy is beautiful, reality is cruel.

After the dragon and phoenix fetus were packed up, they didn't stay at home for a few days, and they were packed and sent to the capital. There was a little friend named Lin Meow Meow waiting for them to play together.

My father has offended too many people, so I don't have to pay my father's debts or something. For Shenma, their eldest brother has offended too many people, and they want to be brothers? Isn't their eldest brother not yet "final"?

Besides, even if they have a brother who is strong everywhere, and a sister-in-law who wilts everywhere, it doesn't mean that their two ten-year-old friends can also be proud of the group!

Lin Meow: Is that a normal person? When they escaped from prison by drilling a dog hole at the age of three, Lin Meow directly demolished the wall of the princess's mansion and went out!

Zhou Miaomiao is not afraid. Although Zhou Miaomiao is now the crown prince and has many radish heads, she only needs one and three fats to put them down!

As long as you identify the weak point attack, then every qiē enemy is a paper tiger!

The dragon and phoenix tire moved to the carriage of his brother and sister-in-law and asked, "What does Lin Meow Meow like?" ”

Ruan Bai didn't think about it: "He likes to break big stones in his chest." According to his night observation of the sky, Da Zhou has been full of demons in recent years. These two are enough to worry about, and the cubs of the old Zhou family are not bad. However, for the sake of the stability of the court, the next generation of the Zhou and Chu families has to have a good relationship.

So, the way to deal with Lin Meow Meow is to give him a big stone!

Then, Lin Meow Meow saw the big stone, expressed satisfaction with the dragon and phoenix fetus that had been prepared and voted for it, and warmly invited Chu Lan: "Brother Lan, let's play together~It's fun to break the big stone in the chest~"

Chu Lan's face changed, he looked at the half-human-high stone, touched his ribs, and said solemnly: "Chest broken boulders are no longer popular, brother will teach you a new way to play!" ”

Lin Meow Meow didn't know whether it was popular or not, but she just listened to the new gameplay or something, and felt that she was still looking forward to it, so she nodded and said, "Okay." ”

Chu Lan lucked, waved his palm, and his tongue bloomed with spring thunder: "Ho! A shallow slap mark was imprinted on the stone, "How about slapping the boulder with your bare hands?" ”

Chu Yan had to give face to her brother, pretending not to see Chu Lan's red paws behind her, making a happy look, clapping her hands and saying, "It seems to be fun, I'll come too." Ha! "There was a similar slap mark on the stone.

Lin Meow Meow saw that her brother and sister were so powerful, she couldn't help but get serious, rolled up her sleeves, and was like a rainbow: "It's Meow's turn!" Ahh

Chu Yan wiped her face and whispered, "Why did Meow Meow scream as if he was beaten by a stone?" ”

Chu Lan looked straight at it: "The stone has been beaten so that it can't be called, meow meow is calling for the stone." ”

Chu Yan fixed his eyes. Isn't? As far as their two sentences were concerned, Lin Meow Meow had already beaten the stone in a small circle, and said to Chu Lan with a happy face: "Brother Lan, have another piece!" ”

Chu Lan silently lifted the table in her heart: This is such a big stone, should you kid add another bowl of rice?

The Chu family is quite "poor" and can't afford to pay for Lin Meow's big stone.

Lin Meow can only go home and hug her rich father's thigh.

It also took a long time for Lin Juma to find a yard of big stones: "Smash it, shoot hard!" Father will get you as many stones as you want. "What is it to shoot a stone, his son has been slapping the wall and the house since he was a child, and he can smash three fish when he slaps the water. Sure enough, the Chu family is wilted, no, it's smart, and they can get along in such a good way! How much money will you save this time!

A few years later, the Great Zhou Dynasty had an additional grandmaster who could tear granite by hand~