Tomorrow is 515, the anniversary of the starting point, and the day with the most benefits. In addition to the gift bag and school bag, this time's "515 Red Envelope Flip" must be seen, how can there be a reason not to grab the red envelope, set the alarm clock high~

Scene: Early one morning, the sun is drying their butts, and the male or female pig's feet wake up slowly, and find themselves in an unfamiliar room, and a strange person of the opposite sex is sleeping next to them.

There are too many such clips in the soap opera to count, and they are surprisingly uniform to begin with the woman's screams and end with a disgraced departure. In the middle, there are opinions on how to deal with accidents, such as "who are you", "whether it is a safe period", and "whether you are responsible or not".

Brother Dong is very sad, so you can't play something new, consider shooting from the perspective of a man as a victim?

For example, now, Dong Ge wants to play the role of getting up early in the morning and finding that the person next to the pillow is a "stranger", how should he act? There's no reference at all.

"Who are you? Is it my apprentice too? Lin Dong looked dazed, and his acting skills were at the max level.

This is a really good question, so that the two women don't know how to answer at all. Soya can call himself an apprentice, and IU can barely play as a bitter master. But what should the two of them call themselves? Do you claim to be "your woman"?

The fat and thin foxes looked at each other for a moment, and made some eye contact like "you go first, I'll post" or something like.

"I'm your girlfriend." Liu Renna finally gritted her teeth and tried to take a hand, remembering the best, not remembering to pull it down. Anyway, I put myself in the role of my girlfriend first.

didn't even need Lin Dong to react, Quan Xiaosheng, who had just been reserved and humble, immediately jumped out to object, "Do you still want to be shameless?!" OPPA has dumped you. Now me. I'm his, his pre-girlfriend. Yes, it's a prep girlfriend. ”

"My ex-girlfriend is also a girlfriend." Liu Renna is having a good time, it seems that it is a good thing that this stinky man has amnesia, forgetting that he said before that he would not mind him going out to find a woman. Wouldn't that be an exclusive one?

"You say yes, yes? You don't have any proof. And I am a real prep girlfriend, and Lin Dong's oppa is for me to block bullets. The more Quan Xiaosheng spoke, the more angry he became, this was already a friendship to block bullets. What is not a male ticket? The skinny fox always jumps out to make the wind and rain.

"If you change a woman, he will also help block bullets. Moreover, Prosecutor General Li has already said that those prisoners originally wanted to arrest me. It's just that you improvised in and took my place. ”

"It's your position, so I'm the girlfriend now, not you. Stop being sentimental. Liu Renna xi. ”

……

What the hell. Is this Nima still a tsundere and high-profile female star? Can you be a little reserved?!

Lin Dong is a little proud of his charm, and he can't hold the boss, but he can still fascinate the small fish and shrimp in the Korean entertainment circle.

It's just that the timing is completely wrong. That bastard, Mr. Chen, is still hiding in the shadows, and the mastermind behind the scenes hidden in the deepest part has not been revealed. Two stupid women are rushing up now, isn't this sending ammunition to the enemy?

Hold on, wait for Brother Dong to clean up the mastermind behind the scenes, and then go back to clean up you female goblins, wash and sleep now.

"Apprentice Jin Shaoxi, who are these two of your masters?"

"Neither. A real teacher......"

Sure enough, it's a good teammate who has played masturbation together.,A proper assister.。 That's it. The first sentence is sufficient; Brother Dong in the back doesn't want to listen to it, and he can't listen to it, if he introduces a new woman, Brother Dong won't be able to play.

"You two also heard what my apprentice said. I'm not a billionaire, so I can't pretend to be my girlfriend. Do whatever you want, I'm going to rest. ”

Liu Renna: "I'm really your ex-daughter." ”

Quan Xiaosheng: "You were with me when you had an accident." ”

Lin Dong: "What about the evidence?" ”

……

"If you have it, please go out. Now to me, you are strangers, let the past pass. ”

"You are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are vexatious!"

is so familiar with the lines, Lin Dong asked himself if he couldn't be as powerful as Grandma Qiong Yao, and the water chapter made up the number of words "You are ruthless, beep beep" and "Where am I ruthless, fork" Such an infinite loop can become a classic line, Brother Dong doesn't have that ability.

"Then I'll be ruthless. Don't accept that you bite me?! ”

Brother Dong has always done things neatly and neatly, and it will never be like a bloody drama, and you still want to break it for dozens of chapters. It's just that there is a price to be paid for being so ruthless.

"Yikes! You're really biting......"

Left hand, right hand, one in slow motion. The women each left a mark on Lin Dong's two arms, and then left the ward with tears in their eyes.

Looking at the bloodshot tooth marks on his hands, Lin Dong felt faintly melancholy, and finally expelled the two unstable factors with simple and rude means. Left-handed sister, right-handed sister, in the future, I will rely on you to accompany Dongge back to the single days of the "Youth Cultivation Manual".

"Smack!" A glass of water hit Lin Dong's face directly, and the little IU walked for the sky. "You, you bastard!"

The third girl thought about it and came up with such a scolding word, and she was really a little uncontrollable, and she followed her good friend Liu Renna angrily.

The only remaining female apprentice, Soya, didn't beat or scold, but she was even better at scolding, "Master, are you really amnesia?" ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong almost didn't cough up his lungs, when did this video game girl become smarter? "Why do you ask? Can amnesia be fake? ”

"That's how you got mad at Rennaoni the last time you got into the hospital. This time it's a similar approach, but with one more filial piety. ”

"Ugh. Probably because the personality hasn't changed, it's not about memory. Lin Dong breathed a sigh of relief, Comrade Jin Shaoyun has not become smart, he is still so unreliable.

"Master, is your character a bastard?"

Lin Dong was speechless, bastards are bastards, it's better than being finished!

And he is indeed a bastard, which is already unclear with the two women, but he has never talked about a serious relationship. What is not a jerk?

"I'll go first. Mom is waiting for me to come home. Soya brought the thermos again, "This is actually ginseng chicken soup made by Rennaoni." No matter how bastard the master is, it's also my master, don't go hungry. See you next year! ”

Everyone else has a home, and you're the only one left, Lin Dongxi.

Patients who haven't eaten for a long time should not eat too much, this common sense Lin Dong knew, but he didn't do that, and even bit the chicken bones.

This is probably the loneliest Chinese New Year's Eve in my life, and it is also the simplest Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.

Every festive season, you are allowed to be cowardly for a while on this day for a while, Lin Dongxi.

PS.5.15 "Starting Point" is raining red envelopes! Starting at 12 noon, grab a round every hour, and a large wave of 515 red envelopes depends on luck. You all go and grab it, and the starting coins you grabbed continue to subscribe to my chapters! (To be continued.) )