Chapter 135: Do You Want a Wife?
These words suddenly made Cheng Han have an ominous premonition, and he immediately touched his chest and flattened his horse.
Well, the characters are too young to see anything.
He looked down and unbuttoned his trouser belt to confirm, leaving no trace of relief.
Although it is a little small, it is really a handle.
No. 1 coughed lightly twice when he saw this, and explained the general situation: "You are the twin brother of the male protagonist, your name is Xu Xian, your parents died early, and the most valuable thing in the whole family is the cow that eats grass."
You brothers have always been dependent on each other and have a deep relationship, this life is very important, you have to make Xu Xian the benefactor of the White Snake, so that you can have the next follow-up. ”
Cheng Han's eyes wandered around, "Where is Xu Xian?"
"Help, ah——!hh
The high-pitched cry for help startled the birds in the forest, and Cheng Han traced the source of the sound and saw a young man huddled under a tree stump with his head in his arms and shivering.
"Xu Xian, what's wrong with you?"
Cheng Han didn't notice anything unusual everywhere, and stepped forward and gently touched his thin shoulder.
The boy looked back timidly, staring at him like a frightened animal, and when he saw his relatives, his originally reddish eyes burst into tears.
He slammed into his arms and hugged him tightly, and a few wild fruits that had just been pulled out of the ground fell from his arms.
"Big brother, there are snakes, I'm afraid!"
......
Cheng Han's expression shook slightly, frowned and said patiently, "Where is it." ”
"Here, here, woo woo woo ......"
Xu Xian pointed to the muddy ground indiscriminately, Cheng Han held down his little moving head, squinted his eyes and searched the ground for a long time, and picked up a small small earthworm with a wooden stick.
"See, is this a snake?"
Xu Xian shuddered, and cautiously showed half of his eyes to peek, and the little face that was the same as Xu Xian's turned red.
"I, I'm scared. ”
Cheng Lengmo pushed his head away, looked down and saw that his clothes were full of snot and tears, and his eyes were unpredictable.
Seeing that his brother's face was wrong, Xu Xian suddenly flinched.
"Big brother, don't murder me......"
Looking at the weak posture of the cheap brother, Cheng Han suddenly felt a little big.
He leaned over slightly, pressing Xu Xian's shoulders with both hands.
"Xu Xian, you are not a girl, in the future, speak with your chest high and raise your head, don't be so awkward. ”
Xu Xian didn't understand why the eldest brother had become so serious and scary, and looked at him for a long time before he barely straightened his chest according to his words, and reluctantly said: "People, people are also full of manliness~"
After a long silence, Cheng Han smiled slightly, and a killing intent seemed to be absent all around him.
Anyway, he and Xu Xian both look the same, and it would be good to directly cut off the male protagonist to save the white snake by himself, where did so much come from.
So, he looked around and began to look for the murder weapon.
No. 1 looks, that's okay.
", host, do you want to stay here until Xu Xian is reincarnated thousands of years later, meet the white snake who repays the favor, and then experience the lingering affection, meet Fahai with his bare hands, dismantle the cp, grievances, hatred, love and hatred?
If you don't want to, calm down, although the male protagonist is a little weaker now, but this can reflect your importance!
Cheng Han lost patience: "What do you mean?"
"It means that if you want to finish Xu Xian's life, you must completely replace him through all the calamities. ”
No. 1 emphasized the seriousness of the consequences again, and successfully dispelled Cheng Han's idea of murdering the male protagonist.
is this delicate figure that is weaker than the little girl, how to save the white snake, how to pick up girls.
Suddenly, there was a kind of old father's mentality of worrying about his son, he sighed lightly, and his tone calmed down.
Looking at the little brother in front of him with a panicked and dazed face, he said, "Xiao Xu, do you want a wife?"
Number 1: ......
Xu Xian didn't understand what he meant, so he hurriedly grabbed the corner of his clothes and said worriedly: "What do you want your wife to do, it's good to have a big brother." ”
Cheng Han: ...... Young man, your mind is dangerous.
He immediately put on his brother's shelf, and had a long talk with Xu Xian to correct his distorted three views.
"You see, the eldest brother will also start a family in the future, marry a wife and have children, and he will not be able to take care of you for a lifetime.
I can't do work, I can't cook,
In the future, you will have to spend money to eat, drink and Lazar, Xiao Xu, you have to make a plan for your future. ”
“...... But, but. ”
Xu Xian wiped his tears with a sob, extremely aggrieved: "I am the one who finds wild vegetables, picks wild fruits and washes clothes, I am also the one who finds farmland for the old cow, and I am the one who makes dim sum, sews clothes, picks herbs and sells them on the street."
Big brother, you don't know anything except your mouth, and every day you hold a notebook and shout that you want to cultivate and become an immortal.
I can't have a wife, if I do, I won't have time to take care of you, and you'll die of laziness without me.
You are my only relative, and I don't want you to die. ”
As a result, you still dislike me and lose your conscience......
Xu Xian's crying pear blossoms brought rain, tears in his eyes, and Cheng Han once suspected that he had taken the wrong script.
Seeing the shocked expression on the host's face, No. 1 Nene gave an affirmative reply: "Xu Xian is such a good person. ”
Cheng Han was speechless for a long time, and said to Xu Xian: "I'm so unproductive, you don't scold me?"
Xu Xianbian flattened his mouth, and his small eyes were full of grievances: "I said you twice, you caught a snake to scare me, I didn't dare." ”
His black and white pupils glowed with a little fear, and he rolled up his trouser legs, and there were shallow marks left by the snake bite on his white and tender calves.
Although the color is faint and almost invisible, the young mind has left an indelible shadow.
"When I was ten years old, you grabbed a bamboo leaf and hid my futon, and almost died. ”
......
"Beasts. ”
"Beasts. ”
No. 1 and Cheng Han blurted out at the same time, Xu Xian thought that the eldest brother had finally found out in conscience, and seeing that he felt guilty and blamed himself, he in turn comforted: "It's over, by the way, eldest brother, you said that you want to be an aunt in a rich and noble family in the future, don't worry, when I save enough money, I will give you all as a dowry." ”
Cheng Han couldn't listen to it anymore, and stood up gloomily.
After looking at him for a while, he finally said softly: "Go home, I will be kind to you in the future." ”
Seeing him turn away, Xu Xian hurriedly picked up the fruit on the ground and wiped it on his clothes, "Big brother, wait for me." ”
The brothers led the oxen back and said that they were home, that is, a hut not far from the village where no one lived, and hastily cleaned it up.
Wind leaks in winter and rain in summer.
"Big brother, Aunt Zhang pulled a few potatoes for us, and I'll warm them up for you later. ”
Xu Xian saw that Cheng Han had tied the cow well, with a smile on his face, and took out three potatoes from the back room like a baby, collecting firewood to make a fire.
No. 1 sighed and sighed: "Although this cheap brother is a little thin, he thinks about his brother in everything, and he has good things left to Xu Xian, so I don't blame him for being so thin." ”
Cheng Han went into the house and walked around, uncovered the rice bucket with little grain, and turned over the cold vegetable basket.
Xu Xian heard the sound of ping-pong banging, looked up and said in confusion: "Big brother, the meal is not ready yet, you can read the book for a while." ”
Cheng Han pursed his lips, picked up the wooden sword that Xu Xian usually used in the corner, looked at him and asked, "Xiao Xu, do you want to eat meat?"
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