“CUT！”

On a certain set in Shengyang, the staff in the field were relaxed because of the director's "Carter".

"Master Liu, Master Liu, let me tell you about the play!" The director came over with a smile on his face, "In this scene, you led the team to participate in the world's first martial arts conference, and on the plane, you encountered robbers hijacking the plane!" Undaunted, you stepped forward and subdued the AK47-armed robbers with your bare hands, saving the lives of all the passengers on the plane! ”

Liu Guan Zhang Qiang endured not to smash the script in the director's face, "It's my fault, I thought it was my own business, so I didn't read the script too carefully, so when I sat in the seat just now, this guy came up with an AK and I was a little blind, let's do one more!" ”

The director wiped his sweat and said with a smile: "It's okay, then let's do it again?" But you'll have to eat this lunch again."

Liu Guanzhang said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's not a problem." The director picked up the walkie-talkie: "Attention departments, the fourth, the second, Ikesh!" ”

In the cabin, Liu Guanzhang was gobbling up a boxed lunch, and suddenly, a masked man holding an AK47 rushed in, walked to Liu Guanzhang's side in a few steps, and yelled at the passengers on the plane: "Don't move!" Rob! Pull out all the valuable things in your bag! ”

Liu Guanzhang put down the lunch box leisurely, then put away the small dining table in front of the seat, looked up at the robber with contempt, and then knelt in front of the robber with a puff, hugged the robber's thigh and cried and begged: "Hero! Don't kill me! Spare your life! ”

The actor who played the robber was stupid, it should have been Liu Guanzhang who suddenly broke out, knocked out the gun in his hand, and then the two of them had a fight scene on the plane, what does it mean to kneel now?

The director over there was also blindfolded, and forgot to stop for a while, this kidnapper is a martial artist who has just entered the industry, seeing Liu Guanzhang holding his thigh, he was about to cry, such a big-name star kneeled for himself, how can he mix it up when it is passed out in the future? Thinking of this, the robber also knelt down, "Teacher Liu, don't be like this, I can't afford it!" ”

Seeing the two brothers worshipping each other in this couple, the director came back to his senses, "Carter! ”

"Master Liu, that ...... You, you play the world's number one master, Liu Guanzhang. ”

Liu Guanzhang pursed his lips: "I'm playing Liu Guanzhang!" ”

"You've got to fight the gangsters!"

"People have AK47s! What do I do to fight with others? Sue you, the real Liu Guanzhang is kneeling and begging for mercy when he encounters this situation! ”

Director Khan came down, "Master Liu, do you understand......"

"I don't understand!" Liu Guanzhang played a big card, "On the plane! With such strict security, I can't even bring a bottle of water, how did you sue me how he brought the AK47? Is his father Li Gang or Shuangjiang? If he had such a ruthless father, would he come to hijack the plane? I've been driving on the road for a long time and hitting people to play! ”

The director frowned and explained: "The current audience likes to be cool and like to watch exciting, so this fight scene was added......"

"It's okay to be cool, but it can't be too outrageous! Are you a fool to be a spectator? Take the AK on the plane, don't hijack the plane and rob the passengers? Why do you think he's on a plane if he wants to rob? In case the passenger in economy class has no money, he also takes a ticket himself. ”

"I know it's unreasonable, but now the audience is just like this, whether it's reasonable or not, it's just cool! I just want to see you trample the robbers under your feet, and then the flight attendants come to give them a hug, only in this way can the box office be guaranteed, I won't hide it from you, the situation on the plane Your real version of the video has been watched by most people, and no one will buy it if it is played as it is, and we can't help it for the box office! ”

Liu Guanzhang sighed, "In order to pursue coolness, I would rather be false, in order to pursue coolness, give up principles, it seems that I am not suitable for acting in movies, forget it, I won't act!" ”

Success, fame, at least with willful capital, now there is no one in the country who does not know Liu Guanzhang, a hero, a martial arts master, a powerful public figure, a lot of names smashed down, but Liu Guanzhang is still the Liu Guanzhang who can eat seventy-six steamed buns in one meal, just go to which buffet to eat, even if they eat all their things, the boss will not kneel, just smirk happily.

This is the so-called celebrity effect after becoming famous, claiming to be his biological parents, before and after seven groups, except for a pair of children in their early 30s, Liu Guanzhang patiently listened to the old man and old lady to finish the very yellow and violent story back then. casually posted a Weibo, and tens of thousands of people reprinted it.

Thinking about the contract signed with the producer, it is estimated that the boycott will have to compensate a lot of liquidated damages, so I called Miss Tong Yanju and asked her to calculate how much money she could lose.

"I had a falling out with the crew of "10,000 Meters in the Air", help me calculate, how much do I have to pay others?"

"Huh?"

"I said I broke with the 10,000-meter-high crew!"

"What?"

Miss Tong didn't hear it twice and Liu Guanzhang was vigilant - Miss Tong likes to play CS, is this girl wearing headphones to answer the phone again?

"What are you doing?"

"Da Biao and I are soaring over Tongtian Mountain, aren't we going to plan a theme park in Tongtian Mountain? I asked Da Biao to show me the terrain and see it more clearly and comprehensively from the perspective of the sky! ”

Liu Guanzhang smiled secretly in his heart, if he likes to play paragliding, he has to use the banner of work, and Da Biao is really pitiful, and he will be a mount for you to the sky - "Wait! What did you say? And with whom? Lei Dabiao? Da Biao has a fear of heights! ”

"Huh? Wait for me to see! I'll go! ”

"What's wrong? How's it going? Liu Guanzhang asked anxiously.

"He's sick!"

"Can you control the paraglider now? Fly to the side of Yueming Lake, try to maintain the altitude, extend the time in the air, I will call the people in Longhumen now, and ask them to go over and prepare to fish you! ”

"Boss, you wait before you call......"

"What?"

"I want to insult Da Biao when he faints!"

“……”

The phone call was made to Elder Xu, who was negotiating with foreign businessmen in his capacity as the director of the Hutou Village Village Committee about investing in the "Fairy Land" theme park in Tongtian Mountain. called Qifan, and it took half of the dial to remember that this kid went to make a movie with a kung fu superstar and played a villain with strong martial arts, and he was expected to become an instant hit.

Yang Liu'an was selected as the tourism ambassador of Shengyang City, it seems that he followed the Municipal Tourism Bureau to do publicity, and finally contacted Sai Tianxian, she is in the back mountain of Tongtian Mountain, where the first ghost movie in history is being filmed - Sai Tianxian is the leading actor, or the true color, no makeup. It was also one person who attained the Tao and ascended to heaven, and Sister Xian actually just showed up in Liu Guanzhang's online live broadcast room, and then ...... became a special actor out of control, and now all the female ghost images in film and television works are made up according to her appearance, and the photos on Sister Xian's ID card have been included in the teaching materials of female ghost makeup by many makeup schools......

After contacting for a long time, it was a good arrangement to fish up the unconscious Da Biao and the stupid Miss Tong from the river, and breathed a sigh of relief, and as soon as the mood was relaxed, I felt that I was being held up by a hard thing behind my back, which was a knife.

"Don't make a sound, follow me!"

This voice seems to have been heard somewhere, and when I looked back, the robber on the plane, Tang Jing.

(To be continued.) )