14. Tens of thousands of words of house fighting and abuse

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Yan Kong slept for n hours on the plane alone, and slept in a daze before the play last night, so the next day not only got up early in the morning, but also had great spirits.

But when I went downstairs, I saw a young man coaxing a child or something, and I was really disillusioned.

What kind of routine, getting up so early, Yan Kong scratched his head, and walked over awkwardly to say hello: "Morning." ”

"Morning", Xia went to pat the little Lori on the shoulder, and whispered: "Lailai, say good morning to my sister." ”

Little Lori pouted, very reluctant: "Sister early." ”

"Don't call me sister, call me aunt."

"Do you like to be called Auntie?" Xia went to say that he had never seen a female paper that prefers the title of "aunt" to "sister".

"It's a bit embarrassing to be called a sister at an old age." In fact, I don't want to be called Auntie, it's really helpless.

Xia Qu is full of black lines: "How old are you......"

Yan Kong muttered with regret on his face: "I'm 23 years old, I didn't feel that time flies fast when I was a child, but now I feel like I'm about to go to 30 in minutes, it's terrible." ”

Xia Lai snorted and grimaced: "Auntie! Then he smiled and pinched Xia Qu's face, which was sweet and sweet, and emphasized: "Brother! ”

This bear child is very annoying, Yan Kong rolled his eyes a little, and the afterglow swept to someone with a smile on the corner of his lips.

Xia Qu felt a murderous aura, and hurriedly waved his hand to clear up the relationship: "This is what you asked for." ”

"I sue you, my aunt is a generation older than my brother, and if you have the ability, you will call me aunt like your sister."

"Cheng, Auntie, listen to you."

It doesn't seem to have taken advantage of the sample paper...... The world is really sinister: "Have you had a fever?" Yan Kong repaid his grievances with virtue, walked around to Xia Lai, and began to care about the condition of the bear child as soon as the topic changed.

Little Lori turned her head and buried her face in Xia Qu's shoulder socket: "Hmph." ”

"Lailai, Auntie asks you something." Natsu gently stroked her hair.

Helplessly, a certain Lori is a wood reaction.

Yan Kong silently slandered, it is with this kind of fleshy brother that he is used to this kind of little rabbit cub.

"She got better yesterday with a shot."

"Oh."

"You hold her for a while, and I'll make breakfast."

"No!" Yan Kong and Xia Lai spoke in unison.

……

Xia Qu had to find a housekeeper to hug him, Yan Kong avoided the child or something, and ran into the kitchen to give Xia Qu a hand.

"Don't like children?"

"It's so-so, but it's terrible for children to cry, and I don't have the patience to coax them, and I get goosebumps all over my body as soon as they approach me."

"You haven't watched any parent-child shows before?"

"Watch, watch one by one, isn't "Where Are You Going, Dad" just chased it at home for three seasons."

Xia Qu glanced at her meaninglessly.

"Uh...... Oops, I'm just less popular and more idle at home. "Really, if you don't admit it, you're going to be laughed at every minute.

"How can I mean that...... "It's really a very depressing thing to provoke a little aunt who has a problem to pick and a problem to make: "Yan Xiaobei." ”

"You! Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother with you, yes, yes, I've recently been obsessed with a show called "The Age of the Second Child", have you heard of it? ”

Xia Qu shook his head, this current show is too responsive to the call of the country.

"Then I have to give you Amway, let me tell you, now Mr. Pan Changjiang is simply my male god."

Xia Qu raised his eyebrows in disbelief: "Teacher Pan Changjiang? I remember Mr. Pan is almost sixty...... Second child? "It is not easy for Mr. Pan to respond to the call of the country at this age.

Yan Kong: (βŠ™_βŠ™)

"What, can you follow the latest developments of old artists? That's his daughter's child! It's a grandson! ”

"Uh-oh." Xia Qu suddenly felt relieved.

"I tell you that it is thick, do you make it? In one issue, Mr. Pan was performing a sketch, and then Xiao Shi, his grandson, went to see it, and then after the performance, Mr. Pan asked him: 'Is Grandpa's sketch a good performance?' The stone said yes. 'Is Grandpa's sketch funny?' 'The stone said teasing. 'Are you smiling?' The stone is very serious: 'I didn't laugh', I asked 800 times, no matter how I asked, I didn't laugh, ahhahahahahaha......ha

Yan Kong slapped his thigh while laughing, he couldn't extricate himself, and when he looked at Xia Qu again, he looked at the mentally retarded expression.

For a moment, Yan Kong really felt that he was mentally retarded.

"Oh, I'm boring, it's actually really interesting!"

"Like small rocks?"

"I like fried chicken! But ......" Yan Kong pouted: "Children or something, they are all cute on TV." ”

"Lylay is lovely too."

Yan Kong nodded "mm-hmm" twice: "Frankly speaking, your Lailai is quite beautiful." But it doesn't matter, I don't like me when I look at her like that. ”

"You're so fierce, she's just scared."

"Then continue to be afraid, I've always been like this, I feel that if any child likes me, it's purely a shaky character. Annoying her if it's annoying, I don't care about that anyway. ”

Xia Qu frowned: "Why are you so annoying." ”

οΌˆοΌ› Μ„Π΄ Μ„) This person was not happy, and came over quietly, and corrected him very strictly: "It's you who are annoying." ”

Seeing that Xia Qu didn't react, someone turned around faintly again, and whispered on the other side of him: "You are annoying." ”

Natsu glanced at her, continued unresponsive, and then bypassed her and went to the toaster to bake bread.

Someone chased after him reluctantly: "It's you who is more annoying, you heard Mu You?" ”

Xia Qu sneered: "Didn't someone say they didn't care, so I can understand that I said that you are annoyed by this matter, are you very caring?" ”

Yan Kong was speechless.

"I didn't!"

"Oh?"

"Even if there is, what are you trying to prove?"

"Nothing." Xia went to laugh and said nothing.

"Anyway, young master, you still cook at home?"

"Well, as long as I'm at home, I'll make it for Yan Yan to eat."

"May I ask you something?"

"Just ask."

"You and your sister...... And who is your dad and that, don't live together? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Lylai lives with them, and this time he brought me here. ”

Specially connected?

"Isn't Lyle sick?"

"Yes."

"Then you're still tossing so much, I'm really not afraid of the child having an accident."

Xia Qu didn't know how to answer, he was indeed selfish in this matter.

I'd rather toss my sick little sister than live together for a few days, what kind of hatred is this? Yan Kong instantly made up tens of thousands of words in his brain, and the wealthy families competed for favor and fought for the house.

It seems that it is better not to ask.

***

"Oh my God, it's going to be tortured so soon." Yan Kong fell on the table, suddenly raised his head and asked Xia Qu, "Do you know what this means?" ”

"I don't know."

"It means a lot of crying! It means a lot of ng! It means that Director Liang's troublemaker is going to scold me again! ”

"You don't have any acting skills?"

"Damn, you're embarrassed to be paralyzed all the time, I don't have acting skills! Do you know how difficult it is to play a crying scene? Let me tell you, these screenwriters know that 'men don't flick when they have tears', and I have never seen a director arrange a crying scene for a male actor. Actresses are different, today I bumped into the male protagonist and the female supporting partner together, talking and laughing, crying for a while, tomorrow my mother is seriously ill and my father is in prison, crying a lot, and breaking up with the male protagonist for various brain-dead reasons, this has to cry eight times. Every time I play this, I have to take out all my little sour and bitter and think about it one by one, and finally cry out, and when I meet an ignorant partner, or the director who strives for perfection is not crying enough to be beautiful and moving, then I will do something else this day, just cry. I'll just ask you if you're abusive? Abuse or not? Tortured to death! ”

"Then the next time you take on the role of a vicious second woman, you will also abuse others to find a balance."

"Ugh." Yan Kong let out a long sigh: "You say just look at me, it's really difficult to play the second girl." ”

Xia Qu agreed very perfunctorily, and did not say the fact that most of the second female protagonists are more beautiful than the heroine.

"Actually, I don't think I'm suitable for the role of the little fox, although it's also silly and sweet, but it's completely different from the previous feeling, the little fox she ...... The heart is like glass, I seem to be vulgar. ”

Xia Qu lowered his eyes and smiled: "But there is one thing, I think you are still quite similar to her." ”

"Beautiful as a flower?"

Xia Qu pursed his lips helplessly: "In this case, even if it's two." ”

"Huh? So what is ()" Yan Kong was curious.

"The same ...... Incomprehensible style. ”

Confused?

"I don't know whose amorous style? Ah, you're saying someone in the group has a crush on me? After thinking about it, Yan Kong was terrified: "Is it Liang Hua!" I just said that he has nothing to do and likes to find fault with me, damn, dare to love this thing because he really wants to sneak me. The more Yan Kong thought about it, the more afraid he became: "What's the unspoken rule, it's also the director's work, you say that he is just an assistant director, why do you always want to act as a substitute." ”

Xia went to support his forehead, what a brain circuit.

"Brother, brother!" As he was talking, Xia Lai rushed into Xia Qu's arms, and when he saw Yan Kong, he glared with big beautiful eyes: "Brother, you are with her again...... Don't want Lylai? ”

The corners of Yan Kong's mouth twitched wildly: "I didn't want to rob your brother, I wanted to take it away." ”

"No, Lailai", Xia went to hug his little sister: "Brother and aunt are working, you can't disturb." ”

Xia Lai pouted and was about to cry immediately, Yan Kong's heart admired this: "Lailai, you tell Aunt SΓΉ, how did you do it when you say crying?" ”

Xia Lai didn't want to deal with her at all, shook his head and held back his tears: "Brother, is it okay to take Lailai with you?" ”

"Lailai, my brother remembers that you used to listen to your brother."

Yan Kong was shocked, what is the situation with this thing suddenly being so principled...... But in this way, Charlais is 800 percent crying, which is terrifying.

Yan Kong looked at his watch: "It's almost noon in that summer, why don't you go cook first?" ”