Chapter 300: I'm Still Sitting in a BMW and Crying!
Sigh!
I don't know if it was sent out on the spot, or the special effects of TV post-production, anyway, the audience in front of the TV heard boos.
Sending you a car before you get married? Girl, you take yourself too seriously! Many viewers in front of the TV began to shake their heads.
Zhu Guanjun thought for a while and replied: "I can give you the car, but I won't buy another one, if I want to use the car, I will use the ambulance car from the repair shop." Of course, it's not that I can't afford a car, I just don't want to waste it meaninglessly. ”
There's no problem with gentleness, applauding gently, and you can't see her true thoughts on TV.
Yang An began to disagree with Gao Yuanyuan at this time, he said: "Do you girls like to use gifts to test whether your boyfriend really loves you before you get married?" ”
Gao Yuanyuan laughed: "For girls, it's normal to behave like this?" Haven't you ever given Fei Fei a valuable gift? ”
Yang An said: "I really haven't given expensive gifts, the first time I held her hand was when I came back from the United States, I brought her a bottle of perfume, and she was moved to tears." Let's talk about my understanding of gifts, if I love a girl very much, I will take the initiative to give her a gift, but it will not be hundreds of thousands of off-road vehicles, or houses or anything, I will only send perfumes, mobile phones, bags, clothes and the like at most. If a girl asks me for a car and a house, I will be especially disgusted! ”
Lao Cui also agreed: "Yang An is right, this is the difference between men and women's thinking. For men, it is a completely different feeling to send it on their own initiative and to be asked to send it by their girlfriend. What's more, this is not a perfume, but an off-road vehicle that is good for hundreds of thousands. So gentleness, I don't think what you just asked was inappropriate. Also, I'll say one more thing, a lot of girls hate their boyfriends smoking, right? ”
Most of the people were nodding, and Lao Cui said to Wen Wen: "But you'd better not expect men to quit smoking because of the reason of 'love me', if a man is so committed to you, it is basically irresponsible." Zhu Guanjun honestly said that he couldn't quit, which I think is understandable, because the nature of his work makes it impossible to quit. ”
Zhu Guanjun felt quite perceptive: "Yes, when dealing with customers, handing cigarettes is the best way. ”
Lao Cui said: "The only thing I can count on is that he will greatly reduce the number and frequency of smoking, like me, for the sake of my family's health, I don't smoke a single cigarette in the bedroom." ”
Yang An laughed: "Male guest, the next time a girl asks you the same question, I'll tell you how to answer." Lao Cui is also a very good smoker, when his wife asked him to quit smoking, and then he said, 'If you love me, don't let me quit smoking', this sentence instantly conquered his wife, and she didn't mention a word of quitting smoking for decades! ”
Hahahaha!
The audience laughed, and the audience reacted.
Empathy, this matter is particularly easy to solve, Yang An is not an admirer of smoking, but tells everyone that in the event of a dispute in marriage, there will always be a compromise, if it is difficult for the man to compromise, the woman will try to compromise will be very smooth.
Zhu Guanjun quipped: "I'll use this trick next time!" ”
There are still eight lights on, and it seems that this one will definitely succeed today.
When it came to the "Observer Suggestions" session, which was the most popular among the audience, Yang An asked: "For rich people, I like to ask this question, how do you distinguish whether girls are looking for your money or those who want you?" ”
Zhu Guanjun is quite confident: "I have been in business for many years and have met many people, even if I can't recognize it the first time we meet, I will definitely be able to recognize it the second time." ”
Yang An said: "That's because you haven't met a master, the girls who came out of our non-sincere Do Not Disturb have all been carefully taught by our three hosts, even if you sleep in the same bed in the future, you can't tell the difference!" ”
The audience laughed, Zhu Guanjun was a little embarrassed, but he was not very convinced, there were still six lights on the stage, Lao Cui said: "Okay, let's enter the boys' privileges and go up and extinguish the four lights!" ”
Zhu Guanjun walked over calmly, and the first girl he walked to was gentle.
Gentle and nervous, without waiting for Zhu Guanjun to take a picture of the lamp in front of her, she asked first, "Are you going to kill me because of the car?" ”
Zhu Guanjun said: "No, it has nothing to do with the car. ”
Honk!
The gentle light was photographed, and the expression on her face was particularly sad, and the audience in front of the TV all sneered.
This girl really did it herself, and she asked someone for a car of hundreds of thousands before she got married? Didn't hear the analysis of the three hosts? Boys are very disgusted by these kinds of requests! Unless he really loves you and takes the initiative to send the car, it depends on the situation to decide whether to accept it.
Zhang Zitong hated and said: "Pig-like girls ......"
Mom was also ready to count her, but Zhu Guanjun took four or five steps, and said softly with a crying voice: "Then I don't want a car, can't I?" ”
Wow!
At this moment, all the female guests around couldn't stand still, and they all looked at her like they were looking at alien monsters.
After Zhu Guanjun heard this, he could only stop, turn his head and bow slightly to Wen Rou to apologize, and then leave without looking back, to extinguish the lights of others.
Netizens watching TV on the Internet exploded instantly!
In the forum, in the space reply area, all of them scolded this female guest for not having self-respect and low emotional intelligence, and the scolding was very ugly.
"Girl, do you think this is buying clothes at a roadside stall? How much does this dress cost? 300 pieces? Do you sell it for 10 yuan? Don't sell people! As soon as Nima's male guest took a few steps, you shouted, 10 yuan sold you, can't you sell it? Grass, cheap like this! ”
"This stupid woman's IQ and EQ are really worrying! It's too low! ”
"I have the backbone to study other female guests, knowing that he is rich, and insisting that he will not regret extinguishing his lamp, like you, who was rejected and asked people to come back, Bichi, quite Bichi!"
"I know you're testing him and don't really want his car! I also know that this man doesn't like you, and he didn't kill you because of the car! It's good, why did you say you don't want a car? What a shame, alas! ”
"Girl, you're stupid in finance, aren't you? Your heart is too calculating, who dares to lead you away! ”
Zhu Guanjun extinguished four lights, but it was a pity that his heart-warming girl Su Yiyi had extinguished him before, so in the end, the boy chose the 1+2 model.
Lao Cui prompted: "Ten questions, you choose one." ”
Zhu Guanjun chose to understand the concept of consumption, a very rational choice, if he finds a loser mother-in-law who spends money like running water, hundreds of millions of family properties will not be able to bear the waste.
The three girls are fine, they are all consumed on demand, and they will not be wasted.
The second question, Zhu Guanjun asked: "If a big customer comes to my store on a date and calls and says he wants to see me, so I can only choose to go back, what would you think?" ”
Before the three girls could answer, Yang An asked in surprise: "The last time you had the opportunity to ask, just ask this?" Big brother, your question is too gentle, and it is impossible to find the answer at all! Everyone knows what kind of business you do, of course the big customers can't afford to offend, you go back and go back, who of them can have any ideas? You should ask, you've been in a relationship for three years and your relationship is strong, but when you're dating, your buddies call you back because of trivial things and ask them what they think! ”
Lao Cui was even more ruthless, adding: "And every time you go out on a date, either a big customer in your store, or a wine and meat buddy, they all call you back to deal with it because of a big fart, and you ask their attitude." ”
The two of them said one word to the left and one to the right, and Zhu Guanjun and the three girls were stunned.
Sure enough, even if the conditions were changed more harshly by Yang An and Lao Cui, the answers of the three girls all expressed understanding, one said that he was willing to wait for him to come back to pick him up, one said that he could do something else with his friends, and the other said that he could take a taxi home alone.
Zhu Guanjun was dumbfounded, his question was simply a meaningless question!
Yang An hates that iron does not become steel: "Don't think that the questions you value very much will definitely get different answers." I know you want to hear 'whining', 'impatient', 'angry', but it can't be! Women are smart, and many times, you can only get the only answer, and it is the answer you force them to choose! With your performance, I really don't believe that you can easily tell who wants you and who wants your money? ”
The audience laughed and applauded, and Zhu Guanjun was really convinced.
He finally realized his mistake, and he was indeed too confident, too careless, the boys' power link, a fixed question, an oral question, the three girls gave almost the same answer, and exactly matched his expectations, it was simply tantamount to not saying anything, wasting the opportunity.
Stinky problem!
Zhu Guanjun gently pinched his palm, what should I do? Who to choose? Who is drawing my people? Who wants my money? Finally, the last time I was honest, don't disturb, I didn't expect that there were traps everywhere, there were pits everywhere, and he was confused!
Out of prudence, Zhu Guanjun took away the one of the two girls who chose him, who looked more gentle and ladylike.
After the two of them held hands, Lao Cui sighed: "Looking at his performance, you can know that he is not rich in love experience, this kind of person is actually very easy to win, as long as you get along sincerely for half a year, maybe you can get married." If he has the courage to insist on choosing Su Yiyi, will you follow Su Yiyi? ”
When the audience thought about it, it was really like this, but it's a pity!
Su Yiyi pursed her lips and smiled, and said playfully: "Didn't he choose me!" ”
Lao Cui had no problem with this smart girl, and invited a second male guest, who was an artist, talking and dressing, all full of artistic atmosphere.
It's a pity that people who engage in art generally don't have money, but his favorite girl is Juno, and when it comes to the last step of boys' power, there is still a girl left, and Juno, a girl who likes it.
The artist asked, "Would you like to sit on the back of my bike and take it for a ride?" ”
Juno did not hesitate: "I'll still sit in the BMW and cry!" ”
This sentence quickly caused heated discussions in the audience, and on Sunday night, the whole network and circle of friends were spreading, and overnight, "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", Juno, "Sitting in the BMW and crying", this matter is almost unknown to everyone!
Yang An didn't expect that after the second episode was broadcast, it was precisely because of the thunderous words of the two daughters of Gentle and Juno that he was in considerable trouble.
He was warned by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television! (To be continued.) )